#smh the irony

[densewentz]

guys in an incredibly funny turn of events I am on the cusp of figuring out how to lucid dream and its mostly because since I've gotten into Sandman I dream sometimes feat. Dream of the Endless who I KNOW as the King of Dreams IN-dream. So I'll be sitting there watching this scrunkly guy in my dream going "oh shit that's the Dream King, holy shit am I dreaming?-" and then I usually get yoinked out but. Girl we gettin there. We gettin there in an incredibly ironic way but.

#dream of the endless #lucid dreaming #its so funny actually #i'll see him and be screaming internally and its usually fine but #if i make eye contact with him in-dream i get booted that moment #which is nuts #and all the dreams with him in them are SO vivid and i can remember so much of them usually #absolutely wild irony #robin keeps reading me for filth bc this time dream was doing like #fucking PT or something for a messed up shoulder when we made eye contact #and robin's like “girl let the man do his business smh” #anyway #dense's ramblings #personal

[acidicsketches]

Yes, Rayllum is as beautiful as it is powerful but have ya’ll ever been emotionally cheating on this ship to envision the interesting and ultimately tragic dynamic that is the childhood friends to almost-lovers to enemies Claudium? No? Just me then? Alrighty.

Here’s a very roughly doodled outcome in which Claudia might be too far gone and Callum can only watch helplessly as the girl he once loved destroys herself. A worst case scenario like that is maybe cliche, yes. But I am intrigued anyways..

#claudia tdp #tdp claudia #tdp callum #callum tdp #tdp #tdpart #the dragon prince #Talk about horrible irony. Rayla the girl who once resigned herself to kill him ends up protecting him #in contrast to Claudia who went on a rescue mission for him and his brother #only to end up willing to kill him if he gets in the way. #the angst potential is off the chart and I hope the show touches upon this and doesn’t forget about #Callum’s previous infatuation with Claudia #forgot to add the details of Claudia’s sleeves in second one smh #also Clauds girl you need to get your roots done

[varden-lefebvre]

Varden Lefebvre attends The London Awards @ The Royal Albert Hall. Date: Friday, March 22nd, 2024. Escorting: Elaina Halévy. Wearing: Couldn't fucking tell you, but it's Varden, so we're saying Dior.

#the irony of my french bros bringing class to an event smh #u men should be appalled #2024mobawardsattire #event

[thewickerking]

finished writing a comment on a muruals post and their blog suddenly became empty after I closed out of the post and I was horrified they had blocked me in the middle of writing a comment but it was just tumblr been broken and wanting me dead

#the irony being of course that i was complaining abt tumblr in tje comment. they knew this and jumpscared me smh 🙄🙄 #.ares

[waywardsalt]

no bite scene yet but heres another snippet of the ganonbeck fic chapter 2 under the cut

#salty talks #ganonbeck #this will likely change when i go back for edits #im the least certain with the wording and stuff for the more sexual/physical scenes. its like fight scenes it just feels too clunky #or maybe thats just me. whatever. linebeck freak moment ig. i keep giving this guy new fetishes on accident #i just stumbledi nto the bit abt ganondorf bleeding too but it fits well with the follow up of linebeck. yknow. biting him #the fucking irony of the timing of the bite scene is that it happens while they're like. yknow. patching up some wounds #and linebeck gives ganondorf effectively his worst wound yet lmao #waste of medical materials smh #whatever this ones under the cut bc im iffy on the wording. seeya #also i do like the thing of giving ganon lil tusks. sharp little bottom canine teefies #linebeck has sharp cat canines to match but they are comparatively a bit shorter than ganondorf’s ‘tusks’ #this is not important but its important to me

[undefeatablesin]

OH! If you want can you tell us about your arcane hunter??? (I love arcane builds)

Ask Sin Stuff ✨️

Omg thank you for indulging me I would indeed love to talk about my arcane hunter actually 💅 I guess I'll start with the actual gameplay side of it because they were a total accident to be completely fair; at the beginning, I'd wanted to main the Blades of Mercy and focus on Skill, but found that a bit unfulfilling to play so I switched gears mid-run to invest mostly in Arcane instead with some Strength and Skill still thrown in for good measure. Rather unexpectedly for me who knows very little about builds and the like, they became an absolute powerhouse of a hunter and incredibly fun to run because of it 😂

Currently they main the Holy Moonlight Sword (with the BoM still equipped as their secondary since those have some Arc scaling anyway). They don't often need to use their Blunderbuss that much since HMS just destroys everything that breathes in its transformed state, but they have it anyway for parrying's sake! Their most often used Arcane tools are the Tiny Tonitrus, Augur of Ebrietas and A Call Beyond. As you can probably tell, we are most enthusiastic about the Tiny Tonitrus and its ability to just one shot annoying kin enemies from a distance 😂 Please enjoy some not so HQ images of my little menace ✨️How they got so bloody I dont remember, just that it felt metal af to walk around like that against the snowy white scenery of Cainhurst tbqh.

As for this hunter as a character, I kind of didn't have one in mind at first! This profile started as just a catalyst for a new playstyle initially. However, that has definitely since changed. They're still a relatively new and unpolished addition to my roster since the majority of my creative time is devoted to Ruza My Beloved, but I am pursuing an interesting??? Set of concepts for this hunter too lmao. This is probably not news to anyone who has been in the fandom longer than me, but I read recently about the blue eyed scourge beasts from UCW and was enlightened to the fact those were actually "ascendant" scourge beasts with kin-like qualities, such as being weak only to thrust damage; most likely created from members of the Choir who were steeped in the Arcane and rich with Insight by time the scourge got to them, hence they basically became a different strain of scourge beast. I also spied a reddit thread that proposed the idea of the abhorrent beast/suspicious beggar being able to freely control his transformations into his beastly self and that what primarily made this character unique was his complete acceptance of said self. A sort of Beastly Embrace, you might say? 🤭

So tl;dr, I am workshopping this character rn as an Arcane Beast hunter who can freely control their beast self and for that beast self to be modelled after the blue eyed kin-like scourge beasts. Perhaps a renegade member of the choir who turned against their faction? I haven't fully decided yet, but we will see 😤✨️ Oh, and their name (for rn anyway) is Aloysha.

#sinbox #(sorry i talk so much i have so many thoughts ANYWAY LOL THANK U BUDDY!!!!!!!!!) #(am i fully aware i am being self indulgent with this concept bc i am a weak ass for werewolves? yes ✨️) #(ill probably change their hair to black tho. to MATCH. the woofer.) #(take all this with a grain of salt tho bc i am indecisive af LOL) #(i did toy with the idea of them being a merc from outside of yharnam who was sent there to do someones dirty work and got dream'd) #(not 100% sure which option ill stick with yet!!!!) #(yes they are friends with ruza. they annoyingly demand scourge beast belly rubs) #(idk if they will ever appear on tumblr in any meaningful capacity MAYBE THO 😂) #(cant believe my court jester ass didnt even notice that bit about the werewolves tho smh. so much goes over my head....) #(i havent been here long im still catching up 😂 SO MANY INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS TO READ ABOUT!!!) #(i shall have to impart my own one day too....) #(the cosmic irony of me taking aloysha to farm chunks off the other blue eyed scourge beasts tho) #(aloysha vc: lol. lmao. pmsl even.)

[cocolacola]

thank u for the suggestion to write goulash as gulyás on my seras post because that really just adds to the joke

#i can only really recognize words if theyre spoken out loud im not good at the whole reading/writing #since english is my first language and i still flop at that sometimes smh smh #so this helps #hehe #also still thinking about the irony of dracula's only fledgling in his entire 500 year career turning out 2 be hungarian without him knowing #and him finding out afterward like 😬😬😬 #like that's as funny as it gets to me #hellsing

[sleepynegress]

Last late night thought... some black girl fans have been so deprived of fictional spaces to play, they literally don't know how to act. yall treat characters like they are people you know... like *REAL PEOPLE* You have no concept for flawed, dark, cruel, messy, toxic spaces that you can also *PLAY IN* w/ black characters w/o taking the shit super-seriously. I don't think you even realize how weird you're being. Honestly, it's in the same ballpark as how some black fans don't know how to deal with black characters who aren' A+ perfectly 100% respectable. *cough* Lovecraft Country's Montrose Freeman.

Yall. This is how fully fleshed out characters work. They don't have to be examples, beacons of perfection *all* *the* *time* They can be messy, sexy, cruel, neglected, trifling, emotionally rent to pieces, all those things and more!!!

And you can digest that and be fine with it.

Because it's not real. Honestly, it's like the opposite of what yt fans do when they woobify white villains... Yall go in the opposite direction and get protective to the point where you don't realize it, but you want black characters to be so pedestaled and protected...they aren't interesting. I've said it once, I'll say it again... the next place we should be in visual media (streaming, tv, movie etc...) is exploring the crusty difficult and hard places...the antiheroes, the villains, complex cruelties, etc... Get out of Lilies of the Field angelic blackness and simple Tyler Perry constructs. Realize it's okay and actually interesting to see black characters go down a dark path sometimes and/or to imagine it. You protect yourself from the edge to the point where black characters don't get to have edges, hurts, or extremes...and the characterizations suffer for that.

#I'm not kidding #some people cannot take anything less that a simple safe construct for black people in fiction #the irony is that you are MISSING what Ryan Coogler purposely did. #he gave you all these facets #but safety first smh

[dailyempiressmp]

[Day 154] Pearl as a golden sun moth! I googled 'moths related to the sun' for this drawing and this AUSTEALIAN MOTH WAS THE FIRST RESULT-

#empires smp fanart #pearlesentmoon fanart #empires pearl #empires smp #empiresblr #empires season one #mod tom #the irony smh

[theinfinitedivides]

i hate the fact that i actually like the remix of Character Dheela that Pritam just did for Shehzada bc i loathe everything else around that film but. the new beat. it's pressing a button in my brain and i'm sitting here like a rat in a lab experiment telling them to keep going

#ready 2011 #shehzada #character dheela #character dheela 2.0 #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #it's so cringe i want to strip it from my playlist but 'main karoon toh' has me in a chokehold with that f*cking glitch effect #this man enmiring me in controversy as always #released bangers in the 00s and 10s but they're either plagiarized from other people or plagiarized from himself smh #edit: never watching the MV again bc Kartik sir. what. what tf was that choreography #look as much as i do not like seeing Salman in anything past the 00s the intro with the girls in the OG actually made sense #here it's just... we're in the club we're going to party etc etc #hey ik the song said 'loose character' but it's funnier when they're playing it off as a comedic joke and not hypersexualizing #women on screen #as an example Pyaar Hota Baar Kayi Hai (just released and ft. Ranbir who i also do not like to see on screen) #has better choreo. there's a party vibe but it doesn't feel objectifying (irony of ironies considering his romantic history) #sound itself leaves something to be desired but Arijit tried and we thank him for his service #also Ranbir dances like he's made of water and has fun doing it that's the only plus i'll give him #shame that that's wasted on him tho maybe if it was someone else i'd be more inclined to watch the MV again sfjsfdnkjsdnj #anyway sticking to Spotify for this one (CD 2.0)

[starstruckgal]

Nice to see that despite tumblr’s efforts to get rid of nsfw content on their platform all they’ve succeeded in doing is getting rid of artists…. The porn bots are still here though lol

#irony #smh

[gore-hovnd]

commented on a tiktok jokingly saying "oh you cant convince me Billy wasnt fruity" and i got ppl in my mentions like "hahah yeah the gay homophobe" bro where...site me the exact moment in canon where he did/said something homophobic, sitting over there w your fuckin' steve harrington pfp 😭 hate to break it to you but only one of those characters said a homophobic slur and it wasn't billy

#don't get me wrong i love steve and ik he's changed as a person #but the irony there is just...yeah lmao #billy hargrove #stranger things #ranting about Billy again smh

[fukia]

Cryin so hard rn, can't believe Rick would call Morty lil Junebug and say something so disgustingly cute

Btw, I'm basing Rick's reaction on that one beautiful Oni comic panel where he fawns over the little cupcakes shaped like himself

ps, is it me or did Rick's skin look a lot less grey and more vibrant this episode? Like when he was cleansed of Toxic Rick?

#Rick and morty #morty smith #rick Sanchez #bruh I saw a Reddit post on shittymobilegameads and the irony of the pocket Morty anti-vaping ads went right over their heads smh #Rick and Morty cute #Rick and Morty s6e9 #Rick in s6e8 man my heeeaartt he needs our llovvveee #junebug morty #justin roiland #So happy they declared their love for one another #Can’t wait for us to take it out of context

[livelaughlovefootball]

Feric people on tumblr must’ve been so happy when Ferran and Sira broke it up

#hahah i REALLY think i'm funny #irony #maybe it was too soon guys #these two in every single photo they're in always do the same time #both the nice little typical handsome guy smile and the thumbs up #they're so picturesque #i mean i've already made myself clear b4 abt eric being a gq model #maybe they should go together and model for gq #give up on football and go into modeling #theyre good looking enough!!! #okay i need to stop this madness rn #prob everyone HATES my extremely long tags smh #eric garcia #ferran torres #and the dreaded tag: #feric

[dersitedreamr]

Rose and Dirk being critical of their guardians and their careers/intellect is funny cuz. Yeah your parents are so bad at what they do that they’re million/billionaires. They’re so bad that’s why you live in a mansion/penthouse.

#dreamrtxt #JDJDJD #dirk like actually Dave doesn’t get irony really his form is unpolished #right. #rose too she’s like this stupid bitch role-playing a house wife! smh #meanwhile Roxy with an entire lab underneath her house

[yeonban]

When  Pessoa  said  “There’s  a  thin  sheet  of  glass  between  me  and  life.  However  clearly  I  see  and  understand  life,  I  can’t  touch  it”...........  Shal  felt  that

#muse: shalnark kurta. #Shal has boundless knowledge & can even understand other people's emotions; what makes them tick and why; so on so forth #despite having never felt any to the extent THEY do - if at all depending on the emotion we're talking about #but he's so disconnected from his own most of the time that he generally feels as if he's playing a VR game #instead of interacting with real people in a real world & with his own very real existence #/in theory/ this frustrates him but the irony to that is. he can't even feel frustration for more than a few mins #he'll just subconsciously shelve it away like every other strong emotion a human is capable of & continue with his life as usual #this is the direct result of my hc on how he grew up & how his parents' teaching fu.cked up a perfectly good kid #I mean we've SEEN him be nice to people for no reason even when he's at a loss bc of it. like by carrying a random grandma halfway across #a city just bc she asked for directions and he felt compelled to use his time to help her get there rather than to his own destination #it really makes me wonder how much kinder Shal might've been if he had been allowed to tap into his emotions properly #instead of being forced to toss them away and rationalize everything instead - which definitely made him crueler in itself #HM I think I might write a hc post on this bc I'm about to hit the tag limit here smh AKDJSAGDSHA