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bogofeternalcheryl · 1 year
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diabloindigo · 1 year
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Detective Pikachu comic adaptation
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pikinanouart · 1 month
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Chapter 96!
Hilarious that Anya's number was 13 as if they wanted her to be unlucky but that didn't work!
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desceros · 2 months
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ok this one's better. ignore any previous villain donnie's left in your inbox oooo
[meteorologist voice] well folks if you look to your night sky you'll have a chance of catching a special treat tonight! looks like tumblr user desceros has fucking exploded and will be ascending to become a star in our cosmos. wow, what an opportunity to see spontaneous human combustion in real time. truly something special. anyway, back to you, janice
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pangur-and-grim · 2 years
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earlier today I touched something stinky and had to put my hand in the Stink Removal Jar for 20 minutes
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neopetting · 1 month
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what's your favorite bob + linda moment!
I LITERALLY HAVE THE SCREENSHOTS DRAFTED thank you so much for asking let’s do this
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…hello! i’m bob
hel-looo, i’m linda~ i noticed you sauntering over here
yeah, i noticed you drinking over here. uhh, a lot
seems like a single fella like you is usin his charm on me–is that what i’m seein?
i.. might be making, a.. charmesan sandwich, yeah :)
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✨i love sandwiches✨
yeahh, well, you smell like you do
thank~you. you smell, uh… inneresting. you got a toothbrush at home, or ya still shoppin around~~?
how ‘bout i, uh. use 😏 yours 😏
i have to say. bob, was it? my charm alarm is ringin off the hook. should i let it go to voicemail and we keep talkin~? 😘
.. sooowait, it’s an alarm that has.. voicemail? i don’t. get it–
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hello single people at this mixer who i’ve never met before
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starryeyedadmirer · 3 months
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✨I love him so much!!!✨
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tatsubites · 1 year
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Sketchy anatomy practice with Eden :^)
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jasperyourmutt · 2 months
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When your fingers got that good musk smell after you’re done jerking it >>>>
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fbfh · 1 year
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Just tried to answer a Leo ask and it crashed and I lost the whole thing :') instead I'd like to quickly remind you all that Leo Valdez is literally the prettiest person ever. His hands look like they were carved by Michaelangelo and his nose wrinkles a little when he laughs and his curls are so bouncy and glossy and fluffy. You can see the intelligence and life and joie de vivre in his eyes and he looks at you with a joy and love that permeates every cell in his body. His smell, his mannerisms, the patterns he taps out when he's stimming have all become so familiar to you, and they're some of your favorite things in the world. You just love him. You love this man. Bc who possibly couldn't.
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maretriarch · 1 month
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feeling really petite and fragile and damaged after slicing my finger open multiple times on a low fat zero sugar yogurt cup
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nocylipcowa · 9 months
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i applied for the position of producer's assistant in one of polish animation studios that i followed for a few years so wish me luck my guys
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arsonist-chicken · 5 months
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I got to look at the room in the dormitory and now I'm torn between taking it and running, or maybe taking a bit more time to find something... less really cramped and where the washing machine doesn't smell sour, somehow
#and i have to decide today help#like yeah my flatmates are awful and I hate them and am in a bad mood whenever they're home#but they're usually gone on the weekends so at least I'm alone then#there's Something weird about the dormitory I looked at but I can't put my finger on it. apart from the awful smell in the laundry room#but I mean I could take my laundry to a laundromat if I really didn't want to use that washing machine I guess#there's shared kitchens there too but oh well i've done that before#but by god am I looking forward to living alone after university#all I want is a flat with enough space for a large bed or a pull-out couch for when friends visit#and ideally a balcony and cats allowed#mine#jess' flatmate rants#am I being too picky? all student rooms are very small and shared kitchens and bathrooms are normal#what really threw me off was the washing machine ngl#aaah maybe that's another thing: my old dorm was bigger so more anonymous#this one has a kitchen for 8-10 people#i'm not very social; I don't want to be friends with the people in my dorm; I want to be alone and left alone when I'm at home#anyway. guess I have that to consider for the next hour or so#aah Vse Kar Vem came up and I'm crying again; wonderful#also you know those days when anyone talking in the same room as you makes you want to murder them? i'm on like week two or three of that#with no stop and idk why and what's wrong; send help#ngl maybe my problem is less with the dorm itself and more that I literally can't imagine a good future for myself right now#where I get to not live either in my childhood bedroom forever or only ever with flatmates which. I'm never moving in with strangers again#and I have no friends I could move in with who would want that or don't already live with their boyfriends
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spilledmilkfkdies · 1 month
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Who would propose first Gantlos or Ogron? To each that is
HHHHHhhhhhmmmm
If we're feeling extra giggles and kicks feet? Maybe Ogron. Gantlos absolutely could too, and he would- BUT I like the idea of powerful and prideful Ogron going out of his way to put himself out there like that. Proposing can be scary!! Also Gantlos being on the receiving end of affection is my shit. Basically. Normal thoughts.
Really it's more whoever gets to it first though. Who'll get impatient enough to take the big step first? And how would they do it!!!!!
I don't think either are the big deal public proposal type where you really can't say no because suddenly you're holding a microphone, but that still leaves us with a couple of options. Depending on when this happens it influences some things too, of course. Fun fact! Proposing on the battlefield does actually not count as a public proposal, if anyone was wondering. Fairies are not an audience. So yeah. Do with that what you will.
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yashley · 2 years
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not thinking about if this “fearne calloway” really is fearne calloway. this faun being sent out by her “nana”, who is sending people out, to find “parents” that were in hiding despite the severe dangers, despite the fact no one even knew these parents had a daughter. the first thing fearne ever says is her name. fearne calloway. not fearne. but fearne calloway. recognizable instantly to those who are hunting them, and this faun was sent out alone with it pinned to her chest. the disconnect of time and age, birdie being surprised how much this fearne calloway has grown, her being given tangible postcards for these parents that are just rose-scented lies. and she can’t really remember. oh she felt different in the feywild… and she has wonderful… memories. but she doesn’t remember when her parents left. of course she remembers her nana’s handwriting… but not enough to recognize it. she remembers sections of her home in the feywild… but not details. I don’t remember what I’m doing here. Oh I’m Fearne Calloway I’m Looking For My Parents Birdie and Ollie🤗
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