#sirsha watches batman

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#batman #batgirl #catwoman #sirsha watches batman #dc really looking like this rn 🤡 #pussygate

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these two scenes technically aren't similar but they radiate the same energy, you know?

#batman beyond #justice league #jlu #dcau #sirsha watches batman

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so here’s my pitch for a jlu reboot, 

based off of my favorite image in the world! i cant stop thinking about it 

#justice league #jlu #dcau #batman #wonder woman #superman #superman red son #bruce wayne #diana prince #clark kent #sirsha watches batman #wretched content

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no thoughts just baby dami hanging out with jason

I demand a sequel of jason's adventures raising an assassin baby NOW

#batman #batfam #damian wayne #jason todd #red hood #honks #sirsha watches batman

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mad respect for ppl with verified twitters confirming that batman eats pussy

#okay this is my last pussygate post i swear good night #sirsha watches batman

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batman beyond au where pretty early on dana meets an aged selina kyle after being blown off by terry for a date again so selina teaches dana how to commit minor inconveniences and/or solve crimes in the most chaotic neutral way possible for stress relief and she takes on the mantle of catwoman but as a vigilante hero rather than a thief and starts messing with batman during missions just to be a little rascal and then the two of them as civilians start cancelling dates equally and running into each other as vigilantes and neither one figures out the identity of the other but max does and instead of telling them she keeps their secrets just to enjoy the chaos of terry and dana missing dates followed by a double mission of tracking down inque bickering the entire time then both arriving back to their date late at the exact same time

#batman beyond #batman #catwoman #terry mcginnis #dana tan #dcau #i think dana deserves to go off the shits. as a treat #sirsha watches batman

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so uh im not the only who’s noticed that dcau future/alternate universe superman designs share a common theme right 

#superman #clark kent #superman the animated series #stas #dcau #wretched content #sirsha watches batman

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so uh i just started watching batman beyond

based off of this image which vexes and haunts me which i will now unleash to everyone else who sees this post 

#batman beyond #batman #bruce wayne #terry mcginnis #btas #batfam #sirsha watches batman #wretched content

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wait a minute is that

KID FLASH????

#i love this cameo so much u dont even know #like the subtle nod toward wally having been kid flash is so good im obsessed with it #im in a wally west appreciation mood rn okay #sirsha watches batman

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so canonically the only things keeping superman from becoming a fascist is lois lane and the flash

#im LOSING IT #so the justice lords universe in jl happened bc the flash died #and in brave new metropolis superman teams up with luthor after lois dies #like damn bro u really gotta stop being so dependant on other people #sirsha watches batman

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red hood: looks we can't gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

#jason todd #red hood #batman #batfam #honks #i dont know jackshit abt jason todd #he just gives me those Vibes #sirsha watches batman

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superboy saying that against each other neither superman nor batman would win because they'd never fight has the same energy as "why would gamer gf and goth gf fight when they're dating?"

#conner supports his gay dads ✊😔 #this is a superbat propaganda blog now #sirsha watches batman

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my favorite trope is when a superhero is so good at disguising their secret identity that if they were to joke in passing about being an actual hero while they're out doing their normal civilian stuff their friends would laugh it off because it's so unbelievable

#theres this episode of stas where clark just straight up tells lois hes superman as a joke #and she laughs at it. like maam the difference between superman and clark kent is the presence of glasses #oh yeah it also happened in invincible when eve reveals her identity to william and amber #and like they believe her but they mix atom eve up with duplikate its so funny #eve was like im atom eve #and William was like oh you multiply yourself? #and eve was like no???? im the pink one??? #i mean eve literally is just named atom eve and she doesnt even wear a mask or change her hair #it should be so obvious that eve wilkins and atom eve are the same person #but mark is the only one who made the connection and thats just cause hes also a herk #its so funny anyway i love that trope #sirsha watches batman

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batman: *calls captain marvel a boy scout*

superman: I thought 🥺🥺 I was the boy scout 🥺🥺🥺

#in the same tone of the vine i thought i was dumbass #anyway that episode was crazy and also billy batson is baby i hope he has a good day #the concept of a 10 year old turning into an adult hero and hiding it so he just is like #this naive silly adult figure? prime content #sirsha watches batman

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hot take but the trope of a superhero and civilian having an on and off relationship bc the superhero has to keep their identity a secret and thus is always late or blowing off dates with lame excuses actually sucks a lot and I'm tired of seeing it

#this post is abt batman beyond and invincible #sirsha watches batman

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so canonically the flash is the only thing keeping the justice league from going off the shits just because he is so Silly and Pure of Heart and it just goes to show that himbos really do make the world a better place

#theres an alternate universe where flash dies and that has a domino effect that ends in the jl becoming dictators #and theyre called the justice lords #and they all wear new outfits too but tbh they kinda slap #like superman is in black and white and wonder woman has pants and they look great #but its not great that theyre tyrants #sirsha watches batman