#sir that's not an actual problem

[grandwretch]

been thinking a lot about those hcs about steve bullying eddie and i'm pretty sure the math just does not check out on any level

like okay so first of all, steve absolutely would not be bullying someone older than him in his freshman and sophomore years, especially because in the way puberty hits teen boys, there is no way eddie wasn't probably taller and bigger than him in those years.

and like, yeah, he was more of an asshole in his junior year, but he was only a junior for four months before the demogorgon. so that means that everything you want steve to be responsible for vis a vis eddie's trauma has to be within that four months.

it's especially egregious when the only person we actually see steve bully is jonathan, who is a sophomore at the time. a sophomore who kicked steve's ass, btw. which probably means steve wasn't physically bullying seniors and escaping unscathed.

also it seems to be an equally popular trope that steve bullied gareth and gareth hates steve the most out of all eddie's friends, which is like... okay, gareth is, i think, a junior at the time of s4? which means he would have been a freshman in steve's junior year. which, yeah, sets him in steve's prime bullying demographic, but can i just remind everyone that steve wasn't even with that crowd for his entire first semester of junior year?

it seems incredibly unlikely that gareth got bullied by steve personally in fall '83 and then held on to that grudge for the rest of high school, especially after seeing firsthand steve's fall from popularity and then spending almost a whole year in school without him.

#shut up az #i simply do not understand where the hcs are coming from #the math ain't mathing #steddie #< more a target audience tbh but im like !!! esp the gareth thing #like do yall really think that steve bullied a 14 yr old so bad that now theyre like #hey i know ive lived through the extremely fucked up reigns of billy hargrove and jason carver but my main problem is still with you sir #like lets have some fucking perspective. these kids actually had to go to school w/ billy and tommy steve is not the worst person theyve me

[dansemacabre]

i feel a pinescone hyperfix coming on which sucks balls bc it’s a cute silly little crossover ship that makes me and my autism very happy but all of the media from it is from fucking 2012 and it’s musiclys to nightcore wolf in sheep’s clothing and it’s cutesy fanfic drabbles like NO. WHERE is my pinescone university au. WHERE is the angst and trauma discussion. WHERE is the modern touch to an older media interpretation. SEND ME THERE. CRINGE IS DEAD. BRING BACK BAD END FRIENDS

#pinescone #otgw wirt #gravity falls #dipper pines #bad end friends #maybe i just want media 2 distract me from my problems while letting me process them separate from my actual human life. hm #cringe is dead ba ba black sheep have you any soul no sir by the way what the hell are morals jack be lethal jack be quick jill’s a little #over the garden wall #bipper

[moeblob]

New OCs

(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)

OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.

#my characters #also kite is the worst socially and says things he thinks are surely fitting for a human conversation #but ends up insulting grady with 99% of the comments and that makes grady not fond of him #but then grady is like super pleasant to others and doesnt know how to act around kite and flubs a lot too #its a disaster and the twins are like oh no this is painful #mr tengu that was so tacky you cant say that to a human #mr tengu you cant DO that to a human STOP BEING LIKE THIS #while callum is just like wow this is hilarious thanks for bothering my younger brother its adding character to his life #and kite is stressed because thats the least encouraging thing to hear ever thank you v much hes TRYING to adapt #but also kite isnt his real name and he doesnt know squat about humans BUT he knows they have the internet #and so hes like well the problem is i dont want to actually say my name to you all because what if i am Online (TM) #and so he asks for a new name and then is like he should name me - the tiny one who wants to kick my ass should name me #so grady is like ....... nooooo...... dont............ and then suggests kite bc he's done google research #and kite is a type of bird and according to wikipedia has some familiarity to tengu so therefore yeah #and kite is like !!!!!! DOES HE ! KNOW THINGS ! and happily accepts the slightly researched name while the other humans #are like grady stop that is bullying the poor guy leave him alone pick a normal name! #anyway not drawn yet but there is a human guy partner for the twins and he immediately is like perfect #i know which is which lets go out and explore the human world for your research #and they dont understand how he knows them apart so fast and none of the other humans seem to tell em apart #but then none of the humans are shocked at the guy who knows so the girls are like sir howst do you know #and hes just v casual oh right yeah younger identical twin sisters - i have Practice ! and they are endeared to him haha #anyway if you read all those tags ty #and yes in his tengu form he does actually have the long nose please do not be mad #i just dont draw noses normally and im too tired to practice rn so #i only drew the second one today anyway - the first pic was done a couple days ago but i didnt wanna post on main #but then here i am posting on main #im sorry

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Okay but was anyone gonna tell me Dottore is considered a local hero in Mondstadt??? Like that is fucking hilarious, how heeheehoohoo man pulled that off is a fucking miracle.

His reputation is currently: Terrifying Harbinger in Snezhnaya, college dropout in Sumeru, and fucking local hero in Mondstadt. My man is multifaceted.

I will be using this knowledge for evil in the future, just as he would have wanted :')

#genshin impact #dottore #il dottore #fatui harbingers #genshin impact fatui #webtorre #if anyones wondering yeah its in the webcomic which means its not even sophisticated dottore #its fucking dumbass webtorre #how sir. how did this happen. #murdering Diluc's dad is the answer #well actually murdering a dragon but dilucs dads death was involved soooo #damn Mondstadt has a dragon problem those things are everywhere #dottore is just the local cryptid and i love him for that #how he maintained that status after his first evil scientist laugh in public no one will ever known

[bloodynereid]

this photo from the 1883 magazine shoot has me DEAD.

#i really should sleep. #but... #nate mann #im actually obsessed with him and its a problem #masters of the air #rosie rosenthal #SIR??? #that damn stare #omg. #maria talks #maria's random stuff

[lestatslestits]

Btw a question that has been haunting me for DAYS:

If Tale of the Body Thief is adapted in modern (2022 or onward) time, do you think Lestat will just like. Get COVID?

#there’s a bigass epidemic of a virulent strain of flu or something like that in the book #for some reason the setup in season 1 of vamps not wearing masks because they can’t get COVID would make the scenario so funny to me #raglan james chooses an unvaxxed body because he’s Like That and then it never even occurs to Lestat that he should wear a mask #he’s not anti-mask or anything #this problem has just literally never arisen before #why has this been occupying my mind #why is this so funny to me #it just cracks me up that in the book MULTIPLE people are like #sir #sir you look like you may be actually dying #don’t go home #don’t go to the pharmacy #don’t even go to the doctor #proceed directly to the emergency room #and lestat is just like ‘no i think this is just what a cold feels like???’ #and then he passes out and almost dies .7 seconds later

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

absolute hits from the Circle's doctor:

telling a shell-shocked hysterical sailor "this is my operating room, if you're just going to scream, you need to go outside", but "outside" is either the deck of a ship in the middle of a hurricane or the irradiated, partially flooded hold of said ship

advising a woman who is actively on fire to sit down

trying to offer medical assistance to the woman he is stabbing and who is trying to strangle him

telling a man with a knife protruding from his chest to "chill"

#and diagnosing his circle with terminal social awkwardness #candela obscura #edgar lycoris #actually i'm a big fan of edgar's interactions with patients. clear honest and gentle where possible. perfectly good doctor #but these were all absolute chaos moves #for real looking at a zombified woman who just fell headfirst into a fireplace and is now leaving out the door #and reacting with 'sit down; what are you doing'??? #sir i don't think overexertion is her biggest problem right now she is ON FIRE #circle of the crimson mirror #alex ward #critical role

[coockie8]

I do wanna lowkey apologise if I've been unnecessarily critical of Hazbin Hotel in any way, there is a very high possibility I'm taking out a lot of shit on things I was disappointment with due to what's been going on in my life.

I'm sure the show's not terrible, and there are some things I am very interested in that have happened, I'm just very raw emotionally in general, and the negatives are not something I wanna pile on top of everything else, regardless of how inconsequential a cartoon is in the grand scheme of things.

#I honestly can't tell if I've seemed unhinged lately or not #I'm kinda just living day by day is this fog of lowkey grief #I am very interested in the aspect of Husk having been an overlord #though that's probably 'cause I kinda figured that lol #I still hate his voice though and that's the main issue #It's not Kieth David I have a problem with #He's a great voice actor #He's just not Husk #I also do find the show seems to have pacing issues #like I genuinely have no fucking clue what the next season's gonna be 'cause haven't they like covered everything? #tbh I haven't watched the show but didn't Sir Pentious get into heaven or something? #wasn't that like the main goal of the show? #to prove demon's could be redeemed and to start redeeming demons? #I dunno it'll probably make more sense once I actually watch the show lol

[xcziel]

if i could have your attention please

jawdropping portrait of Liu Chang via 水与雨 on weibo

for those discerning interested parties who may find it relevant, i present: Haaaaaannnds

a photo post from a fan who clearly has their priorities straight

a beautiful collection from 氧气缺氧了 on weibo

#liu chang #HAAAAAANNNNDDSS #i'm sorry i was overcome and had to share okay? #beautiful perfect genius outstanding incredible showstopping - the *vision* to capture these images #i am feeling totally normal about that ring and also the necklace (and the neck and hands they they adorn) #if you ever needed image references of liu chang in a romantic loose white shirt ... #elegantly holding a pen ... *pointed look over the rim of glasses* for REASONS #then i hope you found this post enlightening #who am i kidding the interested parties have probably already seen these #but importantly *i* hadn't so i guess i'm making it your problem sorry not sorry actually #i ask again WHERE is this man's jewelry sponsorship????? #and why are we not getting more photos of the mullet?? #IT IS THE SUMMER OF THE HOT MULLET i have declared #(liu chang you need to jump on that low-fi recorded-in-the-basement-tapes edgy look right now) #however: this look is iconic and timeless so VERY WELL DONE SIR #... i'm scrolling through the pics again so yes join me in crying over the perfection of these #when a man is literal art

[astess]

i think alastor is the biggest hear me out that's ever been heard out in the history of hear me outs

#just hear me out #no bc wtf #it's a problem at this point #what do you actually mean #he has no right #YALL ALSO SAW HIS EYEBROWS WHEN HE SAID LOVELY IN EPISODE 5 RIGHT?!?!? #like actually how #i have a problem #help #wtf #he's a literal furry #sir #please #mr. radio demon sir #let me go #ahhhhhhhhhh #i'm going feral over a bitch who died in the thirties #he literally has a karen cut wdym #what even is my life #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel

[marchingxiezhi]

alright I guess I can’t run from my dark past as fire emblem text post guy so I’ll do these occasionally

#genshin text posts #kaveh genshin impact #nahida genshin impact #it was going to be alhaitham as jstor but he would just be like. that’s your problem. #sir this is a library and I barely want to do the things that are actually IN my job description

[shackld]

post-coma chief being so damn weak for a good while and for a good portion, just not being able to speak a whole bunch after what happened and relying on signing for most of it-

#i like talking about chief and sign language #because half of it she uses in case any sinners / others need it #and also because she's hard of hearing actually! perks of her head getting banged a lot and thus.. eardrums #its not normally a problem when the other person enunciates clearly or shes focused on whats being said to her #but doesnt hurt to learn sign :) #;sir this is my emotional support cringefail gacha game protagonist. (ooc)

[baejax-the-great]

Some people are not meant to succeed at things and if i think back to all my scientific grant application responses, I think I remember some PI out there very bluntly and confidently telling me I was one of them

#actually the problem I'm having now was very similar to my scientific problems #which was that nobody cared enough about peripheral nerves to fund research about them #AND they didn't know enough about peripheral nerves to accurately assess my grant #'why not just study this agonist this is a waste of time' #well sir motoneurons don't have receptors for that particular agonist so the study would be quite boring #still lolling at the person who marked Northwestern as a subpar research institute #like honestly I should have been allowed to DQ their score ONLY based on that #someone should have seen that and gone oh this person is a nutcase let's strip them of their position #but no #my future was determined by these goons

[romanken]

Roman would benefit from one of those full time 24/7 d/s relationships like someone telling him exactly when hes going to eat sleep cry leave the house etc. It doesnt even have to be sexual i just think having someone in control of him at all times would do him some good

#he needs a daddi 😔 #like if at any point in s4 ken or shiv had just started giving him actual orders he wouldve been on their side no problem. but mencken was #the only one making roman call him sir so now look where they are. in the midst of the impending fourth reich

[deus-ex-mona]

me when the bacteria c o l o n i s e s

#m a n. i thought that the sample would turn out negative for bacteria (like the rest have been for the past. what. year and a quarter(?)) #esp since the agar testing stick things used were freshly expired (thanks for the expired reagents workplace; cost cutting ftw!!!!) #but. ewwwwwwwwwwww it actually grewwwwwwwwwwww #and the small stick thing was covered from like top to bottom in countless dark red colonies. ewwwwwwwwww #all ​the other agar stick things were completely clean though so it was def a problem with the sample and not with my handling of the agar #in any case!!!!!!! it was the first time i saw a positive for bacteria growth on a sample and!!!! #it was also my first time reporting the results for this test!!!! without any of the test-familiar staff around!!! so!!!!! not fun!!!!!!!! #i didn’t even k n o w what they meant when they asked to ‘describe the colour/appearance of the colonies’ bc the managers’ expectations are. #just. *weird*. sometimes. ughhhhhh im ready for the inevitable groupchat callout on tuesday with ‘who taught you to report like this????’s #well e x c u s e me for not knowing sir you never taught me how to report colony growths or anything auauaaaaaaaaaa #but is ok!!!!!! i’m taking tuesday off anyway!!!! it’ll be the tuesday workers’ problem now!!!!!!!! good luck guys!!!!!!! #at least there was no fungi either… now *that* would’ve been extra gross #the bio class flashbacks were r e a l today… thank god i don’t ever have to open that stupid pharmacopoeia ever again #also reminds me of (one of) my stupidest moments in a bio class though… #back in the days of yore (read: anatomy class in the year of ‘17) i was an absolutely horrible student who’d never fail to nap in class #so when my lecturer asked connecting questions down the class register… #yk stuff like asking student 1 to ‘name a type of cell’ and then asking student 2 to ‘name an organelle that a [student 1’s cell] contains’ #he asked the girl before me to name a hormone. she answered ‘growth hormone’. and i was like. dammit. idk where it’s found. lolhelp. #(bc i never read ahead either + the growth hormone didn’t even show up in lessons during that school term) #so when he inevitably asked me to ‘name the organ that produces the growth hormone’ i answered (exact quote) ‘i don’t know; the ovaries????’ #the class laughed. sad. the lecturer retorted with sth like ‘then are you saying that boys can’t grow?’ and i just shrugged #the girl after me (who incidentally has the same first+last name as me phonetically speaking) gave him the right answer thoughhhh #i hope i managed to buy my name twin enough time to look up the correct answer (if she didn’t already know it) with my stupid guess #yeahhhhhh ​i do n o t miss bio class. at all. giggity #anyways that’s enough flashback sequences for one year. can’t believe the next year’s less than 10 days away tbh. can’t wait!!!!!!!!

[revvethasmythh]

you know, I never talked to astarion all that much in my main save, so when he had a little "!" over his head I didn't know what to expect. but clicking on him and then suddenly seeing him lying down in his "draw me like one of your french girls" pose out of fucking nowhere made me laugh SO hard I think I hurt myself

#sir. that was so extra why was THAT your tactic #who does this even work on like lmao his attempts at manipulation are so hilariously transparent #your approval is 3. there is NO way you're doing this because you like me #though I have caught myself in a bit of a bind because I actually DID intend to try and rizz this guy this time around #but lae'zel's approval got real high real fast and she REALLY wants to jump me #I was not anticipating this problem when I started #rosie plays video games poorly #god's favorite princess