#simply dead

[insomnaticwilmon]

the porch smoking pictures>>>

#make me weak #simply dead #dead gone goodbye #they have me in a chokehold and my timed release is in 30-50 years #young royals #edvin ryding #making me wanna smoke

[mfshipbracket]

#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #round 1 #shrek #shrek x fiona #shrek fiona #kylo ren #rey #reylo #star wars #i have a no kissing img policy and the other intimate pic i could find was ? rey being dead 😭 #ME SITTING THERE LIKE WHAT DO I DO….? #anyway. ngl this was the funniest one simply cuz i was doing the matchup system and realizing these two would be pit against each other. #sent a genuine shockwave thru my body ngl. #good luck everyone .

[vebokki]

revived to post this

#you thought i was dead huh...? well you were wrong! i was simply suspended in time #anyway here r my old men. enjoy #tag dwellers if u have any bignqiu doodle ideas hmu im drawing a blank on everything these days #bingqiu #bingqiu fanart #luo binghe #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss fanart #shen qingqiu #svsss #scum villains self saving system

[stellaclaw]

boiling hot take but i literally dont give a fuck that mapleshade let the clan believe her kits were birchfaces. her clanmates can be mad but exiling a queen and her kits is fucking deranged i dont care what lie she told. “she deserved what she got” her kids deserved to die because their mom fibbed??😭 her kids deserved to die because their mom did crimes LATER???😭😭 “um but she chose to cross the river” if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around.

#stellatalks #warrior cats #mapleshade #if i was just physcally assault and kicked out of my home on threat of being mauled i would simply make perfect choices #like ‘deserved what she got’ v much implies her kids deserved to die. since ‘what she got’ was mourning dead children #‘so you think murder is okay’ DID NOT SAY THAT. I SIMPLY DO NOT THINK LYING IS WORTHY OF BEING EXILED AND HAVING UR CHILDREN DIE #im not even a mapleshade fan i actually prefer freckle💀 i just think the fandom is SO weird about her in particular

[lilyflxwers]

james definitely resorted to crystals to try get reg to like him

#james is resourceful afterall #he will simply resort to coercion #it can’t be helped #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #marauders #dead gay wizards #wolfstar

[mercymornsimpathizer]

everyone wants to talk about how gideon must feel about pyrrha's relationship with nona, well I want to talk about how gideon must feel about john's relationship with harrow. like, you're trapped in the body of the girl you love and your long lost father is telling her how he wishes he were her dad, how if he had a daughter he would want it to be a girl like her. like, everyone loves harrow and no one loves you. fuck!!

#including first and foremost yourself #i was going to actually track down the quotes but my kindle is dead and well i simply cant be fucked #i will post quotes or no quotes goddamnit! #anyways #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #kiriona gaia #the locked tomb #tlt #etc etc etc #htn spoilers #ntn spoilers #<-i guess!!!!

[fishfission-dc]

Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 7: Damian)

<<Part 6: Steph    |    Part 8: Duke >>

[Masterlist]

Damian: I volunteer to present next.

Steph: Damian’s will either be really boring or really interesting...

Cass (signing): Really interesting, apparently.

Bruce: Damian, is this appropriate?

Jason: This seems like a cop out for me-

Tim: We get it Jason we know you died

Dick: Ohhhhh so this is actually thinly veiled love for us all.

Bruce: Hn. (disgruntled appreciation)

Damian: Absurd. I am simply planning you all to combat likely scenarios. For tactical reasons.

Steph: He loves us :)

Damian: Tactical reasons.

Dick: I AM A GOOD DRIVER

Jason: Debatable.

Barbara: Not that debatable when you see the Gotham City Police Department’s record on his license. 

Dick:  D:

Barbara: I’ll take that to heart Damian thank you for the concern.

Duke: Who taught Damian what girlbossing is?

Steph: Damian flawless use of that vocabulary.

Damian: Thank you.

Duke: Why did I ask when we all knew the answer.

Jason: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET MY MUGSHOT

Duke: Did you dye your hair?

Steph: He’s a natural ginger but he’s just emo about it or something

Jason: THIS IS SO FOUL I HATE YOU GREMLIN

[noises of violence]

Dick: You should consider therapy though like actually 

Tim: MINE IS A WHOLE NOVEL? AND THE PICTURE??? This is not thinly veiled love this is blatant hatred. 

Damian: You simply have a lot of flaws, Drake.

Jason: Your picture makes me feel a little better about mine.

Dick: Damian is the implication that you’re going to murder Tim for.. being annoying?

Damian: Interpret as you wish.

Steph: Wow. Fair, but wow.

Barbara: Is that a picture of you in a hostage situation?

Damian: The consequences of one of the aforementioned idiotic decisions.

Cass (signing): I love you too, Damian. :)

Dick: I’m sensing some aggression

Damian: I sure hope so

Bruce: Hn. (embarrassed but knowing)

Duke: Is this because of th-

Jason: Yes it’s because of the gang

Duke: I guess that’s fair.

Tim: Valid.

Steph: Immortal until proven mortal.

[unanimous agreement]

Alfred (from the other room): Thank you, young sir.

<<Part 6: Steph    |    Part 8: Duke >>

[Masterlist]

#batfamily powerpoint au #i'm back from the dead #i have been resurrected in a lazarus pit #and dubiously canon superboy shananigans #i'm going on spring break next week so i'll for sure grind these out i promise #i still love doing them i am simply a busy gal #damian wayne #batfamily #batman #robin #dc robin #dc comics #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #barbara gordon #bruce wayne #damian al ghul #Tim Drake #batfam

[bookofbonbon]

#i wasn’t wearing my glasses at work the other day #and mistook one of my colleagues for another #the only thing that saved me was that I didn’t say her name #I simply would not survive in the last of us #a runner or clicker would be coming toward me #and I’d think it was my friend or Sth #wouldn’t survive in the walking dead either #tlou2 #the last of us part 2 #Joel miller #tlou #the last of us #Tommy miller #ellie williams #abby anderson #joel and ellie #the walking dead

[this-is-how-we-survive-blog]

Rick having a panic attack while making love to Michonne (for the first time in 8 years) and then watching her see it, recognize it, and pull him out of it just by placing his hand on her chest to feel her warmth and her heartbeat, is something I personally don’t think I will ever recover from. AND THEN! AND THEN! Seeing him come to literal life and mount her ????? Like his old self would???! The fan-fictions I’ve read over the years did NOT prepare me for that. Contemplating sliding into Danai’s dms to dramatically thank her for completing me.

#AND THE THRUSTING??????? #THE LIGHTING WHILE HE WAS THRUSTING #THE GORGEOUS BED THAT HELD THEM DURING THE THRUSTING #everything was a 10/10 #even the MUSIC #the destruction around them #I simply can not handle this #any #more #richonne #twd #michonne #rick grimes #the walking dead #andrew lincoln #andy lincoln #michonne grimes #danai gurira

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

finally colored that Eddie scribble <3 rough day p.2!

#am i happy with this? no! but im tired of messing with it so this is what we get #i mean its not Bad but. sigh #i gotta get better at coloring stuff its my Art Weakness #no matter how much i try i cannot understand color theory #my brain simply says No <3 #i have perfect color vision and yet. and fucking yet. cant use it for shit! yeehaw! #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #i hope he enjoys that ice cold soda - sold exclusively at howdys for a stellar deal only one hundred percen- *gunshot* #i would like everyone to know that i unironically initially wrong 'seld' instead of 'sold' #and genuinely didnt know why there was a little red squiggle friend underneath it for a solid minute #the brain is rotting <3 i go outside and the ravens start divebombing <3 #i am living up to my url of 'carrion' #dead meat walkin babeyyyyyy #i think the chronic migraines are actually frying my neurons!!! yee! haw!

[starry-stormy-knight]

whatup i was my dad's dream son until he switched career paths :)

#lyn's posts #lyn's art #brandon sanderson #cosmere #stormligh archive #adolin kholin #// #this was just an old joke post idea from agesssss ago #i think i was colour blocking colours and hadnt done the black parts of his hair yet and i realised that he's just ken lmao #my brother said i should put adolin in the kenough jumper lmao #finally got round to it but also thought i'd make it worse and make it adolinough because similar sounds etc #anyway every now and then i think about how adolin has the vibes of peak performance and following in his father's footsteps etc etc #and poor renarin really struggled because he was different #and then when dalinar bonded the stormfather everything changed and now renarin is a knight and adolin is just some guy with a dead sword #to put it simply #anyway it's almost 2am for me going to bed #just want to say that adolin is just ken but ALSO everything (to me) <3

[welcometogrouchland]

I understand that literature nerd Jason Todd is kind of overblown in fanon compared to it's actual presence in canon (a few issues during his pre (and post?)crisis Robin tenure that highlight it) BUT consider that I think it's hilarious if the unhinged gun toting criminal has strong opinions on poetry

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #Jason Todd #batfamily #it's just a fun quirk! it's a fun lil detail and I simply cannot slight ppl for enjoying and incorporating it into works #like obviously jason isn't the only one. I'm a big believer in the batfam having over lapping interests they refuse to bond over #i know dick canonically used the robin hood stories (which are pretty flowery in their language far as i can tell) as inspo for Robin #and i know babs was a librarian and even tho her area of nerddom is characterized as more computery she probably knows quite a lot- #-about literature as well #duke is a hobbyist writer i believe? i saw a fan mention that- which if so is great and I hope he's also a nerd #(i mean he is canonically. i remember him being a puzzle nerd in his introduction. but i mean specifically a lit nerd) #damian called Shakespeare boring but also took acting classes so i think he's more of a theatre kid. #Tim's a dropout and i don't think he's ever shown distinct interest in english lit and i can't remember for Steph? #I'm ngl my brain hyperfocused on musician Steph i forget some of her other interests I'm sorry (minus softball and gymnastics!) #and then Cass had her whole (non linear but it's whatevs) arc about literacy and learning to read #went from struggling to read in batgirl 00 to memorizing Shakespeare in 'tec and is now an avid read in batgirls! #she's shown reading edgar allen poe but we don't know if it's his short stories or his poems #point to all of the above being: i know Jason's not the only lit nerd in the batfam #but also i do need him to be writing poetry in his spare time and reading and reviewing it #jason at the next dead robins society meeting: evening folks today I'll be assigning all of us poems based on laika the space dog #damian and steph who have been kidnapped and brought to jasons warehouse to hangout: LET US GO BITCH #speaking of^ random poem i think jason would like: space dog by alan shapiro #wake up one morning in an unfamiliar more mature body with a profound sense of abandonment. the last four lines. mmm tasty

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

It will never stop being funny to me that the Titan's Tower incident between Jason and Tim happened right after fucking Jericho did the exact same thing but was way, WAY scarier about it.

JERICHO repeatedly attacks them, endangers civilians, possesses multiple people, is out of his head with rage and sorrow at feeling expendable and feeling like teen vigilantism was what got him and Donna killed. Hell he even shoots Bart through the leg, which fucks him up so bad he has to go through unanesthetized surgery and that trauma prompts a whole ass character growth spurt! Jericho both while possessing Slade and when they fight him in Raven's mind trap thing is like seriously bad news! He's playing for keeps and intent on really hurting them! It takes a full team effort over multiple comics to trap the guy

Then fucking JASON sneaks in ever so carefully, knocks a few of them out, feels a bit bad about even doing that, and has like a waffle house parking lot fist fight with Tim in a party city Robin costume. And what's he do afterwards? He just fucking leaves and never bothers them again! He doesn't wanna kill any of them! He's just a sad wet sack who doesn't know what he's doing with himself

The Teen Titans really do gather around Timmy after their fight lookin at that wall like, "Fucking seriously?? This is the second time this week!"

#Bartholomew Impulse did NOT go through all that just to have us pretend like Jason was an equivalent threat here! #“but he wrote his name in BLOOD” have you people never heard of RED PAINT??? #Tim was barely even bleeding #so like... WHOSE BLOOD WOULD IT HAVE BEEN??? #I will accept the explanation that Jason blood banked himself for months prior #because that's funny as hell and Jason is def crazy enough for it #but that is simply NOT Timmy's blood!!!! #also like... did Jason Know? #did he know he was gonna be the second resurrected dead kid to do this to this group? #cause I feel like he didn't and that is just so pathetic lmaooo #my poor poor sad wet murder meow meow wasn't even half as effective or murderous as the first guy #jason todd #tim drake #damian's tomfoolery

[pinkd3mon]

Awkward family reunion

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #meta knight #Galacta Knight #this could be either post star allies or post the scarlet knight novel #Galacta is just destined to die and come back again #this probably isn't the first time they died and it definitely won't be the last #meta knight and Galacta Knight find something in common: they both wish Galacta was dead #it's heavily implied in the novels Meta thinks Morpho Knight is just Galacta 2.0 and who's gonna tell him #Kirby is just there for the food #evades the dies and comes back wrong trope by simply never dying #stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive w- #this was actually based on a really old sketch where the voids were having Thanksgiving dinner #do you guys ever think about how Galacta Knight was made retroactively canon by proxy of Clash being canon

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

they’re amazing at this game, work together perfectly, keep talking about how easy everything is, and spend the entire time telling each other anecdotes and facts and giggling and shit talking the characters’ communication skills. genuinely the two worst people to play a divorced couple.

#phivorce jokes aside #they simply could never #they’re so annoying #president snow vibes of “aw look they’re holding hands i want them dead” #dnp #phan #dan and phil #danandphilgames #gamingmas 2023 #it takes two #I AM YOUR HUSBAAAAAAND #yeet my deet #sally hill camera angle #yeet my deenp

[dr-chalk]

Ao family reunion

#lmk s4 spoilers #lmk mei #lmk ao lie #lmk ao guang #lego monkie kid #myart #Going by the more hopeful possibility that Ao Lie is actually alive but just somehow sealed away #bc if he were alive n just freely roaming the earth he definitely would have come to help in s3 #ao lie's character growth was specifically about knowing when to take action so theres no way he wouldnt have come to help out against LBD #especially when that meant helping his friends #so yeah no way ao lie is both alive and free. hopefully he's sealed/locked away somewhere if he's not full on dead #and if ao lie is simply sealed then the monkie kids could free him and yknow. reunions could happen