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#smell my finger
sysig · 2 days ago
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Even my blood is strawberry-scented
Charm Myr, probably
#It has been an interesting day so far#Our closest store is having a closing sale - it is a large brand weep not - so we went out and bought some novelties#I now have a plush horse :) And I am happy for it#He's made with soft plush material and has interesting construction! Well worth waiting for a sale lol#But one of the things we saw was this like - plastic milk container filled with slime? Pink slime that's strawberry-scented?#And we were like ''Well obviously we have to get this I mean it's on sale /and/ it's absolutely ridiculous''#And so we get home crack it open and it slowly just kinda plops and bloops and pops out of the small opening at the top#It is in fact rather dissimilar to an actual milk carton who could've suspected#So we play with it for a bit and it has that very Distinct clearly-not-edible chemically strawberry smell that toys tend to#But it's shimmery and cold and that's great for summer (not that it's very cold today but good for the future!)#And it has a warning not to eat it (no worries there it smells terrible) and to wash hands once you're done playing with it#We do and continue about our day#Now I - despite growing my middle finger nails - still bite all of the rest of them and the skin around them#I go to do so and immediately sputter and pfffbtl and all the rest#The smell - the /taste/ has seeped into the pads of our fingers and despite several hand washings it will not let up#Hot water cold water hand soap dish soap fuckin' baking soda it is relentless#I can't even touch what I want to eat directly because the flavour will transfer from my fingers to the food to my mouth#It even stays on my lips so I can't lick them without tasting that horrible bitterness laced up in ✨stwawbewwy✨#I am in hell#So yeah 8/10 we'll have to put on gloves next time we play with it#Villainsona#Just Desserts
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movedaccs030221 · 5 months ago
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hm. what specific food(s) really set you off and make you uncomfortable but you can't explain why to ppl so they don't take you seriously.
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m0th-rambles · 6 months ago
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Spy has no right to be so fucking AUHSJSNS like??? I hate him sm but??? I love him. Maybe its my mental illness kickin in but grrr
Mon petit chou fleur??? Really???? Do you expect me not to get angee over the fact i find that kinda sweet and i want to be called that??????
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2010ingraves · 7 months ago
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i ate a piece of French toast flavored donut a couple minutes ago and my index finger on my right hand still smells like French toast fsr
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squishdaniel · 8 months ago
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okay put how are you supposed to light a candle with a tiny lighter when it's halfway burned and you have to stick your hand in the jar
someone please teach me I'm struggling
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diabloindigo · 10 months ago
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Smell my finger!
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theoddsideofme · a year ago
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observatory-mansiion · a year ago
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I close my eyes and all I see are fields of lavender and bee hives 💒
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lesbiancolumbo · a year ago
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“Why shouldn’t I sleep well when I know that I have Sidney Falco to take care of everything for me? He can do anything! He can even come to me with brilliant stories.” - Ernest Lehman
Sweet Smell of Success (1957, dir. Alexander Mackendrick)
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