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thisisarcanereverie · 3 years

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Lazy Sunday Mornings and Bee Movie (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

A/N: Hey just a little one shot in between chapters of Should’ve Known to keep things interesting.

Don’t be afraid to request some prompts

SUMMARY: Just a simple lazy sunday with Bucky with the reader partially annoying him with Bee Movie refrences.

WARNINGS: fluff, just pure unadulterated fluff, Bucky is touchstarved I swear to god. Also 18+.

You woke up that morning hearing the rain gently pat against the window and the steady breathing of your Bucky beside you.

Last night had been a good night, for once Bucky hadn’t woken up in a cold sweat and heart racing. Instead he laid beside you in the bed and just slept in relative peace. You opened your eyes and saw the room bathed in the silvery light that came from outside. You silently groaned as you turned to face Bucky.

His hair had matted in his sleep and his skin glowed in the morning light. You gently touched the tops of his cheekbones and admired him.

He was so much stronger than he ever gave himself credit for. You hoped that one day he would realize how strong.

“Mornin’ doll,” he murmured, his eyes still closed as he placed a kiss on your forehead. His prosthetic arm pulled you closer to him than you were before. You breathed him in deeply, the scent of his shampoo and body wash easing you.

“Morning Buck.” You greeted, his lips moved from your forehead to your closed eyelids then finally settling on your lips. You pull back after a second.

“Buck,” you said, “morning breath.” You felt his chest vibrate with suppressed laughter.

You let your fingers wind themselves in his hair, he had cut it a while ago but it was starting to get long again. Not that you minded Bucky with long hair, in fact you kind of missed it.

You didn’t mind it either way.

While you were messing around his hair his pale blue eyes drank you in. To him you were beautiful, you accepted him as he was in whatever state he was in. His gaze finally landing on the scar you usually kept well hidden. You didn’t have the happiest or safest life, scars were bound to appear. Bucky kissed those scars every night, for each and every last one of them brought you to him. You did the same, the scars from his past, everything brought you two together.

You went to go brush your teeth when his grip around you tightened and the man groaned. You laughed, he may be over a hundred years old but he still acted like a child.

“Buck I need to go brush my teeth.”

“No”

“Buck I need to go brush my teeth.”

“No”

“I’ll give you a kiss as soon as my teeth are brushed. How about that.” the man groaned before releasing his hold on you.

“I’ll hold you to that.” he said, as you stood up you felt a slight pinch on your ass and gave a slight yelp. His laughter filled the room as you hurriedly went to the bathroom. You gave him a mock glare and that made him smile. You were cute when you pretended to be angry with him.

As soon as the bathroom door closed behind you Buck took a deep breath in and out. The rain outside nearly lulling him to sleep again when he groaned. He’s become so dependent on you when it comes to sleep. He used to be able to go to sleep, it took him a while but eventually got there, however you were now in his life. What was already a difficult task to begin with now was impossible without you by his side.

He stretched as he stood upright, stretching his limbs to warm them up for the day ahead. Bucky spotted the stereo on the dresser and immediately went to put on some soft jazz. He honestly couldn’t understand the music of today. To him it just seemed like a bunch of metallic noises clinking together and the songs no longer had any meaning behind them. He will be the first to admit that there were some songs that weren’t like that, some songs were soft and nice to listen to. However, he typically listened to music from his time. Not that you minded, you were actually in a similar state of mind on the matter. However when training solo you would listen to some high energy music from today.

Soft jazz started to echo through your shared apartment.

Bucky then felt your arms come from behind him and hug him gently. He felt you stand on your tip toes and whisper in his ear.

“Ya like jazz.”

Bucky groaned loudly, painful memories of the movie you had forced him to watch resurfacing. He felt your figure behind him laugh at his despair. Bucky went to move away from you but you held on.

“No,” he said trying (hardly) to pry you off of him, “we are not going there today.”

“I seem to remember promising you a kiss once I got back honey.” you teased as he now gave up on prying you off of him, he groaned as he places his hands gently on either side of your face.

“What am I gonna do with you.” He mused jokingly, he knew from the moment you entered his life what he was going to do with you.

“Love me like bees love honey.”

“On second thought I’ll hold off on that kiss.”

He weakly ‘tried’ to move away from you when your hands gently pulled him back to you and you laughed as you kissed him.

He could handle all the Bee Movies jokes and teasing.

So long as he can kiss you afterwards.

#bucky fic #bucky x reader #bucky barnes #james bucky buchanan barnes #winter soldier #white wolf #bucky is touchstarved #i'm convinced #bee movie #marvel x reader #mcu x reader #bucky barns x reader

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mxchellesworld · 4 years

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KINKTOBER DAY 2

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kink 16 | dialogue 31

Matthew Gray Gubler x Reader

warnings; smut, thigh riding

a/n; i really hope you guys have seen the movies i’m refrencing lmao. hope you enjoy!

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Lazy Sundays always called for spending hours on the couch watching movies or tv binging a series. As it was October you and Matthew decided to spend the day watching random horror movies. You started after breakfast, with your weekend banana pancakes in bed then migrated over to Matthew’s living room with bowls of snacks and refreshments.

You were both clad in matching pumpkin sweaters snuggled up under one of the fancy throw blankets you insisted you needed on your latest trip to the store. Contrasting the spooky feel was the smell of Matthews peppermint shampoo as he wrapped his arms tighter around you. His chin nuzzled in your neck as you hummed along to the Halloween opening music.

As the hours went by you spent the day switching between who could pick a movie. You went with Scream. It was a classic and who doesn’t love Billy. You had both reached the point in the day where you got fussy after being still for so long. You kept on shifting in front of him, accidentally pressing yourself on his crotch. He left out a soft groan behind you which was covered up by the scream let out on the television. His hand went to your hip as a way of telling you to stop moving.

The film continued and you were almost at the end, it was the party scene where everyone was sitting around the television. You started to feel the hand that was on your hip move. Warm fingers slithered down to the hem of your pajama shorts, dipping in to swipe through your folds. As if on perfect timing Randy spoke out from the screen, giving his iconic speech about how to survive a horror movie, “You can NEVER have sex.”

You turned to Matthew, smirking as you snuck his hand out of your shorts, “You heard the man.”

He groaned along with the people in the movie, “We’re not even in a horror movie.”

“Sorry gube, rules are rules babe,” you said giggling.

“Then we won’t have sex,” he said as he sat up and pulled you into his lap. His hands went under your big sweater and rubbed against your ribs.

“Then what are we gonna do?” you asked placing your hands on his forearms, running your fingers along his prominent veins.

He pulled you closer so you were chest to chest, whispering in your ear, “You, pretty girl, are gonna get off on my thigh.”

You shuttered at vibrations of his voice on your ear. Nodding you got up and slid off your shorts, leaving you in comfy cotton panties. Sitting back down you plopped onto one of his thighs, sighing as you started a teasingly slow grind. He started to tug on the bottom of the sweater, pulling it over your head. Your nipples peaked from the added chill on your skin.

You let out little sighs and whimpers as he placed kisses on your neck and collar bone. The friction from your panties rubbing against your clit brought jolts of electricity within you. His hands traveled down to squeeze your behind, helping you quicken your pace on top of him. Your head tilted back at the new pleasure.

“You look so pretty like this,” he said gruffly.

“Fuck Matthew,” you whimpered, “need to go ah faster.”

He let his hands travel back up until they settled on your hips. You yelped as he gave you a squeeze before guiding you back and forth on this thigh. Your hands went to cup your soft breasts, toying with your nipples, mouth open letting out desperate moans.

You were too busy bathing in the feeling to realize your eyes were closed until Matthew spoke up, “I can tell you’re close angel, look at me when you cum.”

Your eyes flew open and you were met with the sight of his lust blow honey orbs, bottom lip between his teeth as he took in how ethereal you looked rocking above him. Even without being inside you, he could make you mess begging for him to let you cum.

The sweet release you were so craving was nearing its peak. You sped up your movements and were almost frantic above him racing to break the knot in your belly.

“Ah Matthew! Gonna cum please,” you mewled out between ragged breathes.

“Go head pretty girl, soak my thigh baby. Cum for me.”

He flexed his thigh as you reached your peak. Letting out moans of his name and strings of curses. Coming down from your high you fell forward and rested your head on his shoulder. His hands went to rub circles on your back, warm palm calming you down, placing gentle kisses on your shoulder and cheek.

Looking down you noticed the prominent bulge in his flannel pajama pants. Letting your hand fall to stroke him through his pants you looked up, making eye contact with him. A devilish look on your face.

“Good thing we’re not in a horror movie.”

#matthew gray gubler smut #matthew gray gubler x reader #matthew gray gubler fic #mgg smut #mgg x reader #kinktober #dkrkinktober #chellewrites

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minzart · 3 years

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Honestly the sole reason I knew so many anime animation styles was because I grew up on anime instead of cartoons, so trust me, I can understand the pain of having to look that sort of thing up.

Yuu is just ensuring that at least whenever all three of them are together and talking movies because they want to have a pleasant conversation and if they have to use pointed comments to do so then by God they will use them! Also just had this thought of Yuu, like, informing them about the long term prank and the set up they are doing. Just, they are doing it for whenever they refrence previous events to avoid having to try and find the right words to make the events make sense without telling them about Toonkind people. Just, might as well avoid the problem all together via just telling them.

I'm just imagining Yuu making various remarks about what is going on as of late in their world and how one of their bosses is currently at the epicenter of it via being targeted, and as a result since they work there and are a part of the Dodo Studios Found Family they end up getting dragged in of their own free will most of the time, to the Engineer's dismay because he really doesn't want any of them to be dragged in. Well really he would prefer this whole thing to not be happening in the first place but that's the at least desire with the "All this not happening" being the at most.

Also, imagine if instead of normal knives and forgery kit they instead use pallet knives and carry around various art supplies that essentially have the same function, just re-skinned. They accidentally learned Rouge Skills via them just learning them whilst doing their job, with Rouge Spells being learned to make their job easier. After all, can you imagine how easy quick fixes for tall props can be with creative use of Mage Hand?

YUU BRINGS A BRUSH TO AN OVERBLOT FIGHT AND IT'S A RAINBOW KNIFE!

True true XD

#twst yuu

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silvanoir · 3 years

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Summer 2021 Nerdy Reading and Watching:

I don't have as much time for reading and watching fiction as I used to, or to post my thoughts about it, but here's some things I read/saw this summer so far:

Cat Woman: Soulstealer (graphic novel): The art starts out sketchy and improves as it goes. You have to get used to this being a younger Selina, just starting out, who has a fling with Luke Fox (Batwing) instead of Brice Wayne (Batman), but other than that, fairly solid. I think they overdid Selina's backstory and skills, stuff I know that's usually on par with how they overdo male superhero's skills/backstory, but eh. Catwoman really should be simple: woman who grew up poor, is good at stealing shiny things from the rich, dresses like a cat because she likes cats. I prefer the backstory in this for her sister over the one in the main comics, though (anything is preferable to Blackmask torture scenes, really).

Batman: The Adventures Continue "season 1" (comic): A decent Batman vs. robots and Lex Luthor story to start, Slade trying to recruit Robin like in the TT cartoon but BTAS style, followed by What If Jason Todd was part of the BTAS which.... doesn't really work, since BTAS Tim is a combo of Tim and Jason (even slightly refrenced). And they went with Jason wanted to kill criminals and was BAD ALL ALONG angle, and removed a lot of the emotional angle of why he wanted Bats to kill joker so it... fell flat for me (read the main canon comics or watch the redhood movie instead). Ends with a Christmas story that feels like it almost could’ve been a real episode (except that Harley/Ivy are more clearly a couple than would;ve been allowed on 90s kids TV). There was also a story involving Azreal which reminded me its been almost a decade since I read the entire Knightfall arc. So maybe... I'm just getting tried of superhero comics?

Vampire the Masquerade: Winter's Teeth: ah, this is how I like my vamps. A variety of vamps in personality, ability, and social standing, with varying degrees of sympathetic stories to an acknowledgement that all vampires are kind of a-holes (also to varying degrees). Don't read if you're squeamish about blood (don't read any vampire story if you're squeamish about blood?)

Gundam Thunderbolt. There's fantastic detailed animation and Jazz like in Cowboy Bebop (so much so I thought it was made by the same people). But there's also war is terrible for both sides, causes grief and loss, maiming of bodies, and destruction on a mass scale of Gundam. There is literally now way you can miss the driving point of this one for "wow cool robot". Very well made. But kind of intense and depressing. Japanese with English subtitles only, there was no dub made.

I've also rewatched Farscape. It is hornier, sillier, and more morally grey than I remember it being. I mean, I remember it being all of those things, but it is MORE of it. Just like watching back in the late 90s/early 2000s when it originally aired on SyFy, I find myself more distracted by the makeup, costumes and puppetry which most often I'm impressed by (unless they are the aliens of the week instead of reoccurring characters, then they tend to skimp on silly wigs). The things I remember, more than the plot (I don't know how some of you people have near photographic memories for plot, given enough time I forget everything but a few still images from anything I watch), is how Zaan's skin changed in blue hue from season 1 to 2, The movie alien colors not matching the show colors, Chiana's necklace which looked like a bunch of swords stabbing her neck, how impressed I am with the pilot puppet in general (still am). Or, how I didn't really care for either the show or the movie's ending (I think I would have preferred the show's ending minus the very last scene... just stop with the proposal). I notice its inconsistent when it comes to things aliens know and don’t know (makeup exists on many worlds they visit yet Chiana didn’t know what it was until she visited Earth?). Weirdly, the one thing I think it does a good job with is depicting how when people go through repeated trauma and ordeals, it has a long term effect on them. Something I don't think I appreciated as much when I watched it the first time. Poor John never fully recovered after being tortured in the chair (didn’t help that awful things kept happening after that, but it was the point where his character permanently changed).

#comics #tv #silvanoir reviews

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jeffozule · 3 years

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Token Black Guy

The phrase Token guy black guy refers to a black man that’s included in a movie or a show primarily for racial diversity. According to urban dictionary “Any fictional character of African-American descent that has been inconsequently inserted into the plot a movie or TV show for the express purposes of creating an image of commercially safe, politically correct, and insipid racial harmony.” (Urban Dictionary, 2005). I have to admit, I did find it offensively funny that Southpark in its regular satire nature had one black kid in the School and his name was Literally Token Black. Ironically in a poor rural town, Token’s family was very wealthy.

Whilst I don’t have very strong opinions on this, I understand the importance of representation and agree with people who have way stronger opinions on me this. I have spent 95% of my life in Nigeria, a 99% black African country, so my understanding and experience in direct and indirect racism is very low compared to the black guy in USA or the Middle Eastern guy in London.

I do however believe that if you based on show in New York, I’ll expect to see different racial backgrounds and not just a token black guy or a token Chinese guy. If its in England, ill expect to see the same too but if its in maybe Estonia or japan, probably not so much. Speaking of Japan, I remember watching Naruto and wondering why killer Bee had to rap. Now Killer bee was/is the most important black character in Naruto, a Japanese anime with hundreds of characters with a handful of black characters (Understandable as it’s based in Japan). Somehow the writers of Naruto felt that this prominent black character had to show his ‘Blackness’ by rapping, I don’t need to spell out how racist and stereotypical that is.

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Watching a Youtube called “How to black: an Analysis of lack cartoon characters” (toontraffictariq, 2019), the narrator expressed his grouse that when animated movies had black characters, more often then not; the characters “blackness” defined their personality. Essentially, he is saying that don’t write a ‘Black’ character, but rather a character who just happens to be black. Skin color doesn’t determine personality and making a ‘Black’ character is saying that black people and white people live different lives, or white is the default skin color and very other skin color including black is a deviation.

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From my perspective as a black artist and animator, I realise a lot of my drawings and cartoons were dominated by black characters. Have a look at the top page on my instagram and you would notice the marginal nonblack drawings. I guess I had been drawing what’s around me (living in Nigeria) and the culture I was exposed to but representation is something I should consider going forward.

Refrences

Toontraffictariq, (2019) How to Black: An Analysis of black cartoon characters. Youtube January 13th 2019. Available from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOwhBkoNK0g&t=317s [Viewed 23rd December 2020].

#reflective #Practice1

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idk-my-aesthetic · 5 years

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past, present, future

aka mal, evie, and carlos on magic, their parents, and the isle

this is actually a repost of this bc freaking tumblr deleted all my text when i tried to change on tag on the og post so i had to delete it bc it started glitching. sigh.

*jay is getting his own fic which is why he’s not in this, more info below

***comment on the mal part i use a weird combo of the live action remake maleficent and the og one. Its like maleficent was still queen of the moors but she was actually evil and not all sympathetic like she is in the live action movies….

TW!!- obvious discussion of child abuse in semi-graphic detail for the majority of the fic, and a breif s*lf h*rm refrence. It's only a sentence or two long, a general ref/description ig, basically has to do w/ evie freaking out if ppl think she is ugly/a failure bc of her mom’s abuse.

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To Mal, magic was her blood. It was her history, her lineage. She was a fae, birthed to continue her mother’s legacy. Created to reclaim the throne her mother lost in her madness and cruelty, to conquer their lost land, to live up to the expectations put upon her at birth. Her magic was but an extension of that, her birthright, everything she was supposed to be, everything she would one day become.

Using it was both terrifying, and liberating. She was evil, something she’d known for years, but she feared becoming like her mother. A fear she had admitted only once, whispered to three others in the dead of night.

There was a difference in their evil. Her mother’s was unnecessary, powered by delusions of grandeur, random cruelty brought about for her own amusement. Mal saw her own evil as practical, an armor she would use to protect herself, and later her crew. She would use it to get them food, make enemies too afraid to attack them, keep them all as well and alive as she could. She could use her evil, and the fear it caused, to get whatever she wanted, whatever they needed. It gave her power.

Evil was power.

Power was safety.

(Though, could you truly call a child seeking protection evil?)

She knew she would one day have to complete the tasks her mother set out for her, but she refused to do them like the woman herself would. She refused to turn to unneeded cruelty, to hurt those she cared for. She would reclaim their homeland on her own terms.

She would be her own kind of evil, different from her mother’s, even if they used the same magic, read the same spellbook, had the same blood. She would burn her mother's legacy and build her own, build herself from the ashes and leave her mother behind as nothing more than a faded memory, forgotten in her daughter’s shadow. And she would rise from the beaten depths of the Isle, bringing those most important with her, and give them the lives they deserved.

(That was her dream, fueled by Carlos’s invention and their new ability to steal magic from the barrier. To free them all, and give a better life to those she loved. It would come true, one day soon, different than she ever expected. Though she was right that she would reclaim her birthright on her own terms, those terms have nothing to do with the evil she now thinks she is.)

(She will learn she was never truly evil to begin with. She will make her magic truly her own, completely untainted by her mother’s wishes. She will reclaim the lost moors, and she will fill it with the love and light her mother destroyed, those she loves by her side.)

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To Evie, magic was a tool. She had no real feelings to it, like how a writer feels no fondness for pens, nor a painter for brushes. She used alchemy books to mix beauty products for her mother, keeping the old woman preoccupied with something else, allowing Evie precious moments of freedom from her mother’s “love”. The word was so mutated in the queen’s mind, as if her unending barrage of insults was the same as Mal’s soft smile, Carlos’s beautiful rambling, Jay’s protective arms.

The best use for her magic was concocting healing brews, things she could give to her gang to save them even a bit of pain. A cream to clear the bruises on Carlos's chest, small packets for Jay to trade so he need not steal while injured, a bite of apple to save Mal’s life. Things to protect the three most important people in her life.

(Though, she had a hidden use for these healing salves too. A secret mix to hide scars, to blend discolorations in with the rest of her skin. She used it only when she truly needed, the others would easily tell if every scar she once had disappeared. But, if she ended up bleeding in the middle of the night, scratching at her skin and sobbing because her mother was right she was so ugly and useless and worthless, and said scratches disappeared before morning, well, no one would ever need to know they ever existed.

Because, truly, what right did she have to complain? What gave her the right cry and sob because her mother said something cruel? The others had parents who beat them till they bled, how could her mother’s words ever compare? Even if her mother screamed until her voice was raw, even if she repeated that Evie was ugly and worthless until the girl could do nothing but believe it herself, even if she forced her to avoid even the small amounts of food they could scrounge up, weakinging her to the point of fainting, possibly death if the others hadn't shoved food in her hands and forced her to eat, as if hurting herself would make her more beautiful.

Even if the Evil Queen, known for her own effortless beauty and even more effortless cruelty, hammered that lesson into the child’s head. That beauty is pain and the only way to have worth is to hurt and you must hurt to be loved, and if you are not in pain you are not beautiful you are not trying hard enough you are failing and they will all leave and you will be left with nothing but pain and your own ugliness.)

So, Evie was thankful for her magic, thankful she could heal those she loved, and hide things that would hurt them. Thankful she could keep her mother’s suspicion away, when the old woman’s view shifted from seeing Evie as an extension of herself to seeing her daughter as a competitor, someone who was out to betray her and take her place. A gift could appease the woman, at least for a bit, reminding her that the child before her had hair too light, skin too dark, lips too pale to be the girl the queen despised. Not that the queen wouldn't try to change that, pushing the child to look more beautiful than the girl who bested her, then punishing the child for being more beautiful than herself.

Her mother’s erraticy gave Evie some odd mix of both hatred and jealousy for her half sister. Her mother wanted her to be more beautiful than Snow White, going as far as to try and even bleach her daughter’s skin, forcing Evie to be the subject of dozens of ill advised experiments to make the girl “beautiful”. Evie hated her sister for the standard she set, for leaving her on the Isle, for their mother’s obsession. But she was desperately jealous of her, desperately wanted to be just as beautiful, partly so her mother would leave her be, but more so she would never lose the love she held so dear.

She feared that more than all, more than death itself, losing those she loved.

She’d heard tales of true love since birth, heard the idea scoffed at and hated. Told it was something for Aradon royalty, something she would never have, should never want. And yet, despite all that, despite the evil in her, the evil surrounding them, she had it. Had it with three incredible people she loved more than anything. But she knew she wasn't as beautiful as the princess in auradon, knew she wasn't as good as them. What if she lost it? What if the most important people in her life left, because she wasn't beautiful enough to be worthy of their love?

(One day, she will learn that beauty is not worth. One day she will learn her three-turned-four lovers would never leave her, least of all over something so meaningless. She will learn that she is beautiful because she is kind, and that those who love her do so for her mind not her body. And she will learn that she need not live to please them, that they will always exist as pillars of support in her life, but she will be able to go and become her own person, do what she wishes without worrying if what she wants would make them dislike her, make them want to leave. She will be able to grow and heal with them, work with them to build a life for themselves and a safe world for the other children like them. One day she will speak with her sister, using the cup bought just for her, something she will have done a thousand times before. And she won’t be cured, the memories of her mother’s voice will always haunt her, but she will have people who love her back home, and wedding rings comfortably heavy on her fingers, and kids to pick up later from school, and the knowledge that the lost children of the Isle are free, and the memories will be pushed away with ease.

One day she will use her magic to help her heal, not hide her pain.

That future may be far away, too far for her to see where she is now, trapped on the Isle, believing lies about love and herself. But it exists, and it’s waiting for her.)

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To Carlos, his magic was inconsequential. As far as he was concerned, it didn’t exist. The only evidence of it was a flash of pain, quick, white hot burning in his chest when he pulled pure magic from his device on accident. And when he blinked the stars from his eyes, when he managed to pull breath into his lungs again, when he finally quelled the panic rising in his chest, he forced himself to ignore what had just happened. He made himself believe that the pain, the sudden surge of power, the overcoming sense of dread, was some kind of fluke, some byproduct of the barrier. Pure mortals must not handle magic well, he decided, and let the memory fade to the back of his mind.

Because it was easier. It was easier to let himself believe that he had no magic, to deny the obvious in front of him. It was easier to ignore the instinctual feeling that this magic was his, that there was something darker about it, darker than the magic of the barrier or Mal’s spells.

It was easier, because to accept it would be to face it. And to face it would mean he would have to use this magic, this magic that felt so instinctually wrong, yet so much his.

The magic felt evil, and even on this Isle of the forgotten, where evil was revealed in, evil was celebrated, he feared becoming evil himself. Because to him, there was very little true evil on the isle. The evil belonged to the adults, the ones banished for their actions. Jafar, Maleficent, the Evil Queen. His mother.

The other children may see themselves as cruel and evil, but he saw the truth. They were neutral, survivors in this abandoned wasteland. Born with evil inside them, and countering it with enough good to turn their black hearts gray. Protecting each other, caring for others, helping in the backhanded way you only understood if you grew up in a world where kindness brought pain.

And yet, despite the fact that any impartial party would tell you they were all the same, he saw himself as different from the rest. He could see the good they did, see them balance the scales to keep themselves from falling into evil. But no matter what he did, it never felt like enough. He felt as if he was teetering on the edge of a cliff, held up by nothing more than a fraying rope. And if he accepted this magic, it would slice straight through, sending him to his doom.

(He was too close to see the good he did. His mother’s screaming of how he was so horrid to her, how he brought her so much pain, how much she wished he was a good son confused him. He saw himself as bad, and saw that as an easy descent into evil, an easy descent into becoming those who had hurt him and those he loved.)

(He didn’t want to be evil, evil like Maleficent who would snap Mal’s bones with cold eyes. Evil like Jafar who’d beat Jay for bringing one to few things home. Evil like the Queen, who’d lie and scream and dim the brightness of Evie’s smile. Evil like his mother, who would hurt and hurt and hurt and never stop as long as it got her what she wanted, never feel remorse for the pain she brought.)

So he did with his magic what he did with his other problems, forget. Forcing them to the back of his mind, focusing on the immediate, focusing on surviving day to day. And you can’t blame him, not really. On the Isle every day is about making sure you live to your next, and that you can bring a handful of others with you.

And it may not have been his fault, but in doing so, in pushing aside the pain it brought and forcing himself to forget, he created more problems for himself. Because his magic would not go away, same with how pretending his mother didn’t exist didn’t simply make her disappear.

(One day, he will be forced to face this magic, to accept it as part of himself. It will bring him pain he doesn't deserve, but he will overcome it, four others by his side. He will realize that the evil he felt was nothing more than a reflection of his own fears, that he could never truly become evil. Because he didn’t want to be, won’t want to be, will never find joy in causing others pain. The things that will make him happy are bright days and small animals and unconventional dates and the laughter of children trying chocolate for the first time.

He will realize he could never be evil, never turn into those who hurt him. Never become his mother. And he will face his other problems, the ones so buried he hadn't thought of them in years, and he will overcome those too.)

-=+=-

im trash so i didn’t bother putting the italics in. it takes 20 minutes im sorry....

edit: i wnet back and added them uwu

jay’s getting his own fic which is basically one of these^^ but longer w/ fully written scenes lol. and uhhhh idr what i put in my a/n before but this is related to my other works/part of a series so please check out my ao3 ily https://archiveofourown.org/users/Blue_Pluto

edit: so i felt like i needed to give more info ig?? i gave carlos magic bc im using it as a metaphor in my d1/d2/d3 rewrites, which uhhh part of are posted but not really the magic parts yet.... trust me for rn lol,,,, ty for reading!!!

#descendants #my writing #evie descendants #mal descendants #carlos descendants #carlos de vil #mal daughter of maleficent #evie daughter of the evil queen

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Hi! Can I pls have a male marvel and stranger things character ship? I’m a short girl at 5’2 with shoulder-length black hair, brown eyes, tan skin tone and kinda curvy body. I’m very shy and quiet at first but when you get to know me, I become loud and more open. I can’t make decisions to save my life lol. I like to sing, eat, and read romance/fantasy books. I also love to hang out with friends, nap and watch my favourite movies/tv shows like B99, Star Wars and Kingsman, and more. Thanks!!

thanks so much for requesting (also I love Kingsman and Star Wars too :))!

I ship you with... Peter Quill

• Sooo many movie refrences 24/7. They would either make you laugh or very very confused. You would show him the Kingsman movies and Brookly Nine-Nine so that he could make more refrences you understood. • Well crusing through space you two would belt out songs from his mixtapes. You two defintaly have many songs that you call “your songs.” He even made a whole mixtape for it. Some nights you look out at the stars and he songs those songs to you• Him being the Han Solo to your Princess Leia.

I also ship you with... Jonathan Byers

• Many dates include going to the movies or the bookstore. He loves taking your picture at the bookstore. He finds you adorable when you can’t reach a book on one of the high shelves. • You both love lying down in the park listening to music and basking in the sun. You both end up falling asleep in eachothers arms but once Jonathan wakes up he realizes he is late at picking Will up from the arcade.

#stranger things #stranger things ships #jonathan byers #ships #marvel ship #marvel imagine #marvel ships #ship request #mcu #mcu ships #peter quill #peter quill x reader #peter quill imagine

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littlemunchkitty · 7 years

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As a genuine ally. I come across psuedo allies who only think that you have to portray gay in everything you touch in order to be called so. Being an ally is not purposely making other community members upset and justifing yourself by misusing a buzzword that should be reserved for actually homophobic people. Homophobia is not described as those who don't enjoy you coming into their fandom and botching everything and demanding acceptance. You like to assume that it's because it's gay. That's called a strawman and mental gymnastics. If someone came into the fandom and made them all bronies, i'd have a fucking problem. If someone came and made them all furries, i'd still have a fucking problem. It's not about being gay. It's about how you are portraying the characters. I come across people who make other characters gay, not because they are compatible and have strong healthy relationships, but because they are cute. For those in the DL Fandom. Shuuma is not a healthy relationship based in the current boys states. Hence why shuu knew that it was edgar but doesn't actually say anything. Yuma has amnesia and doesn't know shuu. That's very scary to have someone insert themselves as your childhood best friend who you've supposedly never seen before and expect a gay relationship to suddenly blossom. That's manipulation. Think about what that does to Yuma. Would you want that happening to you? Gays being gay because they are cute and ideals of a relationship that you want and not because they are compatible and strong for each other is a toxic way of thought that prevails on the big screen and you are going to drag it here as a shitty way of "acceptance". What's even worse is claiming that you have some divine right to botch pre-established sexualities because you are gay. It's wrong when straight people do it. It's wrong when gay people do it. If you have to change every character to your mushied down way to enjoy DL, you don't like DL. That's like saying "i like apples. But only when they are citrus and have a thick unedible waxy skin and sectioned fruits" that's not an apple. It's an orange. You like oranges. That's like saying "i like action movies, but without any fighting and more focus on the love interest/damsel in distress." That's not an action movie. That's a romance. That's like saying vegans who say "i love meat" but only in refrence to their vegan meat and complain when actual meat is offered to them. You don't love meat. You love "vegan meat". The LGBT+ community is free to like as they please. But if you don't like something. Don't botch everything to your ideals to say you like it too and get upset when you don't see everybody else accepting your headcanons or when someone rejects it, you call them names. They have every right to dislike it and not force themselves to believe it. Just like you have every right to say "i don't like DL because of their lack of gay portrayal". Move on if you don't like something. You don't have to stay. And don't drag everyone else to your level because you believe that it's the only way to be an ally. Don't drag everyone else down because you demand to fit in somewhere. Don't misuse your status as an ally to do whatever the fuck you want to whoever you want. Don't misuse valuable and strong words and inflate their meaning into nothing. Learn your terms and stay in your lanes. Because i have no tolerance for ignorance. Especially ignorance under the pseudonym of "ally". Because that's a knife in the back of the LGBT+.

#diabolik lovers #lgbtq #have i ever been this angry?#i take a few month hiatus and people are still back on their bs #yall wonder why i left.#important message.#should this be considered #sensitive

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feelingsincollegeposts-blog · 7 years

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Winter Break (1/8-9/17)

I spent 6 hours watching this ABC Family series with my mom called ‘Chasing Life’ today. In the normal world, it’s considered one of those shitty cancer movies that people make fun of. But in my first semester at college I learned so much about generic things, like shitty cancer movies. Thing’s are only cliche because they're heavy. Things are cliche because not one, but multiple people have realized/ lived similar experiences just in different ways and come to a broad realization. Why are we so afraid of cliches? There’s a reason why they are cliche- and maybe if we listened to them for once, our lives would start to fall more into place with our simple everyday problems.

Anyways, in the series, the little sister is struggling with sexuality. I would’nt consider it struggling considering that she has a hot boyfriend that is a tattoo artist and she gives him up to be with this girl in her high school - the type of girl she friends and her would make fun of. I mean she obviously was insecure her whole life and a lot of reasons towards why she is so bold and dark in appearance may be through her insecurity with the loss of her father- and of course- sexuality. I could totally relate. I mean it was so predictable that there would be a lesbian plot coming up for me, but when my mom saw them kissing for the first time, all she said was, “Wow.” She said it really slow, amazed, disappointed. She was literally “wowed,” like she couldn’t believe that they Would show such a thing like that on a TV.

I’m sorry mom. I wish I could tell you this on my own, not on my secret Tumblr, but the passed three months of college have been the hardest three months of my life. I wish I had told my roommate Derek that my father is dead. It would have made things way easier when it came to talking about him about his adoption. I’m sorry, D. My dad is dead and I ahve been in denail about it for the passed 7 years of my life. It scares me almost being 20. Fuck it scares me so mcuh. Im getting so so old. A number thats not a teen. What the fuck am i supposed to do. I feel like the whole world knows except for the world inside of my house. I’m constantly producing something thats so clear to me and maybe them too (due to cultural refrences)- but do they fully understand where I am coming from?

I’m sorry mom, but when I was in my first semester in college I kept bleaching my hair crazy colors because I was struggling so so much. I felt so unstable. I was around all these great people who were so aware of everything and always came to class with work so strong. I needed something new to look at every few weeks. I was so sure that I am gay at the time, but I needed to show you in some other way. I promise I didn;t want to embaress you. I never did. I never would want to do that. It just felt like an outward thing to do, like a hint.

It seemed like you never wanted to take that. I went to brown and made you happy. Brown, like my skin. Brown, like us. I love you the most in this world, mom. Telling myou I’m gay is teh hardest thing for me to do. Whenever we watch movies together with straigh couples, it doesn;t feel ackward at all. It makes me still feel like there is hope for me. Like i’m going to be saved.

I want kids. I want pets. I actually want a home. I want a home with my own family one day, I’m afraid one day I’ll wake up when I’m 55 in bed with my gay partner and wish I had a family of my own blood.

Maybe mom, dad only goes into yours and Beckies dreams because he’s afraid of me. He’s ashamed of me as much as I am of him. I don’t want to be like him. I have a fear of being a man like my father and having a family and being rich and letting it all go for stupid thing. I am admitting that I have a strong hatred for straight men. Mom, the other day I say my art teachers back in high school. They all know I am gay. They know me that way. When we were in the car, it seemed so possible that I could have a family- with a man. I saw us having a dog, a white or brown one. Either with a lot of fur, or no fur. It seemed so real. We had a mini cooper and we supported each other. We were married legally so when one of us dies our families couldn’t take nay of the financial properties away from the other. The dog was so clear, but the man was so blurred. I just knew that I loved the man more than the dog. I also knew that I would loose the man first and end my life with the dog.

Mom, I just have a fear of living a life alone, with a dog. I don’t want to be alone and just have a dog to talk to. I want to talk to love everyday. Look at him, or her in the eye every morning and show them the love you’ve showed me. I’m sorry mom, but sometimes I think about you dying. Like how much easier life would be if you died and I wouldn’t have to worry about disappointing you with being with a man, I’m sorry, mom. I know that's fucked up.

I just think about it sometimes.

I wish my nephews didn’t have any cultural drifts. Or that neither of the 3 of them were starting to all ready feel a strong way about what a man was. They are just boys. They can be friends with other boys and girls. And like te color pink. With glitter. Mom I know you didn’t teach me or them how to be masculine, your culture did. Mom, you are not your culture. Mom you would love me just as much for being gay if you were not Guyanaese. I know you as a person, detached from culture. I hate our culture and unfortunately you were brought up with it. Thank you for making me not.

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Cartoons that are not for kids

i have noticed over the years that theres lots of cartoons that are not for kids

here is a list of them

Ren and Stimpy

despite airing on Nickelodeon was not for kids it had lots of sexual innuondoe graphic vilonce like bleeding intestines eyeballs and kidneys all being thrown up into the air the characters died lots of times and in one episode they go to hell characters tried to kill themselves and said there going to go end it all

Rockos modern life

was not for kids because it had lots of adult jokes some that were even banned and some episodes were very vilonte with some blood

the angry beavers

was not for kids but not because it was inappropriate but because kids wont get some of the stuff like when they dress up as hippies and pimps the show talks about politics and the angry beavers have a no smoking sign in there house

Catdog

was not for kids it had some adult jokes and lots of disturbing stuff cat climbs out of dogs mouth skinned alive a bunny mounts catdogs head on his wall and a armadillo says hes going to kill stuff and mount a girl characters head on his wall

invader zim

was aimed at young teens it was really disturbing and dark

courage the cowardly dog

was not for little kids it was really creepy morbid and dark

the powerpuff girls

was orriginally for Adults and was called the whoopass girls but the creator had to change it to the powerpuff girls but the name is the only thing that changed because it had lots of adult jokes and in the opening of evrey episode him got punched in the mouth with his tooth flying out with blood

johnny bravo

was not for kids it had lots of very edgy adult jokes and the main plot was about a 20 or 30 year old man trying to pick up girls

cow and chicken

was not for kids it was really vilonte disturbing and disgusting

time squad

was not for kids because it has lots of sexual innuendo homosexual innuendo and in one episode theres hippies with red eyes that offer the main characters their special brownies and one of the characters acts drunk and theres some offensive jokes stereotypes and iffy titles

the grim adventures of billy and mandy

was not for little kids it was really creepy vilonte disturbing and dark grim imagines killing the kids billy thinks mandys a cannibal mandy is a sadistic sociopath who beats up and abuses billy billy asks mandy if she wants to play and she says im busy go play in traffic mandy calls everybody to her house and she orders them to kill her nanny pudding finds a bunny and the bunny tries to kill him and then it pops out of some fire and at the end tells pudding he loves him to death with half of his skin missing billy scrapes his face on the sidewalk and his skin peels off billy tells grim to suck it

the marvelous misadventures of flapjack

was not really for kids it was really creepy and had dark imagery

Regular show

regular show is rated TVPG and is not for kids because it has mild swearing like piss crotch crap holy crap and what the h characters are seen and implied to be drinking alcohol high five ghost is seen at a fist pump concert with a beer muscle man knocks on a motel door and a bunch of beer cans come flying out and the characters go to a bar called mchooligans and benson gets very drunk it has lots of sexual innuendo rigby says bensons going to drop his balls and says hes going to be all like oh no my gumballs rigby says he cant believe mordecia is going to a fist pump concert just for some lady pecs a giant coffee bean squirts coffee from his breasts into mordecia and rigbys mouths rigby learns a new move called the pelvic thrust of death benson says hit the lights because its almost 8pm and muscle man unzips his pants and says oh man skips is going to be so suprised when he comes in and sees us all totally naked and benson tells him its not that kind of party and muscle man says oh dont turn on the lights when mordecia tells rigby about a movie rigby says he saw the preveiw for the movie and says there just going to be sitting around talking about there feelings and he sighs and says fully clothed mordecia and rigby are playing a game and a guy and girl character tongue kiss muscle man tells mordecia and rigby that it takes more then expired soda to have a party it takes guests with breasts and mine dont count party pete dry humps 2 girls mordecia sees pops naked and pops covers his crotch with his hat and he lets go for one second and it hangs there mordecia tells rigby about what he saw and mordecia says i was trying not to look just give him back his magazine but i saw his and rigby says his junk mail and mordecia describes pops crotch to rigby muscle man is playing a board game and says a bunch of girls come running at him and say oh muscle man stop pinching me in the butt with your war claw rigby is suprised that muscle man has a girlfreind and says he wonders who has more junk in the trunk a radio announcer says if a car was a girl would you take her on a date and try to get to second base benson tells mordecia and rigby they where supposed to degum the park and he says but instead i find you held up in here twiddling some sticks and mordecia says augh dont say it like that and mordecia tells rigby there going to be playing hard all night and rigby tells him not to say it like that benson tells evrebody about the rules of skeeze ball and says he wants evreyone to lineup and when the balls drop then mordecia and rigby snicker rigby picks up a bra at the old ballroom a giant bolt says hes the king of the bolts and the nuts then mordecia and rigby snicker

and its very vilonte rigby gives muscle man 2 black eyes skips shrivels into dust and almost dies on his birthday mordecia kills rigby by pushing him off a micowave and he shrivels into dust skips kills rigby by smashing him through a table all the characters die in the halloween episode muscle man gets skinned alive skips gets pulled up the chimney and burns to death and mordecia gets his head chopped off offscreen with a machete in the second halloween episode mordecia and rigby die and a giant racoon shaped intestine lands on top of pops head a elf shoots santa clause 2 times in the chest with a gun and rigby has a backstage pass that shows satan chopping off a guys head with a guitar and blood comes out in the third halloween episode muscle man and high five ghost die by getting turned into baking in the fourth halloween episode a guy gets his head chopped off offscreen with trimmers and in the fifth halloween episode sharks bite off bensons arms and kill him and a alien stabs a guy in the chest and you see a hole through his chest

Adventure time

Adventure time is rated TVPG and is not for kids it has mild swearing like crotch crap freaking and son of a it has lots of sexual innuondoe a mermaid pop s out of a river and asks finn and jake which one of them wants to mate with her ice king tells a robot that he can do something that hes failed in and says you can mate with robot princesses finn says theres a lava monster in his front yard and he is so hot and jake says m hmm and finn says no wait i didnt mean like sexy hot and jake says no you do mean sexy hot jake shapes himself to look like a snail and tells finn whos pretending to be a snail that hes just sitting there thinking about mating with snails and finn gets disgusted and says no and the snail says that he will mate with him and jake says where just role playing buddy finn goes into a forest filled with naked people a old guy says oh no and another guy walks by and says my most private parts peeped by a boy a lady calls finn a pervert and he keeps running through the forest and you can hear more people saying my privates jake looks in princess bubblegums room and finn tells him thats pervy in the fionna and cake episode prince gumball asks fionna to come up to his room with him and he starts to unbutton his shirt it turns out it was just the ice queen in disguise but still ice king tells a hitman he hired that someone got hit in the boing loins jake tells finn about the diffrent teirs and finn says what abou t teir 15 and jake says stay away from that do not do teir 15 a guy for a royal competition says its time for the royal spooning and slime princess wants finn to spoon her tree trunks says looks like were all alone and mr pig says wait dont you think there might be cameras in here and says well princess bubblegum is watching i hope so a guy turns into a monster and says im i a walking love magnet and peppermint butler says well you paid the price no doubt and i want to have your babies and he says great to the princess then and peppermint butler says no wait what about me and at the end of the episode peppermint butler asks where the guy went and princess bubblegum tells him i gave him away peps i knew he couldnt be happy without me so i built him a robot wife and peppermint butler says you should have given him to me and smacks princess bubblegum across the face and its very vilonte finn and jake run through a bunch of maces and weapons on a board walk and almost get mutilated finn is seen holding a monsters head magic man turns a bird inside out a giant monster beats finn up and says beg for mercy or i wil l kill you finn chops off a guys head off screen and his head falls on the ground but hes still alive finn beats up some berries and their juice sprays all over him which represents blood the liches skin burns off and he is seen skinned alive and theirs some dark humor jake jokes about seeing dead bodies and guts on the ground and finn and jake try to cheer these people who are trying to mourn there loss up and it makes the guy whos dead angry and theres some suicide refrences like finn lets go of some balloons and they say yay to the metsophere finally we can die jake has a dream where he dies and then he wants to die and a guy named princess cookies tries to kill himself but fails and ends up in a mental institution

MAD

MAD is not for little kids its more for teens i talked to the creator on twitter and he said its for 7-15 year olds

the looney tunes show

is rated TVPG and is not for kids because it has some sexual innuendo lola calls bugs a bad boy when bugs and daffy are chained together bugs asks the police officer how do you explain this chain and the police officer says your personal lives are your business yosemite sam says if theres a tie on the door dont come in at all yosemite sam brings his new wife upstairs with him and in the morning bugs is sitting outside the room and you can hear some moans of happiness it turns out yosemite sam was just trying on gloves lola sits on daffys bed in a sexual manner and in one of the merrie melodies yosemite sam runs outside naked and granny sees him and its very vilonte bugs and daffy are in a near death situation where there blindfolded and are about to get shot with guns bugs is tired of not getting any sleep because of daffy and plans to murder daffy by pushing him off the roof but is stopped before he could do it daffy uses porky as a bowling ball to knock down some pins then later hes seen in a wheelchair and daffy pushes him down the lane again daffy thinks porkys a murderer and it looks like porky is stabbing a girl with a knife in eligible bachelors theres guns in semper lie theres machine guns and in the shell game cecil turtle plans to kill bugs and porky by shooting them with a gun and it just has more adult situations like having roomates dating using credit cards and going to the DMV

sym bionic titan

was not for kids its for older teens

robotomy

was not for kids it was more for older teens and adults i talked to the creator on his website and he said its aimed at little kids to the adults watching Adultswim at night

spongebob squarepants

is not really for kids because seasons 1-3 had lots of adult jokes and some dark episodes like a episode where spongebob and mr krabs think they killed a health inspector then bury his body and stuf f him in the freezer seasons 4 onwards are much darker theres suicide refrences a fish puts a spear up against his neck and says some day but not today a fishs head explodes and another fish sighs and says lucky plankton tries to kill himself and even says cant you see im trying to get run over here and its very vilonte characters skin gets ripped off characters almost get there heads chopped off characters get ripped in half and in one episode the flying dutchman makes it look like a monster bit off spongebobs head and in one of the newest episodes mrs puff tries to murder spongebob and when he survives a monster track ralley mrs puff asks why is he still alive and then tries to run him over with a giant monster truck

gargoyles

was not really for kids because it was very vilonte a gargoyle lands on a building and his palms start to bleed a gargoyle accidentally shoots a girl with a gun and shes seen lying in a pool of her own blood in one episode all the gargoyles die broadway gets blinded and shot and blue stone bronx claw angela and brooklyn are all vaporised on-screen and the main villian kills his son and it has some sexual innuondoe a gargoyle calls another gargoyle kinky and a gargoyle swears in one episode

the shnookums and meat funny cartoon show

the shnookums and meat funny cartoon show was Disneys attempt at a edgy adult themed show like ren and stimpy

gravity falls

was not really for kids it had lots of adult jokes a gnome bathes with some squrriels in a bath tub by a bottle of lotion and later the gnome asks more squrriels to jump in his pants a manotaur says he has fists for nipples in one episode its said that ben franklin chased a guy around spanking him and that he is a cross dressing woman grunkle stan tells mabel in dippers body about the birds and the bees grunkle stan gets naked in a money machine offscreen and theres a sign that says mc suck it and its very vilonte and dark theres a blood stain seen on one page in the journal a kid gets stuck in a cereal box cover and a bird impales him with a spoon offscreen a monster called the trickster eats a kid onscreen bill rips out a deer tooth and gives it to gideon gideon threatens to cut out dippers tongue with lamb shears a old manotaur gets killed onscreen dipper gets a nose bleed some animal heads bleed from there eyes and mouth the show mentions guns and in one episode a guy says what the twins just saw was top secret information and he says even i myself will be shot once the filming is complete time baby vaporizes and kills a guy onscreen a guy falls off a platform and shrivels into dust and the show gets really dark by the end of the series bill has taken over gravity falls and has turned gravity falls into a wasteland bill whips mabel and dippers uncle with a electric whip some demons play a game called spin the body and whoever the body lands on the demon has to eat bill wants to take over the world and will even kill mabel and dipper to do it

wander over yonder

was not really for kids it had lots of adult jokes sylvias old partner shows up and she says wander this is my old partner in crime goes by the name of and then the guy says rider used to uh ride her sylvias a horse but still captain awesome says hes going to bring lord hater down to awesome town then he points at his crotch wander ryhmes and says fix gate needs drilling eat cake its filling date kate shes willing and then he does a eyebrow wiggle and its very vilonte peepers slices kills and opens a plant a guy gets shot in the head with a dart wander gets a new pet called captain tim who sticks his tongue down wanders throat to try to rip out his heart in one episode lord hater imagines killing wander and sylvia dominator kills one of her bots threatens to kill captain awesome wants to destroy the world and tries to kill sylvia and making wander watch as she tries to drill through her chest

pickle and peanut

is not really for kids it has some sexual innuondoe peanut wants to go skinny dipping and pickle and peanut flirt with some girls and its very vilonte pickle and peanut have to fight goats one goat threatens to stab a guy with a knife a girl get s hit in the eye with a squrriel and it bleeds some girl scouts beat up a guy and threaten pickle and peanut a guy plans to kil l peanut and one of pickle and peanuts favirote cartoons has a villian named manslaughter

batman the animated series

was not for kids because its very vilonte batman kills the scarecrow and his body is seen hanging on a ceiling fan not moving batman gets bloody cuts theres real guns and the joker drops a guy in a coffin into a pit of acid and sings to remember him then forgets him and says whos hungry it has some sexual innuondoe harley quinn pops out of a pie for the joker and does a strip tease 2 girls are seen in there pajamas about to have supper its implied there lesbians

batman beyond

was not for kids because its very vilonte characters have guns and knifes and the joker kills people

superman the animated series

was not for kids because there was a villian named nanny goodness who brainwashed and tortured some kids a guy rips a worms skin off and a alien gets shot offscreen and his guts splash across the wall of the ship

teen titans

was not really for kids a puppet master falls over and dies with his eyes opened but other then that season 1 was pretty lighthearted but the show got darker as it went on there was villians like slade who turned people to stone trigon a demon who wants to kill ravens freinds we see cyborgs dark bacstory and in one episode the titans visit the underworld

Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003 animated series

was not really for kids because it was very vilonte

the Turtles visit a future where splinter is dead and in the end all the future turtles die a guy named bishop gets impaled and doctor stockman creates a new body that starts to rot and you see his flesh

swat kats

was not really for kids because its very vilonte and 2 villians died

captain planet and the planeteers

was not really for kids because it had episodes about drugs and Aids and its very vilonte linkas cousin dies of a drug overdose theres a driveby shootout of a family and in one episode theres a realistic image of a dead kid

spider man the new animated series

was not really for kids because it had swearing like danm hell bitch and crap

and its very vilonte characters get shot with guns and die the lizard falls off a building and dies

the ripping freinds

was not for kids because it was very vilonte a peice of gum sucks the moiusture out of people a worm sucks the spines out of people rips shorts take over jimmy and he crushes and kills a bug with a rock a cow slices off a peice of her skin for the ripping freinds a guy has a organ machine and a kid brings him real organs its very disturbing rip hooks himself up to a pain machine and he gets electrocuted and theres a closeup of his veins moving back and forth and theres some sexual innuondoe a hot dogs lower half rises up a hot dog and bun hug then it cuts to black rip accidentally pops in on a girl taking a shower and he says its okay mam im a ripping freind and the girl screams and throws her brush at him a little girl kisses a naked bear and his crotch then gets stung by bees

Transformers prime

was not really for kids because its the darkest transformers cartoon so far lots of robots died 2 humans died and some humans almost died

jonny quest the real adventures

was not really for kids because its darker and some characters died

oggy and the cockroaches

is not really for kids because its very vilonte and in one episode oggy is seen in a trailer and in the background theres a naked full breasted woman on a calendar

ben 10 alien force

was not really for kids because it was darker and some characters died

Family guy

American dad

the cleveland show

the Simpsons

is not for kids because it has swearing like danm hell and bitch and has lots of sexual innuondoe and its very vilonte theirs a show that the kids like to watch called itchy and scratchy which has lots of gore and the halloween episodes are more darker theres blood and gore and the characters die by getting shot impaled and getting there heads chopped off in one of the newest halloween episodes homer and marge kill themselves and the kids kill eachother characters drink beer and get drunk characters do drugs and theres a mob boss named fat tony who kills people

Futurama

pinky and the brain

was aimed at a general aduience but it seems like it was more for adults and not really for kids because it had some very edgy adult jokes dolly parton says shes brains biggest fan and asks him what he thinks of that and brain says id say puberty was orientally kind to you brain tells pinky to never breed and pinky says ill try a bikini designer walks around pretending to be blind and in one episode they mention sexual harassment

6teen

was not really for kids because it had lots of sexual innuondoe jonsey peeks through a peep hole in a dressing room the characters talk about getting to second base and scoring in one episode theres a character whos gay and it deals with lots of teen situaitions like dating and using credit cards

Total Drama

is not really for kids because it has swearing like crap danm holy crap and hell and some censored swears and in 2 episodes the middle finger is shown censored theres lots of sexual innuondoe a guy asks if hes going to get to second base a guy sees a girl characters breasts and he keeps saying the word boobies and later the other guys ask if they can see a girls breast a guy eats beef testicles and he says the word testicles a guy says he has cow boobies on his head theres a song about mating a guy gets stuck in the statue of liberties breasts and chef says what a way to go and the guy agrees a girl jumps up and down naked offscreen chef enters a jail and a guy makes a kissie face at him a girl has to go into a sauna and says its going to be really hot and a guy and girl character are in a taxi and the taxi driver makes a kissie face at the guy character a plant hatches a egg that looks like chris and in one episode chris jokes about the kids smoking a joint

the animals of farthing wood

was not really for kids because lots of animals died in the show

South Park

Bobs Burgers

is not for kids it has swearing like hell ass danm and bitch and the first episode was about bob serving human flesh theres lots of sexual innuondoe and one episode the kids go to a funeral parlor and almost burn bob alive theres some really dark humor some people exit a funeral parlor and gene turns on his microphone which makes fart noises to try to make the people laugh and in one of the newest episodes bob and linda eat cookies with marijuana in them

Capitol Critters

was not for kids because in the first episode the main characters family dies a girl character is seen smoking characters die theres guns and some sexual innuondoe

Fish Police

was not for kids because their was mild swearing like danm a fish investigated murders and there was pimps and hoes and a bunch of adult stores and strip clubs are seen on the streets

Happy tree freinds

is not for kids because its full of gore

Dick figures

Beavis and butthead

was not for kids it had swearing like hell crap and danm it had lots of sexual innuondoe beavis always wanted to score and the characters where bad role models they would burn stuff destroy stuff throw a dog in a washer and then jump in themselves

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