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dustykneed · 2 months
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poll below!! for funsies:
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kitamars · 2 years
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and they say romance isn’t dead
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dykegerrykeay · 2 months
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Me: I don't really like enemies-to-lovers that much, especially if there's a lot of disdain involved.
Me, after thinking abt Alice Dyer and Gwen Bouchard fucking sloppy style: i think i hauve covid
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steakout-05 · 1 month
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important post regarding AI and Tumblr
i'm making this post just to make my followers aware that Tumblr is having a deal with selling user data to AI companies. as an avid AI Hater™ i'm incredibly against this decision as i think scraping people's data and using it to train models without them knowing is unethical. here's what to do if you don't want your blog to be a part of this:
go to your Blog Settings. on desktop, click your blog button and then click the 'Blog Settings' button on the right sidebar. on mobile, click the three bars in the top left, scroll to your blog button, open the menu underneath and click 'Blog Settings'.
scroll down to where it says "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog name]" and click the button next to it.
as an extra precaution i'm also discouraged searching for my blog from sites like Google and Yahoo as well. i hate the integration of AI into social media and i hope this AI integration trend burns and explodes into a million pieces.
#i hate ai#fuck ai#all my homes hate ai!!!#the only ai i respect is data soong and his silly lil weirdo family#if data were here he'd hate this#no but seriously i despise the integration of ai into fucking everything. i hate it. i hate everything about it.#it was funny when it was just dalle generating pictures of walter white delivering pizzas but now?#now it's just getting ridiculously unethical and really scary#i hope a really big set of laws are made that practically squash all of this#i hate ai so much i really do#do you understand how annoying it is to search something up only to see that half the results are just generated by ai-#-and have nothing to do with what i fucking searched up in the first place???#i'm so sick and tired of seeing 50 ai generated ''cursed garfield'' images when i'm trying to search up garfield comics it's THAT BAD#i don't CARE if most of my posts are just stupid shitposts i'm not letting midjourney use it as training data for their stupid ai#i might actually just move over to cohost or something because i'm so sick of tumblr's decisions at this point#does this mean i might have to private my art? god i hope not#i want to keep this blog up for people to enjoy because i really do like the shitposts and art i post on here#but if this shit starts to get wild i might have to private it all#cohost is a little smaller and cosier and i like that so i might start reposting everything there chronologically#i would recommend that people make a cohost account and archive their stuff there because the platform seems promising#i hope ai explodes
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chubs-deuce · 2 years
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insert-content · 10 months
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a summar(ule)y of 196 culture
since the tumblr veterans have been kind enough to introduce us newbies to their site and culture, i think it is only fair that we explain the culture of our glorious former home to any tumblr users who might be interested in the #196 tag. keep in mind, all these things are based on my perspective of the situation.
first of all, some general information (that you might’ve already heard):
196 (r/196 on reddit) was a subreddit with only one (official) rule; "post before you leave." it was mainly a meme/shitposting sub, but it cultivated a large queer and left-leaning community. in protest of the recent api chances in reddit, 196 has shut down indefinitely until reddit reverts these changes.
now for some culture/references that you might come across
spronkus kronkus:
spronkus is this yellow, rabbit-like creature.
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they were the mascot of our subreddit. their appearance can vary from images to image, but as far as i’m aware, their full outfit consists of a bandanna in the colours of the trans flag around their neck, a gun labelled as such (other wise you obviously wouldn’t know what you’re looking at), and an axe also coloured like the trans flag.
r/place:
this is a rare event on reddit where the entire website gets a huge white canvas and can start creating pixel art on it. 196 participated by collaboratively creating our mascot, spronkus with "196!" written next to them.
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this version of the pixel art was recreated by me as i couldn't find a nice image of it. there were some changes between the first version and the end result, so this might not be exactly how it looked in the end
post titles/"rule":
reddit forces it's users to title every post they make. as most of the posts on 196 spoke for themselves, many user instead titled their posts "rule", to indicate that they followed the subreddit's only rule. some people also tried to make puns with the word or tried to include it in words that shared some letters (example: wor(ule)d).
anarcho-stripperism:
as the amount of cropped porn jokingly posted to the subreddit increased, the moderators decided that porn would be banned from the sub, with one exception: anarcho-stripperism. she made food fucking videos, in which she jokingly tested the fuckability of different food items (fruits, pasta, etc.)
bigotry showcase:
bigotry showcase was a post flair (basically the reddit equivalent of tags) on the subreddit and was later restricted to only be used on saturdays. under this flair people posted instances of different forms of bigotry to make fun it.
eating babies/hungryposting:
at some point, the subreddit started to pretend to like eating babies, which started a variety of memes regarding the subject. even a post flair called "hungrypost" was added because of this
goblinhog:
goblinhog is the most prominent and well-known member of the 196 moderation team. besides this, on 196 he was mostly known for changing people’s flair if you enjoyed him enough about it.
flairs:
flairs are little tags that are displayed under your name in posts or comments, they are also subreddit specific. most subreddits give their users a palette of preset flairs and the option to make your own custom flair. however, in 196 you only had the option to customize your flair during special events. if you wanted to customize your flair outside of those events (which was basically the entire time), you had to ask a mod to do it for you.
punching nazis:
from time to time, the same gif of a person with a nazi armband getting punched in the face, and promptly falling to the ground, was reposted to the subreddit. this became a sort of tradition.
discourse/drama
wasp discourse:
the wasp discourse was a one to two weeks long heated discussion that generally divided the subreddit into two factions. one side said that they were justified in killing wasps if they were attacked by them, while the other claimed that since wasps are just animals, they aren't aware of what they're doing in the same way humans are, and therefore should be spared.
drama about the british:
there was a time when jokes along the lines of "ew, british" became pretty frequent on the subreddit. as a response, some user claimed that this was akin to racism and tried to get others to stop with the jokes. a debate over whether or not it was important or necessary to stop followed afterwards.
pillar discourse:
this was a debate over which type of pillar should be considered the best (ionic; doric; corinthian). i have seen the question "which pillar is the best?" being used as a sort of greeting between 196 refugees on here.
related subreddits
195:
195 was the predecessor to 196, and also was a social experiment with the same premise as 196 (one rule, post before you leave). as the creators of 195 ended the experiment, the community wanted something with the same vibe to continue posting, and thus 196 was born.
197:
197 is another part of the 196 ecosystem and is commonly understood to be the more politically right-leaning and bigoted as 196, as some people who were banned from 196 continued posting there. besides that, the subreddits were essentially the same in terms of how they functioned.
19684:
this subreddit adds a second rule which banned all mentions of sex (that’s why it’s name is a pun on 1984). some people took this as banning all discussion of sexuality, which resulted in a community that was slightly less accepting of queer people. it is currently still up and running as the 196 moderation team wants a way to stay in contact with the community.
amendments to the posts:
u/femboy_expert:
another well-known 196 user. as the name suggests they're an expert on the subject of femboys, with their flair on 196 reading "phd in feminine boys". as the subreddit was somewhat obsessed with femboys, it's no wonder that they became popular.
u/shitcum_backup:
this was the main account of a pretty popular shitposter on the subreddit. although i didn't see them as much in the last few months, i remember them sometimes having a unique speaking pattern, in which they referred to themself in the third person.
u/monko74:
this user commented "Every day I thank god for not making me a r/196 celebrity," which led to many users of the subreddit treating them like a micro celebrity. there are even a few subreddits solely dedicated to u/monko74.
691:
a sister subreddit that inverts the rule of 196, here you would be (temporarily) banned for posting. some time ago the members of this sub initiated a rebellion/revolution against the bot who performed all the bans (roomba).
u/Smart_Calendar1874:
this wasn’t necessarily part of the subreddit, but it was a pretty popular meme. and since it’s getting posted on here again, and i know enough about it, i’ll add it to the post. this user made a post to r/AskReddit titled "How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana? [sic]" it was pretty clear that they were referring to their penis, yet they continued to claim "it’s a cylinder," in the comment section. this lead to comments like "it is imperative that the cylinder […] remains unharmed," in response to people’s advice of cutting the m&m tube.
it's going to be very interesting to see which aspects of 196 culture are going to survive the tumblr migration, and which aspects won't be applicable on this site.
i'm obviously not the ultimate scholar on 196 lore. if i’ve missed or left out anything, or said something wrong, please comment it.
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xazse · 3 months
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AFAB!GOJO X MALE!READER
Hello this is just a shitpost before I go to sleep I’ll edit everything in the morning! Enjoy
NASTYYY SMUT!!!! AND VERY MEAN READER! AND CAR SEX I HOPE YOU GUYS GET THE PICTURE OF THE POSITION I SWEAR ILL EDIT IT TM!
Satoru sleeps with his fair share of women and men, even going as far as to spend the night to satisfy their need for something romantic, but by morning he’s out the door, not caring what happens to said person, he let it be known from the start all he wanted was a quick fuck. Not his fault they confused it for something else.
People around campus who have slept with Gojo can say the night is full of bliss but the morning they’re left with an empty feeling, he really is the best and the worst thing to happen.
So why does Satoru find himself infatuated with you? You who treats him like he’s nothing but an eyesore, it drives him crazy when you deny his advances, no one’s ever denied him: he’s just too pretty for that! You’d have to be crazy to not want to lay with him! Borderline insane! But you, you spark something within him, a primal lust.
When he finally does get you to come around you’re mean, extremely mean: parking behind an abandoned building and position satoru to where the back seat door is open with you standing outside and him laying against the seat with his lower body out the door, it’s super cold out tonight and he regrets wearing the thinnest shorts with no underwear underneath, but all the better to feel the thick outline of your cock as you press yourself against his folds.
“No panties? You’re so gross Toru.” You grumble out whilst looking at his already wet cunt, your fingers dip in and he groans, he likes the thickness of your fingers it makes stretching him out to be so much easier, one fingers turns into two then that turns into three. When you deem him good enough for you, he hears your belt clinking and a loud sigh departing from your lips.
You pull his hair and angle his head back: “You’re average at best Toru, you should be happy I even gave someone as desperate as you a chance, remember I’m only doing this out of pity” you grunt out, Satoru has no feelings for you but he feels his heart clench and disperse at your words. You let him go to focus on lining your fat cock up with his hole, the stretch stings to him, what you “lack” in length you really make up for thickness, most likely the thickest he’s ever taken, you don’t offer him any reassurance when your cock pushes deeper and deeper.
Till you finally bottom out inside, you take a quick pause to admire him, you can’t see his face but already you knew his lips are bitten red, most likely on the verge of crying, you’re so incredibly mean.
You begin to move your hips, starting off slowly, you make sure to pull all the way out and slide right back in, eventually you start slamming into him roughly, uncaring of his startled gasps as he struggles to adjust, your cock feels so good, hitting so deeply inside of him, it’s really a different story when you find his sweet spot and press the tip of your cock against it.
His legs lock inwards, breathing hard into the seat, “This it Satoru?” He can hear the devilish smirk hidden in your voice, you continue to slam your hips against him angling downwards. “so..good” he had managed to slur out. He finds himself trying to paw away from his impending orgasm, he knows it’s gonna ache, knows it’s gonna also feel blissful, your hands grip his waist tighter, meaning to leave ugly bruises later. Pounding into him deep strokes makes him crazy, to add fuel to the fire your hands reach down and circle his clit rough, this action pushes Satoru over the edge and his pussy spasms around you.
He damn near screams, fingers digging deep into your seat, you fuck him through his orgasm, not long after you follow right after him, not even bothering to pull out, he doesn’t ask you to either.
Satoru slumps against your seat, panting and trying his hardest not to fall asleep, he feels your fingers spreading his pussy to admire your work of art.
“Your friend? What’s his name…? You know the pretty one with the long black hair?” Satoru feels his heart drop.
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nocofamilyau · 5 months
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Can you make a family picture of the noco family AU
fuck it why not
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I mean bugger it lil special occasion, I know that sounds a lil conceited but wow,, like now a thousand of you fellas really dig this account.. don't know whether to be impressed or scared..
nah but seriously its pretty sweet knowing what started out as, and is still pretty much, a really elaborate Total Drama shitpost, has become something so many people enjoy, and I can't thank you guys enough
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calxia · 7 months
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I would like to hear more about sick ghouls going to the vet?
Who's the calmest and actually somewhat likes the vet? Who puts up the most fight at the vet (assuming it's probably Dew and they have to muzzle him hehe)
I love how I made what was essentially an unhinged shitpost at stupid o'clock in the morning and people want to hear more about my thoughts on it. So, here's my professional opinion on which ghouls would be the nicest patients in order (as someone who actually works in a vet hospital).
Cirrus and Cumulus are easily the best patients. They are happy to sit for the exam, purring happily the whole time. They don't care when the vet has to look in their mouth or in their ears and don't even flinch at any injections. If anything, they are too content because the nonstop purring sure as hell makes it hard to get an accurate heart rate or resp rate.
Rain is also on the calmer side. He's calm in the 'I know there's no way to get out of this' way so there's no purring but also no attempts on the vet's life. He'll grumble through the whole examination, but he puts up with it and the injections just fine. As soon as he's free to leave, he's 100% out of there without looking back.
Phantom is the nervous type. He needs lots of kind reassurance and patience during his exam and the vet has to take it super slow to not stress him out too much. He definitely is the sort that's a huge drama queen for any injections or blood tests needed. All you have to do is place your hand on him and he's already squealing before the needle even happens. Phantom's also the reason why they had to get rid of the drop ceiling as he once got stuck above it while trying to escape.
Sunny and Aurora are so excitable it takes forever to get anything done. Just constant tail wags and curious questions about what's going to happen. It’s definitely a multiple-person job to do any sort of exam on them because they just can't contain their joy and must constantly move. They ask for pets from literally everyone they see and you can give them an injection without them even realizing it because they are just too excited to greet everyone.
Swiss definitely has a 'care- will bite' note on his file. He seems happy enough to be there but he has bitten a vet before and will happily do it again. He doesn't particularly enjoy being poked and prodded about and will only tolerate it up until a certain point. Once he starts getting a little growly, he gets a muzzle so they can safely continue to treat him. He actually doesn't mind the injections, it's just more the prodding he hates.
Mountain is muzzled but that's just more for his sheer size and strength. He's as sweet as anything but if he did ever snap, he would cause serious damage so it's just a safety precaution for everyone involved. He understands this and is always as nice and polite for the whole thing as possible. They always send him away with a treat for being so good despite the muzzle.
Dew is the absolute worst patient possible. To even get him to the vet he has to be sedated before the appointment. If he's not had his pre-appointment dose, he will savage someone. Dew has an 'EXTREME CARE- WILL LUNGE' on file and has launched himself across the room just to bite the vet before. They have to fully sedate him to even be able to examine him and even then, he keeps growling through the muzzle the whole time. Once he had to go for an emergency appointment without his pre-appointment medication and it took 5 people just to be able to hold him down for the sedation injection. Everyone dreads him ever needing to see the emergency vet again.
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writing-reaper · 1 year
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Bad Batch Reacts…
S/o Letting Go of Their Hand and Stopping
Warnings: shitpost, cursing, fluff
Note: am I writing another tiktok trend? Yes, absolutely. This was just a fun, quick post. Now I just need to write one for Valentine’s Day. Enjoy!
Description: While traveling together through the city, you stop and let go of his hand to see if he notices or keeps walking.
Crosshair
Does he notice?
He notices.
But does he stop?
No!
He knows what your doing, following him through the city when he got too far away for you to just wait.
He’ll use one of the reflectors he keeps to look behind him, laughing quietly to himself about the very upset look on your face.
Crosshair looks back once more, an annoyed pout on your face as you begin toward him. He keeps walking, occasionally looking as you get closer and closer.
“Crosshair!” You call out from behind him as you make your way through a crowd of people. He decided he’d have no better opportunity and he ducked away in an alley, tossing a reflector on the wall in front of him. “Shit.”
You look around and he’s gone. Panic begins to set in. Did something happen? You weren’t on a mission, maybe he saw something? You race forward, looking in every direction.
Finally, you run out of breath and stop, leaning against a corner. Your hand touches something on the wall, and when you turn to look—
“Boo.” If he hadn’t put his hands on your shoulders, you probably would’ve slapped him.
“Maker Crosshair! You scared me!” You shout, your voice laced with both annoyance and relief. Only relieved he didn’t leave you.
“Mesh’la, what are you doing?” He asks, spinning you around, trapping you against the wall.
“It was just a joke, my friend did it to her boyfriend and he spun around and asked her why she let go, I wanted to see what you would do.” You continue to pout, refusing to meet his gaze, pretending to be upset with him.
“Well, I noticed.” He answers, flicking you on the forehead with his toothpick. “It was funny, but don’t do it again.”
“Or what?”
“I’m going to have to walk back to the ship by myself.”
Wrecker
Does he notice?
Also no.
Boy did you let go at the wrong time.
You let go just as he saw one of those food stands he really likes.
You find yourself laughing as he orders something before turning to find you gone.
“Can I get a box of those truffles and, hey do you—” Wrecker turns, now noticing his empty hand and his missing s/o. Confused, he abandons the shop, confusing the employee even more as he searches for you.
“Hey! What are you doing over here?!” He questions, finding you in the middle of the street. Before you can even give him an answer, he picks you up and carried you over to the shop.
“Wrecker!” You shout, surprised by his actions.
“Do you want anything?” He asks, completely oblivious to the fact you abandoned him on purpose.
“Wrecker, I— oooo they have cupcakes!”
Well, you didn’t quite get the response you wanted, but you did get cupcakes.
Tech
Does he notice?
Yes
Tech’s already not very big on holding hands, but this was a crowded place so he made the exception.
When you let go of his hand, it was just as you got out of the crowd.
So, Tech being Tech, he stops as well and takes the opportunity to go on his datapad to check for any messages and where you two going or planning to go.
He’s confused when you start laughing in the midst of him asking you where you wanted to go.
“There is an appliance shop just down here I’d like to stop by. However, there is also an art exhibit. If you would enjoy visiting there, we will have to go now that way there’s still time for me to go to the appliance—” Tech finally looks up from his datapad to see you squeaking out a laugh through your fist. “I am confused.”
“It’s— hah! It’s nothing Tech. Wh-what were you saying about the art exhibit?” You giggle between every through words. Tech gives you a puzzled look before continuing on, telling you about the art exhibit. Except this time, when you continue on, he hooks arms with you as you continue to giggle, satisfied by your very Tech reaction.
Hunter
Does he notice?
Yes, right away.
He’s only here because you wanted to check out the small festival going on.
Hunter’s a little irritated due to being in such a crowded area for a while.
So when you stop and let go of his hand, he just assumes you saw a stand and you wanted to take a look.
He’s confused when you just stand there and smile goofily at him.
“What’s wrong?” He asks, confused and a little worried as you start cracking up into a fit of giggles. He kind of smiles as he takes a moment to focus on you, instead of all the hustling and chatter going on around him. “Is there something you want to look at?”
“Just you.” You answer with a giggle, earning a wide smile from the man you love. Hunter pulls you close to him, oblivious to your trickery and he kisses you on the cheek.
“Real sweet, cyare.” He hums, tucking his face into the nape of your neck. “Does that mean we can head back to the ship?”
“I suppose you’ve held out long enough. Let’s get the boys some food on the way back.” You reply, your own prank slipping from your thoughts as he kisses your neck in a silent plea.
“Whatever you want, mesh’la.”
Echo
Does he notice?
Not at first.
He walks for a few more minutes before he realizes you’re gone.
He panics, but when he turns he finds you weren’t far.
“Everything alright?” Echo asks, confused as to why you just stopped in the middle of the path.
“Everything’s fine.” You answer with a small grin. He gives you a confused look, and takes your hand once more.
“We should head back to Cid’s, I think we’ve been gone long enough—” He turns once more to find you a few feet behind him. “What are you doing?”
You can’t help but laugh as you take his hand once more.
“I thought you wouldn’t notice again.”
“Ohh, so you’re doing this on purpose.” Echo questions with a raised brow.
“Maybe.” You tease, grinning his way.
“Section 8.9 states, ‘if a subject is not compliant—” Echo suddenly moves and picks you up, surprising you at your loss of footing. “Transport them by any means necessary.’”
“Echo! Those rules don’t even count anymore!” You pout, wrapping your arms around his neck.
“They do when you’re with me.” He answers. “What was it you were even trying to achieve?”
“I wanted you to…” you bite your tongue for a moment to stop yourself from laughing. “Echo-locate me.”
“Ugh.”
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mewtwoandme · 21 days
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How'd you get Tumblr famous with your comic? I need advice
Oh I am the wroooong person to ask XD Also I don't consider myself "Tumblr famous." My comics' popularity have grown over the last few years, yeah, but I wouldn't say I'm where you're saying I am lol. MewtwoAndMe is well-known within the pokemon/mew/two community, but that's about it. Am I being too humble? Probably. Maybe my stuff is more popular than I think it is or what I give it credit for. But trust me, being this well known isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes, I miss when I started out as a small creator and wish I could go back to that...It's nice to have this many people enjoy my content and all, but I never asked for it, or even wanted to be this big, but overtime, it's something that just happens.
This isn't the first time I was asked this question, and I've ignored them all up until now, so forgive me if I sound a little annoyed, it's not at you personally, but I'm gonna be real with ya here ok? I'm speaking to everyone who reads this too.
I don't do what I do to be "Tumblr famous." I don't do what I do for the likes or to gain followers. I do this for fun, for me, cause I just want to.
When I first made this blog, I went into it with ZERO expectations! I didn't care if my blog blew up or took off. I just wanted to bring my creative imagination to life and share it with people. Adding another space to the Tumblr mew/two multiverse for yall to escape to when the real world gets to be too much. I like telling my stories filled with big psychic cats and sharing them with all of you. If I can make just one person laugh or cry (or both) with the comics I make, that's all I need. I don't care if it's only 10 people watching or 1,000+ Numbers mean nothing to me. I feel fulfilled knowing I can brighten someone's day with a shitpost or wholesome slice of life or keep them on the edge of their seat with angst.
So I'm sorry, but I don't really think there's any advice I can give you. I don't find the whole popularity and/or seeking people's validation thing important
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astolfofo · 10 months
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bruh i wrote this on a whim. but it needs to be said.
tw: manipulation, yandere. Nothing too much. It’s pretty mild, but it’s dazai so idk what to say. 
bruh if this flops im gonna actually cry tho. I actually used my brain to write this. even tho I used causual language and this ain’t that formal ughsdfhlkdsj. but also sorry if it’s really bad. I didn’t even proofread this I just copy and pasted it into tumblr. Also, if the ending’s kinda messy or if there’s like grammar mistakes... pls tell me I literally am so braindead rn i can’t read
would also tag people this was inspired by but this is actually half shitpost and that would be hella rude of me to do that so. lmfao. (translate: i don’t have the balls)
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I see so many people thinking that Dazai would fall for someone cheerful, and bubbly, who would approach him first.
Honestly, I disagree.
I think the opposite. Maybe it’s because I see part of myself in Dazai (and Yozo from the No Longer Human), or maybe because it’s simply because I’m not a bubbly, happy, person in general (but i wanna be with him jkjk unless… ) but. I personally disagree with that headcannon, I don’t really see it happening. Obviously, there are cases of characters liking an innocent, sweet, bubbly darling (cough. Nikolai. Chuuya. Akutagawa. Atsushi.) But, for Dazai… I feel like that would be too boring for him. Not as in he wouldn’t like it that way… but it would be too easy for him, ya know? Like there’s no challenge, there’s no… interest in doing that. Why would Dazai want someone so open, so innocent, so bubbly and kind, who would listen to anything he said? That’s not even genuine, that’s fake. Everyone has their own secrets, their lies, and they create a fake mask for everyone else to see. They wouldn’t want to show their true self… because it’d make them not only look bad… but also we’d all be extremely vulnerable. And violent.
Dazai knows this better than anyone else. I’d like to think, anyways. And innocent people like that, whether genuine or not, usually would deter him because they’re… too easy to pursue. Despite being a good liar himself, I don’t think he’d want someone who would fake the niceness, because it would be obvious from the start. Dazai doesn’t strike me as someone who would enjoy breaking his darling down (that’s Fyodor’s thing bro would definitely like someone who is fake). He has some morality, he doesn’t like using mind break. After all, that goes against what Oda told him to do. However, he’d definitely enjoy mind games, he’d like to pick you apart to get to know you better. Better than you know yourself. And once he does, he can leverage you however he likes to be his ideal woman. Even that manga q and a (I’lll find the link later) said that Dazai likes all women because he can make them into what he wants. Someone who’s outright innocent and kind wouldn’t be able to achieve that effect for him. It doesn’t offer him the challenge, it doesn’t offer him any kind of challenge in just manipulating someone innocent who barely hides anything. That would be a bad thing, and even his skwered sense of whatever morals he has would disagree with it. He wouldn’t even be able to fall for someone like that. Simple-minded people, just aren’t for him.
So, in prose, I’d like to offer an alternate idea: Dazai would like a darling that’s, obviously to a similar intelligence as him (otherwise they’d be… too easy), but very distant. Not as in a “they have a mask on”, kind of way. But in a. They’re apathetic, cold, and aren’t great at communicating kind of way. I think it’s an interesting dynamic. The first time when Dazai sees them, he may not even think much of them. Neutral cold face doesn’t say many sentences and wants him to leave. Maybe a slight fear of him, that he approached them. However, as time passes by, Dazai realizes he likes them. He genuinely craves their presence. He notices the way you don’t exactly know what his motives are, he enjoys the way you flinch when he touches your hands, or blush and do not know how to respond to his comments.
He sees all of it. And he wants to see who you really are. Behind your true mask. Maybe you’re a narcissist. Maybe you’re just a kind innocent person. Or maybe… you’re just as empty and lonely as he is. Whatever you are, he’ll eventually turn you into what he wants. It’s just a matter of time.
It’s like he’s looking at a Christmas present, and trying to guess the contents inside. The curiosity kills him. He wants to look at what it is now, but he can’t. He can’t. Until it’s Christmas day. So in the meantime, he’ll do everything except pull down the thin wrapping paper, and the apathetic, cold face you put on for everyone around you. It’s rather difficult actually, you do a pretty good job at covering your true self. You’re a skilled liar, you can control any physical reactions you have towards his questions.
But that just makes it all the more addictive.
The second you slip up, even just for a tiny. Little. Bit. Dazai is able to pinpoint a lot about you. It’s almost like he tore off a corner of the wrapping paper on his present, and he’s knows a lot about what it is. It’s more than he expected. It was just one facial expression. A face of shock, to anger, and then you calm yourself to the best of your abilities again. It’s barely noticeable to the average person. But that’s the thing. Dazai isn’t average. 
He’s the smartest man you’ll ever know.
It makes you feel conflicted. And you’re aware this is probably where Dazai wants you to be. And it is. Dazai finally was able to make a dent on the thin walls inside your mind. The walls that separated your true self, from others. And he’d pick and tear down these walls continuously until he was able to see inside.
But for Dazai... it’s his Christmas day. Dazai felt like his efforts... his waiting, his long awaited efforts were finally rewarded. All it took was one little slip on your behalf, one tiny little tear, for the wrapping paper to completely fall off. And as it lays discarded on the floor, Dazai admires the gift. He admires you. Your mind is such a vulnerable place. Yet in its own way, it’s beautiful and fragile. He feels like he physically cannot tarnish it. Yet... you’re so much more different than he thought. 
You’re niether a kind person, nor a violent one. You’re not broken, you’re not depressed nor anxious nor scared. You’re not nearly what he idealizes so much, and you’re not some insane slave to your ideals. No... what was inside that box and wrapping paper all this time was similar to a piece of piece of glass. Plainly boring in its own way... yet beautiful if shaped in the right hands. 
You’re a blank slate. Sure, you have your own trauma, your own struggles, desires, and wishes but... he’ll still do as he wants to you. 
And you won’t have a single say in it. 
You’re a blank slate. A canvas waiting to be drawn on. And draw on you he will. 
He’ll admire you, he’ll protect you, he’ll... do anything and everything to make you love him. You’ll.... you’ll learn to love him.
And in return, you’ll be the only one who will see and understand his true self.
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kingofthefortress · 3 months
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An explanation
Tl;dr - this blog will most likely never come back. It will remain on what is essentially an indefinite hiatus unless something else ends up happening and I change my mind.
I left randomly, and want to explain why I did, properly.
If you don't know, I'm mod Rat. I was the second TADC askblog and shortly after the creation of the Kinger blog(which you are currently on) I made @zooooble, an askblog where I attempted to write as my interpretation of Zooble as opposed to Kinger, as they were two major comforts to me at the time(along with TADC as a whole).
Unfortunately, we got off to a rocky start pretty much immediately, with someone sending gore in my asks, leading to the asks being closed right after they opened. A bit later after asks were reopened, I started getting more and more odd asks - including animal abuse on Zooble's blog, and people being very gross about Kinger here and in some instances, me. This continued until I closed up the asks, which I originally didn't know would be permanent.
This ended up lining up horribly with my irl situation aswell, not to mention the fact that I was frequently disrespected in my asks. Someone even talked bad about me in Zooble's blog, thinking we were different mods.
Through all of this other mods were having lore happen to their characters, it got so overwhelming to have to keep up on anon blogs, TADC blogs, personal blogs I haven't and never will show here, it was making this feel like a chore.
Not to mention Zooble - because of several shitposts that I now regret, people were asking me and mod Soup(owner of the Gangle blog) to make Google canon. It was and never will be canon. It is a ship that now makes me uncomfortable and as I understand it, Soup aswell as they are literally in a relationship.
I didn't want this blog to get to the state it did. I just wanted to make jokey things, but it all got so complicated so quickly. It has been atrocious for my health, mental and physical. And I decided I need to stop worrying about this post. I wanted to make something like it months ago, but I didn't want to let people down. I don't care for this blog anymore.
I started a comic at some point in here, really its mostly a blur, but I ended up falling out of TADC as the third panel was being worked on. The whole Kinger wood rot arc was just something I made to make myself feel more included since other mods were doing lore with their respective characters aswell. I regret it - he would've been better as a silly character, like I started the blog with the intent to invision him as.
The TADC fandom was alright for awhile, but at this point, I am no longer interested in TADC, the characters, story, or these blogs.
The blogs were great when they started, when it was just some people having fun, but now, everything feels so odd. It's all different and not in a good way, not to the fault of the mods at all.
If you still want TADC askblogs(in the OG askblog group) -
@thecomicallytragicgangle is to my knowledge the most active, @jaxtherabbit is to my knowledge either on hiatus or inactive(though their blog is still fun to scroll through), @blue-tooth(Moon) I am unsure if they are active or not but they're an amazing artist and have a blog that's fun to go through, @theoneandonlysun is still active(I think), @cainetheringmaster is somewhat active, @theclownkaufmo(Abstractions) is a shared blog where to my knowledge there are still a few abstractions taking answers. There is of course askblogs not in this group, but these are the ones I was interacting with.
I believe @pomniii and @ragatha1 are inactive.
I will be floating around in some places in the internet, but now, this is my goodbye to this blog and all my other blogs on this account.
I guess this is just a lengthy post all to say:
Goodbye TADC. I hope you enjoyed this blog while it lasted.
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antivoidelle · 6 months
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Updated: 18/11/23
NSFT/W Blog @AntiVoidelle (This One)
Shitposting/Main/“SFW” Blog @TheVoidelle
Poetry/Dark Aesthetic Blog @DeadVoidelle
My Art blog @Voidelle
Before We Start:
This Blog’s Not Safe For Work Fairly Often, So:
UNDERAGE FOLKS (AND BIGOTS) DNI!
SORRY NOT SORRY!
If you’re family, blood or found, OR an ‘‘‘‘old friend’’’’ that scraped the internet to find me & you stumbled across this through sidehopping my linktree, this is an official declaration and clear warning:
I talk about my sex life here, explicitly and often. If I knew you before I came out, no I didn’t. If you know me from IRL, (unless I gave you the URL myself) this place isn’t for you. so IF YOU RECOGNIZE ME AT ALL either DM and ask if you’re welcome or FUCK OFF. I have no shame in this place. If you aim to change that, I aim to erase you from my life.
I promise, I will enjoy life without you!
Doesn’t apply? Justa new friend? Feel free to stay and understand! <3
Hiya ^w^!
Call me V! I’m just a pixieish domme, happily digitally drowning in a sea of truly beautiful subby/switchy queerfolk!✨
enby transfem, *very* sapphic, butchy, goth-punk-alti, very into all kinds of genuine affection, passionate about healing through radical affirmation! Especially t4t affirmation✨
“soft-dom with a mean streak”✨
“yes, she’d like to own you, but I promise you: they treat what’s theirs better than anyone treats anything I know ” ✨
“mess with the establishment and go wild while you’re here, call that a Transjester” ✨
VERY into perpetuating and protecting trans joy & queer joy 💕 What happens or doesn’t happen between consenting adults will never be your business. 🥰✨
Wolfgirl/Werething aspirations, Cybergirl/Robotgirl aspirations. Wish-granting beings, come at me! ✨
I’m happily poly ✨affection/affirmation/appreciation/sensuality/devotion is only welcomed from queerfolk who respect this✨
sapphic flirts/asks, DMs, nudes, explicit submissions & the like aren’t unwelcome: as long as you know that my girls will definitely be able to see it all and we may be looking disrespectfully ✨ We’re on the ace spectrum. If you can’t be chill about it, die 💕✨.
ACAB. if there is a god, they are my enemy, I respect your religion as much as It respects my right to exist without your religion.
Apologies in advance, I am terrible at consistent tagging ;~; I sincerely understand if that gets me a block 🤷🏻‍♀️ wish my brain could manage that kind of organization rn ✨
…Anyway…
You ever have that moment of realization where it hits you that (probably) EVERY mutual and (definitely not) EVERY follower is a REAL sentient being that you're basically making REAL first impressions with & even eventually (sometimes) REAL relationships with by haphazardly tossing poetry, obscure refrences, art, funnies, random thoughts, photography, digital diary entries and MOUNTAINS and mountains of kink in front of them; hoping they "enjoy" it sincerly instead of disinterestedly scrolling past your cool thing… yeah, I just had one of those moments...
Hiya! I'm Queer as FUCK! and I swear I'm not a sex fiend.
I'm a dynamic sex fiend with a desperate need for genuine connection, sincere affirmation, mutual vulnerability and long term interpersonal happiness through... what exactly? Through platonic affirmation? Sure! Never off the table! But, mostly (when mutually felt) through EROTIC, depraved, encouragable, incorrigible, giggling, fantasy-brought-to-life personas, scenarios, identities, tell-all-tools-n-toys, dynamics, vulnerable words given happily and mutual-realities that Uplift, Affirm, Empower, Embolden and DEIFY the Sensual-Self & Identity SO MUCH that true-self-hate is simply (eventually) EXTINCT for my partners from now on and TILL THE END OF TIME!...
So yeah, I hornypost with earnesty and sincere hope that this culture can be shared one day to ALL peoples, pets and queerthings alike everywhere.
...and I also share the funnies. whomotherfuckindoesnt? Feel Me?
Cool? Cool. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
*awkwardly {yet still impressively} side-steps off the mall-food-court-table and roller skates away*
[OG colorful affirmations post here]
Help Replace My Broken Set-Up (Sincere Need For Me RN, My ONLY Real Hobbie & Outlet, SO If You’re Rich And Generous To Queer Strangers)
Help Me Get Around (I Can’t Drive Due To Disability, But These I Can Manage. As I Said, Generous Rich: Have At It!)
Help Me Replace My Ward-dead-robe O-O I have so little rn. Also plushies and makeup are in here, because of course <3 (Not always expensive, but honestly still not cheap all the time 0-o)
Help Me Get By :3 I an unemployed, and honestly unable to afford most dignities right now. ( This is just my PayPal. Only what you can afford <3 ever! {And never more than 1k, PayPal hates that} )
Help Me Grow My Private Collection (yeah this is exactly what you think. Sex toys and lingerie for me and my use, for when I want. Don’t be a creep, I’m just trying to feel comfy as myself :3)
[OG Dono Links Post Here]
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sylveon-and-velveon · 2 months
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@fandomhungryuwu You son of a bitch I'm in! I love that song so much XD
Playing "Here Comes the Hurricane Bitch" around the slashers
This will include: Michael Myers {OG & RZ}, Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Billy Lenz, Freddy Krueger, Stu Macher, Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Harry Warden, Tiffany Valentine
Feel free to request any shitpost writing prompt ideas you can think of in my asks, I love silly non-serious ideas XD
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OG Michael Myers
Silently judging you
Also probably just hearing a bunch of random noises instead of the absolute banger that is this short song
Yeah my headcannon still stands on this man being a Kate Bush fan. That man would would fucking listen to her songs while killing people
Slowest middle finger you've seen someone give you while "HERE COMES THE HURRICANE BITCH" is blasting out of the speakers
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RZ Michael Myers
Confused would be an understatement for him
But he'd mainly be annoyed by the loud noise blasting from the device you're playing it from
Reminds him of the shitty people from his past :<
Just turn down the music enough for you both to vibe to while eating some yummy food :D
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Brahms Heelshire
Bro hears "hurricane" and one of two things happen:
1: He thinks a hurricane is nearby.
2: He's confused as fuck on what a hurricane is
Secret third option is BOTH-
Please reassure this poor man that it's just a song, until he either understands or stops freaking out TvT
Homie only knows the sound of pianos
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Jason Voorhees
Nothing sexual? Damn he's fine with it, just a little uncomfy with the continuous "bitch"
Other than that he's happy to watch you enjoy the music, even if you're going full gremlin mode throughout it all
If you're happy, he's okay with it
Just don't start blasting NSFW music in his vicinity-
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Billy Lenz
Wanna see a gremlin be a gremlin with you? Billy's got ya back!
Whether he understands the song or not, he will be a gremlin with you the second he sees you are now a gremlin to the music.
You are now one with his gremlin kind, you can't run now
I dunno what that means either, but it makes sense XD
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Freddy Kreuger
Pure chaos, that's the song. Of course he'll love it
But the second he finds out there was indeed a hurricane called "Katrina"? Ohohoho.... ya fucking lost him
What, is he dying of laughter? Dunno, but ya lost him XD
Oh he'd totally copy how "bitch" is said in the song as an inside joke between you two
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Stu Macher and Billy Loomis
Oddly enough I think they'd be their own type of gremlins to the music
Billy's killing someone to the beat of the chaotic music that's somehow a vibe
Stu's just going fucking feral to the music, enjoying his heart out
You're either watching the chaos unfold or joining in with one of them
No inbetween-
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Thomas Hewitt
Oh look another judger-
Probably not judging as much as the others
If the music makes you happy, he doesn't mind
But that ain't stopping him from being confused at your taste in music being in his mind "loud and obnoxious"
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Bubba Sawyer
The most confused out of all of them, change my mind
Doubt anyone's told him what a tornado is, let alone a hurricane
Also I highly doubt he's seen either in action, that be on TV or not
He'll probably vibe with you, but just a little confused on everything about the music lol
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Harry Warden
My point still stands, I need GIFs of this man-
But with the music? Most traumatized
You've somehow unlocked some kind of PTSD that motherfucker had in the back of his mind
Totally not helping when you're blasting the music that literally says:
"HERE COMES THE HURRICANE BITCH-"
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Tiffany Valentine
All here for it
Oh she's slaying the music with all her outfits
Probably would join in with you dancing to the music, but would take it a little more seriously lol
Is my love for her fabulous outfit choices too obvious?
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"I want to talk shit about you later, but I want to get it right, what are your pronouns?"
This is a shitpost that I haven't proofread. Enjoy. @traumxrei-archive
Lilia
It was your weekly gaming session together, and as all gaming sessions go, it is not complete with a bit of trash talk. It was all affectionate of course, neither of you didn't actually mean any of it.
Or so you thought before he blue-shelled you in Mario Kart. You watched in horror as the fae took first place for himself. "Hey Lilia I know we've been friends for a good bit now but I need to ask you something." Your voice was serious as you tailed behind Lilia in-game.
"Hoh? What is it?"
"I want to trash talk you but I want to get it right, what are your pronouns?"
Lilia lets out a laugh as he replies. "I'm so old I kind of don't care about them anymore, you knave"
"Knave? Oh, you pint-sized cox-comb!" "Bring it on, doxy!"
And as per usual, Lilia ends up teaching all kinds of curse words from hundreds of year's ago to use in your future gaming sessions. especially when you blue shell him back
Jade
How amusing. It seems as though you have now captured the attention of one of the Leech brothers. How lucky of you- or unlucky.
To put it simply, he was just gonna have a little "chat" with you on behalf of Azul. Ramshackle dorm has been due some renovations, so what would it take for you to hand it over?
You've seen this song and dance before. It will start out as a pleasant yet shallow conversation as he leads you away from other people. Then the second he corners you, he will interrogate you or blackmail you. You must not fall for it.
"Fuck off, Jade." "Pardon?" "Don't play dumb I know what you're planning on doing." Jade raised a brow as you pushed him away. "Tell Azul to talk to me himself."
You're on your way to exit the classroom before you pause. "One more thing Jade, I want to shit talk you later but I want to do it right. What are your pronouns?" Jade let an amused look show on his face.
"Oh? How very interesting, you'll tell me yours back right?"
"Yes."
The second you exchange pronouns you go to exit the classroom, immediately shouting "Deuce, Ace, you aren't gonna believe this. I had the worst interaction with one thee slimiest motherfuckers ever, he's such a fucking bitch."
Despite the insult, he was very impressed with the guts you had.
Azul
This was while you were forced to sign that damned contract with him. The minute you did so you sighed. "May I ask one more question, Azul?" You looked over at the smug octomer, who was practically gleaming at you.
"Yes, go right ahea-" "I'm going to insult you but I want to do it right, what pronouns do you use?"
Azul froze, surprised at the bluntness of the question as the Tweels snickered behind you, trying not to lose it. "Well? What are they?"
"I- um- He/Him, I guess"
"Now listen here, you capitalist cephalopod motherfucker, I swear to God I am going to-"
Let's just say the Tweels had to drag you out, laughing the whole way.
Jamil
He knew his off-hand comment would rile Grim up. He knew it! Now Grim is throwing a tantrum and clawing at your arms as he tries to lunge at the man in front of you.
You saw that smug smirk on Jamil's face, despite it only lasting a second. Damn it now you have to deal with a very annoying Grim. You glared over at Jamil, muffling Grim's protests with your sleeve.
"Jamil you- ugh!" You glared at him. "I am going to talk shit about you later but I'm doing it right. What pronouns do you use?"
The usually smug Jamil froze for a second. His face remained stoic despite his brain screaming, completely surprised at the response. "He/Him." He responded curtly.
"Thank you." You walked off, grumbling under your breath. He stares at you as you walk off, calm as ever. He's still in shock from the situation.
Riddle
It was your first week in Ramshackle, he'll it was your first week in Twisted Wonderland, and you already have an enemy. Riddle Rosehearts. That was his name.
The power-hungry brat that calls himself housewarden has been making your life hell the minute you fell into this world. The way he lectures you for not knowing certain norms or rules of this world as if it was your fault you were kidnapped by a black carriage. To make it worse, he collared that bully, Ace, was it? And now you have to deal with him in your dorm.
It couldn't get any worse, right? Wrong. You are with Ace and Deuce in the Heartstabyul dorm, readying yourselves for the duel to come. This duel will decide the fate of the Housewarden of Heartstabyul, putting an end to Riddle's reign of terror.
You see the brat strut around, waiting for the battle to begin. That stupid smug smirk that you despise graces his lips and you have to hold yourself back from punching him. The duel is about to begin.
Following your friends out to the field you take this opportunity to ask him something. "Housewarden Riddle, what are your pronouns?" "Thank you for asking. He/him."
"Okay cool... Boys, get his ass!"
Ruggie
You were supposed to be an easy target. Your pocket was so loose and open, you weren't supposed to notice him! Now here is his caught red-handed as he reached his hand over.
You clamped your hand around his wrist before he could even dream of pickpocketing you. Ruggie froze up, preparing to yank his arm away and dash until you let go of him. The hyena was surprised but wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Right as he was about to book it, you asked him a question. "Oi, hyena. I'm gonna talk shit about you. What's your pronouns?"
The thief got defensive, as if he wasn't the one that just tried to steal from you before.
Tell me yours first!" How demanding
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