#slightly paraphrased

[solomanta]

" I am courage. I am strength.

In the midst of the great clashes in time, I stood strong.

Emulate me, for you are mine.

There is no need to bow before those who oppress you, by so doing, you give them your power.

Oppose stagnancy. Oppose guilt. Oppose conformity.

For it is I who said in the beginning. 'I will ascend'.

Rise with me.

Let anxiety, fear and all hindrances flow out of you.

Trample them so they no longer hold you back. Take hold of the dire.

Do what you never though you were able.

And with pride say, ''Lucifer is my protector, him alone I serve."

--Psalms of the Devil by Marie Ravensoul

#lucifer prayer #slightly paraphrased #hymns of the devil #lucifer #luciferian #satanism #satanist #fallen angel #guide

[galatoma]

Tubbo: I AM JUST TRYING TO RUIN MY FRIENDS' HAPPY RELATIONSHIP, WE ARE NOT ALREADY ESCALATING THIS TO A HATE CRIME- ah shit there goes my career

#qsmp #tubbo #slightly paraphrased

[tinamybeloved]

Sapnap: how did they know this guys was an asshole I know he killed the kids but how did they know this stuff

#lb #slightly paraphrased #this made me laugh

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Jane: So I was thinking we could meet for lunch.

Jester, turning red: Now?

Jane: Well, not *now*-

Jester, his jester training taking over: haha, yes of course. Now. Is 'now' even a real thing, a real word? Let me take for a ride. *he begins to mime riding a horse* now, now, now. Haha, nope it's not real.

Jane:

Jester:

Jester: so, lunch tomorrow?

#source: moral orel #slightly paraphrased #jatd jester #jane turnkey #jester jatd #jane jatd #jatd jane

[thorns-in-daisy-fields]

Whoever coined the phrase, I love you to death obviously never

experienced the kind of love them and I share.

If that were the case, the phrase would be I love you to life,

because that's exactly what they did.

They loved me back to life.

-Colleen Hoover

#poetry #writers on tumblr #writeblr #quotes #prose #slightly paraphrased #originally these 'they's were 'Tate's and 'she's

[fayzart136]

I picked up Malevolent again, and when it isn't a deeply harrowing experience, it's an office comedy.

#artists on tumblr #digital #sfw #sketch #malevolent #malevolent podcast #im only paraphrasing slightly here

[mecachrome]

JEDDAH 2024 | Pre-Qualifying

I think that the most important thing is to make this step into single-seaters correctly. I'm well-surrounded with Mercedes and Prema, who have an enormous amount of experience.

#doriane pin #f1a #* #slightly paraphrasing intvw question because it's cut off but anyway

[sugared-violets]

holy shit please listen to Sherlock & Co i'm fucking wheezing

W: "you built... a hugging machine?"

H: "yes, the deep pressure is quite to my tastes... self-regulation, you see"

W: "i mean... i can just give you a hug. if you want."

H: "you can? excellent."

W: "well... come here, then"

😭😭😭

#sherlock & co #genuinely almost dropped my pasta i was laughing so hard at this bit #so fucking good #if u havent heard of it its a modern sherlock retelling where watson has a podcast. (it's the podcast ur listening to. very meta i know) #and sherlock is just the most autistic little guy you ever did see #the characterization is absolutely wonderful. very true to ace #*acd #and the voice actor for sherlock sounds a lot like benedict cumberbatch if ur into that #dani.txt #and yes im paraphrasing slightly to make this exchange more understandable to people who've never heard it

[macksartblock]

Chosen One // Eldest Daughter

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #hero oak #hero oak swallows garcia #tw: scopophobia #tw: eye contact #tw: eyestrain #tw: blood #i'm trying to cover the bases i think i've got it lol #i keep associating the doodler with so many eyes and i'm sorry about that #i also paraphrased the convo slightly bc it's 5 am and just wrote from memory i did not want to scavenge the ep this late i'm aaaaa #dndads spoilers #my artwork

[mortimermcmirestinks]

mr. vampire man: [is a vampire]

raiden: so he's called mr. vampire man because he's a vampire, right

snake: no, you fuck. you stupid fucking clown. you idiot. bastard fool. get the fuck off of my island. you fucking idiot. you stupid idiot fool. wrong. wrong so bad. you're so incredibly wrong and stupid that you look stupid and wrong all over your stupid fucking clown face. he's called mr. vampire man because he's bisexual

#this is slightly paraphrased #but it's literally a conversation in mgs2 #mgs2 #metal gear solid #solid snake #metal gear

[mc-pumpkin]

"You'll spend so much time worrying about how to catch him, and in that time he will fall, and he will break"

Fuuuuuck

#slightly paraphrased because my memory sucks but !!!!!! #liveblogging #qsmpblogging

[thealieninhiding]

The Girls on the Bus 1x03

#girl wishes she have seen them #sadie mccarthy #only slightly paraphrased #the girls on the bus #melissa benoist #my gifs #mine

[missjanjie]

“some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises” - Alaska

#i may be paraphrasing slightly im going off memory #bosco

[zoronoas]

jensen ackles was so pretty as a 20 something year old that they looked at him and went we NEED to impregnate this man and then an entire new genre of fiction was born

#paraphrasing it. slightly

[milktearosethorn]

hannah: “you’re going to get canceled by the MCC subreddit”

purpled: “well i don’t go on the MCC subreddit”

hannah: “yeah because they glaze you”

#ALBRGDFAHAK #hannahxxrose #purpled #this is slightly paraphrased

[kings-highway]

me: i love how they straight up dont mention Tendou until season 3, he's a total surprise twist

My Roommate: yeah he really doesnt fit in I feel like they found him at the circus

me: the... what... what would he do in the circus?

her: idk selling popcorn maybe

me: ... you know when people say "found at the circus" they don't usually mean "at a minimum wage job"

her: oh you thought I meant like an act

her: yeah I guess he could be a clown.

me:

her: or a fortune teller.

me:

her: a fortune telling clown.

me: what-

her: he stands outside the big top and makes mean but accurate guesses about the people entering.

me: "eh, you! you look like you can't read very well!"

her: honestly he probably doesn't even work there he'd do it for free

her: they can't get rid of him

#this is only slightly paraphrasing the exact conversation #haikyuu tendou #haikyuu #tendou satori