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jpxfordsstuff · 4 months

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He's not that perfect

Literally him:

#choso #choso kamo #im a simp #edit #jjk #choso jjk #jjk choso #jjk smut #jjk spoilers #jjk edit #choso my beloved #choso x me #choso x you #choso x reader #i love him #i love him more than life itself #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen choso

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i-may-be-anyone · 2 months

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"That’s rather unlike him, I have to say. He doesn’t usually choose to interact with people—especially not strangers."

I DID IT AGAIN YES : I drew Soleil, this amazing character coming from @venomous-qwille 's fanfiction 🥹✨️

This man gave me life, PLEASE I NEED MORE CHAPTERS WITH HIM 😫🫶

Have a nice day ya all 🤝

#i am a simp for soleil ya know #soleil #sol #dca #fnaf daycare attendant #gitm au #ghost in the machine au #fnaf sun #fanart #digital art #He is my comfort character I must admit #I need him in my life #He can insult me whenever he want

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dingledraw · 4 months

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Sorry @helveticanotarial no kissing for anybody : ( they are too busy fighting about the first proposed kiss

Dialogue stolen from the amazing Key and Peele sketch that me and my friend quote too much 😎👍

I take the characters and lore very seriously, what do you mean?

#this shitpost took a life of its own #I was having too much fun lmao #Aziraphale used: 🥺#it’s super effective #the idea of Aziraphale knowing how much of a simp Crowley is and taking advantage of it just makes me giggle #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #my fanart #aziracrow #fem!crowley #ineffable wives #fem!aziraphale #comic: but it’s pretty…#long post #ineffable partners #shitpost #good omens meme

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iunsei · 7 months

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#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #omg posting same time as twt for once #also this joke is from a manga that i can't remember for the life of me #kim dokja is a simp #described by: princess-of-purple-prose

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jokeuspocus · 4 months

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*sighs* I am going to kiss the daycare attendant.

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oleander-neruim · 6 months

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Behold, the best snuggler in all the lands, Impulse SV

Inktober Day 19: Plump

This was great anatomy practice but it was also a nightmare to figure out

Worth it tho

Usual sketch & flat penning, as always

With a bonus

I could not stop laughing at him

I made him the damn tism creature look at him--

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lovelessplant · 7 months

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I really want to carefully remove Buggy's makeup every night before bed. I want to tell him that he deserves to be loved unconditionally. I want to kiss his forehead and look in his beautiful eyes so he knows he is handsome. He deserves good care and some good sleep

But

I also want him to smear his clown make up all over my face and chest wet with saliva and sweat

#buggy the clown #buggy opla #opla #buggy x reader #clown men makes my head brrrrr nut im working on it #just yesterday my frien asked me about my love life wile i was talking about how good Buggy is in opla im offended #buggy simp since 2013

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shyam-kariya · 2 months

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I'm an old school lover

So i would take you to eat streetfood ♡

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akai-anna · 27 days

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it's been a while on my rewatch, but i'm watching the fake wedding case and... can we just talk about how shinichi's reaction is so different in the anime compared to the manga?

bland. boring. WHERE IS THE FEELING IN THIS. just. No.

THIS THO

SMITTEN. BESOTTED. A TRUE SIMP. JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE'S A BABY YOUR HONOUR. BABY IN LOVE!!!!

bonus: shinichi peeking at ran with a blush on his face at this bit (and ran blushing too, pretty please)

We Were Robbed.

#detco posting #detective conan #anime #manga #shinran #my beloveds #detco watching #la junk talks #the images are from ep 449 and chapter 535 for anyone who wants to know #i'm OBSESSED WITH SHINICHI JUST. HE'S SO IN LOVE?#HE FREAKING BLUSHED JUST IMAGINING THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IN A WEDDING DRESS???#me just thinking about his face in topical land as he imagines confessing to ran AND ABOUT TO KISS HER IN HIS DAYDREAM?#NOW THAT IS A BESOTTED MAN. SMITTEN. HEAD OVER HEELS.#it feels like we were ROBBED #sometimes i think the anime does a better job than the manga #but not in this particular instance #the fact that you cannot tell at a glance how much of a simp shinichi is for ran is a crime A CRIME!!!#me on my current reread: i will so make a collage of all his simp moments. I SO WILL. *GNAWS ON LAPTOP*

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jpxfordsstuff · 4 months

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If choso dies I will effing have a mental breakdown dramatically, anyways I want him inside me.

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lackadaisicallizard · 4 months

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I just saw Wonka and now I can’t stop thinking about James Potter going to see it every few days and telling everyone in the cinema that his husband has a role in the movie.

They don’t realise until like the seventh time that his husband is Willy fucking Wonka.

#marauders #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #I love Timmy so much #love of my life regulus black #this man is a simp for his husband

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Billy: Okay, so, your lame no killing code extends to everyone? As in everyone.

Bruce as Batman who owes Clark a favour and must now babysit the League baby: That's what the every is for.

Billy: No yeah I got that part, I just mean. There has to be someone you want to kill, like, really badly. Joker?

Bruce: Killing him won't make a difference because he's devoid of anything that makes a person worthwhile, and it would bring him satisfaction. So no.

Billy: Okay, point. Would you kill Doomsday for a million dollars?

Bruce: Firstly, the chances of me successfully killing Doomsday are equal to none. Secondly, monetising life shouldn't be acceptable

Billy, has no idea what monetising means: Okay fine. Pfft, would you kill Bruce Wayne for --

Bruce, not missing a beat: I'd do it for a can of beans and a microwaved soda

#billy: i......i was joking #bruce: -- i want to watch the life leave his eyes slowly and slowly cut off all his limbs with a rusty batarang and also--#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #shazam #billy batson #justice league #clark ultimate bruce wayne simp flying through a wall: youd do WHAT to WHO #text #incorrect dc #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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archangeldyke-all · 5 months

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simp sev

anon i'm kissing you with tongue rn (but only if that's cool w/ u ofc)

SIMP SEVIKAAAA

men and minors dni

she's not just a simp, she's proud of it.

once you're dating, of course.

before you're dating, she tries to suppress her simp tendencies the best she can.

her eyes are always glued to you.

she doesn't give a fuck if she's being obvious to other people, but if you look her way she's blushing and whipping around before you can catch her staring.

if she sees you approaching, she'll straighten her posture and puff her chest out, subtly flexing her biceps. when you pass she deflates again with a sigh, relaxing back to her normal hunch.

you have no clue that sevika's interested in you for the longest time because she's always silent when you're around.

it's not that she doesn't want to talk to you, she just gets tongue tied every time you make eye contact with her-- so she chooses to stay quiet instead.

she grunts one syllable answers to all your questions, never quite looking in your eyes.

but she's always listening. she listens to everything you say. doesn't forget anything.

you're blown away when you bump into sevika on your birthday, and she shoves a small gift bag in your hand.

"happy birthday." she grumbles.

"how'd you know it's my birthday?" you ask, shocked. she stutters out something about you having mentioned it before, and then she flees before you can open the gift or thank her.

you open the bag to find a collection of all your favorite snacks

sevika had kept a mental catalog of which candies she saw you reach for most frequently, which chips you brought in most often.

the gift wasn't anything extravagant, but it took your breath away. you didn't even think sevika knew your name, much less your birthday and favorite foods.

it clicks for you then that maybe sevika wasn't being standoffish and dismissive of you, maybe she was just a huge simp.

you test your hypothesis by wearing a low cut shirt the next time you see her.

she runs straight into a lamp post she's so distracted by your cleavage, and that's all the confirmation you need.

"oh, shit!" you say, trying to suppress a giggle as you run to her side. shes clutching her bleeding nose, kicking the steel lamp post with her boot. "you okay?" you ask, reaching up to move her hand from her nose and inspect the damage. you keep her hand in your hold between the two of you, slowly bringing your other hand up to cup her chin, tilting her head down so you can see her nose better.

sevika looks shocked, like completely flabbergasted. her mouth is open, her eyebrows are reaching for her forehead and her eyes are sparkling and wide. you try not to smile as you tilt her head back and forth.

"you didn't break it." you say, letting go of her hand only to reach up and use the back of your sleeve to clean up the blood trickling down her lips. "but you'll probably get black eyes."

"oh." sevika says. she clears her throat. "okay."

"don't worry about it too much sevika," you say. she chokes when you say her name. "you look hot when you're all beat up." you say, sauntering away.

sevika stays frozen in place for five minutes, trying to figure out what the fuck just happened to her.

after that, flirting with sevika becomes your favorite pastime.

a well timed "looking good today sevika" can make her choke on her whiskey.

a wink shot to her across the room gets her giggling uncontrollably, pressing her fingers to her lips in an attempt to stop.

she starts flirting back too, when she can speak.

you're rambling to her about a recipe you want to try soon when she cuts you off, mid-sentence.

"you have nice eyes." she blurts.

you grin. "thanks, sev." you say.

(the nickname gives her butterflies)

(she jerks off that night to the thought of you calling her 'sev' in bed.)

you actually ask her out first.

she's shocked, so shocked that for a second you think you've read the whole situation wrong.

"oh, shit, i'm sorry sevika, i didn't-- i thought--"

"no!" she blurts. you blink.

"oh. well, okay." you say, trying to take the rejection in stride. she waves her hands in front of you.

"no no no! not no i mean, just-- fuck!" she gulps for air, "i've been trying to work up the nerve to ask you out for months!"

you smile. "oh." you say. she nods. "well... you were takin' too long." she snorts.

"so lemme do it now?" she asks.

"no way!" you say. "i already asked! you gotta answer my question fir--."

"yes!" she butts in. "i'll go out with you. but i won't let you pay. and i'm picking you up at your place." she insists.

once you guys start dating, sevika lets her inner simp shine.

the first time she sees you naked she actually swoons. like her knees go wobbly and she falls on her ass. luckily, the bed was right behind her.

she never lets you leave the house without at least three visible hickeys.

you're the only thing she talks about. she's not very talkative to begin with, but when people insist on making small chat with her, the only thing she'll bring up is you.

if someone's looking to get on sevika's good side, they ask her how you're doing.

those card games she's always winning? she spends her earnings on you, coming home with a proud little grin, shaking the coins in her purse at you. "gonna buy you somethin' nice tonight." she says.

she can sometimes be heard grumbling to the cards. "come on. wanna take my girl out for dinner."

won't let you open a door if she's there. always puts your shoes and jacket on for you. carries all your bags.

her favorite thing to do is watch you exist. she loves catching you when you think no one's looking. loves the goofy songs she'll hear you singing under your breath, the way you talk to yourself. the way you move, your unique quirks and ticks.

you guys could be in the worst fight of your relationship, but she'd never leave the house without kissing you and telling you she loves you.

always telling you how good you look in the most outlandish ways. doesn't matter how good you think you look. you could be in sweat pants on day 3 without a shower, and she'd be biting her lip and fucking you with her eyes. "you look good enough to eat right now."

"i look like i climbed out of the sewer."

"you look like the mother of this baby i'm about to put inside you."

she buys you guys matching 'best friend' necklaces, the kind that make a heart when you put the two charms together. she never takes hers off.

#sevika #sevika imagine #sevika x reader #sevika arcane #sevika x you #soft sevika #i hope u liked this anon!!! thank u for this request... simp sevika is the love of my life

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hokkienmee · 4 months

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Kitamura Takumi as Urameshi Yusuke ↳ Yu Yu Hakusho (2023) episode 1

#the loml playing one of my favorite jump protagonists oh.... life is so kind to simps like me #kitamura takumi #takumi kitamura #北村匠海 #yu yu hakusho #幽☆遊☆白書 #jdrama #jdramaedit #jdramasource #.gif #subs: netflix

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xxxpinkrougexxx · 6 months

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Girl?

#fluttercord #mlp #discord x fluttershy #mlp discord #fluttershy x discord #discord mlp #my little pony #pony life #girl?#simping

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spaciebabie · 2 months

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okay guys so heres the thing. if i am having fun and being happy over a post and you come in my inbox and say something rude about how im enjoying something you're getting blocked lol. i have been veeeeeeeery nice so far. i dont know why you're following me if you're gonna make a stink when i reblog/make art/talk abt something i like. why are you here. you know. the blog where i talk/reblog/make art abt the things i like. if you dont like it here instead of telling me. leave. be a decent person, okay?

#spacie spoinks #mood killer #just got a very very rude ask like what is up w/ppl and springtrap its only when its abt him #the ask was literally like ''yeah i hate this thing that you like so there''#????? okay?????#i have spam reblogged other posts and not a peep abt how ''ohhh this thing sucks actually why are you enjoying it :/''#litrally shut up!!!!!!! go away im having fun what's wrong with you!!!#this wont ruin my mood b/c haaarhouguohg that art.....#also . what is up w/ppl and bringing up being aroace in their anons when talking abt springtrap 😭😭#IM ALSO AROACE!!!!! YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#''im not simping for him im aroace'' you are literally looking at an aroace rn #do i need 2 make more posts abt being aroace. is that it.#would you guys finally believe me if i told you that IN REAL LIFE i do not find most humans attractive sexually or romantically?#smh #anybeans :333 #spins around with basyas drawing in my hand oh how i love him #im gonna put this in a frame #im. i need a corkboard so i can jut have a collage . on my fwall

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