#sleep deprived mess

[jeeaark]

how did greygold react to wyll attempting to flirt with lae'zel?

Baffled

#Bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel #wyll ravengard #Greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Greygold quite enjoyed Wyll's attempts #like watching a githyanki documentary on what -not- to say #And even though Greygold is one big stinky bloody sweaty sleep-deprived mess of a half-orc #apparently not saying anything and leading the way is a very successful strategy to Lae'zel's..... #well not heart yet but interest to say the least HAH

[ogsherlockholmes]

If I wrote a modern day Holmes adaptation I’d include a scene were Watson was like “Holmes, it’s four o’clock in the afternoon, it’s too early to go to bed” and Holmes would pop out from beneath his duvet and say “who decided four o’clock was too early? Capitalists, and I oppose capitalism." then he would turn his lamp off and fall asleep.

#coming to you from a sleep deprived mess #still more canon accurate than you know who #chew on that Moftiss #sherlock holmes #sherlock #acd #acd canon #sherlockholmes #john watson

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Sleep deprived danny and dani

So dani was coming to visit danny, and it was going good

Until a new threat interrupted them

Danny wanted to deal with it on his own but dani after traveling for so long had developed some new powers and skills she wanted to show off so she pestered danny until he agreed

Now the threat wasn't strong, either of them could have taken him out, buuuuuut he had a artefact that could travel the infinite realms

Now even if the threat is outside of amity park they cant just let an artefact like that still be in his possession

And because of the time difference between the infinite realms while there only gone an hour in amity park, for danny and dani they've been chasing this fucker for a week straight

So after a week the asshole finally stops in this 1 universe and has been there for a while (they've given up on time awareness) (the guys been there for a month)

So they open a portal, beat she shit out of the guy for making them chase him like scooby doo and take back the artefact

However it was after that they saw where they were, it was a weird room with the "we love spandex club" in it and on the other side there were fruitloops who called themselves "the light"

Danny and dani look at eachother, dani makes sure they have the artefact and danny puts the guy they were chasing in soup time to interrogate later

They open a portal and leave for the sweet release of sleep

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The light and the Justiase league are confused

They were trying to come to an agreement on something when a Lazarus pit opened and 2 white haired children came out

Klarion only got out the words "oh shit" before the twins proceded to beat the living shit out of him

They took an artefact that klarion had recently got, and they locked him in a ...thermos?

Before leaving

WTF

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #dc #klarion #klarion the witch boy #the justice league #dani phantom #sleep deprived danny #you dont mess with his sleep #or dani's sleep #she'll do much worse #danny and dani beat the shit out of klarion #klarion can be put in soup time #the second they stepped out of the portal klarion knew he fucked up #he thought he could get away from these scarily powerful children #he was wrong

[jelzorz]

158.

"Hey, you know how to pick locks, right?"

It's an odd thing to ask. Callum's always been weird like that, Rayla supposes, and usually his weird questions are related to magic, and Xadia, and elven script and Rayla is (generally) happy to oblige. What can she say? He likes to learn, and the lilt in his voice and the light in his eyes and the excitement in his smile is endearing, and she's never been particularly good at saying no, at least not to him.

But this one is weird because it's not a Xadia thing, or a magic thing, or an elven script thing, and when he asks, he's not nearly as upbeat about it. At first, she doesn't get it. It's a useful skill to have, and a fun skill to master—it's like a puzzle but more fiddly, and Rayla had taught herself years and years ago because she didn't like it when Ethari and Runaan tried to keep her out of places, so of course she learned (in part) to spite them. Callum's never really had the same restrictions because he's a prince, and all he has to do to unlock anything is ask, usually, and yet—

"Can you teach me?"

"Er. Sure?" Rayla tilts her head at him curiously. "You planning a heist or something?"

Callum chuckles a little. "Or something," he says cryptically. "What, you don't think I can do it?"

"I don't think it's your style," says Rayla. "You're a prince and high mage, why on earth would you need to know how to pick a lock?"

He smirks then. "Ancient tomes, forbidden libraries, old abandoned ruins, jellytart runs... All sorts of reasons. Just feels like a necessary skill for adventure, y'know?"

Rayla laughs at that. "I mean, I guess. How often are you intending to break into forbidden libraries and old abandoned ruins?"

"As often as I need to, thank you very much. I have a whole life of adventure ahead of me, and I'll be damned if not being able to pick locks is the thing that stops me."

Rayla shakes her head at him, trying not to laugh at the way he wheedles. She was never going to say no, and he knows it, and he's far too smug about it for it not to be funny. For a second, she actually forgets that it's a weird thing to ask and teases him back: "Fine, but you'll have to ask Opeli for the handcuffs. I'm sure she won't wonder why you want them."

Callum snickers loudly at that, and it's that simple, that easy, just jokes between the two of them about a skill they don't really need, until later, when Rayla's showing him the mechanics of a lock and a thought occurs to her that reminds her why the whole thing feels a bit off-kilter.

"You know, we've only really had problems with locks, like, twice," she muses. "There was that one time Opeli arrested me, and then that time on Sea Legs, but I mean, you managed fine."

Something flickers across Callum's face. His smile twitches, falters, and if Rayla didn't know him so well, she might have missed it because she can see how hard he's trying to make it less of a deal than it is.

"Yeah, well." He shifts uncomfortably, the memory just as unpleasant for him. "I don't want repeats. I don't want anyone else trying to feed you to any sea leviathans."

"Somehow I think that was a one time thing." Rayla pauses, her smile fading a little as she fiddles with the manacles on his wrists. "How'd you get out of the chains Finnegrin put you in anyway? You apparently didn't pick them."

There's a pause. Callum looks away, and the whole world stills as the realisation dawns over Rayla, as cold as the way her blood froze in her veins that same day.

"...Callum."

"I had to do," he says quietly. He meets her gaze then, and the storm in his eyes makes her intestines writhe like snakes. "I couldn't let him hurt you."

Rayla says nothing for a moment, fingers hovering over the chains locked around his wrists. Her heart thumps heavily. Her breath shudders out. "Well," she says after a moment. "I guess we have to make sure you don't end up in that position a third time."

"You're not angry?"

"I don't know." She touches his hand then and finds herself relieved that it's still warm under her fingers. She doesn't know how to feel about it, but they're both alive and they're both safe so... that must count for something. "It doesn't matter," she says in the end. "I'm just... Glad we're okay. You won't do it again anyway."

Callum looks up at her. "Won't I?"

"No." Rayla hands him the lockpick. "I won't let you."

#this is a mess but im sleep deprived which is always my excuse and always valid #rayllum #in anticipation

[strayrainbow]

For the DTIYS by @ladylunora !!!

It was really fun, Thank you for the challenge!

#I haven't done lineart in Years and colouring is so difficult right now. Still not super happy with it. #I'll probably end up messing with it more but for now it's kinda gotta be done #I'll post alternatives when I'm less sleep deprived. Maybe #hlvrai #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai benrey #fan art #my art #first almost finished piece in A While #why r colours sp harrrrdddd #I may also have 2 other pieces and an animation that I definitely won't get done in time #or even anytime soon #but the dtiys has done something to me and im Inspired #benculavanfeetmanDTIYS #frenrey #half life vr but the ai is self aware #please look at the hands i tried so hard #but not too close. dont look at the mess pls and thx

[pmc360]

🎃

Had an idea to make this last minute OCT inktober thing, hopefully you’ll join me! (Please this took me way to long)

#law of talos #OCT #october #oc tournament #art #For some reason this took me a whole night to to #inktober #If I messed up anything blame it on my sleep deprivation #castle of nations #karl law of talos #endzone #ibispaintx #zeurel #Unkown person #Yea I’m running out of ideas

[loveeari]

tim: coffee is a perfect source of health and stability alfred: master tim please put the coffee down tim: no <;3 the entire batfame: OOOOOooOOOOO he's in troubleee

#don't mess with alfie #funny #batman #tim drake #sleep deprivation #incorrect batbros #incorrect batfamily quotes

[lolli-says-stuff]

I’m method acting Yassen (I only slept 4 hours the past two nights and I care deeply for Alex Rider)

#yassen gregorovich #alex rider #alex rider tv #alex rider books #lolli is sleep deprived #also got a sever case of period messing with my gut so now I’m unhappy and my spicy tolerance is down to 0 :/ #(my tummy hurts because I had a little spice) #:( #but also Yasha 💞🥰

[sensitiveheartless]

WIP ask game

Thank you for the tag, @azapofinspiration! :D

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

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Ok, so my WIPs are frankly a mess and are all strewn around in my main doc folder, but I have pulled out most of the ones that I consider to be currently ongoing (plus one that I had forgotten about but now that I've rediscovered it I think it might be fun to finish at some point aksdjfksdj)

All but one of these are skk, but I'm also throwing in the original story I've been working on just for fun, it should be pretty clear which one that is based on the title alone (but just in case it isn't, heads up that the OC story is the last one on this list!)

My current WIPs:

Howl AU epilogue revamp-revamp (we'll get there eventually lads)

...Somethin'

Skyline Pigeon chapter 2

Teleporting nonsense

The Boy Who Caught a Falling Star(Howl AU, excerpts of Dazai’s perspective)

A Rose in Fairyland

(I do technically have a lot of other ones not included here but those are Messes that are not in a state to be snippeted lol)

No-pressure tags: @neonganymede, @feralrookie, @iwritenarrativesandstuff, @noose-lion, @soukokumychildren, @feralshadowdemon

Also, anyone else who sees this and feels like doing it, consider yourself tagged! :D

#my titles tend to be kind of a mess lol #But yeah! I've been getting way more writing done now that I'm not constantly sleep deprived #so I'd love to talk about any of these that people are interested in! :D #senhart's writing #ask game

[poolofstuff]

Why does this give Damian vibes

#imagine sleep deprived Tim walking in on this mess #damian wayne #batfam #tim drake #batman #batcow

[the20thcenturykid]

I was thinking about something... We know that both Lilith and Alastor were missing for the last 7 years and we have confirmation that Lilith is now in heaven and from Alastor breakdown in finale that his powers are somewhat compromised, limited (what could also add to the reason why he lost to Adam, since as prideful as Al is he couldn't fathom loosing to him even when not on his full power) and that his deal is part of it, probably even cause.

Soooo, long post theory ehead.

Leading theory is that Alastor made not so good a deal with Lilith but! When? If it happened during those 7 years would Husk know about it at all since it looks like Alastor might not even be able to talk about it? (Again, his pride and hubris but it also looks like he isn't allowed to say much about those 7 years) I highly doubt Alastor had some heartfelt conversation about that somewhere during those 6 months of show, especially if he really cannot say much about it so... Husk shouldn't know much.

What if the deal itself is old news and recent development was just part of it? Since he played with some voodoo during his lifetime it's not out of question he made it even before his death or right after since from the beginning he was able to take down overlords one after another. Also - did Al actually sold his soul or someone pulled on him "power for tiny favour in future" ploy? Or both?

The question of why he's engaging with the Hotel's plot is also on, because as honestly compelling is the idea he was just bored we can be sure it's just an excuse and he has way bigger plans.

Alastor was and is the hunter.

He also can probably destroy souls. He threatened Husk to do so, since overlords he killed disappeared completely they could get this fate. Normally when the human soul gets killed in hell they come back sooner or later but not when killed by angels and apparently Alastor if he decides to do so.

Now to the point - I have weird feelings that his deal isn't with Lilith but rather this "future favour" is somehow connected to her and probably she's its target. What if she messed with the one who owns Alastor's soul and he was sent to silence her? From the start - I don't know if Alastor is/was strong enough to kill an ancient demon queen even with extra power from his "benefactor" but if so it would be wise to hide from demon who's hunting her in only place he would never be able to go - in heaven.

Now, why is Alastor supposedly weaker if he's to take down Lilith? BECAUSE HE FAILED and this is his punishment for that. Why was he missing for the whole 7 years? Was he searching for Lilith? Yeah, for that I have no fucking idea to be honest. Idk, he tried to break into heaven by force and accidentally fell into limbo between heaven and hell and just got out after 7 years and Lilith not sure where he is didn't want to leave her safe haven for which she probably paid quite a big price (probably part of the deal which Lute mentioned at the end of season). Idk, that would be funny.

This all could quite well fit the reason why Alastor is so interested not only in the Hotel but most importantly in Charlie. As redemption might be a way to enter heaven I doubt Al would even consider going through it, but just knowledge if it's possible for demon souls to go there would be some hint how to exploit this possibility to get to Lilith. But the most important part here is Charlie. She's still young and finding her footing and how's the best way to get her trust? Help her grow and achieve her goals. Alastor went for some lengths to gather some trust and by how everyone reacted for his comeback at the end it looks like aside from Lucifer and Husk he bought some of it from them. And there's also a question of Charlie's deal. "Favour where she doesn't have to harm her friends"? Maybe some footing for the way to lure Lilith out of heaven or find his way there to get her by himself.

So why doesn't Alastor just use Charlie now to lure Lilith out? If he threatened to harm Charlie who's still discovering her own power her mother should come running to help her child? Well judging from outside sources about Al and his personality he isn't as cold blooded as one might think and even when he was alive he had his code. Afterall using hostages is quite low blow, so he's trying to avoid it by manipulating Charlie into trusting her. This is also the reason why he hated Lucifer's involvement so much - he's another obstacle and actually quite problematic. One thing is to manipulate the young one to get to the ancient demon queen, the other to try to manipulate the young one in front of their father to get to the ancient demon queen who happens to be said fathers wife (ex?).

And now for the finale and his breakdown. One thing is his pride was just completely slaughtered by Adam, he's losing control, he's not only weaker than someone, but even weaker than he himself thought (and just a few hours earlier he was making fun of Adam for his hubris and just got the biggest UNO reverse card in his afterlife). Also, he realised that he almost died in an attempt of protecting Hotel and its residents. No matter if they are just means to the end, if he's accidentally creating himself a new obstacle on the way to his prey by getting attached to them and most importantly Charlie using them will be way more difficult. He's scared of showing any weaknesses, and here he showed not only that he isn't as powerful in fight as he seemed but now feels emotionally vulnerable. And he hates it so much.

SOOOOOOOOOO

One last thing. Who's the person with whom Alastor made a deal? Since he gained the skill of destroying souls one might think it's some angel, but then heaven wouldn't be so safe for Lilith. So probably Roo, the Root of whole evil that was teased here and there by Viv for some time. If so

#don't mind me im sleep deprived overcafeinated and on adhd meds #and bored in train #i know its mess #i just had to write some of my thoughts #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #lilith #charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #hazbin lilith #theory time yay #i should get some sleep #ugh #bye

[thesedarkcafedays]

Taking a leap x Falling knowing she’ll catch him

#The Rookie #therookieedit #chenfordedit #Tim Bradford #chenford in the rookie #the rookie: thesedarkcafedays #srb because I was sleep deprived and the last two gifs were a mess

[irishteagoblin]

Necron Shitpost Presented With Little Context (you know who you are who inspired this)

#warhammer #necrons #necrontyr #warhammer 40k #my art #warhammer meme #warhammer shitpost #necron shitpost #necron meme #lokhust destroyer #please I’m sleep deprived help I’ve messed up my sleep pattern and you all must suffer now

[cursedthing]

Finally after at LEAST 5 nights of cutting paper and sleepily sketching and detailing they're all done! :D

#ines's scribbles #nearly fell asleep while working on these like 4 times #reason for why we worked on them so late (2 am) was because we used them as ''work on something to get exhausted enough to fall asleep- #first try without waiting 3 hours'' and luckly for us that WORKED #unlockuy for them three tho as in our sleep deprived state we did mess up some details a bit. oh well nothing's perfect and! #we're pretty proud of how they turned out :] #17776 #17776 juice #17776 nine #17776 ten #17776 football

[resssistance]

happy valentine's day, fsblr <3

#figure skating #valentines #kaori sakamoto #yuzuru hanyu #kazuki tomono #shoma uno #accidentally team japan #i will never top my last years posts that were fueled by extreme sleep deprivation and the beijing olympics adrenaline lmao #but wanted to make at least a little something this year too #i just greatly enjoy the cringiest cards okay (you won't even see the worst ones bc i'm not that cruel yes probs even worse than 4a haha) #hopefully i won't mess up the scheduling thingy uh

[once-in-a-blood-moon]

Imagine playing footsie underneath the table while also playing cards with Solomon.

It starts with him trying to distract you as you make your play or as you pick your cards. His foot barely brushes against your own, lingering for just a moment. You raise an eyebrow at him and he acts innocent, waving it off as if it was an accident while grinning at you.

As time goes on, he amps up the poking and teasing, while also being sneaky and strategic. Solomon watches you intently as you scan through the cards you hold close to your body, somehow knowing when you have a good play or a good strategy. So each time you make a move, he does as well - with his feet.

After the nth time of feeling his foot on yours, you retaliate, pulling your foot back to give him a light jab, but kicking a little harder than you expected right into his shin. He topples onto the table as he winces in slight pain and holds his sore leg.

Whoops.

For the rest of the evening, you both make sure your movements are light taps and pokes, not full on kicks to avoid similar situations. And Solomon can’t help but chuckle each time he feels your foot touch his, amused by your antics that now match his own and feeling a glimmer of joy and contentment from just being near you.

#playing old maid with an old man #babe wdym i lose?? i may be holding the old maid card but you my good sir ARE the old maid #i'm gonna be holding the ACTUAL old maid in a sec get your ass back here and let me cuddle you!! #this isn't actually about old maid #what this is is dumb and a mess i'm sorry #but i’m sleep deprived so listen to me ramble #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x reader #jo's thoughts