#so much good shit in it XD

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!! #BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️ #NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe- #and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :') #POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right? #So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes- #spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done! #again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas! #NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

[milkweedman]

...so im writing up a little guide for how to learn to spin on a drop spindle, bc my friend wants to learn and physical distance means i can’t teach it in person -_-

my little guide has somehow already gone over 4000 words and has 5 mspaint diagrams, most of them quite detailed

#how does this ALWAYS happen ??? #also unfortunately i am like. so fucking pressed for time rn and this is not a good use of my time #yet i am doing it instead of packing anyway bc its much more fun #man.....i bet writing a thesis on spinning would be fun #except for the bibliography xD #spinning #drop spindles #side note i love mspaint so fuckin much #being able to move thing around so easily.....my beloved #they look like shit though. i am embarrassed. i guess i should probably hand draw them and take pictures and paste that in

[youngblood-valkyrie]

Prepare... for unforseen consequences...

#my art #half life #gman #half life 2 #half life alyx #black mesa #half life gman #hello!! I'm still around... just in case someone missed me xD #haven't been drawing much good stuff or haven't been feeling like posting it... but i think i wanna get back into it lol #despite everything going to shit when it comes to sharing art online and the existing social media platforms... meh #anyway i fell into the half life fandom and fell HARD for the g-man and i can't get up so i might post more art of him soon #I've even started painting again because of that mf!! can you believe it?? i found a hexagonal shaped canvas at my parent's house... #... and i have the perfect idea of what to do with it ;) #moonlight rambles

[lethalhoopla]

I am once again losing my mind.

This time: I went to look up references of Varric, and just typed "Varric Tethras" into the search bar. I was going to just tab over immediately to the images section, eyes barely glancing over the obvious top-result fandom wiki, then (more entertainingly, but still expected) Wikipedia link-

but. but the next one.

GOODREADS??

.... There's absolutely no tongue-in-cheek in the entry either.

(of course I immediately clicked on it who do you think I am)

There are 3 quotes from him relating to storytelling, both from 2 and Inquisition, as well as a book attribution:

The Dragon Age Novel Edition of Hard in Hightown.

ATTRIBUTED TO VARRIC TETHRAS.

with Mary Kirby*~

Absolutely unblinkingly written summary/bio.

I love this with my whole heart. Varric you beautiful bastard -- and DA writers/editors (Mary Kirby very much most importantly included) you even more beautiful, dorky, wonderful bastards.

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*if you're not in the know, Mary Kirby is a cornerstone of the DA writing team, including being the one who was in charge of Varric (and Merrill!). To say she's his "trusted human confidante" is certainly putting it one (delightful) way.

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #varric tethras #i love things like this idk its just so delightful to see the love for a character so clearly echoed from the writers to fans and back agai #like it makes sense HiH is on goodreads - its literally a published book! (you can read most of it in dai codex in fact) #very fun and cheeky novella - not originally planned to be written #but mary kirby did it during DAI's development during times the team would work on 'related projects' that #would flesh out/expand on the world but probably/likely wouldn't see the light of day (which is really cool and immersive) #she apparently banged out most of HiH in a WEEK as codex entries (which are only 500 words long MAX so she had a hard cap!) #woke up in a fugue state with it finished kinda vibes apparently XD #anyways a couple years after DAI she was contacted and asked if she wanted to make it into a publishable novella that'd be illustrated #she agreed and here we are lmao #but! it's By Varric *with Mary Kirby* #and idk #my lil storytelling loving heart just is so delighted about all aspects #and its lead to Varric having a true-blue goodreads profile #so much good shit in the world man #including weird lil website entries on behalf of fictional authors that have 'real' published novels thanks to Dedicated Writers #fucking impeccable shit man

[foreveranonymousfa]

You guys like Pokemon XD?

#shitposting #my meme #pokemon #mysillycomics edit #lovrina #orre colosseum #pokemon xd #pokemon xd gale of darkness #the colosseum is so fucking hard oh my GOD #I'm on round 6 right now #Round 1 is such a swift kick to the dick #it's not the hardest round but holy shit does it just chuck you straight into Hell #it's very gimmick heavy #so sometimes you just need good luck #a lot of it is gimmick heavy and rng reliant #and I opted to challenge myself to ONLY using what XD gives me with NO outside items or Pokemon #protip XD does not give you much to work with

[anonymouscreampuff]

hello gamers this is my son jeff who's constantly being haunted by gale's nudeness bc the fucker thought it would be hilarious to strip mid-cutscene and awkwardly writhe while their hand was on his chest.

fucker got boxed for lae'zel crimes, and then brought back for more crimes in act 3. this is when I discover the game fucking deleted all his clothes except for his boxers and shoes. so jeff gave him a hat and cape to cope. (under the cut so the post isn't longer)

(i'll post more doodles later probably) ALSO HERE'S MY LOSER SON

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #///i like to think gale has a bit of a romance rivalry with astarion orsome shit for this playthrough #bc boy howdy does he love to pull this shit #i fucking love gale #(this was before patch 5 also) #ANYWAY HI meet one of my jeff's he's just a lil guy who Does Not look like that anymore kdhsjk #i also have a bit of a jeff multiverse going on and they all have funnie ways of spelling jeff (geoff/jeffery/geoffery/jefferson etc.) #geoff and jeffery are my durge runs :3 (bad/good) #jefferson is multiplayer XD #anywho jeff's heart does in fact belong to astarion and they're both dumbasses about it #(also good durge jeff is canon) #can you see how fucking normal i am about this game #i have over 40000 words in my durge doc the fucking 'tism is STRONG #god so much shit has happened to this lizard #i fucking love jeff #also another fun jeff thing #with the final romance with astarion the world did kinda glitch #so they both just kinda. fucked outside of gale's tent #the game bullies him SO much

[blackcatanna]

I remember being excited when Fire Emblem Awakening came out back in 2012 because, although I couldn't afford it and knew I wouldn't be able to for a while, I thought that the price would go down eventually and I had loved Radiant Dawn so much (after picking it up second hand at a game store) that I didn't mind waiting. FLASH FORWARD OVER TEN BLOODY YEARS AND THE PRICE STILL HASN'T DROPPED AND ALL THE OTHER GAMES ARE ALSO ABSURDLY EXPENSIVE (not that I even have a Switch, just my beloved 3DS). SIGH. At least I still have my Wii and copy of Radiant Dawn for when I need to get my Fire Emblem fix... I CERTAINLY CAN NEVER PLAY THE FIRST PART OF THE STORY (Path of Radiance) LEGITIMATELY THOUGH BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE NOW SELLING IT FOR £200 ON EBAY X_X Good for them, I guess XD Maybe it's time to finally try making an emulator work...

#complaining about the price of games these days #BACK IN MY DAY YOU COULD JUST GO TO A STORE AND RUMMAGE THROUGH A BARGAIN BIN TO PICK A GAME BASED ON HOW EDGY AND ANIME THE CHARACTERS LOO #this is why the last nintendo console I bought was my 3DS #I have wanted a Switch for ages but the games are so expensive X_X #and I still have other games calling out to me on other devices... #Fire Emblem hits differently though #Playing Baldur's Gate 3 made me want to play Radiant Dawn again #IT BREAKS MY HEART EVERY TIME SOMEONE DIES BECAUSE OF MY TACTICAL CHOICES AND I LOVE IT #IT HURTS SO GOOD #I play very conservatively XD #I appreciate what BG3 did so much but now after 200 hours of that I hunger for SQUAAAAAARES! #(and the threat of permadeath) #Maybe my friend will let me play Three Houses on her Sweetch (that's how I pronounce Switch because I think it's cuter) #But I play shit SLOWLY XD and obsessively so I'd feel bad going to someone's house to do it #WHEN I AM RICH I SHALL BUY A SWITCH AND PLAY MORE FE GAMES AND ALSO THE ONES ON 3DS #But for now I am very poor XD #Omg just looked on eBay and someone's selling Path of Radiance for £2000! Wtf XD #OMFG I FORGOT THEY MADE A FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS GAME (as in DYNASTY WARRIORS STYLE) XD WHYYYYY? #HNNNNG MAYBE I WILL BUY AWAKENING FOR MY BIRTHDAY #I COULD BUY A DODGY LOOSE CARTRIDGE WITH GERMAN WRITING ON IT FROM EBAY FOR £10 BUT THEN I WILL SPEND THE WHOLE PLAYTHROUGH STRESSING #AND BLAMING MYSELF FOR BEING CHEAP IF ANYTHING IS BUGGY OR CORRUPTED #Gonna make sure my 3DS is still working properly first though... #It's been a while #I mostly only boot it up these days when I get a Samurai Warriors urge... #It's in my apartment somewhere (I haven't used it since I moved over a year ago)... #(my Wii is still at my Mum's house down South so I will have to wait until the end of October to play Radiant Dawn again #but my brother says he has no interest in our consoles except the PS4 so I will probably take it back to my lair after that 3:) #It can be reunited with the PS2 and my DS Lite and 3DS! #THIS HAS BEEN A GOOD 4AM RAMBLE #talking to myself and making IMPORTANT GAME DECISIONS

[hirazuki]

Deep in the throes of updated covid booster-induced fever, so it won't be happening tonight, but I finished Nocturne and I have Thoughts™ about it, which I will probably share eventually, once I have the energy. I also have Many Thoughts about some things I've seen slinking around the tags, which I will not be sharing, as I definitely do not possess the requisite energy for that XD

#a very positive reaction overall #i have a couple of nitpicks but that's really all they are: nitpicks regarding extremely personal preferences #so they don't actually matter in the grand scheme of things imo #music and animation were exquisite #the entire thing was an extremely enjoyable watch #given what mutuals told me i was expecting to be very well-fed re: morally grey antagonists and i was #wildcards with no attachments to any side but with a strict personal code all the same are 🔥🔥🔥 #(purple period coats and long hair are always a plus of course) #i was not expecting the art history/archaeology student with focuses on the ancient mediterranean and mesoamerica in me #to be well-fed as well. so. that was a *really* nice surprise. #knights hospitaller of st john of malta we meet again lmao; we go wayyyy back in fiction. good to see they're still assholes XD #and needless to say i *adored* the main theme running throughout the season #gonna go pass out now. lie down and cook in bed like an egg in a frying pan. #let's hope the fever lets up by tomorrow because i've got so much shit to do T_T #withoutwords

[andthebeanstalk]

What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌

#original #i love my wife #had a big crush on that character growing up #you know who else is really into her? EVERY OTHER CHUBBY TRANS GUY IN CHICAGO apparently we just see her and are like OH HELL YEAH #do you know why this is? it is because we have excellent taste that is why. #and also we want non threatening masc people to be into us and respect our gender! that's me anyway #and this is excellent news for her anyway bc we're in an open relationship & she thinks guys like me (her HUSBAND 🥰😁) are incredibly hot #this is also bc she has excellent taste. #but it is a running joke that she keeps getting nice OKC matches that look a lot like me 😂 #anyway this post is a thing that would have made young me BOIL with envy if someone else said it but in fact it is ME #and young me grew into me and is in here like AAWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH 🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀 #she doesn't just look like Milo she also moves and emotes and talks like him. and until recently her glasses would not stay on her face! #she got new ones. nerd. i adore her. #she is so kind to Jack (me) and to my giant anxious pitbull child #she puts his blankie on him as he rests on her toes to make sure she doesn't go anywhere 😭😭❤ #she is my best friend and she never makes me feel stupid or fake or undeserving. she just likes me so much and she fkn acts like it! #and we have good boundaries and communication in a very autistic way [positive] and she is so smart and funnyyy #oh i am falling asleep now #probably has something to do with how thinking about my wife makes me feel safe and warm or some gay shit like that 🙄 ;) #edit: omg it just occurred to me that she is like 80% Mill and 20% Jessica Jones. just in terms of like. vibes. XD #she cares a lot about Jessica Jones. I will tell her my findings in the morrow #*80% Milo

[mikimeiko]

I Leoni di Sicilia | Season 1 (2023), Paolo Genovese

#i leoni di sicilia #the lions of sicily #i don't know what i was expecting but it wasn't... this #it looked like an historical drama but it's actually more of an historical romance but they don't commit to it #visually it's stunning #the photography the set design and the costumes are SO GOOD #but the rest... eh #i do like that they chose to have a piece of shit protagonist surrounded by EVEN SHITTIER antagonists so you kinda root for him XD #(of course i found him extremely fuckable - much to my annoyance XD) #tv 2024 #i made this #i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world

[fluffypichu876]

rip queelag. my new sword might be too good.

#killing that black knight was so worth it (even though i'm shit at parrying in this game xD) #this sword can three-shot the ogre enemies in blighttown without a sweat #and as i'm posting this clip a bit late i can say that not even the blue dragons in the valley stood well against it #(i only killed two since i picked the darkroot basin path but still) #it's soooo good #i love it #sorry queelag but you were pretty much just a test for it xD #dark souls

[despairforme]

//If Nnoitra did art, what subjects would he mostly focus on? What would be his main goals as an artist and his favorite medium to use?

❝ If I did what now? ❞ For a moment, he imagined himself as an art-student, with that hipster hairdo, a sketchbook and glasses ( yeah, this was how he imagined artists looked like ). It was so far removed from who he was that he found it funny. A small laugh followed.

Nnoitra was not artistic in any way. Actually, when he'd been real young ( as in, his late teens ), he'd actually done a bit of graffiti. Not for the sake of art, but because he thought vandalism was funny. Maybe that was just something that came with being poor. The thought of rich assholes having to spend time and money to clean their buildings had been amusing to him. He'd mostly just used black spray paint, and just written random ( bad ) words. There had been nothing artistic about it. Still, this was as close to anything artsy that Nnoitra had ever come. He couldn't draw for shit. You'd be hard pressed to see the difference between something a five year old had drawn and his own creations. Let's just say he was on the lowest level of stick-figures.

It was very hard to imagine himself being interested in art, which he'd obviously have to be if he was an artist. What subjects would he focus on? The hell if he knew. He didn't even know which subjects he had to choose from. And his main goal? Probably to make money? What other goal could there be? As for what his favorite medium would be? Whatever was the easiest medium to use. Again, he had no idea what that would be.

All in all... He was not very good at answering ANY of these questions.

#yumichikah #[ thank you very much for the ask! :O took me a good while to reply ] #[ nnoitra... is 100% not artistic xD ] #[ i tried to come up with some art he could do but... nope xDD ] #[ it's just not for him ] #[ which is a shame bc it would be a fun au ] #[ graffiti is the only thing he'd do and he's not good at it so.. xD ] #despair for me. ╱ in character. #talking shit. ╱ answers. #burn the city. ╱ main verse.

[zenkaiankokuart]

"Restraint isn't effortless, Sunshine."

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We've been antagonizing Moon again, and we've pushed our luck too far. Sun has to step in to help Moon keep it under control. But they're really struggling. And Sun is getting fed up with our lack of common sense and self preservation.

I think you should run.

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Inspired by chap 7 of Solar Lunacy, written by the amazing @bamsara. It's not a scene from the story, just a vague incident that happens sometime after the chapter. (it's not canon like at all)

Individual images of Moon and "Moon" under the cut.

#flashing #glitching #gif #solar lunacy #sun and moon #fnaf security breach #i always forget how hard it is to make gifs #and lol when Sun said that line i'm like OH SHIT he's working real hard behind the scenes to keep Moon in check #and he's pissed off/worried that we're making it so damn difficult for him #Bam i love your story so fucking much the moral dillemas and the revelations in chapter 7 are SO fucking good #for anyone who saw the teasers and noticed this looks nothing like them #its because i decided today to redo almost all of it xD

[kuiinncedes]

we had a beautiful, magic love there (sad beautiful tragic - taylor swift)

#klaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #glee #i continue to do the same shit lol 🤪 #idk how to do anything else soooo #hey why is it so fucking annoying to put these pictures in order lmfaooo thanks tumblr #omfg WHY was that so stupid i'm not asking that much of u i just want the pic i drag over to go after the pics i already have djshgslkglmao #Pretend these r good quality k 😌 #also my crooked ass letters lol #yeah i could've like used a font i just realized that would've been very easy lol but i already had the design :P #i've been posting them in batches of 10 on instagram (so i've only posted one so far lmao) but so far for this group #this one is the only one that's like interesting bc it's different XD #the other ones are so similar in terms of like format lowkey especially my last two for begin again and moment i knew #i was short on ideas lmaoo so at least this one was somewhat creative XD #i feel like i did some different stuff with putting this together too so that was fun lol 🤪 #if only i could do more things that would make it better lmao Anyway #pretend they're actually gifs XD #ignore the absolute shit quality of the youtube screenshots <3 #anywayyyyfdgjkfdl :D #i dont tag my stuff but i've been doing so many of these i rly probably should lmao oh well idk eventually lol

[firebirdsdaughter]

I do gotta say…

… I love what I can only refer to as the ‘Hitter community,’ or at least what we see of them in Leverage.

Quinn and Eliot’s first meeting is undeniably hostile, and sure, maybe a couple years later, but when Eliot pulls Quinn for the Dam job, neither appears to hold any ill will towards the other (especially notable given that was the incident that made Eliot have a grudge against Sterling). Presumably he goes to Quinn bc they met on opposite sides and he’s a distant enough contact that Dubeniech wouldn’t know of him, but I do think it’s a nice look into the way their ‘world’ works.

Especially when you follow it up w/ Mikel and Eliot’s behaviour towards each other. Despite being on opposite sides on their first meeting, too, they seem to be semi enjoying planning out the fight, and both harbour a strong respect for each other. Once things are over, hell, even before things are officially over, they get side tracked from fighting, and are playfully comparing scars and teasing each other in the bar afterwards.

Then there’s the ep w/ the organ, where Eliot runs into those two other retrieval guys and is quite casual w/ them, even that guy who owed him, even though they immediately come to blows.

It just feels like it gives a realistic, very nice insight into the way their 'community’ works. They’ll duke it out to hell and back bc it’s part of the job, but it’s no hard feelings at the end of the day bc someone has to do it. Like I’m absolutely sure there’s bad eggs, the last two examples here seem on the smarmy side, and Eliot does make a reference to Mikel killing someone, and Quinn’s also pretty fine doing that, but there’s a sort of. Honour code about the interactions that I really like.

And to give credit where it’s due, I know Parker gets ruffled as a matter of pride, but the conversation in the air vent and the lock picking contest in the bar indicate that the thieving community operates on a similar vibe. The might be more likely to get competitive, but there’s nothing personal beyond that.

#Leverage #and then there's Chaos #I respect that Will Wheaton is having the time of his life and I wish him well Xd #Wheaton just being like 'how much of a shit can I make this character??' #you know he's doing it intentionally #now to be fair I'm sure there are hackers who operate on a similar code of honour #Chaos just happens to not be one of them #but to the point I do love that and it fits so well w/ the personalities we do wee #*see #the other larger time hitters seem to have a respect for combat equal to Eliots which honestly is a side effect of getting good at imo #kinda like actors in a way #have to wholesale makeout w/ each other onset and then come over to celebrate the baby's birthday #perhaps not quite that familiar but there's definitely a healthy respect and an honour code #like I said I'm sure there are bad apples like Chaos in any of the respective 'communities' but I like the way they portray the fighters #it's nice to see characters who technically deal in violence on a regular basis not be completely defined by it #Literal Crime Family