#so long story short

[ambrosethedarling]

“Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad us on to sin in loving virtue.”

- William Shakespeare

#so long story short #I pavolved myself and a handful of others to jump on the twowillis train #and it seems that there’s no stops #the tragic toxic yaoi #it got me #two face #harvey dent #willis todd #twowillis #Harvey x Willis #dc comics #batman comics #ambrose art

[thenecropolix]

Me, after a month of not playing psychonauts: Oh boy time to get back into it!

Brain Tank Blueprint, Linda the Lungfish, and the Pyro Cougar: We're about to end this man's whole career

#psychonauts #the necropolix speaks #I did not realize how close I was to the 2nd boss till I finally went back into the brain tumblr #last time I played I stopped after getting levitation #and then proceeded to panic fight the blueprint brain tank #one conversation later #i immediately went into the lake #unaware I would immediately fight Linda #so I got my ass kicked #and then when I decided to take a step back and try to relearn the controls #I immediately run into the stupid cougars when I tried to investigate the parking lot #so long story short #just took several shots of fear #in the span of 2 hours

[hlfgdlsbn]

I find it as hilarious as the next person that the twinyards are 5 foot even, but the fact that it’s completely medical explainable makes it even better, also sad, but still.

#let’s start with tilda #iirc it nowhere says how tall she is #but she’s probably not the tallest #also let’s be honest #she definitely smoked and did drugs during her pregnancy #probably didn’t eat regularly/healthy either #then the twins childhoods #they probably weren’t fed enough #and I don’t think they grew up healthy #food wise and physical activity #emotional neglect can also effect the growth of a child #so theres that #in Aaron’s case we can’t forget his own drug abuse #so long story short #their height is hilarious but also medical possible #aftg #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #all for the game #Andrew and Aaron Minyard #this is a text post

[fruitless-vain]

I thought we were rid of my nemesis but alas

Here they are

#for those new here #this person deliberately set all of her papillons at us off leash to set off Yo when she was reactive #wouldn’t call them back #said it was our fault she was this way #then bashed our breeder #then failed to be able to get her dogs back #while we were actively out with a trainer working on her reactivity #she is a local papillon breeder #and Yoshis breeder used to do papillons #so they’re competitors #so she just goes around talking shit and bashing every mas she sees now #every time I see her she deliberately tries to cause problems #the last time I passed her both sham and Yo with with me #she sent her dogs launching #both of mine were perfect focused heel #and hers were reactive as fuck #so long story short #she’s a bitch we hate her

[hellfireattheendoftunnel]

As someone who would gladly take the opportunity to assassinate the president (of my own country of course, everyone in that country would actually, or well are trying, but that’s another story,) Diego’s obsession with keeping JFK alive is really funny.

#so long story short #the government is not something we want to keep alive in my country #past and present #so seeing Diego try this hard considering the civil war in my own country #should I have not expressed my wishes for murder? maybe #diego hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy

[anfieldroad]

you guys i just got some crazy news (good news)

#so long story short #my uni is partnering w a nearby art museum #and they’re hosting a student art show/exhibition #and i got asked if i wanted to be apart of it??? and i said yes ofc #and it’s ACTUALLT happening. #my art #yes MY art #IS GOING TO BE AT A BLOODY MUSEUM???

[seagull-scribbles]

cba finishing this but NEW FIDGET TOY!

#sth #bunnie rabbot #buntwan #buntoine #so long story short #I had a headcanon Antoine fiddles with his wedding ring when he is nervous or anxious or self conscious etc #and Bunnie obviously has noticed this subconscious trait #and I think Bunnie if definitely more of a vocally affectionate person I don’t think she buys materialistic things much #but she sees these new fidget toys and can’t resist getting them for him #and he obviously cherishes them #also I have it on good authority that magnetic rings are an amazing fidget toy #also #you can not convince me they wouldn’t sit like this #her legs make a good backrest #…urgh you can see how bad my things are when I haven’t properly coloured them sorry #antoine d’coolette

[klvm0nn]

Rewritten lore of Attica…..anytime soon…..

#so long story short #1. I gave Billy the REASON to appear in the monastery’s attic. #he doesn’t just pop out there #2. I got rid off the ''escaped from a psychiatric hospital'' cliche #3. Now Billy’s behavior has a logical explanation^_^ (like why he’s so crazy) #I’m really proud of this cuz I filled in the plot holes… #but I feel like because of so much work and writing the character Billy became less good than the original #like in the black Christmas movie he’s sexy because we know NOTHING about him #uh who cares ig I do what I like!!! let’s wait and see

[everythingsinred]

How do you think it would have gone if Aoi had stayed in the school? Obviously the idea of her alice being gone would have to change, but how much do you think we would have seen her?

I think it would have been nice to know her more, beyond "tragic little sister that is sweet", but that's just me :/

her alice being gone was just a factor in the story so she had no reason to stay, so if you just erased that, aoi joining the class would have been so fun!!!

ESPECIALLY bc of what we get of her in fanbooks that we get very little of in canon, which im very sorry about. in canon aoi might seem like a sweet, cute, cheerful girl, and yeah, sure she is, but she's not mikan-esque OR nobara-esque about it. we get little bits of it in canon if u pay attention, but aoi is a narcissist! theres a comic in one of the fanbooks where she talks about how cute she is and its SO FUNNY!! basically, aoi is a self-centered little shit (i imagine since she's the youngest and both natsume and her father are always protecting her, she might have become a little spoiled) and her presence in class b would have been amazing.

to be very serious about it, aoi's presence would have been very intriguing in the escape arc (she could have been around to see her mother die, for example, so maybe that scene wouldnt have been so brushed over), she couldve provided extra comfort to natsume when mikan was trapped in the labyrinth, and she and ruka could've had some bonding when it comes to natsume's death. honestly, i dont see anything changing in a huge way, but her presence couldve added to the story, to the themes, to the mood, etc.

on a FUNNY note, though... aoi would bring so much chaos! as far as i can tell, only koko, ruka, and tsubasa know that natsume loves mikan. and none of them would tell ever--ruka out of loyalty and also bc he likes mikan too, tsubasa out of fear of retribution, and koko out of... i'd like to say loyalty too, but maybe a little fear. but aoi? aoi isn't scared of her brother! and she would make fast friends with mikan, as we already saw. i think it would take her no time at all to figure out natsume likes her, and bc she'd want to "help", she might suggest things. and the whole time natsume is eyeing her bc he knows he can't control her and she is a huge risk for letting something "slip". her "loyalty" would take the form of matchmaking and bc there's no fear there, there's no way to stop her.

additionally, i'd love to see her interact with the class b kids. teasing natsume, hanging out with ruka and mikan... and i'd love to see which other class b kids she clicks with!

my bitterness over aoi not becoming mikan's classmate is from the fact that the story wouldn't even have to change that much. natsume is still doing missions anyway. and that chapter with the newspapers is already SO boring (no offense but jfc), that adding or changing it a bit to allow aoi to stay wouldnt have affected much (and might have made it better). i just dont like her being a one-off character when she had so much potential and was so fascinating.

(also fanfic always features her as nice but shy, almost like nobara, when all i want is aoi being a cheerful but self-centered little shit.... it's so unfair!!!!)

#so long story short #i just dont understand why she WASNT made a classmate. w minimal shifts in story around that one already boring chapter #we could have had her for much longer #besides natsume isnt even alone anymore. that part of the story is done. so adding one more person wouldnt have hurt his arc either #I DO NOT GET IT #i love u aoi pls come back pls pls #AND THEN SHE WASNT EVEN THE HEROINE OF KAGEKI #im gonna riot i stg. no offense but i just. could not bring myself to care abt hikari no matter how many times i read it #but aoi???? come on.... i already love her i need more of her #hyuuga aoi #my babyyyyy #ga #gakuen alice #tardytothepardy #answered #WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLL ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEP

[marigoldstereo]

sometimes i think i'm not as crazy as i like to believe but then my landlord raises the rent and suddenly i'm threatening to break her kneecaps with full intentions on going through with it

#beginning to think capitalism is actually my main trigger #landlords specifically send me into gorilla violence levels of rage #anyone who makes a profit off of things we need to live deserves to be shot #but yeah my rent is now an extra 300 a month to 'fall in line with other houses in the area' #so long story short #'i'm not earning as much money as the other landlords :(' #kill yourself like actually #parasite scum of society

[unfinishedjulyrainarchive]

♡ If might just be my Eren Yeager shirt giving me some extra motivation but you know what, you rock. I admire each and everyone of you and yes, while I might more with one and less with the other, each interaction is of value. I am grateful to those I write almost daily with and we have so many ships and insiders, it's their own little world. I cherish that. I also cherish those that write with me occasionally and when they have time, ofc also those that are discord focused. Or that mainly send asks. Insecure me tries to make this my own safe haven again and I wanna start with sending this shoutout to you guys. Also please forgive me for being a snail.

#( * ooc ) #so long story short #everyone is valued #in their own way #and i only mean it in the best and most positive way

[dreamcast-official]

my soul almost left my body

#so long story short #i had my sky mirage toy in my backpack today cuz i was anxious and carrying toys helps me w that #my friends wanted to see it in action but it wasnt lighting up #i almost died about it #but then one of em suggested it was the batteries #so i got to the mall (where im having lunch) and bought batteries #and that was the problem and everything is fine

[stil-lindigo]

the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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creative notes:

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#cw: emotional abuse #cw: gaslighting #cw: animal death #charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic #i love playing with the concept of religion like this #im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years #and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god. #and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead #but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so #anyway #one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name. #it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable. #but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning #he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god. #so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything. #“give me your heart.” #“my god. it had always been yours.” #comic art #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!

[goodmorrowing]

https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorrowing/723525304353685504/today-is-the-day-dani-is-dragging-jamies-ass-to?source=share

So is Jamie going to Oppenheimer all alone? 🥲

i think jamie did barbenheimer exactly how i did barbenheimer: barbie at 8am and oppenheimer at 11pm. granted i think jamie's reason for spacing them out like that is a little different than mine but it gives dani an ample amount of time to recover from the emotional wreck that is greta gerwig's barbie and work up the strength to accompany jamie to oppenheimer.

#detective au #so long story short #nope

[saebaragi]

my mom: if you still can't sit we have to go to the hospital again

me: i can, in fact, sit. i just feel too much pain doing it.

#so long story short #i fell in a very stupid way a few days ago then i pretended nothing happened for like two days #the i finally went to the hospital and they told me i didn't broke anything and gave me mes I'm supposed to take till tomorrow #but i'm still in a lot of pain and my mom is very worried #i'm worried too but seeing her worry hurts more then my worries

[solemn-siren]

I was wondering, which of the 3 dream islands do you like the most (Fairy Tale, Goofball, Jade Scarab)

Hmm all of them have great points

Fairy Tale had great characters, and with the Baron’s chaos seems like there’s more to the story than what we currently have

Goofball has the best concept. I love the idea of silly people and bland people living on the same island

Jade Scarab had the best story compared to the others

#So long story short #all of them #answered asks