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hamletthedane · 1 year
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Nothing worse than your grandparents asking if you’re bringing a boyfriend to the family’s annual deer hunt, and you getting a little ticked off bc you’ve been openly gay for the better part of a decade so you impulsively respond “no I’m bringing my girlfriend” and get a nice apologetic response but UH OH - you haven’t had anything resembling a serious date since before law school and that was like five years ago so now you have to pretend to break up with your alleged girlfriend right before the trip and act all sad about it the whole time which is definitely a much worse fate than just ignoring some vague homophobia, and now your cousins also want details and your parents are like wtf who the hell is this mystery girl, when ALL you really wanted was an excuse to quietly sit in a deer blind for a few hours in November, wrapped in blankets drinking spiked hot chocolate and pretending to look for deer.
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g1rlr0b1n · 10 months
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What if my mind lived in a special place in the multiverse where Jon still got lost in space but came back only a year younger than Damian and they got to finish High School together, got to go to college together, got to celebrate every age milestone together, and never had to go through that awkward "this age gap feels huge" phase? Like, what then?
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mawmawmaw · 1 year
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3 imps drawn slowly over the course of 8 months
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drinkingteainthedark · 5 months
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Ngl, Yingxing was a little silly stupid. He really trusted a man that dealt with his friends death by doing unethical science to not make him immortal? Down horrendous.
Clearly, the real reason his eyes turned red is because he slam dunked those rose coloured glasses right onto his face with all his craftsman arm strength the moment he caught a glimpse of a red flag.
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hexiewrites · 1 year
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ted lasso writers: oh, sorry, you said you didnt like the love triangle plotline, right? fans: yes, oh my god, of course, THANK YOU! so does that mean keeley is gonna pick one of them, or maybe polya- tl writers: i got you this fans: what... what's that? tl writers: :D fans: is that.... uh tl writers: a rhombus!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fans: fuck
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lottiemilfews · 2 months
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펜트하우스 (The Penthouse) - 1.10
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mcybree · 2 months
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gritting my teeth knowing scotts about to go find jimmy just to give him the pufferish he just picked up. looks at my last post and squints.
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pengy-pop · 9 months
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dont think i ever posted this doodle lmao.
from way back when the neo champions were leaked n i proceeded to be SUPER normal abt it.
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lohstandfound · 3 months
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Summary of the bmc apocalypse roleplays I did back in the day
Attempt 1- Jake's hero complex leads him to commit the crimes of harbouring a criminal, multiple threats of murder, and child endangerment often interrupted by bouts of major depression while babysitting
Attempt 2- Jake's hero complex leads him to leading a horde of zombies away from his community after promising to never abandon his friends again and gets lost on his way home
Attempt 3- Jake doesn't suffer from that much of a hero complex but does find himself getting kidnapped and escaping and getting lost. Then proceeds to get told off by Jeremy because he (Jake) wouldn't stay in the infirmary
Attempt 4- Jake's hero complex leads him to blaming himself for the destruction of the community he was leading (with the assistance of the Squip squad) because he wasn't there to protect them from being raided because he was out looking for supplies
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devilsskettle · 5 months
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i’ve started to really dislike stories where the stakes are really expansive. ofc a story needs stakes but i think i’m really over “saving the world” stakes, i’m not interested in global or universal consequences. i’m only interested in stories that remain at the personal and interpersonal levels (whether those stakes are really high — life or death; or really low — whether or not a character can wake up the next day and feel okay about themselves, whether or not two characters can maintain a relationship)
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ghxstkn1fe · 1 year
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i few like a lot of you have forgotten that the riptide pirates are in no way safe. the electrodon is dead but. like. there ship is also fucking dead and they have no way off or any way to call for help.
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windowsandfeelings · 8 months
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Did I watch the last 4 Nancy Drew episodes and take notes on them to try and figure out whether Nancy and Ace have forgotten that they’re cursed? Yes I did.
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crowncursed · 6 months
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Simon having a reoccurring nightmare where someone he loves falls under the crown's influence and he's powerless to stop it, despite his firsthand experience. The same thing always happens, the transformation is like a video being played on fast forward, flying past the stage where there's still time to knock it off their head and save them from the curse. And then, they descend into madness that rivals his own... he's seen it happen to Betty, Marceline, his parents. And every time, without fail, at the end he's presented with a choice to don the crown again to selflessly release them from its grip or watch them spiral into nothing. And he chooses the first option, every time, and wakes up with a deep, inescapable longing to find it again.
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vexangle · 6 months
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on the topic of allergies i saw in the notes someone saying food allergies "aren't like cat allergies" and goes on to describe an incredibly mild cat allergy. so, heres my experience with dog dander allergy:
for a few years if i entered a house where a dog lived - even if the dog was quarantined to a room or outside the house, and the areas where i hung out were vacuumed right before i visited, and i took extra allergy meds beforehand - within 20 minutes my throat would start to close up.
perhaps do not throw severe animal allergies under the bus in your pursuit for having severe food allergies be recognized. you yourself are minimizing the impact severe animal allergies have on people that have them. "but food allergies can be airborne" this also applies to dander allergies. whats your point.
do you recognize this is the same struggle? people hate to be inconvenienced about the food they can have in common areas and they hate not being allowed to bring their "furbabies" anywhere they go and they are willing to risk our lives about it. they see us all as expendable.
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wintercosmicskye · 1 year
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Snowglobe❄️💔
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runthepockets · 2 months
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The craziest thing about transitioning and primarily dating / fucking a lot of trans women is watching them do shit to me that my traumatized high school ex girlfriend did to both boys her age and older men a lot of the time; using me and my sexuality as an easy source of validation. I can count on two hands the amount of times a trans woman has put the moves on me and seen me as an easy lay, only to chicken out or fly off the handle when I reciprocate or try to do anything irl, much like my ex girlfriend did with her male friends. Sex is a power thing in these situations, a source of social capital and control rather than a genuine means of bonding or connecting with another human being, which is why they see it as ok to approach me with shallow intent, but not the inverse. Somewhat like when your mom has a bad day at work and yells at you over trivial shit like having socks on the floor in your room, it's a way to regain that autonomy and time that's stolen and beaten out of you.
And I mean, I get it. Look at how our society treats women and girls and their sexualities. There are several derogatory words and phrases in the English language alone that condemn women for wanting anything, women in tv and film for decades now have had nothing to offer except their breasts hips and asses, femme fatale tropes were pretty much everywhere from the 80s to the mid 2010s, the MeToo movement of the last decade, conflicting ideas in feminist spaces that give little to no consideration of intersectionality, throw being a trans woman in a patriarchal society in the mix and of course you're going to walk away with some screwed up ideas about sexuality. Hell, even as a guy who wasn't the primary target of a lot of that shit, I have some pretty screwed up ideas of it myself. Tbh after years of being a social nobody, it's kinda nice to be that sort of beacon of male authority for somebody that clearly wants approval in a way I can provide by just, existing. I'm a horny, straight, masculine guy, and I like female attention. We're both getting validation of some sort out of it. It's definitely a mutual thing, and it's kinda cool. It's one of those things that's gender affirming, even if it's in a very roundabout and vaguely disrespectful way.
But still, I'm a human being. All institutional and political connotations aside. I have feelings and needs, I very rarely harbor resentment or malice, so while I absolutely sympathize with these women and their traumas and try to be patient, I wish they would grant me the same graces. I really fucking hate that our society has screwed women over so much and continues to do so so often that even in trans spaces this kind of stuff is unavoidable. "Men only want one thing" taken to its logical extreme is kinda the overarching theme in all this. It feels like shit being seen as disposable or an easy quick lay / itch you need to scratch that you never have to think about again when I actually, genuinely am attracted to and care about trans women as friends and lovers, and actually want to build relationships with a lot of them instead of being seen as a walking dildo. Like I said, this mindset isn't entirely new and it's not the fault of any singular woman, nor is it unique to trans people, this has been a recurring pattern in spaces where marginalized men and women date each other since the fucking dawn of time. But damn is it frustrating. I wanna write a case study on shit like this when I'm older and significantly more secure.
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