#softball sized

[quixot1sm]

the tao trio

#kyurem #reshiram #zekrom #pokemon bw #pokemon #unova #art #as they appear in the hilbertverse #stones not to scale. theyre both the size of a softball

[theneutral-zone]

the last of the red onion harvest... saw the opportunity & took it

#why is it so SMALL #the rest of our onions were like softball size and then boom #sylvanian families #calico critters

[yeyinde]

the way he adjust his balls

#YOU KNOW ITS BIG #he really didn't have to do any of this #like no one told this man to shift around like his balls were the size of softballs #that was a personal choice #like sir #thank u i get it #u got a big dick and some big balls #but ur RUINING MY LIFE

[thighlerseguin]

#dallas stars #miro heiskanen #scpwcfg1 #05.19.23 #damn you'd never know that a week ago his cheek was the size of a softball

[moonshynecybin]

marc flying into austin today. a city literally currently under an airport weather warning

#softball sized hail. predicted. #tornadoes. #callie speaks #thots and prayers

[chlorophyllium]

Hey guys please help me wish them Happy Birthday. They turn 1 tomorrow.

#they were born from the scraps of tape in our labs #they are the size of a softball rn #happy birthday Mil Lombrices! #feliz cumpleaños Mil Lombrices! #science side of tumblr #chloroposting

[lo-carb]

Well, both the lemon drop melons and the cantaloupe that I've planted this year have kind of been shit. Although the few we've actually gotten to eat have been tasty! They just keep cracking/bursting open before they really get any good size : (

Tbh the chickens have had more of them to eat than us at this point, so I guess there's a positive in that.

#mine #gardening #the lemon drops have been bred to do better in a greenhouse #so the rain we get every now and then will make them crack #and the cantaloupe variety I've got is apparently quite bad for cracking often too-which I wish I would have known b4 getting them :( #the cantaloupe was -really- good though...for the three I was able to harvest #the rest get up to softball size and then start breaking open on the bottom #or they get a tiny crack and it molds quickly : ( #Guess I'll go with different melons next year #As for the lemon drops- they're sweet and all but not really anything groundbreaking #Kind of interesting that some of the ld's grow green (still have yellow flesh) instead of the yellow that it's supposed to be

[niceboyeds]

all morning today i was trying to figure out why my back was hurting. then i remembered my sister basically dropped me on the tile floor last night🙃

#i have a bruise on my butt #the size of a softball #literally wtf #i’m just a baby #lys’s nonsense

[newlyy]

my stomach fucking HURTS

#gonna call the gyno and tell her i want to go ahead with the cyst removal surgery #this coming and going pain and the fucked up periods. its not it #i want this thing OUT #size of a softball did i tell you girls that? #the ovary itself is the size of a walnut

[bcdwclves]

Not me fiending for Mal to be knotted oh no-

Look.

I'm not sayin' that Mal needs to be knotted, but I'm also not sayin' that she's gonna end up with a big, fat knot in her ass and she's gonna be stuck for hours while some big-ass werewolf uses her hole to get himself off.

#( ooc. ) #( answered asks. ) #she's definitely not going to be cumming every single time he thrusts into her while that softball sized knot stretches her out.

[mezais]

Thinking about the time when I got to the hospital after breaking a bone in my foot and a guy in a patient garb started demanding I give him the wheelchair I was in so he could use it to sit while smoking outside

#this was before I was even checked in lmao #I was fully willing to give it to him if he needed it for medical reasons #at first he didn’t say why he needed he was just like ‘are you using that’ while I was. sitting in it with an ankle the size of a softball #I kinda respect him for shooting his shot #I was on painkillers and still running on adrenaline at that point and I was like sure you can have it #until my sister was like ‘no you can’t have it he’s clearly using it’

[bigbadfrostwolf]

Nothing boosts your morale as a nurse quite like having your patients thank you and tell you how appreciative they are of the care you gave them at the end of your shift... only to be pulled into the manager's office as soon as you get done giving report because one of your coworkers complained you "sit down too much." 🙃

Like, ma'am, I am heavily pregnant and have already been hospitalized once this pregnancy after running my ass off and not having time to sit and rest and hydrate. I am NOT about to put myself into preterm labor because some petty bitch has the "perception" (my manager's word) that I'm lazy. As long as my patients are taken care of and my tasks are completed, I will sit when I feel the need to sit. Kiss my ass.

#catchin babies #you wanna feel the 1+ edema in my legs from how much i was on my feet last night? #my ankles are the size of softballs right now #why don't you go ask my patients if they think I'm lazy #but hey someone who doesn't have the training to read an EFM strip was mad they saw me sitting at the labor desk #because i was asked to watch the monitors while the other nurses were busy with patients

[embarrassingjon]

excuse me, has anyone seen this? my dad had one of these as a kid and none of us know what the fuck it is please help. it’s made of plastic and when you blow into the end it makes a horn sound. The little knob at the top does nothing, the red ball part is hollow. it plagues my mind night and day

#toy #old #vintage #plastic thing #horn? #perhaps #prototype #old toy #please #help me solve this mystery #its completely plastic #those colors are pretty close to what color it actually was #it was like softball sized #maybe a tough bigger #my dad couldn't have had the only one #artist rendering

[twotales]

My parents had to put their pupper to sleep yesterday and our kid knew she was sick. I was crying when I got off the phone and babyoo asked:

O: Is Zoey okay?

Me: No baby, Zoey is not okay. Remember papa from The Good Dinosaur? And the budgie from Bluey?

O: Yes. Papa died in mudslide

Me: That's right and that's what is happening to Zoey, she is going to die.

O: Oh... Call gama and bepa? See if they okay?

Me: *Crying harder* Yes bayboo we can call them to make sure they are okay.

(We did call them and my mom managed to barely hold it together at work but bayboo made my step-dad ugly cry. I love our kid so much, the empathy here has blown me away.)

#I'm going to miss Zoey so much #she was my fur-sister #poor baby had the tumor the size of a softball on her pancreas #the past two days they had to carry her outside to use the bathroom #jittery little sausage #😭 #twotaleshomelife #tinytwotales

[the-terminal-show]

just found out the shampoo i switched to 2 months ago is part of a lawsuit for containing formaldehyde causing severe hairloss........fücking

#i just lost a softball size wad of hair & was like ok guess i'm dying #where can i buy a 100% organic shampoo that isn't some shit influencer 826$ brand i was gonna get handmade from a rez but they can't take PP

[angelnumber27]

Hit my head again today 😵‍💫

#one more and I’m fucked #it happens SO MUCH #I’ve had to get staples in my head #bc passed out and fell backwards onto brick steps- the pointy part where the steps meet #and once had two black eyes and a giant knot on my head size of softball #if you look at my face you can see it. bump is still there #hit my head 10 x on same cabinet in one day #went to grab a water and fell straight on my head onto the tile floors with no hands to hold me up #hit my head on the chair next to my bed bc I fall out of bed all the time #hit my head every time I get out of a car #on every cabinet #have passed out and landed on my head more than once #on this guy I was seeing’s dresser #today it was the shower door hard as fuck #it happens weekly