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bonnie-bug · 2 years

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I know I’ve seen it somewhere before (most likely here on tumblr) but i AM obsessed with the idea of a muppets version of good omens where the human characters are all played by muppets and aziraphale and crowley are played by humans who are very clearly controlling muppet versions of themselves as their corporations but the muppets only ever directly address the muppet corporations. as far as they can see aziraphale and crowley are also only muppets

moreover I am EXTRA obsessed with the idea that aziraphale and crowley. also keep up the muppeteering when alone with each other. their muppets are their corporations how they interact with the earth and they interact with each other while within these corporations. but when you can literally see their true (human) forms looming over their dinky little flesh (felt) bodies it adds a new level of hilarity

I cant tell which would be funnier: if, when talking to each other, they looked each other dead in the eyes while making their muppets also look at each other, or if they ALSO pretended the other was only a muppet and utterly ignored their true human forms

that being said I think for the drunk scene they should be slugging back actual glasses of wine in one hand and just very sloppily controlling their muppet selves with the other. the muppets have little fake glasses of wine too obvi

with tracy aziraphale just takes over as her muppeteer she just sometimes moves and talks on her own. all the other angels and demons are just humans but when on earth the angels have muppets and the demons have really shitty hand puppets. they just stand there holding the muppets/puppets they dont make them move and act. aziraphale and crowley are thought to be very weird and creepy for doing so with theirs

the horsepersons…. I think they start with muppets only but you can see there’s sticks or wires or whatever controlling their limbs. and them when they start to come into their power suddenly they’re being controlled by a person. and when they go full Horsepersons Of The Apocalypse they’re fully human (in form). except for death. death is identical to tv canon bc he’s the one who hides his true nature the least. and he’s creepier that way

with adam? I think he’s just an uncomfortably human looking muppet. his face is more normally proportioned. his felt is a very human beigey tan. his hands are uncomfortably dextrous like the swedish chef’s. maybe when he comes into his powers he starts looking less and less like a muppet and more and more like a human until it culminates in something dead center in the uncanny valley for both humans and muppets. and then after he tells satan to fuck off he suddenly looks almost perfectly muppet normal with only a twinge of almost-human-y since he still has at least Some powers

in terms of the muppet casting I have no idea who should be whom jdjdbdkd maybe miss piggy for anathema and kermit for newt, mostly bc they’re arguably the main human (adult) characters and it’s funny to me to call a frog “newt”. however this version does not include the all-but-onscreen sex scene okay we do not need to see that. it fades to black just like in the book thank you ❤️

also to be clear all the angels and demons and in particular aziraphale and crowley are all still dressed like in canon. when their wings show up their human true form also has wings. crowley puts on sunglasses on his human self before digging out a tiny pair of muppet sized ones and putting it in his muppet hand to put on his muppet face. yknow. stuff like that

#yes I’m putting way too much thought into something I literally will never do anything with shut up jdbdbdkd #this ordinarily would be shared with my friends or something but my brain has so many worms in it rn and refuses to let me socialize #so instead u get to see my stream of consciousness shitposting directly on ur dash. you’re welcome ❤️#good omens #muppets #muppet au #the bon speaks #having one human try to accurately control a muppet doesnt Really make logistic sense I know but shhhh #I know with most larger muppets u need two people to control them one with the mouth and one arm and someone else with the other arm but #idk. maybe they can manage to use two of those sticks in one hand kdjdbdk #every dramatic scene just becomes 1000% funnier when u imagine it happening with each of them holding a muppet version of himself #again! I will do nothing with this au! but I must think out every angle for it regardless alas #anyway hope u enjoyed my rambling abt gomens but muppets jdbdvdnd #if u read all the post and all these tags I give u a kees on the forehead (• ε •)

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violentlyscreaming · 1 year

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Bringing this gem back now that the bees are canon yk

#I was thinking about that on my rewatch of v6 so ur welcome #rwby #shitpost #yang xiao long #bumbleby #blake belladonna

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bagelvangr · 1 year

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Replaying the beginning of the game for a bit of reference in some writing and making the absolute decision to go through this run-through the complete opposite way of how I'd normally play these games (goodie goodie, get the best ending possible) and now am making every selfish choice possible instead 😌

ya girl gonna be

wreaking havoc in Norway

England

Vinland

the map table

Randvi's bed

taking her rightful spoils

kissing her girl

punching her brother

and his stupid sidekick

kissing her girl

telling Dag to fuck off (but still giving him his axe 'cause come on, he has nothing to do with this lol)

tell her brother he's a shitty absent jarl that makes bad judgments

and most importantly: kissing her girl

honourable choices sure, but this time Eivor's here for one thing and that's to live her best life with her best girl in the best timeline

this drengr fucks 😤

#randivor #eivor x randvi #randvi x eivor #randivor in norway au #randivor heillboer au #amazing how much one thing in a game can make me care so little about supposed consequences in the whole thing #randvi #eivor varinsdottir #living their best lesbian viking lives #randivor shitpost #bagel unhinged #my brain chemicals finally equalizing #making good shit for the better of the world #lmao ur welcome

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clumsyexpression · 2 years

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⊶Keepin' it ℝeal⊷

I've been really into the marines/government folks lately, and I know they aren't the type to easily be swayed when it comes to making up their minds 🥰🥰🥰

Rob Lucci, X Drake, Rosinante accidentally ~2.4k words (in total) some hot and heavy themes, but... if you know me by now, ya know ͡° ل͜ ͡°

Lucci

Being in the presence of such a profound and intimidating man was no easy feat – each glance he cast your way felt like a finger pistol straight into your heart, and when you realized you were still breathing, his occasional seductive smirks laced with poorly contained lust put your heart to the test time and again.

You knew he didn’t necessarily lack patience, but more so he didn’t care for any delay.

That much was evident when he set the round snifter down onto the table with a little less delicacy as he had earlier before, when the night was slightly more young; the remainder of the amber drink being drained effortlessly as it marked the final obstacle between you two getting to the main event of the night. Dinner by candlelight was nice and all, but it was evident that it was you who he hungered for based on him undressing you the whole time his eyes laid upon you. The one of many smirks that’s been tugging at the corner of his mouth finally widened into the mischievous smile he seemed to be suppressing all evening.

Imbued with a new sense of urgency, Lucci stood before you, almost taking out the table as if it stood in the way of his cravings, his desires. He loomed over you with no intent to leave until sated.

“Y/N, I’m done wasting time.”

It didn’t take much to get past the sheer chiffon that draped your shoulders and barely covered your chest; a clean and effortless swipe of a finger cleared the way, and you couldn’t decide whether his deftness reminded you of his feline tendencies per his devil fruit or if it was thanks to the expediency of what his job called for.

Either way, no longer did any of your pesky clothing obstruct Lucci’s visage as the sight of your undergarments seemed to make his jaw drop onto the floor – joining some of your damaged clothes thanks to his impulsive handiwork.

However, the desirous scrutiny you were once under seemed to twist into.. a daze? disgust? disappointment? On most occasions, you were rather proficient at reading the taciturn man, but in this moment, it was hard to tell..

“Leopard..print?”

Lucci’s eyes lingered only a second more on your feline-inspired lingerie before meeting yours – looking for confirmation in his disbelief. You couldn’t help the small smile that was breaking free from containment, as you took this as a good sign; that he couldn’t believe you would do this for him, and you wanted to show how devoted, how serious you were about all of this.

Your smile beamed into a grin as you spoke.

“I knew you would like it- ”

“I don’t.”

“…huh?”

You were taken aback by the harshness and brevity of his statement. Your grin wilted into a pout as you tried to make sense of his disapproval.

How could he not like it…?

“But it’s your- ”

“Exactly. Y/N, do you- ” he cut himself off before steeling his point across through a narrow glare. “I will ask you this one thing, but regardless of the answer, you will leave.”

The space between you increased, but the heaviness of the room remained.

“What if I wore a human suit? Used your hide as undergarments?”

The hesitancy in giving a reply and the dryness of your throat gave away your non-answer, and he could only move to wring his tired brow from the impending headache coming his way. “Leave.”

“T-to be fair, you kind of already are wearing a human suit since you are a- ” you attempt to reason but he was hearing none of it.

“Go.”

“BUT YOU ARE WEARING A HUMAN SUIT! WHAT IS YOUR SKIN COVERING??”

“Y/N.”

“…and you could have worn my ass,” you mutter under your breath as you collect yourself from the table and readied to leave. “Wore my ass OUT- ”

“NOW.”

a/n: sorry that I like watering down his meanie behaviors but if you tried any of this fr fr you would be dead lmao just sayin

X Drake

It wasn’t often that the two of you were able to be alone, away from it all - away from the world, away from the navy, away from the…

Riiiing….ring

Well, almost completely alone.

This transponder snail has been giving you the creeps lately; for a government issued communication device, it sure had a way of…malfunctioning, as of late. The slight and almost inaudible ring of the snail did not go unnoticed by you, but it definitely went unnoticed by Drake - who already promised that nothing could get in the way of him getting to you now as he pinned you to the bed between his arms.

He just mustered up enough courage to finally touch you without fainting on the spot, and just as you were about to congratulate him by directing his hands to the prize, of course there would be a distraction to keep that from happening.

A gangly stalk veered in your direction from across the room on the dresser as Drake somehow didn’t take any notice, which garnered a creeping smile from the not-so-discreet gastropod. It was obvious that he’s been pining to touch you as your blouse started to inch its way up due to the guidance of some grabby hands, but you just couldn’t work in these conditions.

“It’s watching us.”

“No it isn’t, it’s just there.”

Drake, despite being a super-secret covert double agent, didn’t bother to ask what you were even talking about as he attempted to continue on with his exploration. As much you wouldn’t mind, you did, however, mind having a spectator.

Growing a bit bold from the non-attention of Drake, both eyestalks found their way to your persons as Drake vied for you full and undivided attention by locking you down into an embrace, sealed with a kiss.

Right as your shirt was beginning to give up on concealing what wasn’t already visible-

“Is someone hacking it – is it eavesdropping?”

Very and visibly annoyed that you won’t stop talking through a kiss, Drake sat up halfway onto an elbow to see what was so important to interrupt.

“It is a living creature, it, uh, moves from time to time.” The conversation tested his patience as Drake tried to politely assuage any concern and worry you had into undivided attention back to him.

As soon as he redirected his focus back to you, the snail whipped its spindly eyestalks back to you at an unnatural speed for a typical snail. It was at this point that you knew something was definitely up with this thing.

Sitting up immediately on the bed – causing poor Drake to lose his balance down to the floor – you point an accusing finger at the snail, which also happened to be at the exact moment it decided to act natural.

“DRAKE. IT WAS WATCHING. I WANT IT GONE.”

“Y/N, I can’t just get rid of it,” Drake huffed in frustration as he pulled himself up from the floor – the building aggravation evident in the speed of his speech. “It’s my only means of communication and I can’t just turn it off or on like talking about it.”

“Well, I can’t be turned on until you turn it off.”

“Are you..are you suggesting I kill it?”

“W-well no, just cover it up or something – I don’t want to see it, see me.”

“Then it will suffocate and I can’t hear it ring.”

“Don’t you stuff that thing in your pocket all the time?”

“It’s close enough I can hear a call.”

“Drake its so ugly and slimy and if it as much as look at me one more time, I’m dousing it in salt.”

It was at that point that sad eyes wandered to meet Drake’s, confirming that its feelings were hurt. Also because a glance towards you meant that death was imminent.

Almost as if a bait-and-switch of sour-then-sweet when it came to the two of you, Drake immediately fell for the dejected eyes of the snail over your malice towards it.

“Y/N, you need to apologize.”

A steeled tongue – much different from the one prodding around in your mouth moments ago – spoke as if you committed a crime against the government personally and demanded amends.

“What is happening- ”

“Nothing until you apologize.”

“Not happening.”

The heat that once simmered the room chilled off into tension as the three of you sat in silence at an impasse.

“…did you really just include the snail as a person in this argument??” you ask incredulously, crossing your arms in front of your chest in offense that your current reality right now is being ruined by a damn snail with wandering eyes and your lover is apparently siding with it??

“It’s sitting right there and you were the one to rope him into this.”

“Drake, I don’t care what you do but I want him out of here!”

“Say less.”

Drake stomped over to the dresser where the crestfallen snail sat – whisking the transponder snail up with a loving but brisk scoop and stormed towards the door.

The passing glance that you expected from Drake didn’t come from him, but instead from the transponder snail as it continued to eye you down with a knowing squint – confident of its security in Drake’s arms as he passed you by.

a/n: this really reminds me of the stupid trope of your pet/family photos/ungodly collection of squishmallows watching you while you try to have some personal time but there’s just too many eyes watching you, man. Also, this man is gonna blow his cover because those transponder snails are marked by the Marines and its so obvious pffft. Also also, those poor transponder snails know too much and its not even their fault lmao

Rosinante

Tonight, you really wanted to test the limits and see how far you could go and how long he would let you.

You two were already breaking the rules - with you being in his barracks and all – but to violate the noise ordinance with offensive and suggestive noises? You were just asking for a dishonorable discharge. And with no thanks to your service.

Over an hour had passed and you two were still going at it. Or better yet, you were still going at it whereas Rosinante was running low on patience and composure – ironically enough.

“Y/N, can we please just settle do-”

“Wait, after this one, because I really need to know after this one to make sure you aren’t playing me,” you insisted before moving on to the next thing on tonight’s itinerary.

“Please just trust me on this, Y/N. If the 50ft rope of firecrackers, the TV at max volume with the already illegally louder-than-normal commercials, incredibly out of tune bugle, and the rinky-dink blender full of peach pits and ice didn’t alarm anyone, I assure you, I assure you, we will be fine.” Rosinante emphasized the running list of noise pollution with a finger count that was about to get longer as he awaited your next escapade.

And it didn’t take long.

“Sengoku smells like eggs!”

Rosinante was taken aback, that’s for sure, but you couldn’t tell if the crimson creeping up from his chest to his face was from him trying to stifle any laughter back or him possibly being offended – seeing as how Sengoku was pretty much his dad.

The thickening silence was practically palpable as it weighed you down, along with the heavy and unrelenting glare that Rosinante hurled at you.

Although there was quiet, it wasn’t the same empty quiet as times before, like when the blender was whirring or the TV blasting. There was a medium in the air, but was it…Rosinante’s annoyance?

“Admiral Sengoku.”

You forgot your formalities when making a childish insult, and to someone as dear to Rosinante, at that.

“It’s ‘Admiral Sengoku smells like eggs’,” Rosinante asserted, but soon realized his faux pas once the correction blurted from his mouth, and even more so when he made the declaration a little louder than he intended.

The both of you were stupefied that that would even come out of his mouth and the each of you swung an accusing finger at another – both of you surprised but also to prove a point; you awaited to see if his sound barrier was legitimate and that no one heard his little announcement, and Rosinante pointed in shock that he would even let that come out of his mouth and hope no one heard that because he definitely let his guard-

CRRRRRSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!

Reminiscent of a giant, jolly refreshing pitcher of red sugary drink, the golden and much more angrier counterpart of the Kool-Aid man crashed through the wall – actually demolishing the entire side of the barracks in which a handful of other marines resided – much to the misfortune (or…fortune, if you’re into Sengoku balls or whatever I don’t know pffft) of being on the lower floors of the residence hall and waking up to peer into a golden loincloth.

“Rosinante, I smell like what?”

Rosinante could only gulp back a response since it was obvious that actually giving one would more than likely be worse; he was an honest man and couldn’t help himself – especially when it came to Admiral Sengoku. The best he could do was stand at attention and hope the fringe of hair covering most of his eyes could protect him.

“Not only violating ‘Light’s Out’ with unauthorized guests, but also violating the noise ordinance ON TOP OF disrespecting your superior with-“

“Eggs.”

Like two owls turning their heads smoothly on a pivot in unison, Rosinante and Admiral Sengoku faced you with as many definitions of the word ‘incredulous’ could give.

“That’s what Rosinante said.”

Sengoku blinked back with slight surprise that you would actually repeat it and Rosinante with the inevitable fact that he’s definitely the one taking the fall for all of this and you’re definitely digging a deeper hole from him to be buried in.

“He said you smelled like eggs. ‘Admiral Sengoku smells like eggs.’ Yeah. WELP. Guess I’ll be going now, don’t want to break any more rules than I have already, sir. Good night <3”

You decide that instead of trying to reason with a hulking golden man that is easily 30ft tall, it would be best to let a father and son talk things out without you getting in the way of things.

You leave them to their peace and quiet.

#im sorry but its sadgrl hours over here and i need to decompress with some utter and complete bullshit from yours truly lmao #thank you to all who tolerate me XD #one piece #one piece x reader #one piece x y/n #rob lucci #if i tag this as #robert lucci #do i still get to live- *dies from finger pistol*#x drake #x drake x reader #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #rosinante x reader #i also want to point out that i may or may not have attempted to take this a lil more...seriously but my hands wouldnt allow it lmao #i am incapable and so i can only serve up crackfics and shitposts c:#ur welcome<3 #pink thread of fate

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burymeinblack2022 · 9 months

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"my other band" mcr has now been promoted to side chick 💀💀.... Not even a name just she's just the other bitch 😩Goddamn these mfs ain't loyal... AND 2 DAYS BEFORE BULLETS TURNS 21.... Wooooooow. Just wow dude smh🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🚶‍♀️

#Mf talks abt mcr like he has a 2nd secret family unbeknownst to his wife (dunes) and it's the funniest shit #This is obv a joke but lmao the hold dunes has on this old man... He's so unserious 🤭 he just avoids talking abt her at all costs #What happened to her being ur fave band... Welcome home cheater etc etc #Frank iero #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #If ur not roasting (in the most lovingly way possible) frank then are u even a mcr fan #Ls dunes #You come into my house... On the eve of my daughter's 21st....

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sir-robyn · 8 months

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seeing I have new followers and immediately going through their pages 🏃🏃🏃

#don’t be afraid I’m just figuring out what ur here for #good omens? that’s chill #ninjago fan? welcome aboard #there’s a few ppl who like both and it feels like I’ve ran into a fellow kindred spirit even if we never talk and we’re not mutuals #robyn randoms #literally in a shitposting mood rn so get ready for more of my bullshit

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kxllerblond · 1 year

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ok i admit it fine i haven't watched lala land because i know it's going to remind of a silly goofy pining hEALING clark who has managed to allow himself to be vulnerable and experience natural loss without going apeshit and im barely holding onto his evil nasty villain shit as it is ok there i sAID IT!!!

#listen he is in his healing era technically so honestly buckle up #he's always gonna be a little gray man who does bloody little murder and tax fraud things but dont be surprised if you see him like #dipping more into Good side of things or see the soft showing thru the cracks ok #sorry besties Hurt and Purely Mean era clark was like. 2016-2021 you just missed it #(;shitpost)#even just watching silly little edits is dangerous because then my mind starts to wander besties #hi welcome to my blog we will be exploring themes of loss of innocence. coming back wrong. and then slowly picking up the pieces even #though they cut ur hand and you know you'll never be able to put them back how they were 100% :')

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campirebites · 2 years

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Hi and welcome to “omg why did I say that yesterday” with Cam. Today we are reflecting on the fact that yesterday I looked my manager in the face and said,

“Ian, she’s young!! If I don’t teach Alex how to siphon gas then WHO WILL?”

#yes I did tell her how to siphon outta someone’s tank without damaging it #it was RELEVANT #names have been changed to appease my paranoia but ahhdjdjs #my new manager has a good sense of humor I like him so far #ajhdjdhdjs we work at a craft store #but if u read my shitposts the other day there was a car w a gas leak outside our store #someone tried to siphon his gas and damaged his tank I guess #fuckin amateurs 🙄🙄#Ian was like DONT TEACH HER HOW TO SIPHON GAS #he walked out and I was like ‘lol u use a hose’ and told her how #anyway today is good ��🥰 how are u besties ❤️❤️#ps if u ever read my posts & I ask and u want to respond u are welcome to ❤️ but u don’t have to 🥰#camshitposts #anyway kissie u on the cheek besties I hope ur having a good day <3

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ineffabildaddy · 4 months

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Hi sam! since the new year is approaching rapidly, i wanted to ask my favorite creators (that includes you! your fics and your posts delight me) how they look back on their 2023 tumblr year and which blogs made them happy to be here. i am very happy to follow you and hope you'll have a great 2024! 💘

hi!!! thank you so so much for this, a few months ago i couldn't even imagine being so active in the tumblr community again, let alone anyone's favourite anything!!!!

i've been very fortunate to receive the warmest of welcomes back to tumblr after a 7-year absence, and i've received so much support for my writing (and my shitposts lol) that this whole experience of finally joining the good omens fandom has genuinely given me a newfound confidence in my creative self, and in myself as a whole💙

in terms of the blogs that make me happy to be here... they are many!!! i shall put the rest of this post under the cut

@raining-stars-somewhere-else thank you for being my first go friend and now one of my closest buddies!!! i can't wait for us to finally write that fic together (lol) and for us to get up to some irl london shenanigans at some point✨ ur hilarious and kind and so correct about literally everything and i love u. literally everyone needs to read ur posts bc they're so well-thought out and unique. also your fics are really moving and human (even though they're about crowley and aziraphalekldfjgjl) and i adore them

@sad-chaos-goblin we literally just Get Each Other, same brain and all, and i absolutely love it!!! i couldn't ask for a better horny consultant bc after all it is Our Pornography™. you're also just an extremely understanding, open and lovely person, not to mention very fun and exciting to be friends with hehe. ur headcanons are so fucking interesting (and sometimes sad, how dare u do this to me) and i'm looking forward to hearing more when u eventually get round to writing all those fics you've got ideas for<3

@foolishlovers i'm really really happy we've got to know each other better over the past couple weeks!!!!! your xmas fic is one of my absolute favourite fics ever and i'm in awe with your skill and craft, i hope to write something as well-rounded and enjoyable as that someday<3 also you're one of my favourite posters, so fucking funny and u just make points left right and centre. i hope we can share our writing and our thoughts about life in general more in 2024!!!

@crowleyslvt i'm very happy i barged my way into your dms to be horny on main bc i definitely wouldn't've explored half the things i've explored in my writing if not for our discussions and your encouragement!!! i absolutely love talking writing and sexy headcanons with you, but above that i love that i'm now mates with such a talented, considerate, hilarious kiwi lad. i am honoured to be one of the little guys in ur phone who gets to hype up u as an exceedingly great porn writer but also as a legend in general

@voluptatiscausa no one understands my feralness for michael sheen like you do. i can go batshit insane in the dms over ms and dt with u and that space is important to me dlgkljdgldfjgl. i'm really glad i started reading ur writing this year bc it's very enjoyable, but it's also healing for me as a person who's [whispers] a traumatised and cripplingly shy person in terms of sex lmao. thank you for bestowing it upon ao3, and by extension, upon me!!!! also tho, you're a really nurturing and interesting friend to have, not to mention a Very Cool one so continue to be that pls and thanks

@bowtiepastabitch i've felt very honoured to hear about parts of your life as you share them with me - Knowing The Lore is so important to me and i'm humbled that you've trusted me with some of the stuff that's been happening in your world<3 on another note, your fanart may be quick but it's never shitty, it's always so expressive and fun and gets my brain Thinking Thoughts. i can't express how wonderful it was when you made a wee bit of fanart for one of my fics, and i hope i continue to see ur creativity shine✨

thank you to my favourite blogs for Existing Throughout 2023 (some of whom i know i can call friends, and the rest of whom i'd like to call friends in the future!!!) @sabotage-on-mercury @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @ineffableigh @celestialcrowley @queer-reader-07 @crowleyraejepsens @teddybearbutchh @crowleyholmes @ineffable-rohese @createserenity @quoththemaiden @procrastiel @sentientsky @genderqueer-hippie @beelzzzebub @lineffability @fellshish @greenthena @brainwormcity @opscuritas @tangerine-ginger @iammyownproblematicfave @crikey01 @crawley-fell @vroomvroomwee @bildads-shoes @shoemakerobstetrician @romansmartini @wraithee

i know i'll have forgotten people so i'll add em as i remember em hehehehe

#kinda good omens #personal #asks #ineffabildaddy

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newtsfrogstoads · 10 months

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how ur tumblr experience compared to reddit? ive never been very active and would like to here from ur perspective

I'm liking tumblr a lot more so far. Reddit can be a bit restrictive. Certain subreddits have strict rules and criteria. Like your meme post will get deleted cause you forgot it was no-memes monday or something stupid and you have to wait until shitpost saturday to post it.

Meanwhile here I can vomit out a thought anytime and slap on a few tags before releasing it into the wild. And then people can reblog and add their own shit which is great.

People here are also super friendly and silly. Someone sent me a message about my username that said FUCK YEAH FRODHS and I've never felt so welcome on a site before.

#reddit migration #reddit exodus

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dullorangepulp · 1 month

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im still in a shitposting mood from yesterday's art, so here you go

apparantly my last artwork made a couple people cry?? so um. if you were one of those people

ur welcome

#my art #traditional art #doodle #artists on tumblr #goro akechi #akechi goro #masayoshi shido #shido masayoshi #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #persona 5 fanart #p5 fanart #persona 5 art #p5 art #p5r fanart #persona 5 royal fanart

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pawl3ss · 6 months

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💛Little intro post ^-^💛

☆Heloo! I'm Pawless and welcome to my little blog of cringe and weird shit :3☆

☆I try to post my art here, but i generally make shitposts

☆Art trades are open atm! :D

☆the ask box is always open (and empty), so, send an ask if you got one!

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please note that this is a pre-s2 masterpost; new one can be found here.

contrary to popular belief i am actually capable of writing up genuine theories about s2, but they are still wonderfully feral and unhinged in both tone and nature, so voila welcome to ✨rhi's crackpot speculation/meta masterpost✨ featuring some very special guests that are way more insightful and clever than me

note: contains spoilers

d-day edit: lmao let's sort this shitpit out🍲

old post-s2/s3-relevant metas etc but they didn't make it to the final cut of the new masterpost:

BIT NERVOUS about this being linked but fuck it, i didn't like the first two eps INITIALLY but in my defence i learnt the error of my ways and consider it to have been prime's fault

thoughts on s3 in the immediate aftermath

i heard you calling from across the ether for some whump material so i wrote some

also i meta-girlbossed a bit too close to the sun with recontextualising the lion/adam/eve parallels in s1e1 now that we know what we know about aziraphale and crowley pre-fall

someone shared their opinion about the playlists with me then i blacked out and when i came to there was meta

i got big feelings™ about the argument clip in that aziraphale is honestly just a nice man doing his fucking best (not a prediction but just a wee rant)

s2 live commentaries bc im sorry reading these back is GOLD:

episode 1/2 (lumped together bc i went to a screening) (also neil liked this and i feel exposed the poor guy had to read this??? over all the other somewhat intelligent stuff on my blog??? this is what he went for???? man's WILD ✨)

episode 3

episode 4

episode 5

episode 6 (lmao)

and then basically anything else, mostly all pre-s2 so have a read and laugh at me, it's ok honest

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this one made me tear up a bit because i live on a diet of bagels and aziraphale/crowley biblical whump material LMAO AM I APOLLO????

(as amended) the one where my entire theory on aziraphale and crowley's angst for s2 is predicted based on the length of his ridiculous (see: delicious) sideburns

an earlier musing on the plot of like the first three episodes (fuck it let's be real i'm just blueprinting a fanfic in this post)

by all accounts crowley is not, in fact, james bond

the second coming gets fucked up bc gabriel is a pussy ass bitch

✨✨SDCC/NYC✨✨ people pls read this and talk to me about it bc I'm losing it everyone else just shh and read silently for a minute ill get to you in a sec okay id still love to know what happened at the sdcc screening but i went to my own one in the uk and what i saw has done nothing to dissuade me from this theory im sorry

lol haven't updated this post in a hot minute but this is the SMOOCHY prediction

i told y'all crowley was getting hit by the cozzy livs and now my boy has to work in a pub, liz truss i hope ur happy

if i must suffer then you must suffer also thems the rules

✨✨live feed of my breakdown over the episode titles✨✨

a wee romantic shitpost about ep5 but im adding it in here for posterity bc if this does happen im going to simply decease

this was birthed from the above but with ep2(?) spoiler context

IS GOOB JESUS?????

i have a sinking feeling that crowley may be a double agent and honestly that's not very james bond of him

segue from the above, someone really cleverly came up with the thought after the wanted posters that crowley is involved in hell descending on the bookshop to get gabriel and was rewarded with duke of hell (hence the art of him on a throne) and i latched on like a fucking barnacle

I cry

(also as amended lmao) my rhetoric on how unequipped aziraphale is to handle intense gay panic god bless this mess this lil funky dude

i have now done so many speculation posts about the 40s that it feels like groundhog day but if prime insist on feeding me 40s content then that's their own damn fault (but this one is the most recent and where I'm currently at so read this one first)

(older) a tinfoil hat inspection of anything related to ww2!husbands, magician aziraphale, and the Dinner of '41

(older again) extended-Dinner of '41 analysis in the context of s1e3

once upon a time aziraphale and crowley fucked up the ineffable plan by not getting together in 1941 and god wasn't happy about it and everything went tits up, the end

a simple humble commentary on how the trailer was put together and a warning to not trust a single thing prime tells us

okay it's not s2 related but i had a bit of wine and a small heartbreak over their first meeting in the beginning and now any other method of therapy is redundant

and last but certainly not least (not for the moment anyway, there's a few more feet to descend before we truly scrape the bottom of the unholy barrel that is my psyche) we encounter the deranged, manic, unbalanced and frankly disturbed commentary i birthed in response to The Spoiler

enjoy, my boos ✨

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