fascinating new bug where i can’t edit/make new posts at all on desktop
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Wife, after expanding her list of “Recognizable Actors” to a grand five people: other couples have the ‘Cheat 10’ lists or whatever. this should be our version.
Me: what, if you can recognize them onscreen, you can sleep with them?
Wife, already laughing hysterically: y-yeah
Me: you know that wouldn’t work
Wife: yeaaaah!
Me: because the hottest celebrity on your list could show up at the club and proposition you
Wife: 😂😂😂
Me: and you STILL WOULDN’T RECOGNIZE THEM SOMEHOW
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So. We passed through this small town in Oregon again this weekend. This is what their Harvest Effigy has evolved into this December. Again, we elected not to spend the night.
I especially appreciate the Christmas lightbulb necklace. It's hard to tell from these photos, but it lights up and flashes.
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Do you think mayor mc cheese is a Dom or a sub
Definitely a sub. He was grilled into existence at some point so he probably has a high pain tolerance.
Though you would have to get him a specially made gag so that it fits on that cheeseburger head of his.
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it's gotten to a point where I am imagine tiktok edits to my f1 AU....
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My ceiling just made a very loud cracking noise so might die idk
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This semi truck has been outside our house for like an hour. My dad has knocked on it and it doesn’t seem like anyone could here him. He called the police because he was worried about the person inside. I just found out about this now.
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My dad was just telling me about this guy he knew who would draw his own blood, put it in the fridge and then re-inject it the next day bc it gave him a rush i just thought i’d share that with the world
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It was 7:30 am, and I had not been to sleep yet, and I was writing/processing family mishegoss, when I saw something move out of the corner of my eye.
It was a raccoon. ON THE NEARBY ROOF. After a moment, it noticed me and the pointycat watching it. It seemed very concerned or possibly curious about the pointy cat. Then it began scratching itself furiously. Then, after a couple mor minutes, it turned and stuffed its entire round furred self into a tiny hole in the roof.
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Dc x dp idea 13?
Danny just gaslighting the JL and JLD.
They summoned the ghost king obviously Danny shows up cause i love that for him. He’s in human form. He does that on purpose.
Must ppl assume they messed up send him back and leave it at that. Nope not these people.
Constantine is checking the summoning circle again. Just tells Danny he won’t fall for his disguise and that he knows that he’s ghost king. And says he wants to make a deal.
Danny knows this man sells his souls more then his parents claim they want to tear phantom up molecule by molecule and he has no use for a soul anyways. So Danny just says if i was a king i wouldn’t be failing high school. He wouldn’t even go to high school.
Then Danny goes on about how he has a bully so obviously he couldn’t be a king. Not to mention his human non royal parents. They were mad scientist and ghost hunters but that’s as interesting as they got. Also hello he is alive what did Constantine think he was secretly a ghost.
Danny then walks around the circle just pointing at the total correct symbols going are you sure it’s meant to be a crown. What if this king is a queen and has a tiara. Like who are you to assume it’s a king if you’ve never met them.
John isn’t falling for it at all. Now everyone else is doubting him. Batman pulled up Danny on the computer a perfectly normal human child. So Danny is gonna pull out the big guns. Looks at him and goes if i step out will that prove I’m not currently the ghost king.
It’s one of the other JLD members who says he wouldn’t be able to if he was king. It was warded to keep the king in. So Danny who is currently human just steps out.
See he’s totally not the just king. Currently.
Turns out they needed someone to deal with the box ghost. Danny just say oh i got that. He soups him and goes i did say my parents were ghost hunters
Danny failed to realize once he stepped out of the circle they couldn’t send him back that way. So now he is stuck being questioned but hey at least he is in space.
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ALMOST LOSING YOUR HUSBAND AND ALMOST LOSING YOUR BROTHER'S HUSBAND IN ONE PIC
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Topics of conversation among the elven party come to visit Minas Tirith for Aragorn and Arwen's wedding:
Whether the paintings and tapestries of legendary events made by the city's denizens are accurate
Whether Glorfindel should be shown tapestries depicting his fall
Balrogs don't look like that
Whether Osgiliath really was as pretty as they say
Whether Osgiliath or Annuminas was prettier
Whether the Rohirrim resemble the house of Hador much
Whether Aredhel would have gotten on well with Eowyn (difficult question because on the one hand - gestures at everything - and on the other: Aredhel was a difficult person at times, had never met one of the secondborn and would likely have mortally offended the other within ten minutes)
Another Gondorian woman looking a bit like Lúthien
Why do Lúthien look-alikes turn up generations upon generations after Elros
Does Minas Tirith feature too many stone walls and too little greenery
Is there something wrong with the Noldor for not minding being cooped up within stone walls
There having still been far more greenery in Tirion last time the exiles had been there (7000 years ago)
Whether Tirion was much changed when Glorfindel last saw it (3000 years ago)
Whether Gondorians naming their children after Túrin of all people is taking things a bit too far
Whether an inkeeper should be informed his prized family heirloom is an elvish dinner knife
Whether a courtier should be informed his prized family heirloom had been made by Curufin because on the one hand he might consider it cool, and on the other hand - Curufin
Whether a certain type of cake should best be eaten hot or cold
Can you use osanwë accidentally and is it cheating if it happens while you're playing bridge
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I had someone try to insult me today by saying “no one wants your kidneys” like what? What does this mean? I am so confused.
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That moment when you yawn at 2:25 am and just say "Yes, makes sense" to yourself.
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