I’m sorry but I do not believe anyone who says they love Lucien and at the same time ship him with Vassa. Why would you ship him with a human he will outlive by centuries? Sjm has made it clear that the mating bond is rare and cherished among fae. And Lucien clearly longs for a relationship with Elain. If you love Lucien so much why don’t you want him to have that epic, fated love? 🤨
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Jessica spending half the movie scheming with her unborn fetus is the feminist revival Hollywood needed
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wdym you breathe next to other girls
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I finally found something out in the wild on my local fb marketplace. The description is what nails it for me lol.
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I should be getting stretched out on some girl's knot but instead I have to do "work" how homophobic is that
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when dudes talk about the male loneliness epidemic and they're like "i never get likes on social media :(" GIRL. if that's your biggest problem try living in the body of a fat teenage girl and get acquainted with the true meaning of the word alienation
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Tried to shop for a field jacket online and gave up.
I don't want to look like someone's uwu smol girlfriend I want to look like a deadbeat dad in a zombie apocalypse
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oh gosh lance is flirting with carlos he's never beating the "only into dilfs or men 30+ whichever comes first" allegations....
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his existence brings me both amusement and inexplicable dread smh
the urge to rattle him but naw I don’t wanna be within 3 feet with this man— /lh
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