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#so peter’s just kinda there in a school uniform looking hilariously outta place
faeymouse · 3 years
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Peter Parker’s level of sheer survivability is kinda terrifying when you stop and think about it. Like compared to anyone in TFATWS, he’s basically unstoppable. Dude was hit by a freaking high speed train in Far From Home, and walked away from it after a nap.
Also it would have been funny to see him handle big emotional explosion moments in TFATWS by webbing people to walls. Idk why the image of an already emotionally destressed teenager webbing emotionally stressed adults to a wall or the floor and making a snarky Gen Z sass comment at them to get them to stop taking themselves so seriously delights me so much, but boy does it.
Also also, I like to think not even his Spidey Sense would catch the Dora Milaje coming. Probably because they mean *him* no personal danger, or they’re just that damn good.
But in that same vein, good luck if he went on the Madripoor field trip. His Spidey Sense would be going off so frequently it’d probably give him a migraine, not to mention he’d be trying to figure out why it’s still going off even after they’re all in Sharon’s safehouse. She’s friendly, right?
...You know, I just remembered that I think his Spidey Sense is on the fritz during Far From Home. That’s wonderful, he’d be doubting his perceptions during TFATWS. Yes!
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