#so quick and efficient

[csmiclxtte]

I'm never cleaning my room with broom again

#lint roller is so amazing #so quick and efficient #but it does create more trash lol

[jo-does-things]

WAIT WAIT

we've been discussing Punk&Noir friendship (Which is so real to me) but consider it starts with Hobie about to kick some asshole's teeth in and Noir steps in like "c'mon boys can't we settle this like gentlemen?"

And Hobie's like "absolutely not what the hell are you talking about we don't compromise with fascists"

And Noir just says "not what I was suggesting" and pulls out his fucking glock.

#its quick and efficient! #would a spiderman movie actually do this?? doubtful #HOWEVER Noir /would/ do this so #he's killed before and will do so again. #tw gun #across the spiderverse

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

#if I speak… #one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts) #and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭 #was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

[quaranmine]

in further context to the last post, re: very real emergency, today was the first time i ever had to call 911 for another person 🙃 basically to make a long story short(ish) my dad called my mom while at work super incoherent, we ended up calling 911, we were afraid it was any number of serious issues like a stroke or something, but what actually happened was that he inhaled too many fumes from the chemicals he was working with. so the EMTs declared him to be okay after he had like 20-30 minutes in fresh air. when he got home he told us that he didn't remember anything from 10 am - 4 pm, barely remembered calling my mom, didn't remember anything he said on the phone, and that the reason he called my mom was cause he basically passed out on the floor, woke up on the floor, and didn't know how he got there (he did not say that or share anything useful on the phone though lmao so we were pretty horrified to realize the situation was even worse than we'd assumed)

anyway he's fine now, just embarassed so much attention is being paid to him, and i have experienced Anxiety today

#the 911 was not the phone tree i mentioned earlier LOL it was very quick and efficient as it should be #the phone tree was my attempt to actually Locate my dad because i needed to know which specific place he was working #but i couldnt get through to a real person to tell me #i did get a call back immediately though from a real person! so we were able to keep working on the problem and get my dad help #but the actual moment it was happening i was like 'what if hes dying and i'm in hell having to listen to a lady tell me press 3 for xyz' 😭 #i am also dying to know what chemicals he was using #he normally use respirators and stuff idk what happened today....

[epitheta]

⠀ > M5 - 05 - 2022

“...Orders received.”

#[is.png] #[2022] #[cf.tot.zip] #[scrybe.tot] #[i.tot] #|| > LOL sorry I don't know how to put this. it's messy because I just wanted to do a quick mock-up of what's in my head and call it a night #yeah‚ yeah... it's just a matter of business - workers and its factory head. programmed for this and that - expected actions and calculated #results. in my head there's the inevitable superior-subordinate relationship that's a ''given'' thing for this set. #03 doesn't have to move from its spot at all. there are cameras. sometimes it's so absorbed with its goal/s that it'll keep at it to the #point that it knows is bordering risks it shouldn't take - but thankfully(?)‚ it's a machine. #parts can be repaired. scrapped. salvaged. whatever. #I imagine they can run self-diagnostics but it's a little easier/a bit of a precaution to make sure someone else can see to themselves in #that unlikely (but still a chance) situation where the report failed to note []. #don't think they've got a communications network... not connected to web - some other issues involved in there too. #all this aside </3 I like to think that while it keeps its distance with the workers and detachment is a given #(though I'm not sure how to interpret the matter of ''if necessary get them to put themselves on the line'' as far as 03's sake goes) #<- (this is a slight lie this would just be too much in the tags . . .) #it still has. some concerns? under the guise of ''who else can replace [role]'' and ''it's more efficient/beneficial in the long run'' #the factory has to keep running ! the quality's $^& but it has to keep going! for [] and in general ! ... #I mean. you've got the dredger... waves my hands. I DO NOT KNOW... DO NOT LOOK AT ME ! DO NOT READ THESE TAGS !!! #<- ok. i said all this. i still don't know what melter's deal is - at least the way i'd like to interpret them. ??? #basically. -> what are you worrying about [03] for. you think a little setback is going to make it stop the line? #it'll handle the issue when it happens. #whatever WHATEVER calling it here <3 #|| > I like tags. I feel inane and this is exclusive only to people that look at the direct post. am I still cool to you HEHAHGSHH

[smoreal]

Had a very srs discussion with my brother about Sonic and his level of intelligence

Bc sure he’s fast on his feet, but to do the other things he does, you’ve gotta be a quick thinker too

Maybe he doesn’t calculate numbers and angles on the go like, idk Peter Parker, but he’s able to jump at a specific angle with enough momentum to get where he needs to go and maintain his speed, and maybe it’s just something that comes natural after doing what he does for so long

Tails would probably be astonished the first few times he notices how Sonic’s able to chart the quickest path through a hallway filled with badniks within a split second, and I could see the little guy squinting suspiciously at his big brother thinking ‘maybe he’s holding out on me???’

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sonic and tails #sonic is a genius #he HAS to be there’s no other option for a guy THAT fast #quick to react and quick to strategize how he’s gonna bop all these robots and beat his last record through a robot infested hall #this isn’t to say he’s as smart as Tails or Eggman but… I mean… think about jt #Eggman with all his genius has yet to catch the little blue guy #outsmart or outpace whatever he’s a quick AND EFFICIENT thinker #I imagine it’s the experience that’s given him so big of a brain underneath that huge head of quills #shitposts #I also think Sonic would be none the wiser about it #ignorance is bliss #and he’d casually be able to act out equations and formulas Tails is more than familiar with ON PAPER #Tails: how did you know that that would work??? #Sonic: *shrugs* Just did #<- BECAUSE HE IS AN EXPERIENCED STRATEGIST AND A SKILLED ATHLETE #king sonic #ramble on

[thecatinthepurplepants]

sometimes writing a fic means your search history looks like this

and this is just for scene setting/mild exposition at the very beginning of the fic to figure out how long someone could take nap and have a weird dream on a train ride from northern Massachusetts to grand central station in New York City.

This will never come up in the story again.

#this makes me wish i was train autistic instead of obsessing over podcast men autistic #also apparently trains in the US dont really go any faster than they did in the 1900s #who woulda thunk #what with all the US has invested into quick & efficient passenger train travel from one state to another (sarcasm bitterness anger etc etc) #the cat in the purple pants chat #also yes this is for the tma/malevolent crossover fic I've been mentioning #*through clenched teeth* i love writing. its so fun. I'm not a perfectionist to the point of detriment.

[aroacehanzawa]

OH this episode was GOOD

#i had a feeling that the airport arc would flow better in anime compared manga and honestly i have to say it does #because so much is happening on so many different fronts and in the manga (especially as monthly chapters) it feels so dragged out #whereas in the anime you can do these quick POV switches more efficiently #the pacing is still bones-level super fast but. it's not terrible compared to some episodes #also they nailed the meursault girlies being meursault girlies #and making the ending be the song bram listens to on aya's phone was such a nice touch!!! #bsd

[bi-demon-ium]

the thought seized me while i was in the shower for some reason. the society kids and nails. in order of who likes having their nails painted most to least:

constance (constance letting her dad paint her nails pink--although i think later, possibly teen or tween years, it's all black lgkjfgh--but like the letting is less "oh no one can know i like nail polish" and more "letting anyone but herself apply it bc it involves letting someone gently hold your hand and give you their absolute attention for a hot second. not to mention the psychic thing.)

reynie (he didn't realize until he either did it in an attempt to bond with constance or miss perumal suggested it for some reason, but actually quite liked it. he tends towards softer colors, and i think would try to do patterns with miss perumal's help. if someone tries to tease him about it he does not get it. he's like why do you care about my nails. do you want to know the color)

sticky (he tends towards calmer colors, smooth and stylish, although eventually he'll let the others paint his nails silly bright colors, too. he's afraid of being teased but secretly enjoys when he's dragged into it. however eventually he becomes comfortable around the society at least, particularly once the adults--including nicholas and milligan--also join in. maybe his aunt and uncle said something...)

kate (she doesn't actually mind it but also doesn't particularly care or see the appeal, unless it's practical somehow. usually will go for something ridiculous like fire engine red or somehow neon yellow or whatever. tends to also paint every nail a different color. she really liked the idea of those big clacky fake nails (claws! they clack satisfyingly! feels cool!) until she realized how horribly impractical they are and immediately ripped them off)

#the mysterious benedict society #mbs disney #constance contraire #reynie muldoon #sticky washington #kate wetherall #might update with other characters like sq+martina or the adults later but this is what seized me while i was shampooing my hair so #bed time now #also i know that the big long nails dont have to be impractical if you know what youre doing ubt i dont think kate would care enough #to be patient about it #she'd rather be able to be hands on and quick on her feet #you know #like yeah you can learn to function really efficiently in heels but it doesnt make running in heels any easier

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Beginning to really wonder how much of my financial concern is manufactured and handed to me as opposed to something I'm genuinely concerned by

#bc like. i'm getting by just fine. i don't have anything to be reasonably worried about #but also when i was a kid my father would break down my mother's paycheck and basically explain how broke we were #and that May Have Affected Me Somewhat #as well as just. the way you consistently see the advice to just save! don't get takeout! necessities! and i'm not intent on living like #a monk nor am i intent on being on that grindset for financial gain #it's like i don't intrinsically care but i have so many messages given to me about how i need to care a lot and it puts me in a weird spot #i am simultaneously standing still and moving at mach speeds #i mean right now i just need a safety net while in between jobs; after that i need to save up to move out of state bc the uh #political situation and upcoming presidential election don't seem very sustainable for someone like me anymore #they weren't to begin with but i don't wanna stick around to see how bad it's gonna get #but it's like. okay and then what? save for what? going back to school i guess? idk #i feel like i keep asking myself what i'm trying to accomplish and keep trying to force myself to have answers #here and now when i have to be okay with taking things one step at a time instead of having everything here and now #it's simultaneously fine and terrible and i am holding two conflicting yet equal truths #i feel i may have a clearer head once i leave my current job. i'm trying to look but nothing feels appealing given how #burnt out i already feel. i dread going back into my workplace and i fear it's showing to the patients and i don't want that #i want a month off to rediscover who i am as a person outside of getting yelled at in retail and then pick something back up #could be feasible. genuinely could be. i need to sort out the health insurance aspect but. that's lowkey the plan? #to construct a financial safety net and then slam on the breaks for a while; see if i can strike up a deal with the staff about me #coming in for specific tasks bc we already know i'm quick and efficient with the inventory so i do have a little leverage #you know what. this is getting some of it off my chest and i'm starting to feel confident again lmao #i won't be doing weekends starting either next week or the week after so that's a start! i just think i want everything done right now #bc i'm afraid i won't have the chance again but i will. i definitely will #i just need to let myself get to that point; it's just the immense drain from the register work and the Everything that comes with retail #also having to accept that it's okay to leave this; there's not something wrong with me like. ''not being able to handle it'' or w/e #no mindfulness or detachment could've saved me; it was shit and i'm hitting the bricks and that's all there is to it #i've been thinking a lot about it all lately bc it's what's most prominent in my life rn of course #idk. pondering. introspecting. as i am wont to do #anyways if you've read all this you're a real mvp and i am kissing you on the hand #shai speaks

[starbuck]

been thinking about Them so i redrew a screenshot to cope (it made me worse)

#tuco salamanca #nacho varga #better call saul #thinking is so bad - i need to stop doing it #desperately want to write something coherent about them - but i haven’t managed it yet so have this instead! #the way i drew Tuco in like 45 minutes and then Nacho took me fucking hours #and i’m STILL not fully happy with him!!!!!! #he looks so easy to draw and YET!!!!!!!! #i was trying to capture a lot of different emotions there too #bc the primary emotion is obviously that Nacho knows he’s about to betray Tuco and he’s worried about that… about something going wrong #but there’s also like. he’s watching Tuco do this stupid ‘lie detector’ thing - right? #and that’s probably really annoyed Nacho in the past bc - as he says - it makes what could be a very quick and efficient collections #take hours and hours #but now it’s like. this is the last time he’s EVER gonna see Tuco doing it and that’s Something - right? #because also you have Tuco scanning every dealer desperately for any sign of betrayal #and all the while the real danger is sitting right behind him in the form of the one person he trusts completely #it’s all just So Fucking Much #more people should be insane about this #let’s hear it for the Miserable Depressing Relationships gang!!!! rise up!!!!!!

[aldieb]

ep 4 is the heart of this season’s pacing problems imo. i actually blame this on shows having such short seasons nowadays rather than a fault of this particular show (although i think they could’ve understood their medium’s limitations a bit better). like i love the concept of an episode where we hang out in moiraine’s childhood home and deal with all the emotional fallout of what the characters have experienced in the past 3 episodes, but it’s simply not a good use of space here. the things we actually need from this episode are lanfear + moiraine convincing logain to teach rand + quick intro to the tower coup + perrin learning about his powers. delete lan hanging out with alanna + everyone talking about nynaeve’s issues + the aforementioned moiraine family problems content sorry

#wot blogging #like i genuinely can’t believe they relitigated all the bond breaking stuff after the episode with stepin in s1. i really thought they were #being efficient if a bit preemptory by handling it there so there could just be quick references to what we already know later on #and stop trying to make me care about liandrin omgggggg

[desthebolt]

Telling ppl my name is Des/Knight, but having to put my deadname on services to be counted for this college course is so fucking exhausting

“Then why does it say this?” “But you have this there?” “I thought that was a nickname?” “Why dont you just change it if its not your name?”

ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE CAN YOU JUST RESPECT WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH! LIKE GD

#des rambles #gettin real old real quick #just say my name like its not that hard also its shorter than the dead one #like its so much easier to say why tf would you go out of your way to be less efficiant

[dersitedreamr]

Jane and Dirk staring at each other from across the room thinking about how they have some basal personality traits (and flaws) in common and are actually frighteningly more similar to each other than initially believed and presumed and how eerie it is to see those traits acted out by another person but how this mirror image allows them to understand that they are not the most evil person ever.

#Jane crocker #dirk strider #homestuck #jane Is like well dirk does [this] but hes the most genius efficient smart guy i know :) so i must be ok. #and she tells him this and hes like WHAT. You think I am Normal. #Dirk is like oh well jane is kinda like [this] but shes quick witted and personable. So perhaps this trait doesnt make me evil incarnate. #And shes like NOOO thats the thing im insecure about #But also like wow .. its ok actually to do this.

[transingthoseformers]

Your "deep sea vents pump out Unicron's blood" hypothesis implies that deep-sea creatures are Like That because they quite literally feed on evil god blood, and i for once support that. I'd like to add that that fungi type would probably be in symbiosis with some type of chemotroph bacteria, which implies that there are even more organisms that use that type of bacteria to digest dark energon. Hell, I'd go as far as to say that these, or at least a philum or two, inhabit surface-level organisms to feed on trace amounts of dark energon in their systems.

Symbiotic evil fungi ftw

Deep see fish are also like that because the adaptations that let you live at those depths are coincidentally Evil Looking As Fuck which does loop back to how we're wires to find certain traits terrifying a la traits of a predator. And tbh them also having the "digest dark energon" bacteria would aid them in surviving in the dark cold hard depths aaND ALSO IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENCE FUELED BY DARK ENERGON

We actually have a SHIT LOAD of mutualistic bacteria living inside and outside of us, so it makes quite a lot of sense! Though, they cannot instantaneously process too much dark energon so the stuff could be dangerous (but let's be real that happens with vitamin C as well)

holy shit imagine a dark energon deficiency because in a way... what prevents it from being a vitamin at this point?

#tfp au #tf worldbuilding? #this is actually cool as hell because it's rooted so deep in the aligned ecosystem in a way that's a lot less straightforward than energon #microorganisms are fast little evolution machines and they'd definitely find out how to exploit dark energon really quick #especially since hey energon is demonstrated to have massive efficient fuel capacity so it makes sense dark energon is similar #also I've got a personal theory that dark energon automatically raises the mutation rate juuuust a little bit

[daz4i]

oh btw you'd be happy to hear i survived the blood test with no casualties :] my arm still hurts when i use it but I've had worse 😪

#i didn't even cry ONCE!!!!!! i was very brave 😤😤😤😤😤😤 #it also went by very quickly lol the nurse was very. efficient #ok I'm gonna describe um. Stuff in the next tag so be mindful of that if you're sensitive to. needle descriptions ig? #anyway yeah. i don't think I've ever had a needle shoved this deep. i think this is why it still hurts #might've punctured the blood vessel from both sides idk. hate when they move the needle around fr 😬 #but at least it was quick and she didn't need to stab me in like 4 different places like they usually do 😳