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frannyglassed · 7 hours ago
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my beloved roommate telling a story that involves how when she visits her family and goes out her admittedly shitty dad always waits up for her “so he can lock the door behind her” and she’s like “ughhh he’s so condescending, I’m an adult, I know how to lock a door” but as the person who’s spent the past two years checking the door every single night before bed because she’s quite literally never once locked it upon coming home from work....... I simply must agree to disagree
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hostmortem · 9 hours ago
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casually hunts down a high-quality upload of new merch to make icons, because ✨her✨
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unmourned · 12 hours ago
you liSTEN TO HOZIER?? what's your favourite song by him(bo)?
you expect me to select one song by hozier????????? 
if i had to pick one, it would probably be Arsonist’s Lullabye
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suburbanenigma · 18 hours ago
bro english teachers are always next level idk where they're all coming from-
the world truly does not deserve English teachers. English teachers deserve the world❤️(and the whole universe tbh)
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talk-to-me-babygirl · 22 hours ago
What did you hear about the episode? Bc I heard He gets with someone else and while ik I’m sure they’ll do Olivia the dishonor of eventually getting her with that pig i think it’s so funny and unsurprising that he’s with someone else atm LOL
All I heard is that he stood her up for Dinner, but if he's with someone else 😬 his wife literally just died 😂 like it is kinda funny, but at the same time it's sad
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