“um this is about sidney crosby and alexander ovechkin, right?” (also the detail about sid taking a yoga mat and doing stretches beside the pool… slutty)
whilst I silently die inside from having left Canada JUST BEFORE fanexpo, have some (two) rogue head canons;
Johnny is not very clingy when he knows people can give him attention but when someone he likes is working, he will do anything in his power to make them pay attention to him, including putting on slutty clothes. He also likes to wear that one black Gi around Daniel because of how low cut it is and uses the excuse of ‘I’ve got to stay in shape, LaRusso.’ when asked what he’s doing
teen!johnny fluctuated between each of the cobra’s houses when he got kicked out of his house (by Sid) so each cobra had some time alone to play with him (Daniel got lucky once when Johnny got kicked out and the Cobra’s all had things on, Daniels mom was conveniently out at a parent teacher conference that night)
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It’s one reason he started stretching again. He stayed flexible but it took him some time to get back to where he was before—and the work was another way to torture Daniel. Truly a present when Daniel walks in on him in a straddle stretch in his briefs because “his pants weren’t stretchy enough.”
Yes he can see the tent in Daniel’s pants when he acts oblivious and seductive. Yes that makes him do it more and more until he’s taking off his tops when he and Daniel are planning class together.
He thinks it’s silly that he feels a chick with her tits out somehow, like he’s indecent and should be covering up—but it makes him feel excited to be exposed for Daniel’s viewing.
Daniel strikes first for once.
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Lucky Cobras. They love hanging out with one another but they’re always thirsty for some alone time with Johnny like pigeons with scraps of bread.
They told him he could still stay at their place because their parents knew him well but he declined and Daniel was there like a knight in shining armor, leading him (gently, accidentally manhandes) him into his and his moms apartment. They’re both nervous but Daniel is a great host and Johnny tries to be extra nice.