#simping for epel

[stargazer-balladeer]

Epel probably would think his love would want someone who's more "manly" so he'd most likely embarrasses himself by picking "fights" with the guy he's intimidated by...but that's kinda funny

TRUE LMAO EPEL DEAR NO- DONT FIGHT THAT SAVANACLAW GUY PLS 😭😭

#anon.txt #simping for epel

[blind0raven]

Vil really is such a mom here. Epel! Listen to your mom! You don't wanna make him angry!

WHEEEZE

Burn

Cause the devs did not want to bless us with your reaction to seeing Rollo's atrocious haircut in person

Epel I'm sorry, your paternal father figure is flirting with your mother figure right infront of your eyes

SHIELD YOUR EYES LIL APPLE!!!

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst glorious masquerade #twst event #epel felmier #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #Rook is being a simp again #And vil is being a stern mom #Epel im so sorry #But this is funny lol

[robo-milky]

So said I was in a megane!Epel ClochEpel mood and here it is.

It’s not that Cloche doesn’t like theatre— she was a lil bit of a theatre kid back home, but imagine some dude suddenly drilling hundreds of titles you’ve never even heard of in your life and acting super elitist about it jfjfjfjfjf

#I don’t really ship these two properly but I think they’re cute together??? #I just think the two are aesthetically pleasing as a couple- that’s all #OMG WAIT!! cloche catching feels for the first time??? more likely than you think ;) #still a rook simp… #cat scribblez 🌸 #oc: cloche🎊 #cloche x epel #clochepel #twst #twst art #twst epel #twst yume #twst oc #twst ocs #twst yuu #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland art #epel felmier #epel x cloche #epel x oc #epel x yuu #ツイステ #ツイステッドワンダーランド #エペル・フェルミエ

[alexex8sts]

#twisted wonderland meme #my taste in men is unhealthy #this is a joke #please do not attack me idia simps #actually no one attack me please #my art #another main oc #i actually like most these characters #meme #kalim al asim #trey clover #jack howl #epel felmier #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #jamil viper #malleus draconia

[lawfullyandlovely]

My husband calls me the simp

I'm not the one who downloaded twst JUST to see Deuce's mom in the new event ;-;

#yes he actually did that #and he said once the white rabbit fest ends he's deleting the app #but honestly? when it comes to first time players he has Nagito's luck or something #He managed to get Epel's White Rabbit costume like....the second pull #But anyways #he's an official Dylla/Dilla Spade simp #and he said he is Deuce's stepdad now #I gotta open the app again but jesus christ mental health issues has been a real bitch lately #plus I've already seen the story translation on yt #Yeah I'd like to play the minigames myself #but eh as long as I read the story :)

[cherishedhope]

Not my mom thinking Malleus was Satan himself. 💀

#twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #if only my mother knew I simped for him #WHY WOULD SHE GO THROUGH THE CAMERA ROLL ON MY COMPUTER #I’m embarrassed. Ashamed. Crying. Rocking back and forth on my bed. Sobbing. #MY COMPUTER IS THE LAST PLACE YOU SHOULD EVER GO #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS EXPLAINING THAT EPEL WAS SNIFFING A FLOWER AND NOT KISSING IT

[wonderlandcrown]

IM ALIVE (i did a uquiz and im gonna make it YOUR problem!!! <3)

the really fucking funny thing about this is I got this :

savanaclaw, fucking savanaclaw.

i am absolutely not atheletic at ALL. im gonna die 2 seconds stepping into this dorm ToT

but this is also real funny bc i took a "which twst character are you?" quiz before and got vil lol leona and vil are really two sides of the same coin huh? source : me

also its funny bc i thought i would get ignihyde (*leona voice* radish sprout)

anyways- here r the tags : @prince-kallisto (i might have to start calling you radish sprout now bc im in leonas dorm beware 0^0) @jelsah27

also plz check the tags its funny hehe haha :]

#save #eep posted! #srry for being inactive i was uhhhhh doing things :)) #completely unrelated to twst at all : #i did hogwarts quiz once and got #slytherin #lol #also im in the hephaestus cabin! #so im a : slytherin. hephaestus kid. and savanaclaw member #cool cool totally cool #i simp for vil more than leona tho #1st day of nrc boutta be real awkward #so im basically reverse epel #i want to be in pomefiore but noooooooooooo #dumbass mirror put me w/ the jocks UGH #i have twst ocs but should i go ahead and just self insert myself? #yes absolutely. #self inserts arent cringe!!! #itd be funny if my selfinsertsona(what do ppl call these?) were friends w/ epel #epel wants to be in savanaclaw and i wanna be in pomefiore #but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #dumbass mirror #twisted wonderland #twst #twst mc #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twisted wonderland #twst x reader #twst yuu #disney twst

[incoherentsobbing]

Affection Ft. first year babies and Kyōki, my twst oc

This has been plaguing my mind for a while, so have this

Ace Trappola: He’s their little bitch boy

What gets him the kithies?

He himself is pretty physically affectionate, so it works out quite well with the two

Drapes himself over their back when they’re counting how much they earned this week, lays his head on their laps, hangs off their side

Yeah he’s like a kitten that simply won’t let you go, the asshole

It was glaringly obvious that Ace liked to be showered in love, so they did what any mother would do and absolutely smothered him in it

Hugs? Head pats? Getting his cheeks pinched? The worst baby names to ever exist????

Trust, they’ve got it all down

Calls him by their chosen name of Cenuora (means carrot, very affectionate)

He bites.

No, I will not be giving further comments on that.

He struggles a lot in school and getting passing grades, but he does try his best

And they know just how much effort he’s been putting in to get a good mark on his upcoming exam

Their study sessions are… something, that’s for sure :)

So when he came up to them with a hesitation he’s only shown on occasion, slowly handing them his paper with an 85% slapped on it (the highest he’s gotten so far)

They’re overjoyed

They take his face in their hands and give him little bunny kisses

You know that thing where you rub someone’s nose with yours??? That

Picking him up and spinning him around, they’re showering him with praises and forehead kisses too

“I knew you could do it! Awe look at my baby, growing up so quick~!”

He’s flustered, a pinkish glow on his cheeks, and a huge grin on his face as he hugged them back

He’s certainly gonna keep this up, and that’s a promise

Sometimes he doesn’t want any sort of touch, but wants to be near them, and they completely get it

They sit by him and read, while he stares off to space, revelling in how. Comfortable. This whole thing was

Deuce Spade: Resident mamas boy

Does he get kithies?

Sweet baby that has done no harm

Yes, he beat those students that were harassing him outside barely an hour ago, but that’s not the point here

One of the very first receivers of the mother’s affection (cuz he’s a good boy, obv)

He gets more kisses than Ace

He low-key brags about it to the other first years

Like look at him, he gets all giddy when they give him little pecks on his head, there’s no way he doesn’t sit there with THE brightest smile for DAYS

He’s usually there when they get back from work, so he gets dibs to sleep on the couch with them

They’re knocked tf out and he’s having the best time of his life

Grim is obviously gonna kick him in the face but that’s not the main focus

They’re. Large. To say the least. (Taller than Mal if you don’t count his horns)

So he feels a sense of security and overall comfort just being in their arms

He’s a sleep cuddler, ends up with his limbs tangled with theirs

As long as he doesn’t touch their hair in their sleep then they’re not complaining

He gets a lot of comfort kisses, in a way

Like he’s upset about not being a “good honour student” and they smack him upside the head and crush him in a hug

They’re not one for words, so he gets his face and head littered with kisses and his tears gently wiped away

And he’s staying in their embrace for who knows how long till he’s calmed down and ready to talk or just chill, it’s fully up to him what he wants

And if he ever needs help deciding? He’s got a “fuck it” kinda person right there to pick him up (literally) and drag him to their garage to take a ride around town on their bike (I forgot what motorcycles are in twst 💔)

Extra note that I deem important: They always style his hair when they get the chance. He’s got long hair, why wouldn’t they take the chance to play with it?

Jack Howl: Big boy, loveable boy, baby boy, fuckin’ simp

Ofc he gets kithies

Honestly, he took one look at them in the halls and determined that “oh yeah that’s my mom now.” And has been referring to them as such

Like bro showed up one night for dinner and they simply did not question it

How he got in, we’ll never fucking know

Earned the tittle good boy and he will never not smile like a baby each time they call him that

“Hm? Oh, there’s my good boy!”

Bro practically lives for that

Can and will throw hands if anyone says anything bad about them

Includes that crusty Housewarden of his :)

I do not like that smelly man.

Moving on.

He loves it when they clean his hair/fur, believe it or not

Will plonk himself down in-front of them with a brush in hand and stare at them with big hopeful puppy eyes till they drop whatever they’re doing to tend to his hair

Changes into his wolf form and all that just to jump on them when they’re sleeping

He does that in his beastman form too, just saying

He also likes putting his face in their hands

It just fits

Will sob if they scratch behind his hair

Has a habit of having his tail on them anytime he’s around

It’s just there

On their leg, arm, torso, anywhere

They don’t question that either

Him, Grim, and Sebek have arguments on who they should smell like for the day and they just

🙆🏾‍♀️ “chai what are there kids talking about” and leave

Has he gotten yelled at before? Yep.

Look. He’s cute nd all, but he walked into the house all muddy and they nearly died

He was just having fun, yes, but the damn rug they wrestled both Vil and Jade for???

He was not allowed in their home for a week.

Needless to say, he was devastated

Leona in all his stinky crusty glory had to drag a very sad Jack over to their dorm personally and ask what was going on and why his underclassman was at the dorm more often and crying now

Jack (and the rest of the first years) get a stern lecture on why the hell they shouldn’t step in their damn house with damned dirty selves and mess up the rug they ran two grown men’s fades for

Everyone gets a flick on the head after

And he’s been the cleanest mf since then

Not a speck of dust on his ass

Honestly kinda scary 💀

They’re kinda surprised but they give him his usual scratches behind the ear as usual

An extra kiss on the forehead if they’re tired and see the house fucking SHINING cuz Jack was there cleaning all day

Epel Felmier: The other bitch boy, just a tad bit more feral

Would he accept the kithies?

They’re both fuckin’ crazy.

Their his enabler, and he goes crazy

These two are a match made in hell for everyone but them

Vil cries himself to sleep every night knowing that Epel takes more lessons from them than his own Housewarden

Suck on my big fat man tiddies, Vil whatever your last name is

Epel loves when they do things together

Weather it be a walk or baking pie, he’s always down for some quality time

They’ve both got accents so it’s pretty comfy for them to just. Whip it out and fully understand what the other is saying despite how different they sound (Epel with his whole Yee-haw and Kyōki with their African mother talk)

He sees them as a role model

Like. They’re comfortable in their own skin, something he’s striving to achieve

And they’re more than happy to help

He likes going shopping with them as long as no one else joins in

Likes it when they carry him, and he’s gotten better at showing when he would like to be lifted from the floor and into their arms

He lowkey didn’t expect them to be anything more than some dude but ohohooo when they socked Vil out of his overblot? Views automatically changed

Will die if they feed him

He just likes little things, subtle ways of showing they care

And Kyō knows just how to handle situations like those

He also likes holding hands, surprisingly

If their hands aren’t occupied by either Grim or Ortho he’s sneaking in and grabbing them himself

Maybe it’s because of how big they are, or because of how unnaturally cold their hands are, ur he felt secure

Like no one could stop all this newfound happiness

Yknow the whole repunzel thing where she lets her hair down? Yeah these two parody it each time he has an etiquette lesson

He calls for his knight in shining armour and they stumble out the bushes with a dumb smile and use the worst voice acting possible to “persuade” him into taking a leap of faith out the window

They always catch him

Sebek Zigvolt: The family dog

Honestly, why does this mf get kithies?

Bro tried to yell at them first meeting

They gave him one look and this man shut down 💀

He's been following them ever since, thinks it's some sorta magic

They can't use magic.

There wasn't much warming up, he just kinda followed around and was like "oh wow this mf strong, better suck up to 'em"

Y'know, like how he did to Mal and Lilia

Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not how they met. You can't.

Say's THE weirdest shit. Ever.

I will not be listing examples.

Mix old ways of speaking with chronically online shit and add "Waka-sama" to it somewhere and I'm pretty sure you'll get it

At some point he just kinda. Started praising them the way he does to Mal

"MY KYŌKI IS THE SLAYEST"

blah blah blah, you get the picture

They're too tired to question it

He also bites.

Specifically their jaw and shoulder

How does this mf even GET there???

Guess we'll never know

He DEMANDS to be pet, and sometimes just takes their hand and puts it on his head

Needy lil bitch

I don't hate him, I swear

Sometimes he's a lil cute tho

Y'know when he's a little flustered and isn't his usual loud self?

That pretty much only happens if they give him a kiss on the nose

Or side-eye him, it works too

The former lasts longer, though

So when he's yelling a lil TOO much, they just pull him and give him a lil peck on the nose

And return to what they were doing previously because he's gonna be stunned for at least two hours :D

He probably starts being annoying on purpose 💀

Ortho Shroud: Little war criminal, baby <\3

ALL THE KITHIES IN THE WORLD

They love their robo son

Idia who? Nee-chan who?????

No that's his mom and mafia boss right there

Fuck his stinky, cheesy balled brother

I don't hate Idia either

They carry him a lot, despite him not needing to be lifted

Hugs hugs hugs

They found a way to style his hair and that's that

Very loveable omg

They're really calm with Him and Grim

Blatant Favoritism

What's there not to love about him???

He's a walking killing machine filled teddy bear of a child!

He enjoys turning his jets off and laying on them during the more quiet days

They deff commit arson

Idia cries himself to sleep every night knowing he's gotta bail his brother out of jail one day

Not really, these two have a streak of just not getting caught

Let's hope it lasts :)

He lovesss getting dolled up, so he raids their closet every now and then

Always with the tutu's

Can and will bust a bank with the prettiest pink dress on

I think their influence is a lil too strong

Grim: Best boy in the whole world, baby <\3

Kithies for DAYSSS

Baby.

Absolutely and completely

That's their first son

The first one they met before going on the carriage

Their one and only monster that shares his weird ass rocks with them to eat

He get's all their affection, hands down

Belly rubs, kisses, cuddles, anything, you name it

Get's so offended when they don't give him a hug

Like tf are you doing???

The one time they got too tired to pick him up when they got home, he cried and packed his little cartoon stick and handkerchief of a Tuna can and sadly walked out the house cuz he thought they disowned him

Abandonment issues go hard

Is ALWAYS on them

As long as they aren't at work, he's stuck on them like glue

In their hair, on their face, in their clothes, literally everywhere

They always have a little piece of grim in their braids and they don't know of they can even be mad

They're so gentle with him

He tried to bite their fingers off when they had to brush his teeth for the first time and they simply stared at him and left the bathroom

He came crying like those sad little babies

"D-do you not want me?"

NOOO BABY NOOOOO

HUUUUUUUGE soft spot for him

He bathes with them every once in a while, gotta not smell like shit somehow

He get's dressed up too (he loves it but still bitches about it)

Him and Ortho know they're the favourites and get away with so much shit

Extra note, Grim is about the length of their arm when he stands

Yes, Kyōki's massive

196.69 and quite muscular

Do with that information as you will

#They’re AroAce btw don’t get the wrong idea #sex AND romance repulsed #they gag at the thought of getting into a realationship with a REAL person #that doesn’t include Deuces mom #I love Grim and Ortho #My kids #my babies #they're all simps smh #twisted wonderland #twst ace #twst deuce #twst epel #twst Jack #twst Sebek #twst Ortho #twst Grim #lawd I love these lil shits #I'd still deck them but it's fine #Longest thing I've posted on tumblr so far? #Twst mc #Twst OC #<333 writing #twst

[honey-milk-depresso]

"i dont have a simp list" then proceeds to tag all the boys u simp for in complete proper order HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO- ONLY DEUCE-

NEVER TAA-

#trey clover #ace trappola #azul ashengrotto #deuce spade #epel felmier #floyd leech #thats not a simp list tagging- #petal 💕💕 #honey.txt #honeymilkdepresso.exe

[depressednarwhalpotato]

Spent way too long editing this. Made like 3 other versions and I had to redo it each time to get it right using my gf’s explanations

Again, I haven’t played the game

#i want Lilia's gender #ngl I simp for evil queen guy #riddle is low-key Ciel but red #I love it #so far Idia is a mood #from what I know Floyd is a menace to society #I got to hear his laugh once and immediately filed a restraining order #you know I wouldn't mind joining but I'm gonna take my time with this one #twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland #epel #epel felmier #riddle #riddle rosehearts #leona #leona kingscholar #vil #vil shoenheit #idia #idia shroud #ortho #ortho shroud #Floyd #floyd leech #lilia #lilia vanrouge #jamil #jamil viper #my gf is converting me

[stargazer-balladeer]

Epel is very hard to think of angst for

true 😔 i can think of a few angst for rook and vil but for sweet epel? none. unless he decides to focus all his time and attention to his "manly" training, neglecting you in the process. maybe a bit of misunderstanding? like he sees you with someone and accuses you for cheating (even tho you really aren't?).

#anon.txt #simping for epel

[traumxrei-archive]

Trau I think Epel likes me a little bit LMAOO

Like Epel, honey, ily but I also want Ace’s card (;ω;)

AHA— the curse of getting the event SR 32894284 times when rolling for the SSR....

i'm trying not to look at epel.....i'M TRYING TO SAVE ALL MY GEMS FOR IDIA EPEL I'M SORRY— at this point, trau is lying through their teeth and will most likely cave and do a 10 pull to try and magically get epel,,,,

ALSO !! good luck on rolling for ace !!!! from what i've heard he's been strangely nice to the ppl i know who rolled, so may lady luck shine down on you too <333

#/trau replies #/shsl supreme simp #GACHA PAYNE #except it's kinda good ? bc epel <33 #WILL TRAU DO THAT 10 PULL OR NOT ? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT !!!

[italoniponic]

Epel Felmier simp/appreciation memes (part 4)

I know it was like two days ago but it's still his week

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 5

#twisted wonderland #epel felmier #simp memes #appreciation post #happy birthday epel #cherry's mumbling about twst #the simp collection #the simp collection: epel felmier

[tisafinedayforsimping]

Mar: To celebrate Mother's Day, I'm going to be doing everything my mom doesn't want me to.

Epel: And that is...?

Mar: Kissing mermen, mostly.

#simp talks #Mar Velour #Epel Felmier #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc

[alexglitches]

Speaking of dreams w/the twst boys, i had a weird ass dream borderline nightmare w/ Ace jshdksgd

I usually have pretty weird dreams thanks to my adhd.

Tw/ mentions of mutilation (It doesn't go into details though!!)

Basically me and Ace were at a party in this spaceship and all of the sudden aliens take over and we have to escape but the bitches CRUSH Ace's leg so se had no choice to chop it off and i had to drag him towards the exit the whole time and the enviroment looked like the spaceship from amongus.

I also had one w/ Jade and we were at my grandmas, and we were walking around holding this plate of mushrooms looking for my irl best friend so she could eat them instead of me.

Then, this is my personal favorite, i was cuddling w/ Epel and he was peppering my face with kisses while i was laying on his lap/stomach jsvsksv and whispering things in Italian gskavsosvsisvsks.

Then Rook, he was a daycare attendant and he was tanned w/ freckles gsksgsksv, he had paint all over his face and the kids were climbing on him hsksvsk.

amogus

but g e e z o—O poor ace’s leg

awwwwww the epel one 🥺

SOMEONE DRAW ROOK LIKE THAT PLEASE I WANT IT SO BAD AJSBKSBXJSKNSKSB

#look at me #a rook simp #blblblblblblblbl #twst rook #rook hunt #epel felmier #twst epel #twst ace #ace trappola #twst jade #jade leech

[person8789]

Adventures through Twisted Wonderland Book 5- A Beautiful Tyrant

Part 14/?

Previous, Next

Spoilers!

Click pics for better quality

We start this one off with Rook being a simp. Very simp. Though I do find his relationship with Vil interesting, which I’ll probably save the blunt of this rant for the Halloween event, but let’s just say that I find it interesting how different relationships are compared in this game.

Oh, that reminds me! I’ve been meaning to bring this up for a few parts now, just couldn’t find a good place to bring it up, but.. I haven’t heard any mention of the fact that technically Kalim isn’t supposed to be eating or drinking anything that Jamil doesn’t make, yeah? So uh… what’s going on with that now? Is it good enough for Jamil to just taste-test it for poison before giving it to Kalim?

“Apples in liquid form” 💀 lmao

Wait, really? Does that mean that Harveston is close to the Shaftlands Vil and Jack are from? I mean, I realize that there are are probably several places that can labeled as such, but the fact that it’s capitalized in this shot makes me think Epel is talking about the area that’s actually called “Shaftlands”.

LMAOOO OH THE IRONY IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

You know, I wasn’t going to throw any shade, but that last comment makes me feel obligated to-

Oh- is the note too high? There are some exercises and techniques you could do to help yourself in reaching for that note. Vil probably knows about them, so you should probably like, ask him tomorrow and rest for now. You won’t preform very well if you’re tired.

I do have some thoughts about Scarabia- Kalim specifically- in book 5 but I think I’ll wait until the review to explain it (that would give me some time to gather my thoughts 😅)

Bro when are these dreams going to become relevant I want to know why they are happening 😭😭

Oh yeah, sorry about that, my friends have a raging case of the dumbass. You ever hear of it? It’s been effecting them their entire lives and there is no known cure for it.

✌️

#gaming #twisted wonderland #twst #adventures through twst #twst player #twst spoilers #twst liveblogging #twst playthrough #adventures through twst: book 5 #rook hunt #🚩 #rook being a simp #kalim al asim #ace trappola #jamil viper #epel felmier #mention: #jack howl #twst foreshadowing #not the game throwing cater shade #…also I feel obligated to say that I don’t think he literally using illusionary magic #✨it’s a metaphor✨ #btw galling means humiliating in case you didn’t know #cause I didn’t 😅 #maybe I have a raging case of the dumbass #deuce spade #deuce era #ripdeucey #twst grim #twst yuu