various thoughts:
i would like to have a significant other
i would like to develop my personality a bit more before meeting a significant other
i should wait until after top surgery before even considering seeing anyone bc i’m gonna be much happier and more confident after that
i want to know my local area better
i NEED more pretentious local friends who are willing to experience new things with me in my local area
i need to read and watch and listen to and DO more and i have the time to do it now, so i need to make it happen
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Sheldon: "You realize that I'm not a particularly physical person."
Amy: "I know."
Sheldon: "When I was little and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I always said, 'A brain! In a jar!'"
Amy: "Sure."
Sheldon: "But I want to be a good husband to you! Intimacy is a part of that. I'm just worried that if I don't schedule our bedroom endeavors I may not think about them. And you'll grow cold and distant and seek solace in a heavily muscled longshoreman."
Amy: "Where would I find a longshoreman?"
Sheldon: "Along the shore. It's in the name."
Amy: "Sheldon, I could never be with anybody but you."
Sheldon: "That's good to know. I wouldn't want to fight a man who is brave enough to touch a fish."
Amy: "How's this for a compromise: make all the schedules you want, but just don't tell me about them."
Sheldon: "Excellent! I will create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?"
Amy: "Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science."
Sheldon: *gasps* "Come with me!"
Amy: "Where are we going?"
Sheldon: "To the hotel room. I'm going to need you to say that again except naked."
Amy: 😮
The Big Bang Theory 12x01 The Conjugal Configuration
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How Many Minutes To Midnight?
Summary: The answer? 22.
Each tick of the clock draws midnight near, it all leads to this. A countdown to a new beginning or does this spell the end of our love affair? 00:00 it’s time to make a choice. Midnight is here.
Aka the Midnights album fic I promised I would write.
We begin through the Lavender Haze
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Pesky Bird
[image description: a page of doodles of Grian from Hermitcraft. He is a bird hybrid man with large parrot wings on his back and smaller ones for ears, a feathered tail, feathers on his cheeks and nose, bird legs, and claws for hands. He has dirty-blonde hair and a red jumper.
1. He has goggles and a man-bun, and his staring thoughtfully at two mossy rocks he is holding in his hands. It is captioned “S9 design”.
2. A sequence of three alternate hairstyles, one with a red scrunchy around his man-bun, one with half his hair up in a small ponytail and one with his fringe clipped up and wearing glasses, looking tired and mildly stressed with his head on one hand.
3. He is holding several eggs that look like him in his arms with one on the floor, looking down at them. Beside him is written “egg.”
4. He is smiling mischievously with a claw up by his mouth as if laughing.
5. He is on the ground, hugging the legs of Mumbo Jumbo as he cries, saying “missed you” with the u repeated. Beside them is written “(I’m not projecting or anything)”
6. He is smiling mischievously at the viewer, open mouthed revealing sharp fangs. Beside him is written “Warning: BITES”
7. A large full body drawing of him in his normal design, standing fairly neutrally with his wings spread but down, looking over his shoulder blankly.
8. A drawing of the egg with his design, with the words “Gregg my beloved” under it.
9. He is squatting facing away from the viewer, but looking over his shoulder. He is placing a rock into a backpack in front of himself.
10. The Entity, a large boulder with a tree on one side. Grian can be seen very small at the base, hugging the Entity. Below is written “I love rocks”
11. A 3 panel comic. In the first he holds a small rock in one hand and is staring at it contemplatively. In the second he has raised the rock up to his mouth, opening his mouth as if to try to take a bite. Behind him, GoodTimesWithScar is flying by, saying “Are you eating rocks?” In the third panel, he is very startled, blushing with his wings spread as he yells “NO”. End ID]
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