#sled sparrow man

[fairy-sparrow-man]

❴SPARROW MAN❵

#tinkerbell #sparrow man #disney fairies #disney #terence #sled #slush #bobble #rumble #clank #buck #bubob

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Hello friend!! 'Tis I, in ypur inbox again😊😊For the 3 things ask, may I ask 8, 15, 24, and 36??

I hope you're having a lovely day!!

Hey friend! Nice to see ya!! I'm having a good day, and I hope you are too! Thank you for the ask :D (from this post here)

8. 3 tv shows that you never get bored of

Ohhhh this is actually a tough one because I am consistently having to watch mulitple shows during the same time period just so I can switch between them in an effort to prevent myself getting bored...Hmmmm. Ok, I would have to say:

Merlin: I watched the entire show in just over 2 weeks. And no, I didn't do much else during the two weeks. And I love it still.

Natsume's Book of Friends: an anime that I absolutely adore about a high school boy who can see yokai and grew up isolated and needs to learn how to trust people and have friendships :)

BONES: hehehehe. I love this show.

15. 3 quotes that have a special place in your life

I know this is likely meant to be motivational but...I love humourous quotes and movie references, so here are some I really enjoy and have shaped my humour and personality:

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl: "Me? I'm a dishonest man. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

My brother and I quote this one so often I am sure my father has absorbed the quote through osmosis alone as he has never been able to stay awake long enough to watch a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

This next one requires a bit of context, and I love it. In Robin Hood: Prince of Theives, as Robin is escaping the Bishop's chambers, the Sheriff of Nottingham shouts "Locksley!!! I'm going to cut your heart out, with a spoon!!!"

This prompts the following exchange that I absolutely adore:

Sheriff's cousin: "why a spoon, cousin? why not an ax?" Sheriff: "Because it's dull, you twit; it'll hurt more."

(Part of what makes this quote so memorable is how Alan Rickman (the sheriff) delivered it. His voice and inflection and tone are phenomenal and I love it so much.)

Finally, we have the famous musical, Chicago, with the line from Cell Block Tango:

"He was crazy. And then, he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."

I mean, who doesn't love a fun song about murder?

24. 3 places that makes you feel peaceful

My cousin's homes in Calgary; they are cousins on my mother's side and I love being around them. They are amazing and fun and make me feel so comforted.

An indoor pool that is mostly empty at 6 in the morning. There's like, no one there except a few elderly people doing their laps and a couple tired life guards who mostly let you do your own thing while they are supervising the pool.

Libraries. I spent so much time in our town library as a child that they feel like a second home to me.

36. 3 ways of traveling that you enjoy the most

Walking. It can be very relaxing and I feel really accomplished if I've gone on a good walk, and it's a nice way to exercise while going from one place to another and allows you a chance to soak in the scenery.

Car rides. Specifically, ones where I'm in the back seat and left to my own devices because I can daydream, plot stories, listen to music, or read if I want to.

Snow mobile. I love trying to lose my siblings in the calf sled behind me by tipping them over in the snow. Ehehehehe.

Thanks again for the ask, friend. Hope you enjoyed the responses!

#asks #three ask game #for fun #mutuals #friends #responses #backwardshirt #love you friend #movies #quotes

[niqhtlord01]

Destiny 2 Season of Dawn Funny Dialogue Part 2: Saint - 14

With the return of the greatest Titan to ever fight in for the light, what would he think of what the city has become? 

Saint: You are the one called the Drifter, yes? Drifter: The one and only. Saint: Do not go causing any trouble for the people here. Drifter: No need to be so hostile friend. I'm only here to promote Gambit for spry Guardians such as yourself. Saint: Believe me, this is far from me being hostile. Saint: (Steps closer to Drifter)  Saint: Hostile will be me using you as kindling to stay warm one cold night. Saint: (Glares at Drifter) Saint: I know your kind, but I know you have also helped Guardians. Saint: So this time it is only warning. Next time, it will be promise; "friend".  

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Devrim: So you're the guardian everyone's been clamoring about. Saint:  You must be the Gie Lovos Devrim: Pardon? Saint: Forgive me, it's what I heard the Fallen outside call you. Devrim: You understand that snake hissing? What does it mean? Saint: "Pretend Sniper" Devrim: I most certainly am not!  Saint: They were talking about this human that sits in a tower with a sniper rifle and never fires a shot. Devrim: That's nonsense, I shot some Fallen just this morning. Saint: Really? May I see your rifle then? Devrim: Of course, just handle with care. Saint: (Takes rifle, Inspects it) Saint: I doubt you killed anything with this bolt action. Devrim: It may not be as fancy as your guardian weapons, but old fashion weapons are just as good. Saint: Indeed they are, but I was referring to the fact the chamber has been rusted shut and can not load a round. Devrim: Well this is embarrassing. Saint: No doubt Gie Lovos

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Saint: Ello Ms. Holliday. Holliday: Hey Saint. What can I do for ya? Saint: I would like a sparrow with guns. Holliday: Why would you want one of those? Saint: Yours do not have guns. Holliday: Adding guns is a special order, and I just can't give everyone a custom ride. Saint: Yet you design one to look like christmas sled. Holliday: Well that's just- Saint: And one that has giant animal skull on the front easily the weight of a small child. Holliday: Now hold on now- Saint:  And don't think I forget what you made for Shaxx last solstice. (Both turn to see Shaxx on his tiny Sparrow scooting by) Shaxx: Thank you again Ms. Holliday! Shaxx: Why I haven't felt this much fun since I was kidnapped and made to read Shakespear! Saint: (Shouts after him) You would go faster if redjack pushed you like itty bitty child. Shaxx: (Shouts back) When you finally complete a mission in under three years then you can talk to me about being slow.

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Drifter: Bit odd to hear you being the greatest titan of all time when all you have is one gun. Saint: I am greatest titan of all time because I only need ONE gun.

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Saint: I have been told that you know much of the Vex. Asher: Of course I am you walking time paradox! No one can compare to my knowledge into the depths of the Vex mind. Saint: I would argue that I am just as knowledgeable as I have fought them for many centuries in the depths of the infinite forest. Asher: Do you not see my arm?! (Holds up Vex arm) You dare think you could be my equal? Saint: I notice your other arm is of the awoken, does that mean you are also a master of knowledge with the awoken? Asher: Don't be preposterous- Saint: Then why does being part Vex make you a master of knowledge of the Vex?

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Ikora: When you have some time I'd like you to sit down and tell some of the new guardians your experiences in the infinite forest. Ikora: Your years fighting the Vex would be a great boon for them to learn from. Saint: I....I do not wish to speak of that time. Ikora: I understand. I do not wish to bring up bad memories of the Vex. Saint: It was not just the Vex I fought all those years. Ikora: Meaning? Saint: Osiris could explain it better than me, but time does not work properly in the forest. Saint: A second here becomes a lifetime in there. Saint: When the Vex failed to defeat me, they made Fallen. Saint: When the mound of Fallen dead proved no match for me, the Vex made Cabal. Saint: When the burning wreckage of their war machines lay strewn across the ground, the Vex made Hive. Saint: When I impaled the last of their knights on their own swords they made something far worse than anything I had ever faced before. Ikora: What could possibly be more terrifying to fight then what you slew before? Saint: (Looks at Ikora) Saint: They made guardians......they made you all.

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Zavala: It's good to have you back; the city will need all the guardians it can get its hands on. Saint: Thank you. I have actually been meaning to speak with you for some time now since my return. Zavala: What do you wish to speak of? Saint: I believe you need to leave the city more often. Travel the system, fight foes on different worlds, stretch your wings and fly so to say. Zavala: There isn't a corner of this system I have not fought on nor enemy I have not faced in battle. Saint: I respect that, but that is not what I mean. Since my return I have noticed you are more...what's the word.....obsessive, with the wall. Zavala: Come again? Saint: I have yet to see you anywhere other than atop the wall, and the people I have spoken to have told similar stories. Saint: I must admit it is slightly disturbing that whenever I have seen you it has only been atop of this wall. Zavala: I must remain here and be ever vigilant so something like the Red War never happens again. Saint: Hmm. Were you not atop the wall then as well when it happened? Zavala: (death glares)

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Saint: I've heard you have been selling knock off copies of my helmet. Spider: What can I say? You guardians have a rather interesting sense of fashion. Spider: I take it you're here to claim a piece of the profits? Saint: No, I wish to purchase all of the ones you have left. Spider: Oh? This was certainly unexpected. Spider: When I was told the nightmare of Mercury was coming to pay my humble establishment a visit, I thought the worst. Spider: Pray tell, why the sudden need? Saint: I want to get back at Shaxx for not letting me enter his silly crucible by making sure every guardian he does let in will bare my face. Spider: Now that, is so deliciously evil I'm tempted to offer a discount.

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Saint: So the traveler was damaged? Zavala: It was during the Red War. Saint: But there is more underneath it? Zavala: From what we can tell there is far more. Saint: (claps hands) Saint: So Traveler is like Russian doll! I knew it!

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Saint: I've been meaning to ask you Osiris, but what happened to Mercury? Osiris: The Vex took control of the entire world and changed it. Saint: I meant why is the planet nearly cracked in half? Osiris: Oh. The Red Legion brought a super weapon called "The Almighty" that partly destroyed the planet. Saint: So the weapon is harmless now? Osiris: Not really. There are cabal still on board. Saint: That is concerning. Osiris: Hardly. There's also a Hive Dreadnought floating out by Saturn that's been there for years as well. Saint: That is even more concerning.  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Saint: It is good to see you all again. I hope you slew as many foul birds over your break as I did. Holliday: I didn't know you ate turkey. Saint: Why would I eat turkey? Holliday: You just said you slew birds over the break. Saint: Yes. Big ones as huge as a tank with jaws filled with razor sharp teeth. Holliday: Think you may have misunderstood the meaning of the break. Saint: Nonsense. Shaxx explained it to me very clearly. Saint: "Slay more birds than your friends and family, then revel in your victory." Holliday: Wh- Saint: (Holds up hand at seeing Shaxx walking by) One moment. Saint: (Shouts to Shaxx) 38! Shaxx: (Stops and shouts back) 47! Saint: Birds the size of sparrows don't count you rusty showman! Shaxx: They might as well for you you walking museum!

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(Saint leads fireteam through Leviathan Raid and enters Calus throne room) Calus: (Clapping hands while on couch) Calus: Marvelous! Simply Marvelous! Calus: I knew from the mome- Saint: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saint: (Starts running and leaps through air at Calus and headbutts him, knocking Calus, Saint, and the couch over) Guardian 1: Wow. Say what you want about him but the man can jump. (Saint 14 stumbling to feet holding Calus head in hand) Saint: FRIENDS LOOK! HE WAS A MACHINE ALL ALONG! Guardian 2 to Guardian 1 in whispered voice: Did he not know that already? Guardian 1: (Shrugs) I don't think he'd have cared either way. Guardian 2: He's going to freak when he sees what's below.

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Shaxx: Ikora told me what you went through in the forest. Shaxx: (rests hand on Saint's shoulder) Shaxx: You truly deserve the title as strongest Titan for your struggles. Saint: Thanks....It...means much to hear you say that. Shaxx: Tell me, did they make copies of me as well? Saint: Plenty. Shaxx: And you defeated them without question? Saint: Indeed. Shaxx: Absurd! What if one of them had been the real me?!? Saint:  I could easily tell none were the real one. Saint: None of them had right smile. Shaxx: (Laughs, pats saint on shoulder and lifts him up) Shaxx: Come! Let us celebrate your victories against my imposter's! Saint: (Stands up and joins him) Saint: You know at first, they made them with two horns. Shaxx: Ha! It is unsurprising they keep failing when they can't even capture my glorious visage properly!

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Ada-1: Greetings guardian. Ada-1: What can I help you with? Saint: I would like a gun. Ada-1: Can you be more specific? Saint: I would like a very big gun.

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Saint: I wonder if I have mail. Postmaster: You have, 3972, messages and, 9086, packages. Saint: Oh boy....

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Saint: Why is everyone worried about the moon once more? Ikora: It has been overrun by nightmares. Saint I fail to see how that is troubling since it already was when I vanished. Ikora: No, I mean nightmares brought back to life in service of the hive. Saint: The hive can be pretty nightmarish in their own right but they go down just the same. Ikora: I think we're speaking of two different nightmares. Saint: Unless it is trying to get Banshee to pay back money he owes me when he was Banshe-34 you do not know the definition of nightmare.

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Saint: Good to see you again Eris. Eris:............. Saint: What is wrong? Saint: You look like you have seen ghost. Eris: (Angry face, storms off) (Surrounding crowd looks awkward) Saint: What? Did I say something wrong?

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Saint: Why do you not let the people out of the city? Zavala: Because the world is still full of dangers. Saint: It was full of dangers long before this wall you love ever went up, but that did not stop people from venturing into the unknown. Zavala: The risks are simply too great. We can not afford to lose any more people. Saint: I understand my friend, but that does not give you the right to turn their home into a prison. Zavala: No, you don't understand. The red war- Saint: Yes, yes, the Red War. That seems to be your justification for many things as of late. Saint: You forget humanity has fought many bloody wars before the red war and that did not shackle our legs from moving forward. Zavala: And each one has nearly brought about the end of our species. I will not risk that again. Saint: Life IS change. The more you fight against that change, the farther you will be left behind by the world around you.  

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#destiny 2 #Spider #Emperor Calus #Calus #Lord Shaxx #Shaxx #Saint-14 #Saints Row #Zavala #Eris Morn #ikora rey #Postmaster #Ada-1 #amanda holliday #Osiris #asher mir #Drifter #devrim kay

[smoothcriminal-minds]

10x13 “Nelson’s Sparrow”

Spencer I get you like old stuff but I think it’s time for you to upgrade your car

While I didn’t like Gideon very much, I think killing him was a bit unnecessary

Reid does not need another reason to cry

Not all friendships last forever Rossi, sorry to tell you that terrible truth

Totally forgot Steven existed

Girl, getting you to pet a dog is one of the oldest tricks in the kidnapping handbook

“The BS unit” ah, we’ve come so far

I love it when a serial murder case comes full circle

So girls can’t get kidnapped if you deem them ugly? Well that’s rude

“Can’t keep that” Gideon says ‘watch me’

Being held captive for 40 years sounds like pure joy

Sir that is a prime way to spread avian flu, stop that

JJ and Garcia demolishing a dead man’s ice cream, I love them

Aw no, the reference to Rossi’s son

You’re telling me David Rossi coined the term ‘signature’

Was killing that poor little bird necessary?

Only fitting that Gideon, who was obsessed with birds, is killed by a man obsessed with birds

The sledding story is so pure it even gets Hotch to laugh

The end✌🏼

#criminal minds #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #david rossi #penelope garcia #kate callahan #cm #criminalminds #jason gideon #jj #criminal minds quotes

[theincediblesulk]

A Day in the Snow

Me? back from the dead with something new? more likely than you think.

In all seriousness though, hello again I know it’s been a long while since I’ve done anything with this, but it’s been in the works for months. So, here’s part 2 of the Rise of the Guardians AU from so long ago. I hope you like it!

Word Count: 1,954

Content Warning: snowball fights, sledding accident, lost tooth

please tel me if there’s anything else that should be tagged!

Find it on Ao3!

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Virgil was bored. 

That was nothing new for him though, not for this time of year. The children had all gone back to school, more people complained about the snow and cold than those who enjoyed it, and the excitement of Christmas and “Santa Claus” had worn off. It was time for the world to warm up and for people to get back to their lives.

So, Virgil was left with being bored. Sure, he could make it snow, but the last time he did that he got himself in some trouble. He didn’t want to experience that again. The memory was enough to make him shudder. So he waited, listening for an excuse to have some fun. 

Lucky for him, it didn’t take long to find an excuse. 

Virgil has let the wind carry him, nowhere particular in mind when he came to the small town where he spent most of his time. He could see the people getting up and starting their day, hear the voices calling to each other on the street as they moved throughout their normal activities. Most of the people on the street right now were adults, getting newspapers and leaving for work. The lack of children is what made Virgil curious enough to get closer and investigate. 

“- too cold for school is what the message said.” Virgil heard a woman say into a phone as she picked up her paper from the step in front of her home. Looking around, Virgil smiled. It seemed Mother Nature might be on his side today after all. 

The world looked chilled. The greens in the plants that had started to grow back looked slightly dulled against the chill leftover from winter, many of them had a small sheen of ice reflecting the light from the sunrise. The plants that didn’t looked heavy were dripping water that moved too  quick to freeze as if fell to the ground. 

A cold day? At this time of year? Well, that was something Virgil could work with. Smiling to himself, he called upon the wind to take him higher. If the kids were staying home from school due to the cold, he might as well make it worth their while. And what better way to that then by turning a cold day into a snow day. 

To say the kids were happy when they woke up was an understatement. Many of them were outside as soon as possible to play in the freshly fallen snow. Something many thought was gone for the year with Easter around the corner, so it was a pleasant and very welcomed surprise. Seeing the kids happy and smiling and hearing laughter brought a smile to Virgil’s face. He makes them happy, even if they can’t see him. He provides fun for them when they want it and need it most. And, as he told himself, that was enough. 

“Come on Remy let’s go!” He heard. Looking to the left from his perch on a tree branch, Virgil watched a young boy jump from a porch while putting on his coat. He was moving quick, wanting to go and play with his friends on his day off. His wide smile was enough to tell Virgil that the day was a success already. 

“I’m coming!” The boy, Remy called back. He was stopped by his mother, grabbing his arm and placing a hat on his head. Remy sighed and adjusted it, mumbling some complaints. 

“Oh hush,” his mother spoke, “you don’t want Virgil Winters nipping at your nose do you?”

“Who’s Virgil Winters?” Remy asked, running off before an answer could be given. 

Virgil watch the boy ran to catch up with his friend, an unreadable expression on his face. It wasn’t uncommon for people not to know who Virgil was, but they weren’t usually so in your face about it. It was almost an unspoken thing, someone mentions Virgil Winters and you just ignore it. You don’t ask about it, not like this kid did. 

“Who’s Virgil Winters?” he mumbled, following a little way behind the group, “I’ll show you who Virgil Winters is.”

Virgil began packing the snow in his hands, forming a snowball. He watcheded the group of kids settle and begin playing in the snow; making building snowmen and making angels. He waited, looking for the perfect opportunity to throw his snowball. He saw the boy, who he assumed was Remy based on the amount of times people had called the name out, begin to turn and took the moment. He threw the snowball, hitting the boy in the nose. 

Everyone froze when that happened. The other kids looking at each other to try and determine who had thrown the snowball. Remy looked at his friends too, confused at first. A smile made its way to his face slowly, he began to laugh before stooping down to pack a snowball of his own. 

It didn’t take long after that for an all out war to begin. The kids were running and screaming, making snowballs and throwing them as quickly as they can. Virgil created a few of his own, leaving them on the ground for the kids to find and throw. He felt himself start to smile, watching the fun and leaning against the staff he carried.

This was it. This is what he did, and he enjoyed it. He liked giving people something to do and something to make them laugh. He loved seeing the joy on their faces, even if they never knew it was him. He could live his whole life being unknown, as long as he could keep making people smile. That’s what mattered to him. He didn’t care what the man in the moon had to say about, if he ever had anything to say about. 

Virgil was pulled from his thoughts suddenly when he heard the laughter pause. Looking around, he saw all the kids looking at each other, some in shock and others in fear. The mumbles of ‘who hit…’ and ‘it wasn’t me…’ reached his ears. Looking over, he saw a child who hadn’t been involved in the fight had snow on their back. It was clear, looking the tense posture and shoulders, that this person hadn’t expected to be hit by a snowball. 

Virgil made a snowball of his own, throwing it when the person turned around. The children gasped and dropped their snowballs, watching as it hit the other in the face. When the snowball hit, it seemed the child’s attitude changed. They no longer looked angry, instead beginning to laugh. The other’s soon joined in, and the snowball fight continued. The children shrieking with joy. Everything was going just how Virgil wanted, and he was even able to throw a few snowballs of his own. 

It seemed as if nothing could ruin this day. Everyone was having fun and things were going good. And then he heard aa yell from behind him. Turning, he saw Remy had fallen on a sled, and that started the chase. 

Remy was scared, it wasn’t hard to tell. It was written all over his face as the sled rushed down the hill and towards the road. He could see the cars passing back and forth, could hear the hum of the engines and the muted sounds from the music playing inside. He could hear it all, but it sounded so quiet. It sounded muffled and muted, like he had cotton stuffed in his ears. Remy didn’t know what was going to happen. He was moving too fast to stop, and he was afraid to let go. He didn’t know what to do, all he really knew is that the cars on the street were getting closer and he was almost out of time. He heard the squeal of the breaks and he heard the horns blaring all around him. He waited, tense and ready for the impact that was sure to come with all the noise around him. It never came though.

“Hang on kid, I got ya.” Virgil said as an ice path appeared to guide the sled away from traffic.  

Slowly, as if the boy had heard him, Virgil watched him open his eyes. He watched as the wonder and excitement replace the fear on the boys face, and listened as his laughter filled the air around him.

Virgil smiled, seeing the joy on the boys face and hearing his laughter. This is it, they were having fun! This had to be the moment where the kids realized that there was someone who brought them the snow, someone who made it possible for them to have fun on days like this. They had to believe he was there, they had to see him now. There was no avoiding, this was the moment he’d waited for his whole life. One of them was going to say it, they were going to say his name and believe in him, and they would see him. 

“Remy watch out!”

Virgil was ripped from his thoughts to see the sled flying through the air. The boy, Remy, was still smiling, but you could see his expression changing. You could see him bracing himself, and when Virgil looked forward he saw why. He was heading straight for a statue in the park. 

Everything seemed to slow down suddenly. Virgil and the children all watched as Remy flew through the air. No one knew what to do or how to stop him, no one could look away from the scene unfolding before them. There was no stopping what was happening in that moment. 

Remy hit the statue with a loud thud, causing everyone to cringe and turn away. Everything seemed to pick back up then, the kids rush at the statue, cries of “Remy!” and “Are you okay?” overlapped each other as they all tried to check on their friend. Virgil stood back, not knowing what to do or what to say. Not knowing if they could see him there or if they believed in him enough for him to be able to help. Instead, he watched and waited. 

The worried yells quickly changed to cries of joy and excitement as Remy’s hand shot into the air, “Look, a tooth!”

“Dude that’s awesome!” one of the girls called out, a bright smile on her face.

“That means cash.” another boy said.

“Tooth fairy cash.” chimed in another boy standing next to him. 

“Hey wait, come on.” Virgil said, moving so he was standing outside of the huddle. “What about all the fun we just had? That wasn’t the tooth fairy, that was me! Don’t you rememb-” his words were cut off with a sudden gasp as the kids passed through him. 

‘No.’ was all Virgil could hear, all that was running through his mind as the small group began making their way out of the park and towards their home. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go. They were supposed to have fun and that was supposed to make them believe; they were supposed to see him now. That was his plan, that was how it was supposed to work today. 

He couldn’t bring himself to go after them. Not now, not when he could still feel the ghost of them passing through him like he was nothing. Not when the pain of realizing they’ll never see him, that no one will ever see him, is still fresh. 

He couldn’t go after them, all he could do was try and accept his fate. He would be alone, forever. Cursed by the Man in the Moon. That’s all he was, and all he would ever be.

#sanders sides #virgil sanders #remy sanders #rise of the guardians #rotg au #incedible sulk writes #snowball fights #sledding accident #lost tooth

[thyon-nero]

- Sarai thinks she recognizes the farangi when her moth lands on his head

- his nose is broken and his face is hollow but something about it is familiar

- she enters his dream and sees a Weep of ages past

- she knows it is Weep because she has heard the stories as well, tales from the ghosts murmured in secrets and ciphers so Minya does not hear

- how does the farangi know what Weep used to look like?

- he turns around

- he opens his eyes

- Sarai recognizes those eyes

- and he sees her

- he sees her!

- she is supposed to be invisible. she is supposed to be safe.

- but here is this man come to Weep and he knows its past and he knows of her and her secret and he is familiar, somehow

- she asks Minya about it the next day over yet another bowl of bland soup. she doesn't tell all of it, any of it really, but Minya both confirms and denies her worst fears

- Skathis is returned, and he is a farangi of brown skin but those same dreadful eyes and he has power beyond her imagining

- how can he see her?

- and down below the citadel Lazlo Strange awakes after seeing a demon

- an angel

- but she is blue, and too real to be just a dream

- he sees her image in the city and she is not wearing her battle dress and she is not wearing her war paint but she is Isagol

- and he knows Azareen and he knows Suheyla and he knows Eril-Fane and he knows he hates her

- and Minya does not know what Sarai saw, but she can guess and she is afraid

- the gods are dead

- she saw them die

- if the gods are not dead then she and Sarai and Feral and Ruby and Sparrow must be dead

- the gods and their children cannot coexist

- and so Minya denies the presence of this farangi with eyes like her father and skin like the mother she must have had

- and once Lazlo learns about the gods and the godspawn and the death of the gods and the godspawn he steals the flying sled and goes up to the citadel

- and Sarai is wearing her mother's dress and Lazlo has his father's powers and Minya cannot deny the truth anymore

- the gods have returned

- and all their destruction with them

- but for all their parentage Sarai cannot torture and Lazlo cannot kill and Minya cannot move the mesarthium walls keeping her out from the gods yet again

- Sarai realizes the truth first

- she may not remember Skathis beyond a vague mental image, but she knows he did not care about knowledge, only destruction

- Lazlo asks too many questions of the blue girl half-swallowed by the blue walls to be a god

- gods are all-knowing, gods are all-powerful

- and Lazlo is young and curious and as scared as Sarai herself

- and whoever he is, he is not Skathis

- but he still does not know who this blue girl is

- Eril-Fane said she could change emotions

- and Lazlo doesn't know what he's feeling

- it's not love, not yet, but he feels something

- and when she says her name is Sarai he believes it

- she is not her mother and he is not his father and Minya is just a scared girl who does not know what is happening

- but the ghosts reassure her that he is not Skathis

- why would the dead lie? they have no reason to lie

- they are an extension of her they tell her what she wants to hear

- and she wants to hear that this is Skathis, that she can be the one to destroy him fully this time

- even gods become ghosts when they die

- but in her plans she lets Lesser Ellen slip, just a little

- and Lesser Ellen does not tremble before this Skathis imposter

- and Minya is less assured of herself

- but at least the gods are still dead

- and she is not, and Ruby and Sparrow and Feral and Sarai are not

- and Lazlo does not want to hurt them

- he can move the citadel, he can help them

- and Minya feels a tooth begin to loosen, and she wonders if she can move on and grow up now

- the gods are dead

- but their children are not

#strange the dreamer #laini taylor #fanfiction #almost #maybe ill extend this into something real later #but i just love the idea of sarai and lazlo confusing each other for their parenta #it has so much angst potential #and you can really have any ending from there #ugh i want to do more with this

[orenstern]

diggers in the barrels

the man awoke

and he saw the stain

the girl walked out

in the pouring rain

within the hour

set in his shame

but she already boarded

a fast moving train

the man fell asleep

overwhelmed by pain

then his heart gave out

he no more remains

diggers

in the barrels

figures

more and more

questions

put to sparrows

oh my god

what's it for

the girl broke down

when she heard the news

black ball pocketed

before the cue

took her years of trial

to forget the truth

but it kept on running her

through and through

then along came the day

she knew what to do

set a black sled running

down the mountain dew

diggers

in the barrels

figures

more and more

questions

put to sparrows

oh my god

what's it for

the mountain man woke

from the old girl’s scream

but he didn't know that

it wasn't a dream

so he took out his pole

went down to the stream

where he thought out loud

to the golden beams

fishy fishy waits

till i make it seem

that all is right

by this golden gleam

diggers

in the barrels

figures

more and more

questions

put to sparrows

oh my god

what's it for

#poetry #regret #meaning #guilt #tao

[kingofthewhatpod]

Fanfic Friday #4

Okay, it's time for my fourth attempt to wow people with my spin on One Piece. Welcome to #FanficFriday. Because the podcast is currently mid arc, it makes sense not to consider doing a re-write of the canon arc to try and improve, so you get a 100% new story. Let us begin...

This adventure will be called "The island of old men," and if that doesn't make you raise an eyebrow, I'm not quite doing my job.

The scene: Luffy and crew have just escaped loguetown, heading towards reverse mountain... and they see an island, not on Nami's map. And let me tell you, this island has a giant golden tower rising from the center. It can be seen from quite a distance away, and it has like a crown on it. Nami, obviously, is worried about why it's not on the map Usopp fears it's a "ghost island" Sanji would say something like "What even is a ghost island?" Totally nonplussed, watching the island with a casual eye. Luffy is like "Woa-ho What is that??? Can we go? Can we? Can we?" Nami objects, but did we think that would work? No. Luffy is excited, and so is Zoro by proxy Since Luffy is the captain, they go anyways regardless of objections. 

Before they reach the tower, they come across a single, largish wooden building, the four titular old men outside Guy number one: A huge guy. Sometimes i'm creative with names, some times not, he'll just be "Badger" and when I say huge, I mean he probably did like seven hundred thousand crunches a day in his youth. Guy number two: He's wearing a jacket with pockets of various sizes, each packed with unseen items. He can be "Sparrow." Guy number three: sunglasses, a vest with a cape, he's the most mobile/active of these old men, conveys his moods with movement. Name: "Rabbit"

Final guy: Taking a nap. Bigger than Sparrow and Rabbit, but not as big as Badger. Scars on his arms, and a loooooong beard because this is One Piece. The other old guys introduce him as like Haro. Of course most, if not all, of the Straw Hat's think its weird he's not named after an animal like the other three.

To set the scene Sparrow and Badger are playing a card game, Rabbit is watching and commentating- loudly (which is clearly annoying Badger), and as I said Haro is taking a nap. Now, as Luffy and them approach, they ask about the tower they saw while sailing.  The old guys kind of glance at them, go back to what they're doing, and explain "Young whelps like you shouldn't even ask about the King's Tower, let alone approach it"

Usopp would be the most startled their reaction. Zoro or Sanji (why not both?) would be surprised, but Luffy would be doing that thing where he's unusually quiet and watching the scene, eyes on Haro. Usopp would try to explain “We were just asking what it was, and the island wasn't on the map-”

"The golden spire was built to honor the strong!" Rabbit would declare (again, loudly. Assume everything he does is loud). "And young'uns like you just can't climb it!"

"Best that you don't even try," Badger would grumble. "Go home and have a glass of milk"

Usopp would be about to argue about "How do you know about us", when Zoro would cut him off with a "Wait," eyeing up Badger. "Words are useless against people like this."

Sanji would be looking at the horizon, "All we have to do is climb it then, right?"

"We won't let you!" Rabbit says, stamping his foot on the ground. "Have you no respect for your elders? We forbid it!"

"So what then?" Zoro asks.

"Three days.” Sparrow would say without looking up from the game. Maybe with their free hand he holds up three fingers.  If you can survive three days on the island, we'll let you try the climb"

Luffy calmly walks over to the porch area on which Haro sleeps and sits down. "Fine," is all he says. "But we will climb that tower and see what's at the top." He says this very seriously. Nami sighs and Zoro is just like, "aye captain."

Jump cut to the next morning, Zoro is with Badger in the woods. Badger gestures at the trees around them, and asks Zoro to cut down ten trees by the end of the trial period with his sword. Zoro is like "pfft, yeah, whatever." and schwing schwing schwing! with his blades. His cocky grin fades as he looks back and sees only small scratches on these thick trees. Now Badger is grinning. "The hell kind of trees are these?" Zoro asks.

"Only the sturdiest wood for our cabin, sprout," he'd mock. "Or is it too hard for you?" to Zoro's ire, of course

Sanji is with Rabbit, who is like "Let's gather some jewel mushrooms from the forest, try to keep up!" And here we see why he's called Rabbit. He's very, very fast, which would surprise Sanji doubly so due to his age. Sanji has to run after him shouting "wait!"

Sanji ends up having to scavenge on his own, and he gets a bit lost in the forest. He's certain he can do it, but then... that night he only has maybe 2 in his basket and Rabbit has three full-to-bursting baskets! Sanji is just.... shocked.

Nami and Usopp both get paired with Sparrow. They're down in the basement which has both a room full with complex, twisting pipes in an impossible tangle, and a library. He starts pulling books off the library shelf and Nami has to race to keep up, trying to catch them all. Nami, it seems, will help him decipher some weird encoded message, using historical documents to try and understand the code. Usopp has to help fix the plumbing. Not only are the pipes all twisty, not only are the instructions convoluted, but these pipes are heavy. It shows him detach a nut from around a pipe and he almost drops it on his foot because it’s unexpectedly heavy.

Luffy, who hasn't said a word yet, is sitting beside Haro, just chilling. Haro hasn't woken up yet, and Luffy isn't going to be tested, apparently. Which just makes me chuckle. Am I allowed to admit that about my own dumb story? Whatever.

Back to Zoro. It's night time. He's made a little bit more progress, but he is on his back, panting heavily. Badger is also sitting, grinning. "Still going to win?" he teases.

"Of course," Zoro says, no hint of sarcasm in his voice. No reaction from Badger. "My captain said we would climb the tower," Zoro continues. "So it's not a matter of whether I can. I simply must. But first... a nap." 

Badger would kind of chuckle and head back to the mansion as Zoro closes his eyes.

Naturally, we'd also get some shots of Usopp, Nami, and Sanji hard at work that night. Nami is burning the midnight oil, a huge pile of books next to her. Usopp is studying this crazy, complex room, and Sanji is contemplating these strange mushrooms in the kitchen. I guess I didn't mention, but these mushrooms would obviously be hard to find but they'd also looks super weird close up. They'd almost glitter like jewels, but not bright enough to be seen from a distance. Because what is One Piece without some mystery/magic/unworldly elements?

Next morning, each member (minus Luffy) is hard at work. Zoro has made some progress in the night and is already wielding all three swords by the time Badger finds him

"What if the others can't do it?" Badger would ask.

"They will," Zoro would say simply.

Nami would be talking to Sparrow. "They're all idiots," she'd explain while reading these books. "Especially my captain. If I can't learn to help them out, they'll surely fail."

Usopp would have built some doodad out of spare pieces he had found, something that could slide along the pipes, or maybe marked them in some way with paint. Point is, he's starting to learn this room's layout. Sparrow is rubbing his chin as he looks on, but saying nothing

Sanji has figured out about a weird creature that eats these jewel mushrooms from studying the roots. So this time when Rabbit leaves him in the dust, he looks for one of these boars (but like, big boars with purple fur or something) and lets it lead him to the treasure trove. Of course he's started learning how to cook with them, too. But that’s not relevant to his test.

The third day, Everyone convenes back in the "plaza." The 3 old guys are unchanged. Zoro is exhausted, Nami shows sign of ink all over, Usopp has oil stains, and Sanji's usually immaculate clothes are disheveled. To sell the victory, Sanji also has a plate cooked with these mushrooms, Nami holds a parchment with the decoded message, Zoro is pulling a sled with this special wood, and Usopp stands before a fountain which has begun working once more!

There's a pause... Rabbit, Sparrow, and Badger, in unison, all look to Haro, giving a thumbs up and say "Well, I guess they did alright."

Haro finally awakes (let’s be real though, we all know he wasn’t actually asleep), rising and brushing off his knees. "Let's go kid," is all he says. He leaves, Luffy follows. (AN: at this point I realized the thread was getting really, really long on Twitter. Yes, I have more room here on Tumblr to fill out the details, but I once again am brushng up agaisnt my self-imposed deadline. For now, I’ll leave it largely unedited, hope you can forgive me, and try to do better next week).

Next up: Cave. Big bear monster, like this big beast, two or three stories tall. Haro beats it up easily, maybe even in one punch or maybe he jumps up and grabs its head and flips it on its back. He is very, very strong. Luffy would acknowledge that with a classic "You're strong old man"

"What about you?" Haro asks, looking to Luffy. Luffy puts on his straw hat with a grin. "Just watch me." 

A second monster comes out of the cavern. Luffy is not at this old guy's level. Not a victory in a single punch, but he keeps standing every time he's knocked down. He wears it down & wins. 

Luffy and Haro come back to the manor. The boss old man gives a nod and the Straw Hats continue inward in the island. Haro sits back down and, only after they've left does he smile a big, goofy smile. Maybe, like, 85% as goofy as Luffy. "I like him," he says.

Now, it turns out there isn't much to this tower. Long climb up, but no traps or other gatekeepers. They get to the top, and there’s a spectacular view of the island and ocean beyond. They’re all looking and admiring when their captain comes up with his idea. Luffy takes in a super deep breath, everyone else is grinning as they realize what he’s going to do, and he just yells. "I'M GUNNA BE.... THE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!" Scaring some birds in the nearby forest to show how loud he shouted.

flash back to the old men. Sparrow is rubbing his chin. "King, eh?"

"He just might do it," Haro acknowledges. "He reminds me of that other young'un who came through all those years ago."

"Roger was a good man," Badger agrees.

"Plus," Haro says, as the screen fades to black. "That kid's a 'D'" Haro adds. "Can't wait to see what he gets up to."

To be Continued flashes on the screen, on to the next adventure.

This concludes the fourth #FanficFriday. I really need to find a way to compress these. It'll only get harder as we get more characters to play with. I'm still working on this. But hey, maybe I can just post the original on Tumblr and link to it on twitter, or put it on some third site and link to it on both these accounts. But hey, be sure to let us know what you think. If you leave an insightful comment or have your own tweaks to make (be it an addition or changing something I started in my own what-if scenario), maybe I'll give you a shout out on the pod!

#KotWN #Fanfic Friday #chapter 4 #Haha! I submitted this on time for once! #Sorry for lack of creative images. It's late #One Piece

[swynlake-rp]

“Hi, I’m Olaf, and I like warm hugs!”

FULL NAME: Olafur Elsuson Önnuson BASED ON: Olaf (Frozen) FACE CLAIM: Jung Hoseok PRONOUNS: He/Him BIRTHDAY: July 12, 1998 CURRENT STATUS: Closed

Character Information

Once upon a time, in a beautiful Winter Hollow, there lived two fairy women who were very, very much in love and very, very much wanted a little fairy child all their own, and they were going to have one no matter what it took. It took nine months, a little help from a sparrow man couple, faith, trust, and a little pixie dust… but at the end, they had a perfect sparrow boy with a sharp nose and bright eyes. The four parents named him Olaf, and they couldn’t wait to see what special things he would do for the Hollow. Olaf couldn’t wait either! Would he grow up to be an Ice-Talent like his bio-mum, Elsa? Or an animal-talent like Sven? Maybe he’d be a Sledding-Talent, and help haul food through the snowbanks, or an evergreen talent who would coax berries off the nettle! But when his Arrival Day came…his talent didn’t show up. At first, Olaf was crushed. How could he be a fairy with no talent?! But the queen reassured Olaf that there was still a place for Olaf in the Hollow. Over the next decade, Olaf picked up the proud mantel of the Helper-Talents. Each morning, he’d wake up and go wherever he was needed most. Some days, he picked out little bones out of fish with the Kitchen-Talents. Other days, he tested the surfaces of icy ponds and puddles to make sure they stayed frozen. It didn’t matter how small or big the task; Olaf showed up, a bright smile on his face, determined to help. Olaf probably would have continued to Help, professionally, for the rest of his life. But then his best friend told Olaf that he was leaving the Hollow because he was unhappy. His absence stirred something inside of Olaf…this empty feeling that Olaf had ignored ever since his Arrival Day. As his missing for his friends grew, so did his questions about Hollow Life and his Helper-talent, which never felt like it fit quite right. What if Talents were too limited? What if Olaf could do so much more, for himself and for others? And was he really as happy as he thought he was?

Olaf arrives in Swynlake in a cloud of these questions, on the heel of discovering he has a talent after all. If his best friend found a home here, and a place to belong, Swynlake must have a place for a hugging-talent like Olaf too!

✓ Curious, friendly, go-getter

✖ Naïve, pushover, potentially annoying

Character Suggestions

None

Current Relationships

None

Possible Relationships

click here!

Magical Abilities

Fairy – can manipulate pixie dust (making things float) and turn into a miniature fairy with wings. Hugging talent.

#frozen #allch #malech #magicch #fairy #frozench #closedch #closedmalech

[adaftoldman]

Unseen Adventures Part 2

Before leaving Gallifrey, the Doctor attended the inauguration of the Space Station Camera. (The Two Doctors)

He had also visited Seville before the events of The Two Doctors.

The Third Doctor and Jo Grant saved the planet Karfel from disaster and reported Magellan (aka the Borad) to the Inner Sanctum for unethical experimentation on the Morlox creatures. When greeting the Doctor, Tekker commented that there were ‘only the two of you’, to which the Doctor replied that he was ‘travelling light this time’, indicating that there may have been more than just the Doctor and Jo on board the TARDIS back then. (Timelash)

The agronomist Arthur Stengos was an old friend of the Doctor. (Revelation of the Daleks)

Before the events of The Trial of a Time Lord: Mindwarp, the Doctor and Peri visited Thordon, where the Mentors of Thoros Beta had supplied the primitive warlords with energy weapons.

Captain ‘Tonker’ Travers got wrapped up in ‘a web of mayhem and intrigue’ when he met the Sixth Doctor. The Doctor at least saved Travers’ ship. (The Trial of a Time Lord: Terror of the Vervoids)

The Doctor met a Stigorax in 25th-century Birmingham. (The Happiness Patrol)

On 23 November 1638, the Doctor launched a rocket sled containing a Validium statue of Lady Peinforte into space. (Silver Nemisis)

The Doctor visited Windsor castle when it was being built. (Silver Nemisis)

The Doctor defeated Fenric at chess in the third century, banishing him to a shadow dimension. The Time Lord also met the Ancient One in the far future. (The Curse of Fenric)

The Ninth Doctor was photographed in the crowd when Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, and his picture was drawn on the island of Sumatra soon after the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883. (Rose)

On the eve of the Titanic’s maiden voyage, the Ninth Doctor had his photo taken with the Daniels family in Southampton. They subsequently missed the trip (Rose) but the Doctor later recalled sailing on an ‘unsinkable’ ship---he ended up clinging to an iceberg. (The End of the World)

The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan once tried to get through the TARDIS doors---and failed. (Rose)

He pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. (The Unquiet Dead)

The Doctor vaporized the 51st-century weapons factories on Vilenguard by making the main reactor go critical. There’s a banana grove there now. (The Doctor Dances)

Rose visited Justicia, the Glass Pyramid of San Kaloon, and a planet called Woman Wept, where she witnessed the sea freeze in the middle of a storm on a beach a thousand miles across. She walked with the Doctor under a hundred-foot wave at midnight. (Boom Town)

Before arriving on the Game Station, the Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack had been to Raxacoricofallapatorius, then Kyoto, Japan in 1336, from which they only just escaped. (Bad Wolf)

The Ninth Doctor and Rose once had to hop for their lives. (Born Again)

The Doctor nearly lost his thumb when he helped Skylab fall to Earth. (Tooth and Claw)

When the Doctor previously met the Krillitanes they resembled humanoids with long necks. (School Reunion)

On an asteroid, a ‘weird munchkin lady’ with big eyes nearly frazzled Rose with her fiery breath. (Rise of the Cybermen)

The Doctor watched the 1948 Olympic opening ceremony---twice. (Fear Her)

Rose bought Jackie a bazoolium trinket from an asteroid bazaar. The metal got cold when rain was due and heated up when the sun was on its way. (Army of Ghosts)

Martha and the Doctor watched the Moon landing four times. (Blink)

The Doctor and Martha got in a bit of a pickle with ‘four things and a lizard’. Sally Sparrow saw them running off with a bow and a quiver of arrows with only ‘twenty minutes to Red Hatching’. (Blink)

The Doctor was present at the birth of Christ. He got the last room in the inn. (Voyage of the Damned)

The Sibyl had a bit of a thing for the Doctor. The Doctor thought she was a hell of a woman. She had lovely teeth and could dance the tarantella. (The Fires of Pompeii)

The Doctor witnessed the war between China and Japan. (Planet of the Dead)

He visited the Court of King Athelstand in AD 924 when the King of the Welsh presented the Cup of Athelstan. (Planet of the Dead)

When summoned to the planet of the Ood, the Doctor went on a bit of a detour---he saw the Phosphorous Carousel of the Great Magellan Gestalt, saved a planet from the Red Carnivorous Maw, named a galaxy Alison and got married. To someone quite important. (The End of Time, Part One)

The Doctor once had dinner with the Aplan chief architect of Alfava Metraxis. He had two heads. The Architect, not the Doctor, that is. (The Time of Angels)

The Doctor and River had an unspecified adventure on Easter Island that ended with the islanders raising the famous statues in his honour. (The Impossible Astronaut)

The Doctor met the Silurian Madame Vastra while she was avenging the death of her sisters by killing workers in the London Underground at some point after 1863. (A Good Man Goes to War)

The Doctor arranged a birthday party for River under London Bridge in the Frost Fair of 1814. Stevie Wonder sang for them. (A Good Man Goes to War)

He played triangle in the recording of Carmen played by Oswin in the Asylum. (Asylum of the Daleks)

The Doctor rescued Queen Nefertiti from a swarm of alien locusts. He also met a big game keeper by the name of John Riddell. (Dinosaurs on a Spaceship)

#( about. ) #( who ology. ) #the doctor #doctor who

[fairy-sparrow-man]

SleSlu-gaylove

#tinkerbell #sparrow man #sleslu #sled #slush #disneyfairies #gaylove

[our-keman-ci]

Falha Nossa - Reportagens

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[stylistic-choice]

Falhas e Gafes Durante Entrevistas

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You guessed it; abruptly the smoke bought to him and he could not. Cease. Laughing. A grown man, hoping desperately to carry out his task... though giggling just like a very little school lady. Typical!

Reporter Madison Brooks was reporting live from Hollywood Boulevard each time a man dressed up in entire Captain Jack Sparrow garb thoroughly online video bombed her! To start with, he leans in and smells her hair, then he tries to kiss her. The seem on her facial area is PRICELESS!

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[if-you-seek-jaimie]

Gafes e Micos da Televisão Que Surpreenderam

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Each working day, qualified news anchors and reporters strike the airwaves on are living tv to report the day's news. When errors come about, since let us facial area it, problems normally happen, people on-air screw-ups are observed by many people. Since it's so uncomplicated to upload films to YouTube, the trend of reports bloopers accomplishing viral video standing has definitely gotten to get big. Prior to you recognize it, your uncomfortable minute receives turned into an animated gif, and when you happen to be really unlucky, you can even grow to be a meme. Horrors!

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Consider a glance at many of our favorite amusing information bloopers within the previous couple decades.

If you need amusing therefore you have only time for you to watch one blooper, allow it to be this one! BBC correspondent Quentin Sommerville was reporting in regards to the drug problems in Afghanistan when standing in front of a pile of burning medicines... What could potentially go wrong using this circumstance?!

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You guessed it; abruptly the smoke bought to him and he couldn't. End. Guffawing. A developed man, hoping desperately to carry out his work... when giggling like a very little faculty woman. Typical!

Reporter Madison Brooks was reporting live from Hollywood Boulevard when a male dressed up in complete Captain Jack Sparrow garb completely online video bombed her! Initially, he leans in and smells her hair, then he tries to kiss her. The look on her deal with is PRICELESS!

A pig named Goliath lived around his identify during a phase on this area news channel. Following the online video inexplicably confirmed B-roll from the pig's rear conclude, comprehensive that has a pair of the most significant pig testicles you have ever seen, the anchors thoroughly lost it!

When reporting on a snowy hillside, this reporter isn't going to see a sled arrive flying in the direction of him... until it is too late. What follows can be an remarkable feat of accidental acrobatics. The ideal part? He someway manages to complete his report! What a pro.

AJ Clemente experienced what may very well be the worst initially day in a new position, at any time. In fact, his 1st working day was also his very last day. Even though his co-anchor was looking at the introduction, Clemente seemingly did not understand that he was dwell on air, or that his mic was also stay, so he can evidently be heard muttering expletives since the clearly show opens. Awkward!

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Each and every day, skilled news anchors and reporters hit the airwaves on dwell television to report the day's information. When blunders happen, due to the fact let us confront it, issues normally take place, those people on-air screw-ups are viewed by many people. Now that it is so easy to add movies to YouTube, the craze of reports bloopers obtaining viral video clip position has genuinely gotten to generally be large. Before you understand it, your embarrassing minute will get became an animated gif, and if you're seriously unfortunate, you are going to even turn out to be a meme. Horrors!

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Get a glance at a number of our favourite humorous information bloopers through the earlier handful of several years.

If you want fun so you only have time for you to look at 1 blooper, allow it to be this one! BBC correspondent Quentin Sommerville was reporting concerning the drug difficulties in Afghanistan while standing before a pile of burning drugs... What could potentially go erroneous with this state of affairs?!

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You guessed it; all of a sudden the smoke acquired to him and he couldn't. Halt. Laughing. A grown person, seeking desperately to carry out his job... whilst laughing like a minimal school girl. Classic!

Reporter Madison Brooks was reporting are living from Hollywood Boulevard when a man dressed up in full Captain Jack Sparrow garb completely online video bombed her! 1st, he leans in and smells her hair, then he attempts to kiss her. The glimpse on her encounter is PRICELESS!

A pig named Goliath lived approximately his name all through a section on this regional news channel. After the movie inexplicably confirmed B-roll on the pig's rear end, finish that has a pair of the biggest pig testicles you have at any time witnessed, the anchors absolutely misplaced it!

Even though reporting on the snowy hillside, this reporter isn't going to see a sled come traveling towards him... right until it is also late. What follows is definitely an incredible feat of accidental acrobatics. The ideal portion? He by some means manages to complete his report! What a pro.

AJ Clemente had what may be the worst to start with day at a new career, at any time. In fact, his initially day was also his previous working day. Whilst his co-anchor was studying the introduction, Clemente seemingly did not are aware that he was stay on air, or that his mic was also stay, so he can plainly be read muttering expletives as the demonstrate opens. Awkward!

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