dbd ghostface is like riddler except he gets bitches
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[8/7] his day ♡
The capricious pharaoh drives away his servants, while a delinquent soldier, who's never served in the palace, is sent to him to the mercy. The mistake with a hand fan could really cost Cross his life, but Shattered finds it so amusing that he spares him :'D
Shattered Dream from shattereddreamsau by galacii-gallery / galacii || Dream by jokublog
Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95
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jc can't escape his fate of becoming a milf
“Sorry Jin Ling, he’s OUR uncle now”
He is irresistible to all, the platonic Mumcle energy is too strong even apart from him being a MILF
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no but karkat being bad at coding is actually instrumental to his characterization because coding means having an excess of patience, being able to pay attention to absolutely minuscule details, working in small, manageable chunks rather than focusing on the picture, and also trying not to get too pissed because Javascript keeps putting an extra ' even though i typed \' BECAUSE I WANTED THE CONSOLE TO PRINT THE FUCKING QUOTATION MARK NOT BECAUSE IM DECLARING A NEW STRING WITHIN A STRING but its LITERALLY just a shitty little mark, it barely even counts as quotation, it has no fucking business having the authority to quote someone because when i run the STUPID Fucking Code Javascript starts SCREAMING AT ME about shit being Undeclared and it's YOU. YOU ARE THE ONE DECLARING IT YOU PERSNICKETY MECHANICAL FOOL. DON'T YOU DARE PIN THE BLAME ON ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FILL IN MY CODE EVEN BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO FILL IN MY CODE. AND WHO THE FUCK IS GIVING YOU THE RIGHT TO AUTOMATE SHIT? YOU CAN BARELY RUN A SIMULACRA OF WIPING YOUR OWN GAPING ASSHOLE WITHOUT SCREAMING IN ABJECT HORROR WHENEVER I ATTEMPT TO LINK MORE THAN THREE SCRIPTS. BUT SURE! FUCK! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN I DO I FUCKING GUESS!!!!
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Nico, befriending Jason and Reyna in rapid succession largely by accident: I am aware of the effect I have on praetors.
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The King of Curses and King of My Heart
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Thinking about Phoenix getting gray hairs today…. salt and pepper stubbles…. silver streaking through his hair….
Also thinking about Miles getting gray hair (booking an appointment with his hairdresser as soon as he notices, my god he can’t let anyone know) (Phoenix stroking through his hair in the evening and saying how much he loves his little white hairs, they’re actually growing old together isn’t that romantic ‘*wailing* YES. YES ISN’T IT. ROMANTIC *louder wailing*’)
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‼️RESIDENT LOVER SOILERS‼️
Just some Bela headcanons because she’s so pookie bear💞 @resident-lover
General/Good ending ones
Now some sad ones
That is all😌
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