#skfnfjdjd

[nondeducible]

how to impress high schoolers: show them dank memes from tumblr that haven’t filtered down to twitter/fb yet

#one of the kids i teach told me today the meme i showed them last week #started making the rounds on polish fb #he was so proud to have seen it before it took off skfnfjdjd

[focusbucky]

skfnfjdjd welp

Hover all you want.

#bucksdolll🖤

[kennyhoemega]

adam said look at cash's ass

#i mean okay #skfnfjdjd #hangman adam page #cash wheeler #aew #all out

[sapphicnymphie]

skfnfjdjd not me seeing the photo and then good girl 😵‍💫

brain go brrrrrrrrrr cause you are so pretty and i’m a sucker for praise hehehe

i know you are <33 why do you think i praise you so much? you turn into the cutest little sub, just for me ❤️

#୨୧ voicemail received ୨୧ #my grace 🥺

[nondeducible]

one of my closest friends is a 100% cishet woman but we often greet each other with a kiss on the lips because it’s the most intimate and loving way to hello to someone. it’s more than just hello, it’s also i love you.

#honestly what a shame that she’s straight because damn i’d hit that #she’s also a doctor like me #she has tried exploring and came back with a firm Im Straight Thanks sadly #still love her even tho she’s hetero. we all have our demons skfnfjdjd

[nondeducible]

i loved the original wwdits movie so i finally started watching the show and imagine my surprise when the first ep included not one but TWO polish songs by famous polish singers from the 1920s - 1930s

#i guess they sounded old and foreign as fuck #they fit the vibe but such a random choice??? skfnfjdjd

[nondeducible]

the only real negative feedback i ever got from my students is that i don’t assign them enough homework which is honestly fair. but i don’t do it because i keep forgetting about it lol

#‘you’re too nice about homework’ skfnfjdjd

[nondeducible]

happy to say i’ve had my first “you’re a doctor now right” encounter at work and it was one of the admin girls asking me to take out her stitches skfnfjdjd

#it’s just 2 stitches from birthmark removal #and her doc said she can do it herself if she wants #but it’s in an awkward place #so time for me to shine

[nondeducible]

i’m so mad like. i was on methylphenidate (ritalin) for a month and guess what! i was able to study like a regular person and get good grades! for some reason it makes me so mad skfnfjdjd i could’ve been like this for years!! y e a r s of ineffective studying and last minute everything and mess and chaos 😫😤

[nondeducible]

xxx is such a wonderfully fucking stupid film. the misogyny is so bad it’s hilarious, there was a scene in a czech nightclub where a henchman of a crime group called anarchy 99 yelled BITCHES COME to get the sexy dancers into the room skfnfjdjd

#of COURSE a russian gang that has nothing to do with anarchy is called anarchy 99 #this is so violently american and bad and funny #can’t be too mad at vin diesel tho he’s fun

[nondeducible]

finishing med school means i have nothing to do. like apart from part time work i have loads of free time and it’s such a new concept to me i don’t know what to do with myself. there’s so many things i want to try but it’s kinda overwhelming skfnfjdjd

#we’re also in the middle of a horrific heatwave so i refuse to go out before 5-6pm #it’s 36C every day no thanks #i only have a simple fan but it’s enough to make my flat bearable #it’s a very old building with thick walls so it’s fairly cool

[nondeducible]

shave head - hot. you are a little bitchy - hot. loving to ur friends - hot on hot. smart in medical field - hot hot hot. it makes u so - cool 😎.

thank u ! i’m learning how to do gynaecological ultrasounds today 😎

#me hands shaking as i operate that devil machine: but someone on tumblr said i’m hot and cool #skfnfjdjd #my face

[nondeducible]

once i get the urge to clean i have to Commit and do it until get distracted or tired like i can’t plan cleaning, i have to suddenly feel the need to clean the flat until it’s shiny (or a specific part of it) which means some weeks i clean every other day and sometimes i don’t do shit for a few weeks and there’s no in between

#for example today i vacuumed and mopped the floors and wiped everything down #i actually like vacuuming weirdly enough #i like seeing dirt disappear skfnfjdjd #mopping is a pain tho

[nondeducible]

getting blocked by a fellow bxg for the most innocuous fucking thing because they have ridiculous self imposed rules about it is just so..... we’re all clowns here love you’re not special

#i never even interacted with them! #skfnfjdjd how pressed do you have to be #to SEEK OUT ppl to block #jfc get a life

[nondeducible]

the red carpet host calling xz “baba” skfnfjdjd

[nondeducible]

the eurovision trophy stories were so bad skfnfjdjd wtf was that