Charlie: Hey, Al, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Alastor: Yeah.
Charlie: And you, dad?
Lucifer: Umm... yes?
Charlie: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Lucifer: Did she just-
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You know that trend where someone says 'What part from Percy Jackson made you cry?' and it's typically followed by "Bob says 'Hello'" or "I can see the stars again, m'lady."
Well what about the part in the Sea of Monsters when Tyson tells Percy:
"I prayed to Daddy for help. Soon the people at Meriweather found me. Met you. Biggest blessing ever. Sorry I said Poseidon was mean. He sent me a brother."
BECAUSE THAT SHIT HIT ME LIKE A BRICK
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Nico headcanon that he's a polygot and knows so many languages BUT just. Ain't getting English.
Nico: So I would like a uhhh... 烤雞
Camper: You know traditional chinese but not fried chicken in english???
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i looove the idea of steve putting on a few post vecna, his sweet sweet thighs and belly 😭😭❤️just completely oblivious and slightly confused to the adoration held for his softness. slow blowjob in the morning caressing his tummy and working your hand down his happy trail, before going to squeeze his cock. hands squishing and kneading his thighs as he’s sucked off, his pretty little whimpers escaping
THIS. THIS ASK HAS STUCK IN MY BRAIN AND FOLLOWED ME AROUND SINCE U SENT IT NONNIE LIKE YOU!! GET!! IT!! there is such pure adoration in this ask… u love stevie like i do i just know it <3
it’s not that he’s skinny beforehand it’s just it’s year after year after year of living in survival mode does things to the body. steve’s on the leaner side and it’s saved his skin more times he can count, being nimble and fast. so, yeah, it does take a good year or two before steve manages to relax in his life and then at least one more for his body to catch up and let him settle. let him grow properly— give him that chub around his thighs, his tummy a proper lil pouch instead of lean and hard muscle. and to be honest, steve doesn’t really notice :’) he’s caught up in living his life fully with you happily and you only catch it, like really notice the difference, after seeing a photo of him back in ‘83 and it sets a fucking fire in you. you can’t contain it, can’t think normally about how much you adore the softness steve’s grown into with you — and it comes out the next morning, when you’re both getting handsy between the sleepy kisses.
steve is surprised by how eager you are— normally mornings together are more of a slow cuddle fuck if anything— but today, you’re hungry for it, lips just caressing down his neck, sloppy kisses down his chest til you get to his tummy and steve loves it. he loves the view of you peering up at him, adoration in your gaze as you nuzzle along his happy trail with a content hum. your hands are soft, sweet, giving a ghost of a touch along the planes of his torso and you don’t mean to tease him, but his length pressed against your stomach isn’t enough to draw you from loving on him. it’s not til he starts squirming a bit that you notice he’s all hot and bothered, chest rising and falling a bit quick. “m’sorry baby,” you murmur, finally letting your kisses lead you lower, along his hipbone. “didn’t mean to tease.”
you try to restrain yourself and give yourself only a minute on his thighs, little nips and lovebites, but even then steve notices it a bit, the extra attention you’re giving. he sounds a bit wrecked when he rasps his words out, “lotsa… christ, lotsa love on the thighs today, honey,” and you use that are your cue to slide his leaking cock into your mouth, pulling out this adorable soft little moan. you pull back, giving the head the smallest kitten lick, hands stretching up to his tummy for a moment, “bad thing?”you check. steve’s shaking his head against the pillow in an instant, “no! no, never. never… never a bad thing being loved by you sweetness,” his voice is all sticky with love and you know he means every word. your hands drag down to hold his thighs, kneading the softness as you start to suck him gently. the bedroom is golden in the morning sun and steve’s soft little noises, whimpers and moans, sound downright sinful and he feels so damn loved. it might just be a perfect morning.
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trying to find peace within myself
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My sister: Why was Odysseus on Calypso's island?
Me: Well, it was a punishment.
My sister: A punishment for who? Odysseus or Calypso?
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I don’t watch the Adventuring Party for every episode of D20 but I will ABSOLUTELY be watching the Adventuring Party for this latest episode of Neverafter (Leap of Faith) because I need to know what was happening in every PC’s head individually when they decided to start the most insane chain of events possible.
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES A HATEFUL POST ABOUT WYLL AND HIS HORNS COMMENT AT THE TIEFLING PARTY LARIAN SHOULD BE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO REPLACE ASTARION CONTENT WITH WYLL CONTENT
I will destroy whatever system you play the game on if you're gonna keep being glaringly obvious about your bias to black characters.
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