You know, all things considered since he fought a tiger man, he could have been a lot worse
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Just did my pulls for Albedo and well...
This boy first got in the way... and then I had to go to soft pity again for Albedo. But it's fine!
Then I did a single ten pull on the weapon banner because I wanted Jade Cutter and Xiphos' Moonlight (for my Kazuha)... well, I was at 15 pity on weapon banner... now I have Nilou's weapon and Xiphos... yay? (I do not want Nilou, probably ever, so we'll have to see who gets the HP stick xD)
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Hey um. @tumblr. Can you not show me straight up gore in your ads without a community label? Thank you, goodnight <3
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I suppose Baldito has noticed that I'm ill (the 'rona got me after all, despite all precautions), so he's not only cuddling up in bed with me rn, he even stayed when I stretched out one foot and accidentally touched him 🥺😭💖
What is worrying me though is that he's been sneezing a few times today, too. He was rather dusty after his 1 hour outdoors adventure while I was ventilating the flat, so I hope he just inhaled some dirt.
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I’m graduating university today and I already hate this. It’s too hot. They won’t let me keep my emotional support leather jacket with me. My grandmother is here. Just one minor frustration after the other.
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Ok so I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of researching period food & recipes, and,,,,
"one fifteenth century recipe contains the word "Chickens" four times-with four different spellings, of which the first is "Schyconys.""
excuse me medieval people but what the fuck
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stuff hermits have been excited about the mail system for
- spam
- sending each other tnt (doesnt work because shulker boxes dont light tnt)
- reaching impulse about his equine extended warranty
- licking hermits faces
- spam
- stealing other hermit’s mail
- committing mail fraud
- spam
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The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*
Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?
Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.
Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?
Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out
Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*
Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!
Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair
Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?
Duke: he got 'vanish'
Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'
Damian: me next, 'read'
Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.
Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.
Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.
Damian: *running to the library*
Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?
Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'
Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League
Bruce: I don't like this game
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