#skipper talks

[tangents-within-tangents]

The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes

Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh

Tech: *mission relevant info* Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know! Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself Hunter: … Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing

Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force

Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!

Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!

Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.

Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night! Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia! Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week? Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!

Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.

Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown Tech: No doubt

Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!! Tech: Worst talent show ever

Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!

Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?

Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is Wrecker: I like it already!

Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury! Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*

Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!

Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words

Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!

Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises* Hunter: Anyone catch that? Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly* The Batch: … Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic

Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”

Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why! Wrecker: What about Crosshair? Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind Omega: and Echo? Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind Tech: Um… Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!

Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon! Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?! Tech: He has a point

Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this! Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!

Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :) Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*

Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order! Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order? Hunter: Permission denied! Tech: Then I deny your denial (sorry)

Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair

*Phee and Tech kiss* Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww Wrecker: Finally!

#lots of hunter and tech bc rico doesn’t really talk #honestly hunter is quite different from skipper but its still hilarious to imagine him saying his lines #the penguins are ICONIC #seriously whoever wrote their scripts went so hard #they have no right to be that witty and chaotic #i love them #the bad batch #tbb #the bad batch incorrect quotes #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #tbb phee #commander cody #the penguins of madagascar #tpom #skipper #kowalski #rico #private #hans the puffin #can i get an f in the chat for my boys manfredi and johnson #rip cody lol #his ep makes me cryy

[broflovski-brah]

not really qualified to ask this but like…why are yall so insistent on putting the star of david emoji next to kyle’s name whenever you’re trying to separate headcanons for him? like i’ll see ‘stan marsh’ with a dog or smth next to it, ‘kenny mccormick’ with the angel wing, ‘eric cartman’ with a chicken emoji and then it’s just ‘kyle broflovski’ with the star of david emoji. like i guess it’s because he’s the only jewish kid but like…there’s more to him than being jewish. you could put the basketball emoji or smth next to it. like whenever it’s the other boys the emoji next to their name correlates with an interest of theirs and kyle’s is just brought down to his religion and isn’t made to correlate with his interests.

does this even make sense? i’m talking about when people pull shit like this

South Park characters reacting to something or other, can’t be bothered to think of smth legit

🍗❤️Eric Cartman ❤️🍗

cartman is a discord moderator but has never done any wrong blah blah blah

🐕💙 Stan Marsh💙🐕

probably smth angsty or stan being a jock blah blah blah

🧡🪽 Kenny MaCormick 🪽🧡

kenny is the equivalent of glenn quagmire blah blah blah

and then there’s just kyle like

💚✡️ Kyle Broflovski ✡️💚

skipper doesn’t even need to make fun of his fanon because she does that enough already blah blah blah

lole idk. i can’t say much on it like yall gotta take what i say with a grain of salt. i’m not jewish and yes it doesn’t personally affect me, im just asking why people are so insistent on using that specific emoji to represent kyle. like kyle is more than his religion y’know? he likes basketball. he likes debate. he’s smart. try putting an emoji correlating with that in your headcanon headings. like you don’t put crosses next to the rest of the boys’ names, why put a star of david for kyle’s then?

Idk. it’s just a bit confusing to me.

#south park #skipper speaks #eric cartman #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #again take what i say with a grain of salt #my opinion on this matter is kinda irrelevant since i’m not really directly affected #it’s more of a question #like idk #yall dont marginalize kenny for being christian so what do that to kyle for being jewish? #doesn’t make much sense #idk though im not qualified to talk about this stuff

[silverspadesss]

finally watching starstruck. i’m on episode 6 and oh my god zac oyama you have done it again. i’m absolutely and irreversibly obsessed with skip, the cerebro slug who spent countless cycles frozen in the void of space and by chance found a host to latch on to and a crew who accepted him. a prince who got sick of his life as royalty and all the expectations placed upon him to the point where death was a preferable option if he didn’t have to deal with it anymore. if it meant he could just be free. a prince that ran away because he wanted to see the stars. who by some crazy luck and against all odds found a family on a hot dog shaped ship struggling to survive. skip i would die for you and you deserve so much happiness

#a starstruck odyssey #he’s my favourite along with margaret but once again all the pcs are so special to me #d20 #dimension 20 #norman skip takamori #norman skipper takamori #prince valdrinor #zac oyama #my god. the fear in skip’s voice when he realises he’s been found :( #from a barely composed ‘i don’t know what you’re talking about.’ #to ‘if you ever speak of this again i will wipe your entire line from existence.’ #zac’s laughing with everyone else but you can hear the desperation underneath and it’s beautiful #sorry i’m just so ill about zac’s approach to rp

[linkvcr]

The art you posted recently with the “underrated duo” of Sky and Wind is sooooo cute! It also makes me curious about what you love about them. (I’m drafting part of a WIP fic featuring these drafty boys in Rito village! Woohoo!) and while I have planned out events and themes, if you have the time and desire I’d absolutely LOVE to know everything you love about them, individually and together. I enjoy hearing other people’s takes as much as I love making up my own.

ough apologies bc i cannot word things well but i think they make a good duo together just bc they have so much in common !

when i originally drew that it had a list of similarities between them next to them - either big [theyre both from small islands] or small [both like soup] LOL

I think the stories theyd tell eachother would be cool bc they could relate to eachother so much. w sky and wind both befriending pirates at some point in their adventure, getting put in jail by monsters (lol), and them being close to their respective zeldas.

i think ppl often forget that sky is also quite mischievious and with wind being the youngest i feel like they'd get away with things like pranks a lot together but theyd also probably just chill together too. i feel like they balance eachother out well

honestly cannot put into words the things i like abt them as individuals bc its hard for me to write my thoughts but i hope this answers some things o7 i love the island duo

#i love the robot pirates in skysword #not the one u fight but the tiny ones #skipper...i miss u #tbh i also love the one u fight LOL #also one of my friends' faves is wind so. theyre besties bc we're besties #if i talked abt why i liked sky i feel like id be here forever i just rlly like that guy a lot #txt

[very-uncorrect]

#polls #poll #tpom #pom #the penguins of madagascar #penguins of madagascar #tpom private #tpom rico #tpom kowalski #tpom skipper #dreamworks #yes i have a hyperfixation on the fucking talking penguins #ok listen i watched the show a bunch when i was little and the movie's cool ok

[laikataru]

Love your art and your ocs! Do you happen to have a ref/drawing of Sorin, Vader's partner? Just curious is all!

Skipper (Sorin) is @neopeixes’s oc! You can find refs/info on his th page here! (You should also check out some of Rhodes other ocs they’re all so fucking cool 🎆)))

Here’s a couple doodles I’ve done of Skips tho!

#I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever talked ab their kids #ik what I’m posting tomorrow! #splatoon #qna #oc qna #friends oc (skipper) #splat oc (vader) #ask #skipader #Sorhina

[odegirlie]

my head is spinning martin missed burnley and sevilla because he was CONCUSSED?? from a FOOTBALL HITTING HIM IN THE FACE?? oh lord his pr is in the mud and i was here thinking he had an acl injury from the way norway's manager was talking 😭😭

#martin odegaard #EVERYONES BEING SO RUDE ABOUT IT NTM ON MY SKIPPER #when i find out who kicked that ball... #nah because concussions are actually serious as well #i would prefer for him to miss the games and recover properly than rush his recovery and get hurt worse #but it's so unfortunate that this got leaked 😭😭 #ami talks #martin 🫶🫶 #martin ødegaard #arsenal

[mossyflowers]

Quick doodle of how POM met the Skipper (her companion slugcat) since the idea for the doodle hit me and my hands decided to work with me for this

#rain world oc #iterator oc #slugcat #pom and skipper my beloveds #i need to talk abt u more skipper that's my b..

[nutria--oscura]

Normal really is the Private from Penguins of Madagascar of the dndads team

The team either forgets about them or thinks them less competent than they actually are

To add on to that

Scary - Skipper (team leader)

Lincoln - Kowalski (team player, right hand man)

Taylor - Rico (rangers. Tell me Rico doesn't have ranger skills I dare you)

#not exactly 1:1 but #im rewatching the penguins of madagascar movie #and my first thought when watching how they (mainly skipper) talked to private #was obviously dndads #and our boy normally oak swallows garcia marlowe li wilson swit the unworthy kicks #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #normal oak #normal oak swallows garcia #whispers of the raine

[daymemebeliever]

He doesn't mean it ;) lol

#skipper #private #julien #mario #super mario #super mario 64 #don't talk to me or my son ever again #meme #penguins of madagsacar #the penguins of madagascar #penguin #penguins

[moltage]

ya ships are great but nothing hurts as much as sibling / family angst. that shit will have you clutching your chest

#anyway. i would now like to talk about how Skipper and Kowalski-

[broflovski-brah]

i’m so done with this shit. i don’t want to get political but

why do people (namely in the sp community) insist on censoring israel and not palestine? like here’s the deal. i support the free palestine movements. i acknowledge everything that is going on in palestine

but you also have to acknowledge october 7th. you have to acknowledge what went down in its entirety. yes. i support free palestine. but here’s how it’s gonna be for me. if you wanna talk to me about not wanting matt and trey to make an episode revolving around israel and palestine, you either censor one or censor neither. i would be saying the same exact thing if people were censoring palestine and not israel. i don’t care if you ‘don’t want the pro israel people to find my post’, i don’t want either side to find my posts. i’m not fully educated on the issue and i don’t feel like getting into political discourse.

so that’s my rule. if you wanna send an ask in, you either censor both of you censor none. and yes. i get that this doesn’t directly affect me since i don’t belong to either religious/ethnic group. but it does affect people of those groups when you turn an entire group into what you view those involved in the war is. it may not affect me but it affects others. and i don’t stand with that. i don’t care which side you take in this conflict but i am not into the discourse that’s been going on in my inbox. i’m not fucking dealing with it. if it has the potential to hurt someone it’s not going on my blog and it will be deleted. i don’t care.

anyway. end of story. either censor both or neither. up to you. or don’t engage at all.

#got another ask talking about tratt palestine-israel stuff #i deleted it #i’m not fully educated on the topic therefore i don’t want to engage in discourse #however #i also am not into turning one group into irredeemable monsters. i support free palestine and i’ve run a few fundraisers with school clubs #for it #but you need to acknowledge october 7th and how this makes some people feel #then again you need to take what i say with a grain of salt because i’m not jewish nor muslim #so i can’t really talk about it personally affecting md #south park #skipper speaks #kyle broflovski #(tagging kyle because most of his fans are the ones doing this) #this isn’t just on my blog either like i’ve seen it on other peoples blogs too #idk if im really validated in saying any of this because it doesn’t affect me personally #but come on #i don’t wanna get political on here #so respect my fucking boundaries #god

[skyward-children]

…and Lanayru Sand Sea in general

#EVERY #TIME #EVERY DANGED TIME #ever since I walked into that little sandy shack and heard the empty music #I have not been the same #anyway. #I’ve been meaning to write a fix it fic for that #before I was planning on them making like. a timeshift stone powder and using it on the robots #but I could literally just use ancient flowers since that’s canonical 💀 #anyway. that’ll be sometime eventually #once I get my life together #skyward sword #legend of zelda #don’t even TALK to me about how sad botw was nothing comes close to the tragedy of the empty little shack full of sand #with the two robot corpses #and the sad music and pictures #and skipper knows he will never see them again #lanayru sand sea

[maretriarch]

my most problematic doll take i think is that is there legitimately nothing wrong with your doll line all using the same mold/having the same body type its like people forgot the functional real world reason for that is so. the dolls can share clothes so kids can have a big bucket of doll clothes and make little mismatched outfits and play dress up. because. they're fashion dolls.

#now you can talk abt Society and Beauty Standards and what it says about the company or like. the wider culture abt the one body type #they pick #alan and skipper were advertised with they share barbie/kens clothes for a reasons its so parents know they dont have to buy a whole new #wardrobe for some stupid doll #midge***

[mightyeagle100]

#skiico #skico #drawing meme #how to talk to short people #draw the squad #tpom #tpom skipper #tpom Rico #penguin of madagascar #the penguins of madagascar #bored #ibispaint art #I didn’t post art since😐😅

[musiclover2732]

i went to a flee market over the weekend and they had just a shit metric ton of funko pops. like that’s where i took that Meechee pic. just every funko you could imagine; from two variants of the former queen of england to every sports guy ever to Gloria from Modern Family. which made it just a complete slap in the face that there were no IASIP funkos. not even any dvds on the giant wall of every dvd ever made. like i have no interest in funkos and i don’t particularly care for The Nightman Cometh costumed figures cuz i would prefer that type of merch to show them in their normal clothes but it was like seriously this place has every funko under the sun except for the one i might actually buy. they even had that giant Stardust Dragon. and yes had i seen one i would’ve bought it cuz most of the sellers had very low prices except for whatever asshole was selling Squishmallows for like 10x their retail value.

i did find a vendor who had some Rainbow High dolls at good prices but none in was interested in. however i did get to experience my favorite part of buying secondhand which is guessing the story behind the items. i think the RH seller had gotten the Sunny and Luna Madison set because they were getting rid of a series one Sunny with no neck articulation and a (insanely pretty not fucked up at all mind you) Mila Berrymore who was notably missing the tights and netted top that people usually give to Luna. they also had a Robin Sterling who had a top from Avery’s Fashion Closet which means they probably took the nice white button down for a restyle.

there was also a knife counter, just all knives so many knives, that had a plethora of funkos stacked on top of it which would’ve been funny if i didn’t feel so unsafe in that place.

#that was just the second place we went to #the first was pretty boring but i met a Skipper collector and we talked about rerooting dolls and it was nice #also i ended up buying a nanana surprise doll at the second place for a great deal #she had all her pieces (including the shoes that were still rubber banded on) but not the stupid backpack playset she originally came with #which i didnt want anyway cuz its huge and not even comfortable to wear #so i got her for $6 practically brand new with none of the useless shit i had no use for #toy collector