#so here’s Doofs for real

[lieutenantselnia]

I was looking through my 2D Doof image folder and randomly came across this picture I didn't remember I had saved, please he looks so adorable😭💕

#he's evil but he's also just a silly little man :3 (I love him with all my heart) #no but for real he looks sooo cute smiling like that💕 it's nice to see him have a small moment where he just seems happy and content #fyi the screencap is from his and Charlene's song from the special episode and it's a still frame that appears for like 1 second lol #only thing that bothers me slightly it the fact he's wearing shoes in the house (we don't do that here) #ik it's a cartoon so most characters just wear their signature outfit anywhere and they didn't wanna bother designing a new one #but when Selina moves in with him he'll have to stop that lmao #on that note I've been thinking of giving him a more casual/comfy outfit but I have no idea what could fit him😭 #like his original outfit looks badass and all but 1) he's gonna boil in the summer heat #and 2) I don't think it's the most comfortable for things like a cozy evening on the couch or stuff like that - so yeah🤷‍♀️ #2nd dimension doofenshmirtz #2d doofenshmirtz #2d doof #doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #across the second dimension #across the 2nd dimension #at2d #atsd #screenshot #f/o: 🚂 #f/o gush #f/o appreciation #selnia talks

[shima-draws]

Currently rotating Perry and Doof in my head like a microwave. What is wrong with them. Perry has a very happy life living with his boys and yet he and Doof are so codependent that they literally cannot function without each other. Perry catches Doof cheating on him with Peter and is so heartbroken he has a gay montage song about it. He shows up to kick Doof’s ass on a daily basis but will never let any real harm come to him. He lets Doof ramble on about his backstories and trauma and politely waits for him to finish, which is considered a high honor coming from a secret agent. Doof gets upset if Perry arrives late or leaves early. He feels betrayed whenever Perry gets called off to do something else when they’re in the middle of a fight. In the rare moments where he and Perry work together he gets so excited and always gushes about how they make the perfect pair. He holds Perry to a very high degree of respect and usually complains about other agents not being able to meet the standards Perry has set. Doof considers Perry family. Perry always tries to cheer Doof up when he’s depressed. Doof actually considers his friendship with Perry to be one of the very few stable, solid relationships he has in his life and literally calls Perry his rock. Perry will hold Doof’s hand if asked. Even when Doof is driving him up the wall Perry will still go out of his way to help him or at the very least humor him. Doof makes DEI feel like a second home to Perry and sometimes offers to do fun things after Perry’s done thwarting him. There’s literally a billion references and hints to their relationship being romantic coded. Why are they like this. Why do I have to sit here and get emotional over an autistic ADHD trauma-ridden evil scientist and his best friend secret agent platypus. I hate them

#Shima speaks #GOD DAMMIT I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR. UGHHHH #PnF #Phineas and Ferb #Doofenshmirtz #Dr Doofenshmirtz #Heinz Doofenshmirtz #Perry the platypus #Agent P #Perryshmirtz #I guess. YEAH. I GUESS

[pftones3482]

"Ummm they toned down the abuse from Gabe in Percy Jackson because it's a kids show, stop being mad about it"

Ignoring the fact that it's also a children's book, let's take a look at some children's media in the last couple decades that depict parental abuse towards children that isn't physical, but still makes the abuse feel real:

1. Harry Potter. I'm loathe to even put it on here bc of how much I hate JKR, but HP DOES depict child abuse in probably one of the best ways of any modern media. As far as I can remember (correct me if I'm wrong), the Dursley's never lay a hand on Harry. But it is never even questioned if they're awful people towards Harry - they literally make him sleep in a closet.

2. Matilda. Like do I even need to explain this one? Abuse from not only her whole family (again, NONE of it physical from what I recall), but also from other authority figures. And she's not the only character who deals with parental abuse - Miss Honey is a grown adult shown to be dealing with the negative effects of an abusive parental figure.

3. Phineas and Ferb. Laugh all you want, but Doofenshmirtz's parents were genuinely awful to him. His stories are just tamed down in a way that's palpable to a much younger audience while still also being clear abuse - a young child can chuckle at his stories but STILL understand why maybe some of his stories would turn him evil.

4. Avatar the Last Airbender. Zuko's father physically disables his own son. Not to mention the constant emotional neglect and manipulation on top of it, the writers never held back on how bad his father was. Even if he hadn't scarred Zuko, he would still be a clear depiction of an abusive parent.

5. The Willoughbys. The parents are so awful that the kids literally plot to murder them. The parents abandoned them to freeze to death on top of a mountain. Enough said.

6. Percy fucking Jackson.

Percy Jackson IS a book made for kids that depicts child abuse from a parent - and not only does it depict child abuse, it depicts spousal abuse.

I know Percy doesn't know that Gabe is physically hurting Sally in the beginning of the book. But we as the audience know that Gabe DOES hurt Percy. There is not a single sign in the new show that Percy has anything more than a snarky, annoyed view of Gabe.

Gabe is supposed to be smelly and disgusting, a drunk (which, even if they can't depict that in a Disney show, you can still play around with his grossness), a slob, and a gambler. He's barely even greasy in the show. Literally they could have just had him belch a few times or eat messily and it would have given off a better impression of his character. Instead, he just quips back and forth with Percy and then later is just...whining. He's whiney. He does not ring as a man who abuses his family, emotionally OR physically, he rings as a pathetic step-dad figure who can't support himself (which is ALSO not canon, because in the book he runs an auto store! His abuse towards Sally is not for lack of money, it's just because he's a dick!!!) The fact that I think that Doof's parents in Phineas and Ferb are more overtly abusive than him on screen is actually absurd.

And Sally fell flat. Her character in the book doesn't yell literally ever - not once in the whole series can I recall her legitimately yelling at someone. Her persona is kind and gentle in the books and as for wits, she's clever, and sneaky, and cunning. She fights back with Gabe in ways that we as the audience can see, but Gabe misses because he's so dense.

Take the bean dip scene.

In the show, she basically is like "Yeah yeah I'll make the bean dip, shut up" and Gabe just whines about the sour cream while they yell at each other.

In the book? That's her bargaining chip to take the car for the weekend. That's her ticket out of the house. Bribery. Not just placating a whining husband - she bribes him in the books.

And her yelling back? Just feels so unnatural to Sally Jackson as a whole. I saw someone say she feels like Disney girl-bossed her, and they're right. She doesn't feel like Sally Jackson. She feels like just another cut and paste Disney woman who's snappy and doesn't take shit.

And to be clear - the OG Sally Jackson also didn't take shit. She was just so much more clever about it, in a way that made sure Percy never saw her actively yell. She doesn't have to be snarky and rude to get her way. Percy knows she's fighting back without physically fighting, and that's what makes her so strong. Sometimes you have to fight more with your wits and cleverness than you do with screaming and fists

(Gee...wonder what other character Percy ends up really admiring that also holds that philosophy in life?)

Anyway...all that said, stop blaming the fact that it's a children's show on Gabe's watered down personality. Children's shows/movies and family shows/movies have been depicting serious parental abuse and neglect for decades, in both realistic and more humorous ways that don't take away from the neglect. Kids can handle it, because there are kids going through it.

To say that "It's a kids show, kids shouldn't have to see that," is a disservice to the kids who need to see that, so they know that they can get away too, and they don't have to get physical to do it.

Also, this version of Gabe? Doesn't deserve to die. He's just annoying, not an asshole that scares Percy more than literal monsters do.

#pjo #percy jackson #pjo series #gabe ugliano #sally jackson #disney #yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me

[jurakan]

The BIONICLE world has a canonical...hell?

Oh yeah, that's A Thing. I had been toying with that as a Fun Fact, but I kind of assumed we were all like

But I'm happy to hear I can put this back on the slate! So! Today You Learned about Karzanhi!

In BIONICLE, the main inhabitants of the world are these worker fellows called the Matoran, (the people the Toa protect) and they need to keep working for their world to keep functioning (this seems dystopian to me, but the story kind of glosses over that).

The Matoran have this legend that if you're a very good little worker you're sent to Artakha, a divine workshop island kingdom ruled by an entity also known as Artakha. They would work in this ultimate workshop with Artakha to create cooler gadgets and buildings than anywhere else in the world.

But if you're a bad little worker, you're sent to Artakha's brother, Karzanhi. There bad little workers go to his dark kingdom, and are never seen again...

Obviously we have Heaven and Hell parallels here. In the actual story, most of the characters don't believe this is real. In one book, the heroes come across an evil vine creature that's named Karzanhi after the legend.

But then a bit later we find out that Karzanhi is totally real...

Except... he's kind of a doof. See, bad workers weren't sent to his kingdom as punishment, they were sent because Karzanhi's job is to fix them (these are bionic beings, remember?). The idea was Matoran who were bad workers because they needed some kind of repairs were sent to his kingdom for him to repair and send back. But Karzanhi was garbage at his job, so instead of sending them back after "repairing" them, he just sent them away, or kept them in his own kingdom. The reason Matoran never came back was because he was hiding his own shoddy work.

In fact, he also doesn't realize anything exists outside of his own work. When the heroes pass through his kingdom trying to get to the Plot, he doesn't believe that they're saving the world because as far as he knows, the world is just peachy! When he finds out from them how bad things are, he decides to take a hand in world events himself. And predictably, screws things up even worse.

[He also eventually gets a set that looks nothing like his illustration, because mutation shenanigans, but whatever.]

So yeah! BIONICLE Hell! If you ever see me use 'WTK' that stands for "What the Karzanhi?" We in the BIONICLE fandom used it back on BZPower.

#BIONICLE #Today You Learned #Fun Fact Friday #Karzanhi

[the-s1lly-corner]

JONATHAN AND GN!READER AND THEIR ANTICS !!!!!!!

Antics w/ Jonathan and Reader!

I did a similar post yesterday!! (Linked at the end, hopefully, I'm mobile and sometimes tumblr can be weird)

I'm so so sorry it took my so long to get this request <\\3 I was trying to come up with new ideas so it could be different than the other ask <\3, which I highly recommend checking out! Imma be real I'm not totally confident in how this one turned out so that second post can be like an extra/make up <\3

I wasnt sure if you wanted this to be platonic or have them dating so!! It's mostly written as vague in that department!!

Jonathan doesn't strike me as the person who goes out and does things a lot

Just. Wake up, work, home, sleep, repeat.. he'll sometimes send texts to friends and family to schedule a lunch here and there but

That's about it, hes not very social

So a lot of these antics are really going to be made through you making the plans; with the shenanigans really being unplanned byproducts

Honestly I can totally see Jonathan starting shit with someone, be it accident or on purpose, prompting both of yall having to hightail it out of the area

Reminds me of that part from one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies, where greg n rodrick do that fake puke prank on the guy and have to make a run for it

Actually I can totally see yall subtly being menaces and fucking with people

Maybe not a fake puke prank persay but

Yk?

No crime stuff; I only really see that becoming a thing after he becomes Spot! Both from how he worded his whole "turning to a life of crime" thing and the fact he just

Lacks the experience and confidence

Moving on

Maybe it's just my "let's get silly with the writing" part of me, or it's my need for chaos (arguably the same thing), but

I feel like

Somehow, you guys would accidentally probably maybe kinda sorta

Wreak havoc in ways spot could only dream of (before doing the whole. Bouncing across the multiverse thing)

Yall could probably start the day wanting to go to some food truck and

End it by spending a night in jail

Neither of you are allowed anywhere near food trucks after that /j

No but serious note, Jonathan is basically a hermit, he doesnt like leaving his apartment unless he has to; people are just, so

Eeuuughchk!

So when you two hang out it's either his place or yours

But that's not to say it isnt fun!

Hes got normal stuff people have in their homes, like board games and consoles

And also science doohickies

Yeah people have that in their houses, that's a normal thing

Ngl if you give him any ideas for machines or whatnot hes totally going to give it a try

See previous post with a trans s/o, he would make the transgenderinator if you asked him to

Well now hes just turning into doof

Ykw

I feel like he'd take you to alchemax to show off stuff but like

If you asked nicely

How can he say no to that face?

And also he has no backbone

That's not to say you would pressure him, though! Because that's not cool, dont pressure people. But like, he would cave in the way of "I know it's not that serious and I know they'll probably understand if I say no, but I don't want to ever risk disappointing them ever in my life, so I'm gonna say yes!" Kind of way

He just like me frfr

And this is assuming you even know about alchemax

Which personally, unless you're in some way associated with it, I'm p sure be would have a strong boundary to keep you out of it

This is really just turning into a general ramble <\3

Anyways

I dont have many ideas since I struggle with general hcs like this but!! Yeah!! Definitely recommend the linked post for a better more cohesive (?) List of ideas and hcs!! This post kinda

Made me realize I dont have many hcs for Jonathan outside of making his personality a smart pathetic science man

Gotta fix that , give him some hobbies n stuff in the future

Link to a similar post!

#atsv spot #atsv #the spot #the spot x reader #spot x reader #jonathan ohnn #jonathan ohnn x reader

[nsomniacsdream]

I'm not gonna bother trying to cite this, because it's a vibe I catch, not so much a filled out theory. Candace Flynn resents that her mom remarried. (average child of divorce reaction)

So here's the thing, she always yells for Phineas, very rarely Ferb. She barely says his name thru the entire series. Except for the time she's trying to convince phineas that Ferb is an alien. And the more important point, which when I point out to people, they're always surprised by. Candace shows zero respect for Lawrence, her stepdad. Think about it, She's alwyas trying to invoke the punishment of her mom, even when the boys are doing something WITH their dad. She doesn't recognize Lawrence as an authority with the right to make decisions about what the boys are allowed to do. She clowns right in his face and doesn't expect any kind of consequences because he's 'not her real dad'. That's an educated guess, not something explicit in canon.

Like for real, Lawrence is almost always aware of what they're doing, he's aware that the boys are meticulous about making sure that what they're doing is safe (within certain measures of safe), and is often involved directly. The boys often tell their mom straight up what they're doing. That she seems to assume they're talking about their imaginations isn't their fault. But from the boys perspectives (pointed out in the episode where Candace has a dream about the boys being busted and sent to military school) they have permission and appropriate parental supervision. Candace even gets them to call Mom and tell her exactly what they're doing and ask her to come home and look, they're not guilty in any way. What is Candace actually trying to accomplish? She just wants to inflict punishment on her brothers. To an extent that she's severely negatively impacting her life. She almost loses her friends (that they keep coming back is a miracle), she's constantly blowing off or coercing her boyfriend, her entire life is subsumed by her desire to hurt her brothers. I have to assume that Candice is both the protaganist and the antagonist of the show. The true struggle of the show is Candace struggling against her own impulses. Perry and Doof are a great b plot, whatever the boys are doing are just a setting. Candace struggling against herself because she's not being given the help she so obviously and desperately needs is the real subject of Phineas and Ferb.

I'm writing this out here because i'm sure my wife is getting tired of my thesis level rants about every episode of pnf we watch (which is a lot and often).

#PnF #phineas and ferb #candace flynn #don't kill me #not looking for beef #candace flynn is a monster

[thedailyplatypics]

Best Platypus Character Contestants so far:

Patricia (Spliced)

Syd (2000 Summer Olympics)

HMAS Platypus II (Poll to decide qualification )

Plato (Wild Kratts)

Gus (Pete the Cat)

Littlest Pet Shop Platypus Hasbro

Camp Camp Platypus

Candace Flynn (Platypusified)

Doofapus

Cavenpus

Doof’s Platysona (buff)

Platyapple

Isaac (1544cimn Platypus Sona)

Jerry The Platypus

Duck with a Beaver Tail taped on

Hope (Imaplatypus_arts persona)

Dr. Starline (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Camo Camo (Sanrio (Paradise Lives)

Joe (Chasm flash game)

P-P-Platypus (Steve Axtell)

Plaidypus (Gravity Falls: Journal 3)

Grace platypus (El Goonish Shive/ Dan Shive)

CERN Platypus COLLIder

Platypus (Schleich) (Poll to decide qualification)

Parker (Penguins of Madagascar)

Platypus Toy (MLP)

Plato Pushpin (Spy Fox: Operation Ozone)

Puberty Platypus (TheOdd1sOut)

Random Platypus (Pnf Primal Perry)

Here’s the form to add anymore characters!:

The only rule is that Perry The Platypus cannot be entered because he would obviously win. Real platypuses are also not characters.

#best platypus character contest #platypus #tumblr polls #tournament polls #character tournament #tumblr tournament #best platypus character tournament #characters #animals #phineas and ferb #bracket tournament #fandom tournament #tournament poll #sonic the hedgehog #australia #pete the cat

[best-bff-brawl]

Best BFF Brawl: Round 3| Match 6

Propaganda Beneath the Cut

Ken Kaneki and Hideyoshi Nagachika

(Spoilers)

They were friends since they were kids, even went to the same university together, and when Kaneki suddenly became a cannibal against his will, Hide just didn't care and went to great lengths to protect him from the cops (massive oversimplifications here but I'm writing this under the assumption you have not read or watched tg lol). Kaneki didn't know that Hide knew and Hide didn't tell him he knew until the end where HE OFFERED HIM HIS OWN FLESH SO KANEKI COULD REGENERATE A LARGE WOUND and then dedicated the next three years of his life to helping Kaneki's shitshow of a life from the shadows until he could come out of hiding bc an organization the controlled the world wanted him dead for knowing too much but that's a whole 'nother story lmao

Perry and Doof

Okay look I know they are technically nemeses but as the show progresses they are so good to each other (aside from, in Doof's words: the "cartoonish acts of physical violence") I MEAN LOOK AT THEM HOLDING HANDS WHEN PERRY HELPS HIM MAKE AN INATOR!!! Also Doof says several times stuff like Perry is his "rock" and stuff like that.

"Doof loves his enemy" - Tilly Green

Whether you take it romantically or platonically, it's no news that these two are not real enemies, their fights are treated like a job (Especially shown in the episode "My Fair Goalie") And when off work, they actually get along. They literally had a breakup episode lmao.

#ken kaneki #hideyoshi nagachika #tokyo ghoul #dr. doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #phineas and ferb #best bff brawl #polls #tumblr polls #round 3

[cantdanceflynn]

OK HERES MY PROPAGANDA TO EITHER SUBMIT, OR IF SHE GETS IN, VOTE FOR, CANDACE FLYNN TO @he-would-not-fucking-say-that.

I AM GOING TO PREFACE THIS BY SAYING THAT WHILE I FULLY TRUST ONLY FIVE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS FANDOM W CANDACE THE MAJORITY OF YOU R PROBABLY FINE. IF UR MY MUTUAL UR DEFINITELY FINE. I AM NOT TRYING TO INSULT ANYONE I AM SIMPLY SAYING THAT THE FANDOM IN GENERAL TENDS TO RLY FUCK UP CANDACES CHARACTER IN BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE WAY

1: LITERALLY THE WRITERS ALSO DID THIS. WHILE CANDACE HAS BETTER CONSISTENCY THEN LIKE. LINDA OR MINOR/STRAIGHT UP MADE TO BE DISLIKED CHARACTERS, THERE ARE SO MANY MOMENTS THAT ARE JUST MEAN AND OOC TO HER.

AND SHES AN INTENDED BUTT-MONKEY, IM NOT JUST SAYING BAD STUFF HAPPENS TO HER, IM SAYING AN EPISODE STRAIGHT UP LIES AND SAYS SHES NEVER DONE ANYTHING NICE FOR HER BROTHER EVER(EVER?!!!?!!) BEFORE THAT EPISODE. DESPITE HER CANONICALLY BEING A GOOD SISTER. AND THIS KINDA THING DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN BUT IT HAPPENS ENOUGH THAT LIKE. U NOTICE WHEN SHES A BIT TOO MEAN OR TOO MUCH OF A PUSHOVER OR A BIT TOO INTENTIONALLY ANNOYING OR WEIRD FOR THE SAKE OF GOING "ISNT SHE ANNOYING AND WEIRD?" FOR NO REAL REASON

2: SHE IS A COMPLEX, WRITTEN AS A TEEN BC SHES A TEEN, ND-CODED OLDER SISTER FEMALE CHARACTER IN DISNEY MEDIA. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE ABOUT HOW THE FANDOM MISINTERPRETS HER? BC I WILL

3: THE BIGGEST USUAL OFFENDER I WILL SEE IN BASICALLY EVERYTHING IS SHE IS EITHER COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH BUSTING TO A FRANKLY OOC AMOUNT(LIKE. IT GETS TO "SHED LET SOMEONE SHE LOVES ALMOST/ACTUALLY DIE FOR A CHANCE AT IT" BAD SOMETIMES), OR SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT BUSTING THEM AND SHE'LL STOP AT THE SLIGHTEST INSTANCE DURING THE EVENTS OF THE SHOW(WHEN ITS LITERALLY HER WHOLE MOTIVATION FOR 95% OF THE SHOW. LIKE HER THING IS BUSTING SHE CAN 100% PUT IT OFF IF SHE NEEDS TO BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BASICALLY EVER). ITS IN LIKE. EVERYTHING. ITS INSANE. THERE ARE SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THIS FANDOM WHO THINK SHE EITHER BARELY CARES ABOUT HER MAIN MOTIVATION OR THAT SHED LET SOMEONE SHE CARES ABOUT GET STABBED OVER IT.

4: SHE IS SO DEMONIZED. THE PNF FANDOM, DESPITE BEING SUCH A NEURODIVERSE FANDOM, IS LIKE THE PEAK EXAMPLE OF HOW ND-CODED CHARACTERS TEND TO EITHER GET INFANTALIZED OR DEMONIZED DEPENDING ON HOW "CUTE" THEIR USUAL TRAITS AND STIMS ARE. DESPITE DOOFENSHMIRTZ ACTING LIKE HER MOST OF THE TIME, AND BEING TREATED AS MORE ANNOYING THEN CANDACE USUALLY, HES ALL FINE AND CUTE WITH HIS RELATABLE QUIRKS, MEANWHILE CANDACES R USUALLY SEEN AS ANNOYING OR TOO EXTREME. THE PARALLELS ARE LITERALLY INTENTIONAL AND PEOPLE ACT LIKE SHES HORRIBLE AND ANNOYING COMPARED TO DOOF.

5: HER RELATIONSHIPS WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE GETS AFFECTED BY PEOPLE DISLIKING HER. SO MANY PEOPLE END UP PUTTING HER RELATIONSHIP WITH JEREMY DOWN AS HER BEING CREEPY AND WEIRD AND SCARING HIM OFF WHEN THATS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF CANON, OR DECIDING STACY WOULD GET TIRED OF HER BUSTING OBSESSION AND STOP BEING HER FRIEND WHEN THE SHOW PULLED THAT AND CANONICALLY SHOWED ITD WORK ITSELF OUT BC CANDACE LEARNS TO MANAGE HER PRIORITIES!!!! THATS LIKE ONE OF THE BIGGEST CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THINGS AND I WILL RANT BOUT HOW PEOPLE DISRESPECT HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT LATER. OR THEY DECIDE THAT LINDA IS THE WORST MOM EVER SPECIFICALLY TO CANDACE TO A HORRIBLE EXTENT BC OF THE INCONSISTENT WRITING THERE, OR THAT SHE DOESN'T RLY CARE ABOUT HER BROTHERS, SHE JUST WANTS THEM IN TROUBLE DESPITE LIKE. EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN THING BOUT THE SHOW SAYING OTHERWISE. SO MANY PEOPLE GET HER DYNAMIC W PERRY WRONG TOO BUT THATS USUALLY LESS OUT OFMISINTERPRETINGN HER AND MORE BC ITS COMPLICATED.

SOME PEOPLE GENUINELY GET TO THE CONCLUSION THAT NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY BE PATIENT ENOUGH TO DEAL W CANDACE BESIDES JEREMY, STACY, AND HER DIRECT FAMILY BC SHE'S SO ANNOYING DESPITE HOW DEEPLY CANONICALLY UNTRUE EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THAT IS.

5: NO ONE. FUCKIN RESPECTS HER CHARACTER COMPLEXITY. EVER. SHE DOESN'T JUST WANT TO BUST NON-STOP THROUGHOUT THE PLOT UP UNTIL SHE DOESN'T, SHE HAS A CURVE TO IT!!! SHE STARTS OUT WANTING TO BUST BUT WILLING TO PUT IT ASIDE EASILY ENOUGH IN VAGUE COMPARISON, ENDS UP STUCK IN THE CYCLE AND OBSESSED W BUSTING THEM TO A FAR GREATER EXTENT, BEFORE EVENTUALLY WORKING HER WAY OUT AND GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE HER PRIORITIES CAN BE HANDLED REASONABLY, EVEN IF BUSTING IS USUALLY AT THE TOP!!! AND SHE ABSOLUTELY HAS ISSUES W HER FAMILY, SHES NOT JUST ALWAYS PERFECT TO THEM OR ANYTHING, SHE GETS PISSED OFF AT HER BROTHERS AND MOM A LOT, BUT ITS VERY CLEAR HOW MUCH SHE LOVES THEM AND HOW MUCH SHE'D RISK FOR THEM CONSTANTLY!!!! SHE CAN BE STALKERISH, YEA, ESPECIALLY EARLY ON, BUT NOT ONLY IS IT BALANCED OUT BY THE FACT THAT JEREMY LITERALLY KNEW SHE WAS DOING IT, BUT SHE ALSO STOPS FAIRLY QUICKLY!!!

AND OFC THERES SHIT THAT THEY DONT UTILIZE ENOUGH W HER(HER TROUBLE SAYING NO, MALADAPTIVE DAYDREAMS, TROUBLES W LETTING HERSELF HAVE FUN AND DO THINGS OUTSIDE OF WHAT SHE BELIEVES IS EXPECTED, AND WHATNOT) BUT SHES SUCH A WELL FLESHED OUT CHARACTER, AND PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WELL DONE IN A WAY PEOPLE NEVER USE OR RECOGNIZE!!!! HER GENERAL THIRST FOR JUSTICE, HER ANXIETY (AND!!! HOW THE PEOPLE AROUND HER ACCOMMODATE HER SO WELL RATHER THEN JUST IGNORING IT LIKE SO MANY PEOPLE THINK), THE WHOLE GODDAMN CYCLE SHES TRAPPED IN AND HER ETERNALLY TRYING TO GET OUT???

NO ONE DOES SHIT W IT, NO ONE USES OR RESPECTS IT, AND SO FEW FUCKING PEOPLE EVEN RECOGNIZE THE CURVE OF HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ITS INSANE

6: OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE REMOVE HER CHARACTER ENTIRELY SO SHE CAN FIT IN THIS CUTE CANDY PINK BOX. SHES GIRLY, SHE LIKES PINK, WHATEVER!!!! SHES LOUD SHES RUDE SHES ALLOWED TO BE SELFISH AND PEOPLE WILL TAKE THAT ALL AWAY TO ACT LIKE SHES THIS CUTESY BITCH WITH NO FUCKING DEPTH BEYOND BEING THE PINK LOVEY ONE. LIKE ITS RARER TO SEE BUT ITS THE REASON THAT DESPITE HAVING CANDESSA AS A COMFORT SHIP I CANNOT STAND THE FANON FOR IT BC PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN DESPERATE TO REMOVE ANYTHING REAL ABOUT HER CHARACTER TO EITHER MAKE HER HORRIBLE IN WAYS SHE LITERALLY CANONICALLY WOULDN'T BE OR TOO SANDED OFF TO DO ANYTHING OR CARE BOUT ANYTHING!!!!!

IM SURE ILL THINK OF MORE AND ADD IT ON LATER THIS IS JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

#PHINEAS AND FERB #PNF #CANDACE FLYNN #PROPAGANDA #THIS HAS BEEN A POST.

[coldstar0605]

Anyone interested in an Invader Zim/Phineas and Ferb crossover I wrote notes for but never wrote?

Invader zim/Phineas and ferb

Zim in space

[Perry is trapped in a canary shaped cage]  

Doof: ah, Perry the Platypuses. What a precarious position you've found yourself in. And by precarious I mean 'canary-ous.'… Not gunna lie, this one came to me in a dream and when I was dreaming it was hilarious, but then I woke up and it didn't make any sense. Then I was like, 'I can make it make sense!' And here you are in a canary... Your 'pre-canary-ous' trap.  

 Zim and Doof battle in space

Secret OWCA satellite? Zim and Doof want?

Flyn-Fletcher house

Black object lands in back yard destroying creation of P&F just as Candace gets Mom and Dad outside.

Dad sees object an believes it to be proof of the Black Knight Satellite

Hotel room

Phineas, Ferb, and their dad settling in a rented room

Mr. Fletcher is meeting Prf. Membrane and giving a speech on the mysterious object

Phineas opens suit case to find Perry

P&F take Perry for a walk

Membrane House

Dib Watching Mysterious Mysteries  

Episode on the possible alien origin of the platypus  

                    Artist rendering of platypus alien spaceship

                    Up next interview with Officer X on hyper intelligent  penguins in NY  

Dib doesn’t buy it but curious  

Prf. Membrane tells Dib about Fletcher's  discovery thinking it would interest him and his Para-science  

Street

Dib meets P&F

Dib questions weird  

"He's a platypus; they don't do much."

Dib talks about Zim (Shows photos)

P&F think being a paranormal investigate would be awesome

"Ferb, I know what we're gunna' do today"  

"Hey! Where's your platypus?"

"don't worry, he runs off all the time."

"Oh, really..."

P&F check out Zim's house

Dib tracks Perry

Zim's base

              P&F knock on Zim's door activating Robo-parents(cut)

              Zim returns home and hears Phineas scream and a liquid splatter on the window

              "Robo-Parents, Did they eat another human child?"                Zim enters house to find Phineas ranting in horror about the terrible make-up of the robots

                 "where are your real parents"  

                 "GONE! There-there... Dead, yes, in, uh... the fire! Oh what a tragic past! Let me tell you"

                 (Impromptu flashback) "I was once an normal human stink child. I mean, I still am normal. But I was even more normal then! Look at those  

                 normal human pants."

                "We can't. this is a flashback"

                 "SILNCE!" (Tap water turned his skin green) Poisoned his parents and killed them

                 "Didn't you say they died in a fire?"

                 "oh, yes and then burst into flames or something... OH THE EMOTIONS!"

                 "This poor Kid. He built himself new parents just to have a normal life"

              P&F are convinced Zim is just a sad, sick, orphan and Dib is a bully

              Zim-Phineas-Ferb Red Team

Around town

Dib Finds out Perry is a secret agent

               Follows him to a showdown with Doofenshmirtz

               Doof's flashback about meeting aliens  

              Dib wants to use Doof to out Zim

              "Man kid, you're twisted. Have you ever thought of trying Evil?"

              Doof needs Dibs info to fight Zim                Doof needs to steal invitation from Rodney  

               Hinze-Perry-Dib Blue Team

Zim's base

              P&F Build giant robot using Irken tech

IDK wherever they can meet and work

              Massive NORM?

Outside convention

              Team Red and Blue meet in robots (essentially Doof vs Zim)

              P&F have created such a  monstrosity that even Perry cannot recognize their work

              Phineas leaves robot to run inside

              Perry is horrified to see Phineas

              Perry fights Dib for control to save Phineas

              and I mean fights

              Dib gives up and chases Phineas

Fletcher's speech:

              Phineas tries to reach Dads

              Dib catches up and Tackles Phineas

              Ferb catches up at takes Dib Down

              Perry and Doof arrive back stage

               Fletcher and Membrane chatting backstage (Laurence is terrified of the egotistical psychopath.)

                  Fletcher is about to drink tap water when Phineas knocks is out of his hand

                  "Don't drink the water! You'll turn green and explode!" hands him bottled water

                 Membrane: "Oh, nonsense children, nothing is better for you than water. in fact I've been working on a new 'Super Water'!"

                 Dib: "DAD! Don't listen to them There trying to sabotage--" (something happens and Dib, P&F run off)

                 "I'm so glad our boys are getting along"

              Dib confronts P&F

              Dib tackles P

              M&F break up fight  

              Dib is kicked out!

              Doof tries to stop them but Perry gestures for him to distract Membrane, Fletcher, and the crowd. GIR joins him!

          Phineas: Oh, there you are Perry

           Ferb: Lets never come back here.

           Phineas: You got that too! I'm not just being a jerk! I don't want to come back here either.

          Perry: 'Grrrrrrrr' of agreement

#P&F #Phineas and Ferb #perry the platypus #Dr. Doofenshmirtz #dib #invader zim #Zim #professor membrane #phineas #pnf ferb

[trrickytickle]

Phineas and Ferb tickle headcanons

you guys are feverish, a flushed color from crying out your tickly desires to my askbox or messages and I never echo back like a ghost town tends to. but @tickleu233 says "how about some tickle headcanons from phineas and ferb?" and i come screaming, with the souls of 400 stray banshees. LIKE LMAO IF UVE NEVER SCEEN PHINEAS AND FERB UM

but to all my requesters, (iykiyk) gitchee gitchee goo. srsly. i need to answer all dat grout in my askbox and im procrastinating bc i laughed at some random poast on the tickle tag for a straight min. ok im gonna try my absolute bestest

pictured, me when your mom

ALSO here's some research I compiled, study up

Phineas Flynn

okay what is the context for this

ok i feel like he wouldn't have problems or be stubborn or any sort as a lee. he's the bluntest yet most oblivious triangle lmao.

most frequent lees are ferb and candace, AND perry- they're siblings (family) alright and they got tons of bonding moments in the show, lol. esp candace when she gets REALLY high-strung, the boys gang up on her. it makes her W H E E Z E

has no problems with tickling. he WILL go a little too far as a ler tho. he seems like the type of mf to just be oblivious to the plight, and accidentally tease a shit ton. always gets wrecked back for being a little shit

it definetely inspired some of his ideas w/ ferb. maybe they got like 1212903109 tickle machine blueprints. like i can see them both planning to build one to annoy tf out of candace or their lil backyard gang. probbaly with the cartoon hands or some rotary feather blades HAOUUUGH cartoon tickle machines... i LOVE cartoony tickle machines u cant BELIEVE

SEE VIDEO ABOVE- they studied the reflexology of the foot lmao--- maybe that one blip in a montage lasted long real time

gets tickled by candace and ferb as well. prob w/ ferb its more brothery stuff like- rough housing and punch to the head while with candace its like affectionate? iykyk

Ferb Fletcher

BRI'ISH lmao

usually softspoken- laughs like thomas brodie sangster BC THATS HIS VOICE AND I LOVE TBS HES SO HES SO ok ill stfu

ler, his one line per episode can be reserved for a snarky teasing remark like "it's been one second." or something. definetly really blunt when it comes to tickling, keeps his same expression while his hands move dynamically, maybe.

embarrassed at being a lee specifically for vanessa. who wouldn't? goth gf omg

the most ler out of everyone here, he's literally so ler. Literally have not seen him laugh

buckles down laughing as a lee, usually wheezes a lot

Candace Flynn

me when I

HAUUUOOUGH that is a LEE. just.

she panics whenever "tickle" is said- probably second-ticklish to Phineas, worst spots are basically everywhere.

such a teasy ler, says stuff like "ooooh, you are SOOO getting it!" or even just straight up says "busted!". FEARED ler in the flynn-fletcher household, even by Perry. the fucking platypus

however that makes people want to get revenge. and revenge they get. super panicky lee, flinchy, leg-kicky, her laugh says it ALL. just- she has canonically been tickled TWICE, will bargain like HELL.

tickles her bf and siblings, verbal teases a shit ton

likes it when jeremy tickles her bc obviously, so it happens often, they switch. OH bless her, shes genuinely the funniest i thought she was annoying

does her little "hehehehe" AAAH

with her unlucky streak always ends up unintentional guinea pig for tickle related inventions.

Agent P

Heinz Doofenshmirtz

he's a platypus, but still. ticklish tummy and sides and stuff bc those are his anthro parts, pretends not to react in his disguise- but his "krkrkrkr" noise gets more high pitched and squeaky.

doof had to restart his monologue about some sort of bacckstory on why he made some random like banana-inator or something while he was being tickled lol

also under his tail and back.

once a tickling trap has managed to subdue him, but managed to get out. he's BAD fucking ASS guys i used to be obsessed with perry bc just- yes

laughter just sounds like the little perry sound ITS A CUTE SOUND

is also a canon ler. LIKE his little fingers omg

maybe his evil clone from the movies used tickles :> LIKE the dystopia setting that was so funny i loved it, i remember the hologram of major monogram showering

canon lee. take this knowledge as you will

either touch starved or absolutely tickle repulsed. perry canonically used it against him in combat

got tickled by norm before he programmed that out of him. some of the 'inators have turned on him. SPEAKING of that, great evil ler for sorta goofy hostage situations and interrogations. OWCA agent hostage situation, yk

invited perry over to work on his "evil laugh" or something would happen in the show and yk what else would happen.. maybe a tk fight

used to tickle vanessa a lot, she H A T E D it.

makes a bunch of stupid descisions that ends in him getting wrecked lol

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz

Reserved as fuck. refuses to crack, uses her stern voice through laughter, then breaks out into "KGH- HAHAHA-" sort of restrained laughter.

definetly had tickle-inators thrown at her as a halfhearted way to cheer this emo up by doofenshmirtz. i love doof hes funny lol

when she was friends w/ candace iirc, they probably had tk fights bc no matter how weirdly shaped they are, these are tickle headcanons, you can imagine them as regular human shaped lol

GOTH FRIENDS LIKE SHE HAS GLOOMY GOTH FRIENDS SHES A GOTH GIRL omg goth lee

this is what procrastination does to a mf but it was fun so it's ok I got to listen to the SONGSSSS THEY SLAP

#i had to look for the scenes on youtube :') #tickling #tickle community #t-word #tfb community #tickle fic #tickle #lee #tword #ler #tickle headcanons #tickling hcs #tickle hcs #tk hcs #tk headcanons #sfw tickling #sfw tickles #phineas and ferb tickle #cartoon tickling

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Best Phineas and Ferb Song Tournament: Round 1 (Part 1/2)

There are a lot of matches in this first round, so they are organized by when they occur.

March 31 (Yes, I seeded The Fail Wail as number 1. I can do what I want)

The Fail Wail vs. Sci-Fi Speculative

The Way of the Platypus vs. Breathe

What Might Have Been vs. Buildin’ a Supercomputer

Give Me Your Money vs. We Wanna Eat

There’s a Platypus Controlling Me vs. He’s Major Monogram

Mom Look vs. Let’s Go Digital

What Do It Do? vs. Not Knowing Where You’re Going

Candace Party vs. Good King Wenceslas

Gimme a Grade vs. Shimmy Jimmy

Phintastic Ferbulous Car Wash vs. Baljeet’s Explanation

Carl, the Intern vs. The Beak

Backyard Beach vs. Ballad of Badbeard

Big Ginormous Airplane vs. O.W.C.A.’s Goin’ Down

All the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be Divorced vs. What is This Thing?

Step into the Great Unknown vs. Ducky Momo is My Friend

History of Rock vs. Pinhead Pierre

I’m Me vs. And the Animals Go

S’winter vs. My Undead Mummy and Me

My Chariot vs. Hockey Z9

Shooting Star Milkshake Bar vs. Lots of Me

Serious Fun vs. Moon Farm

Yodel Odel Obey Me vs. Danville Swap Meet

Highly Unconventional Vehicle vs. My Wettest Friend

When Tomorrow is This Morning Again vs. Twelve Days of Christmas

Brand New Best Friend vs. She’s Candace

Big Brain vs. When Will He Call Me?

Adulting vs. All Terrain Vehicle

I’m Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun! vs. Mix’N’Mingle Machine

City of Love vs. Bad Luck

Platypus Walk vs. I’m Handsome

Weaponry vs. I Need My Letter Back

Busted vs. Pi

April 1

Summer, Where Do We Begin? vs. Sith Roast (Decaf)

Isabella’s Birthday Song vs. Funky Rhythms

Gotta Get Back in Time vs. Irish Rover

Back in Gimmelshtump vs. Zubada

My Goody Two-Shoes Brother vs. Improbably Knot

Get Ready for the Bettys vs. Funhouse

That Christmas Feeling vs. Real Boy

E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S. vs. Double Dutch

Thank You for Coming Along vs. Dr. Coconut

The Universe is Against Me vs. Triangulation

History of the Tri-State Area vs. Ain’t No Kiddie Ride

Watchin’ and Waitin’ vs. He’s Bigfoot

Truck Drivin’ Girl vs. I Walk Away

Bust Your Brothers vs. Army of Me

Football X7 vs. Let’s Spend Half a Day

Us Against the Universe vs. Shot in the Butt with a Dart

When We Didn’t Get Along vs. Paul Bunyan’s

Set the Record Straight vs. S’Fall

Happy New Year vs. Just the Two of Us

Let’s Take a Rocket Ship to Space vs. Doof’s Evil Hideout Vacation Swap

Queen of Mars vs. The Inator Method

Carl, Incognito vs. Evil Tonight

Impress My Professor vs. The Ballad of Klimpaloon

Big Honkin’ Hole in My Heart vs. Get Back Hair

Everything’s Better with Perry vs. Ant Society

There is No Candy in Me vs. F-Games

I Really Don’t Hate Christmas vs. Gotta Make Summer Last

Dance Baby vs. Bits of All of Us

Chains on Me vs. Jump Right to It

Do Nothing Day vs. Tour de Ferb

Just Passing Through vs. Der Kinderlumper

Fabulous vs. Sith Roast

Part 2 here!

#pnf #phineas and ferb #pnf songs #pnf songs tournament #phineas and ferb songs #pnf music #phineas and ferb music #dwampyverse

[thelasthalloween]

My LGBT MML headcanons

I’ve shared some of these on AO3 but not everyone has seen my AO3 so I’m putting this here

Milo is bi and nonbinary. Gender wise, nonbinary is simply the closest word he has to describe himself but otherwise describes himself as ‘just Milo’. He has no preference whatsoever for pronouns. Murphy’s Law seems to know what his gender is each day even when he doesn’t, because much like when he is sick it ebbs a bit when he feels more feminine.

I see Zack as some form of MLM. Probably questioning at the moment, though. He seems very much like the gay panic type to me (because let’s be real, he’s always panicking).

Melissa is a lesbian who HATES gender roles. I can kinda see her as being cool with she/they pronouns, but my gender headcanon for her is still uncertain.

I know the popular headcanon is that Dakota is bi, but my take is that he’s gay. I personally can’t see him being genuinely attracted to a woman, but I’m not here to judge those who can. Also his t guy swag levels are off the charts. (I am a trans guy and I want his gender so badly so the trans Dakota hc gives me so much joy)

Similar to my headcanon for Dakota, my sexuality headcanon for Cavendish goes against what I’ve seen from others and to me he’s bi. He just doesn’t realize it for a long time due to being autistic. I also love to think he’s nonbinary with a changing pronoun preference, and doesn’t conform to what cis people expect from a nonbinary person. (He keeps his first name and facial hair)

Doof is the trans and bi divorced dad icon we all need. I feel no elaboration is needed.

Now that I think about it, I see every Murphy as bi. We stan a family of disaster bis! Also, what is it with married Dwampyverse men in particular having bi wife energy? (Looking at Martin and Lawrence)

Basically, if a character has shown clear and constant heterosexual attraction, they are most likely bi to me. Also, the only person I can think of at the top of my head as 100% cishet is Orton Mahlson. My main reason being how he saw Cavendish and Dakota’s interactions and p much went “What’s better than this, just guys being dudes”

Gonna get some supporting characters all in one go so this post doesn’t get too long. Amanda is bi. Mort & Chad are gay. Elliot is pan and trans. Mr. Drako is gay and trans. Veronica is WLW. Bradley is gay and doesn’t know it. Brick and Savannah are gay and lesbian solidarity. I’m not talking about Ms. Murawski.

#milo murphy's law #my favorite characters have the longest sections so you can tell who they are #i love all the characters though i swear #also i doubt this will happen but if any homophobes or transphobes interact i will smite you myself

[pftones3482]

10, 21, 22 + all for Phineas and Ferb

Hello I PASSED the fuck out as soon as I got off my plane and got home, apologies for the late response

10. Worst part of fanon?

Apologies, but the Doof stans. I don't mean the fans, or people who enjoy his character, I mean the people who STAN him. I like Doof, I do, but I got so sick of him by the end of MML and it drives me up a wall when all the content in the tag is just of him (the real answer is the homophobic/ableist ass motherfuckers what are you even doing here?)

21. Part of canon you think is over hyped?

It's way too easy to say AYA, but AYA. (to be clear: the fans don't hype it up. Dan and Swampy hyped it up WAY too much for how trashy it ended up being). Garbage episode.

22. Your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores?

Buford! Is fucking!!!!! Smart!!!!!! He doesn't have a lot of common sense but he is literally book smart and everyone just fucking ignores that in favor of making him obtuse. This boy knows fluent French and you're telling me you think he's dumb???? Get out of here

Send me a number and a fandom and I'll give you my spicy hot takes

#pnf #phineas and ferb #asks #ask games #anon

[saveourskinship]

Thankathankathank youuuuu @akorah for the tag 🥰

Three Ships:

Dramione. Because kissing someone furiously while grumpily saying "You. It's you. It's always you but... Why does it have to be you" is my jam, bread, butter, marmalade and vegemite [marmite if you're heathen ie smutty]

Zutara. Because they make each other better. They move each other forward. Because fire. Because water. Because lightning. Because ice. Because scars. Because healing. Because because because.

Skam and Beadie. This is cheating because they are original characters I am writing. They are not even a couple but God help me am I the hell leaving space to write my own fanfiction about them. Maybe an HEA where they don't all die at the end. *shrugs*

First Ship:

In anything: Barbie and Action Man. Before I was even in school my sister and I would steal our brother's Action Man as Barbie's partner. Ken's job was Beach. Our Barbie needed a man with a plan.

In media: Sora/Kairi from Kingdom Hearts. I used to devour fanfic about them. Shout out to the one which sticks in my brain and introduced me to My Chemical Romance when Kairi got married to Squall because of something to do with Mickey being an little shitprick which I think was because of some soul signature nonsense? I can't remember and anyway Demolition Lovers was their wedding song and the bane of my mother's existence - Save's Emo Phase was born.

Last Song:

Girls Like You - The Naked and Famous (shit, this is actually a lie, but it's the last 'proper' song I listened to since I don't count the demo I'm making for my friend's satire girlpunk band she decided to create last night as a real song yet. It just has boop-boop-boops. Night Lunch can pull off songs with only doof-doofs and boom-booms. I cannot. So the demo won't be real until Sasha does the drums at least.)

Last Movie:

What A Girl Wants. Look. It's Amanda Bynes. I love Amanda Bynes. It is also Colin Firth and blue blood upper crust English vibes (done poorly, sure, but still). The last chapter of rose-petal compliments is needing all the help I can get it right now.

Currently Reading:

Harrow the Ninth - Tamsyn Muir

Lesbian necromancers in space. Need there be another reason?

Currently Watching:

Jujitsu Kaisen Season Two (Gojo, my love. I salivate, I wither, I breathe so much ecstasy I lack oxygen and die.)

Taskmaster NZ (rewatch. Like, no shade to my country or anything [said under the world's largest umbrella] but fuck we're shit.)

Last Thing I Wrote:

Like, as in finished? Because otherwise it would be this, right?

I wrote delivery instructions for a food order earlier today. Can't have done it very well because the driver still got confused and had to call me.

In terms of Things with Titles that are Complete™️, then an original folktale called.... fuck, what did I call it? I can't remember. It's about an unnamed protagonist and a boatman though. Still waiting on my rejection emails from the magazines I've submitted it to 😂

Currently Writing:

Let's skip over the arseholiness of me saying that I'm currently writing this again, shall we? (Let's not turtles-all-the-way-down my mentioning it either.)

Okay. Here we go:-

rose-petal compliments: dramione. Quiet luxury, Hermione is wealthy. Set in the Muggle world.

sacreligious inferences of a midnight paradise: dramione. Trope soup. Marriage law/fake dating/date or die. (Plus a bunch more tropes because why not?)

The Absolute and Total Defeat of One Draco Malfoy. Multi-ship. Crack. Crack from crest to cunt.

What's Owed When. Dramione. Unexpected Pregnancy. France. Delectomancy. Draco pines so hard he's basically a forest.

foil&fall. Tansy (Teddy Lupin/Pansy Parkinson). Fluff. Epistolary.

Untitled warfic. Dramione. My attempt at All Plot, No Vibes. Yes, you read that right. I'm trying to write something with NO VIBES ALL PLOT. (Draw a pentagram and sage for me, I bloody need it.)

The Environmental Suicide Club. Original YA speculative fiction. This is the one Skam and Beadie are from. Grief. Environmentalism. Nihilism. Set one generation in the future. Everyone dies at the end. A Fun, Very Good Time! Completely unmarketable! Wheeee!

Untitled socmed. Theomione. Writing this one with @they-call-me-megs A bunch of fun and one we return to when we're struggling for inspiration elsewhere.

Aster, the Star-Sailor. Original children's series. Sci-fi, pirate adventure. Came from writing the Tansy and I fell in love with it. Thanks, Pansy.

Fate and Free Will series. Urban fantasy six-book series. Currently undertaking a massive rework of the structure.

wander/wonder. A Luna Lovegood POV story Christmas visual novel. Story is written and am hoping I can finish the video in time for December.

There are a few more but these are the ones I work on a least a little bit every week.

Tagging @they-call-me-megs @thusatlas @paandreablack

#save's unhinged life #writing #fanfic #congrats on getting here gods i can blather on can't i

[noknowshame]

I’m 100 pages into the book so here is

list of characters I think could win House of Leaves:

- ...Theseus.

- the vampires from What We Do in the Shadows (would refuse to acknowledge that there is anything weird about the house at all; world survive just barely after intervention from an exasperated and Very endangered Guillermo)

- The Doctor (i mean. the tardis is just already Like That)

- the cast of Phineas and Ferb (the boys would build a endless theme park in the halls, the house would go back to normal every time Candace expressed concern, eventually one of Dr. Doof’s -inators would destroy it entirely)

- Michael and/or Helen from The Magnus Archives (would have some sort of incomprehensible rivalry with the house, possibly sexual in nature)

- the old guy from The Lighthouse

- the It’s Always Sunny gang (they would die but they’d be okay)

- the Winchester brothers (would not actually defeat the house, but would burn it down and drive away triumpantly believing that solved the problem)

- The Property Brothers (their soulless smiles and empty eyes induce an existential dread that no hallway could rival. also they have power tools)

- Cecil Palmer (Night Vale citizens should be reminded that the appearance of new rooms and hallways is a perfectly normal sign that a home is settling and has ‘good bones’*, and as a bonus, is a much-needed enrichment for the faceless old woman that lives in your house

*according to city ordinance 11235.8 real human bones** are no longer permitted for use in residential support structures. if you find evidence of human bones in your walls, please report immediately to the Night Vale Home-Owners Association for sentencing

**animal bones and plastic human bones remain legal and highly recommended building materials. remember to mention our radio station at HOME DEPOT for a 15% discount)

- Rod Serling

#i drafted this at like 2 am last night because i have not been able to sleep #the insomnia matches the vibes #house of leaves