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"Anyone who believes in a Sky Daddy, rapture, end time, the second coming, judgement day, heaven or hell should never be allowed to hold any position of power or authority."
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When somebody tries to be insulting towards me by saying that I worship "sky daddy" it's quite amusing to me.
How ignorant could they be to assume or think that God, the only Living God, whom I believe in, accept and follow is limited to the sky?
God is not limited to the sky, God is beyond it, God is beyond space and time. He is the maker of Heaven and Earth. The maker of everything, even the one making that obnoxious, ignorant comment.
Galatians 6:7 for those who are of the ones saying such things.
May God bless that person, may He give them wisdom and understanding since it clearly shows how much they lack in it.
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ringosmistress · 3 months
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roguerambles · 7 months
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Me: "Whaaaaaaat? I don't have a thing for Zeus. I don't know where you got that idea from--"
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......yeah if I lived in mythical ancient greece Hera would end up cursing my ass--
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vixxensvoid · 5 days
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I CAME.
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Sorry Jesus 💀🫡
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queensilver · 26 days
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Excuse me sir!
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holysaintscathedral · 11 months
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"Our lord is so romantic. His love and passion are so strong and He wants an intimate relationship with you." Well, if He desires me carnally to such a degree then why hasn't He kissed me yet hmm? Why hasn't He put out yet hmm? Why doesn't He return my phone calls hmm? Sounds like He's leading me on.
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emotboyswag · 1 year
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"Sky daddy" atheists are so embarrassing actually like I am begging you to just be a normal atheist
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gr1mmweeper · 1 year
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If it worked, we could tell.
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sky-daddy-hates-me · 1 year
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I genuinely find the story of the tower of babel hilarious.
Just god seeing these people building a big tower and deciding it offended him because it wasn't in his name. So to solve the problem he decides to make people not understand each other, which eventually leads to gods word not being able to reach everyone because of the different languages.
I don't know what's funnier the sky daddy accidently making his own job harder and the devil's easier or the fact that he felt so threatened by his own creation unifying he chucked different languages at them hoping they'd fight each other and not him like they were pigeons fighting for seed.
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lab-trash · 10 months
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Is it just me, or would Gabriel really take to the term 'sky daddy'
I just feel like he'd find it so funny.
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sorenhugo · 1 month
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God gives his strongest battles to his hardest soldiers. And man I am fully erect
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Demon time with a God Complex 😈
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beansandonions · 9 months
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holysaintscathedral · 9 months
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Oh sure, they get to have erotic encounters with Jesus but not me? God's playing favourites.
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