#so I don’t know if it will ever happen

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fig faeth #ruben hopclap #lucy frostblade #the rat grinders #adaine abernant #kipperlilly copperkettle #watching fig terrorize him like girl!!! we don’t even know if he’s guilty!!!! #this might just be for me but i do not think 5 teenagers willingly brutally killed their friend idk #like there just has to be some other element to it and i am very scared to find out what that was #what if they were put in a position where they felt there was/there was no other choice… like oh my god #my comedy brain is having fun but my ‘this is a teenager’ brain is in such deep distress all the time this season #the rat grinders i trust brennan to not make u cartoonishly evil so i am holding u as gently as i can in my confused shaky hands #also with the devil’s nectar i’ve been wondering why they all seem so well-adjusted & now i’m curious if they’ve been intentionally- #changing their memories in a way so that either the trauma is lesser or they think they aren’t guilty. idk #but it seems like from how gertie was talking she was making it more recently so the well adjustedness from early jy doesn’t quite add up #they could have another source maybe??? idk i’m just low stakes 4 a.m. spitballing here #there’s also the strong possibility that they’re aware of what happened but they weren’t the ones who killed lucy. idk who knows #the way you could probably devil’s nectar yourself into believing it wasn’t your fault someone died… CRAZY IMPLICATIONS!!! CRAZY IDEA!!! #anyways the bad kids & the rat grinders don’t ever have to like each other but i do wonder if at least some of those kids deserve a chance

[doriana-gray-games]

"we have to hurt L back now, no?"

NO??? My Sherlock would NEVER! (genuine) No but seriously, if he hurts Lestrade unintentionally and it's brought up by someone, I think he's going to cry (again)

Uhhh ok, soo there’s this thing in MC and L’s backstory that kinda explains why L is a bit distant in the beginning…

🫣

#it’ll come at some point… #it’ll… it’ll be fine… #probably #ITS NOT A HUGE DEAL #Mc doesn’t even realise they did anything #but it was the catalyst for everything bad that has ever happens to L basically #so #u know #it’s #fine #we’re fine #(it’s late I don’t know why I’m telling y’all this. my spoiler filter is always worse at night).

[overtake]

red bull: daniel’s bad habits from mclaren are fixed, he did well in the sim, and his tire test was so good that we immediately knew he was ready to be in a car.

alpha tauri & yuki: daniel’s feedback on the car has been instrumental, and he performed so well in difficult race conditions even though he didn’t have any upgrades and had some bad luck.

rando twitter user who doesn’t have the data, didn’t know liam lawson’s name three weeks ago, and constantly insults the way red bull quickly drops drivers who don’t perform: they’re only letting him drive for pr even though he’s a washed up failure.

#like is red bull too harsh on their drivers or are they hiring a pr merchant who can’t perform. pick a side. #it’s just hilarious that every single person who actually knows the sport & daniel’s data/contributions #won’t shut up about how helpful he’s been and how well he’s done and how mclaren doesn’t reflect his performance #but these random people on twitter think they know better #and their excuse is ‘well liam scored points’ as if he isn’t driving a different car entirely lmfao #like liam has done well! i like liam a lot! #but he’s benefited from a better car/things happening around him in the race/not being head to head against yuki #he’s done a great job but there’s literally been ZERO real head to head comparison between the 3 drivers #but alpha tauri/red bull rate daniel and they have his data and know what hes done for the car & setup #i don’t ever deny that daniel’s popularity certainly doesn’t hurt #but they dropped nyck like he was nothing #red bull axes anyone who can’t perform #if daniel couldn’t do it then he wouldn’t have a seat. not that hard to understand. #people on the internet make me feral. i cannot use the internet. i need to stick to my curated feeds bc everyone is so STUPID.

[sableeira]

If Chuuya is back in control I really have no idea how he gained back consciousness. But indulge me for a second, what if Chuuya never was infected by the vampire virus and he just glued on some cute sharp teeth and used dark eye drops on his sclera. And he lost the glued on teeth sometime during his fights against the guards and the eye drop dye washed out when the room was flooded.

#/j #the worst bsd theory the fandom has ever seen #but if he really is back in control I cannot imagine how exactly that happened #except for his rage for Dazai is so strong that even a vampire virus is weaker than his mind when he is really pissed off #I don’t know where I’m going with this #also if he was in his right mind the entire time during the speech he would have cussed dazai out #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 105.5 #chuuya nakahara

[corrodedcoughin]

steve starts carrying around a lighter when starts to get feelings for Eddie. he noticed that Eddie always forgets his own. Steve tells himself he can get away with it because he’s the ‘mom’ and looks after everyone, he’s just looking after the newest member of the group.

What he tries to keep secret from himself is that he lives for the times eddie forgets his lighter. in these moments Steve can let himself get close, cup his hand around the cigarette and sometimes Eddie’s own hand, trying to keep the flame going. He doesn’t have a problem with liking Eddie, he feels more alive than he has in months, feels like he’s coming back to himself with these desires to wine and dine The Eddie Munson.

What he’s worried about is scaring Eddie off. He’s got this wonderful, loud, hilarious, inexplicable boy in his life and Steve doesn’t think he’d manage without him now. So he bides his time, trying to see if he can collect enough evidence to prove to himself that turning on the Harrington charm won’t end in him losing a person he’s suddenly come to think of as home

#steddie #eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #hiiiiii I’m being sappy #yes I know my shitposts don’t pack the punch of actual good fic writers #let me flop in peace #send me your headcanons or thoughts on anything so we ca talk abt those instead thanks #listen this is not discounting Robin bevause platonic stobin is real #but Robin isn’t home Robin is quite simply the best thing to ever happen to Steve #and he knows that

[nopeleavemealoone]

so uh. I panicked thinking bones might fuck up The Scene with skk cause they did with sskk. So i um. I animated it myself.

“Chuuya.”

“it’s unfortunate that it had to come to this.”

“From the seven years since we met, all we’ve done is quarrel with each other.”

“But…”

“Now that I think of it, there were moments when our hearts reached out to each other.”

“Like…”

“Sorryyy!!

there weren’t any.”

“Well then, goodbye.”

#I drew all of this on my phone with my finger it was insane #Reflecting upon this it was a very impulsive decision but like… the fear that overtook me that bones would fuck it up #Watch me not animate anything of quality ever again #I did all of this in a day. I don’t know how it happened #Praying to every god the anime does it properly this scene is so dear to my heart #Chapter 101 #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray sogs #animation #gifs #bsd fanart #Dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd #dazai x chuuya #skk #soukoku #Everyone hold hands with me in a ring lets manifest that it turns out well with bones #Rahhhhhh *manifesting noises* #Mine #my art

[braisedhoney]

there is no lore to be found, only the meaning you assign it.

(aka no talk, he angy)

brushes:

jingsketch sketch render

#unus annus #unus annus fanart #mori/annus #annus #markiplier fanart #no but seriously this has no meaning i just wanted to draw something that looks slightly cool #it’s basically practice for lighting and more extreme expressions #maybe a dash of the chaos unus annus brought? i don’t really know what i was trying to do! #but it was oddly cathartic so i call it a win #draw some characters screaming it’s good for your soul #this is probably the most extreme emotion i'll ever try drawing annus with #i always meant to keep him and unus like… permanently impassive y’know #detached god vibes #but when the lighting calls to you ig shit happens #maybe this is what happens when they get angry enough lmao #insert battle music

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

#- HK #I would say some of my peers pushed the cooties narrative but my parents discouraged it #so I never thought of boys as being gross or having transmissible microbes #and I was always raised to value romance so I I don’t think I ever noticed a shift in my attitude towards the male sex #however I was somewhat (okay Very) bitter when suddenly it was inappropriate for me to be alone in a room with my male friend #but that bitterness had nothing to do with my own feelings towards guys #(and I truly think it was unavoidable. it’s part of growing up. #you can’t know why it’s inappropriate unless you also know all the lurid things two teens can get up to alone.) #(perhaps the suddenness of the change can be mitigated but the sadness can’t) #anyways I’ve always wondered about this shift everyone talks about that happens around middle school #because I remember feeling quite glad and natural in it. though I always was an aspiring adult)

[judicent]

He's a sad, sad man and he's my icon on discord

#da draws #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #I like. don't do fanart ever #so you know it's dire #anyway so guys have you heard that umm this magic keeps me alive but it's making me crazy and I have to save you but who's going to save me #I'm untalented at readable icons ;( the less contrasty one is my original vision and the other is what I actually used to get it to show up #pls forgive me for whatever I do... when I don’t remember you.. #it's so stuck in my head it has ceased beibg funny #oh yeah #ice king #sorta technically I guess #I don't think so but I would like a note to happen :3c

[ciderjacks]

ok but real talk the dsmp was fuckcing crazy like the fandom was crazy the creators were crazy it was all crazy

#IT WAS SO GOOD BUT IT SUCKED #And the fandom all hated each other #Dude I was a Dream fan for so long and Im so mad about it because hes a dick and I hate him but his character was so good #I know qsmp is big but i don’t think it will ever be the same as whatever the fuck was happening w dsmp #Some of the concepts were so cool but also so weird and ???? #IT WAS SO WEIRD #Idk i hope something like that happens again #Qsmp is too structured we need to get 30 differently insane people in a room together tell them to roleplay and see what happens #Who volunteers

[shima-draws]

So my roommate is also into One Piece. I’m not sure if he’s watched any of the anime, I know for sure he’s watched the live action, but earlier tonight he came upstairs and watched a few episodes with me while waiting for a food delivery, and then he got hooked, and then he sat and watched MORE episodes with me without really knowing what was going on. But it was still wildly entertaining to him, esp since I’m right in the middle of one of the (arguably) best arcs rn, and now he wants to finish the arc with me LOL. NOBODY is immune to One Piece propaganda. Or Bon-chan 🥰

#Shima speaks #IT WAS JUST REALLY FUNNY #Like he’s been spoiled to a lot of stuff and has general knowledge of some things #So he knows (as well as I) about what’s going to happen to Ace #But yeah I’m in the middle of Impel Down and it’s absolute fucking CHAOS rn. Insane. #He was like. How much more are you going to watch tonight. #And I was like well I usually go until right before bedtime when I’m binging it #So he was like let me grab my blanky :) LOL #We started chanting PRISON RIOT!! PRISON RIOT!! PRISON RIOT!!!!! #Idk it’s just nice. I usually don’t get this kind of reaction to stuff I watch #My parents don’t like anime and my sister. Well she likes it but only specific series #So I couldn’t rope her into OP even if I tried lol #So having someone be like ooooh what are you watching it looks good I want to join! #IT FEELS NICE. OKAY. I don’t get that ever!!! #I don’t have the kind of family who would be willing to watch anime with me #And tbh I get jealous when my friends tell me they watch anime with their parents #I doubt my parents would watch anime if I were on my deathbed and asked them to. LMAO #Not faulting then it’s not their cup of tea which is fine. It just makes me sad #*them #Bc that’s just. Such a HUGE part of my life and who I am. And they don’t know anything about that side of me #Or about the things I’m into #Sorry didn’t mean to get emo in my tags. Anyway. #I was gonna watch more OP during my lunch break tomorrow BUT since my roommate also wants to watch more. I will wait :) #Never have to do that usually! Huh!! How fun!!! #One Piece

[therestwofliesonmyleg]

I feel like Mobius only left the tva because Loki wasn’t there anymore that was the only thing keeping him there ya know

Because when Loki was there he told Loki that he hadn’t looked at his file because he was happy with his life and stuff and then when Loki was gone he looked at the file and decided to go back

Also like i really hope Mobius is back at some point I really really really liked him he’s so silly

#Loki #Lokius #rambling #Loki spoilers #the first half of the episode was so silly and then That happened #mobius #loki season 2 #oh my god #can they just be silly #like please Disney i know you don’t like gay people or anything but PLEASE #ughhhhghghghh #idk what I thought was gonna happen #and marvel too #like ughhhh #of course they weren’t gonna let them all be happy why would they ever do that 😭😭 #ahahahahahahgswygdygwdygdwygdwugdwduhwuh #ALSO now I have nothing to look forward too #i while watch good omens they are real #please season three or SOMETHING 😭😭😭 #oh my goshhshshhsshhs #my post

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Revenge of the Sith ends after Padme tells Anakin she’s pregnant

#anakin went bonkers insane and became evil? no I dont think so #I don’t remember that happening #what’s a darth vader? #what’s a order 66? #all i know is padme had her babies and didn’t die and everyone lived happily ever after…yeah…that’s definitely what happened #palps spontaneously combusted and died and nobody missed him #star wars #sw revenge of the sith #revenge of the sith #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #fall of the republic #padme amidala #chancellor palpatine #obi wan kenobi #the clone wars #rots #order 66 #sw #kate's post

[codgod-moved]

tall sexy god man is very tall and sexy (real) (not clickbait)

y’all are going back under the cut reblogging to add this was getting annoying

@veryfoolishgamers @t4tcecilos @axe-of-ender @empiressmp @the3rddenialist @moonlight22oa @rockydrago @funkily @renchanters @bugsprouts @popcornsalty @suurrii @thatonesheep @cabbagetwunk @treeofwhimsy @weaselmcdiesel @peskybirb @flyingfish1234 @viridian-artist @cobrawaifu @griancraft @c0nstantparanoia @yanyawnyan @f4rlands @gayboybdubs @aquello-main @saiiboat @itsafangirlthing416 @booisghost

#.png #empires smp #empires s2 #empires joel #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #in the sketch much more of his right thigh was showing because of where the toga split #but it looked a bit too saucy so i covered him up lol #also this is my. 4th? time trying to post this #genuinely don’t know what it is with tumblr and not letting me post my images lately #it’s been happening ever since we got the wifi back on #discord is a bit slow about it too but at least stuff sends on there

[redladydeath]

Crack theory that only has like a 2% chance of actually happening but that makes sense to me regardless: Niffty is Alastor’s daughter. In the early 30’s, right before his death, some of Alastor’s friends set him up with her mother. They hooked up, although it was rather perfunctory and Alastor didn’t particularly enjoy it. He was killed before she even realized she was pregnant. Even though Niffty’s not particularly powerful and is a bit of a liability, Alastor keeps her around out of his own twisted sort of affection.

#i know there’s evidence for it but I don’t buy that niffty was ever an overlord #unless something happened that scrambled her brain after the fact #plus it’d be kind of cheap for them to pull the same trick twice with both her and husk #so there must be some other reason alastor chose to bring her in on this whole operation #redlady speaks #hazbin hotel #alastor #niffty #hazbin posting