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aesthetixhoe · 1 year

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long walks on the beach — C.D.

warnings: 2 curse words... simp behavior

word count: 802

used: none! just the use of the word beautiful

Request: can i get just a soft drabble of reader + charlie hanging out at the beach and just having the best time of their lives?? just walking up and down the shore holding hands, jumping in the water and staying close together bc it’s super cold, and watching the sunset cuddled up in a towel on the sand??? those are just some ideas i have but take whatever creative liberties you want ofc!!! thank youuu <333 - @ivyinnit

The sand below your feet was still warm with the summer heat, but rapidly cooling as the sun was about to go down. Charlie's swim shorts were still slightly damp, while you were fully dry.

“Get away from me! You're wet!” You yell as you run away from him.

“Get back here!!” He shouted sprinting after you. He grabs you by your waist and pulls you down to the ground, landing on top of him.

“Noooo, you're wet!” You cry out when his shorts touch your skin. You scurry away from him on the sand with your towel in hand. You toss it at him. “Put the towel on.” You demand with fake dominance.

“Make me.” He states blankly.

“Ok, I will.” You go over to him and wrap the towel around his hips, and tucking the corner into the wrapped part of it.

You huff and flop down on the sand, Charlie following behind soon after.

“I hate that you're still wet. I want to hug you.” You state blankly, looking at the setting sun over the water.

“Well come here then!” he yells out and wraps his arms around you. With the shorts not being exposed to your skin anymore, he wasn't really wet. Besides his still damp hair.

“I'm ok with this... You're warm and it's really cold.” You let out a sigh of relief when he pulls you even closer, further enveloping you in his body heat.

You decide you want to experience the water one last time before you two leave. You grab his hand and stand, walking over to the edge of the water where the waves roll in every few seconds. You stand, letting only the incoming waves wash over your feet and ankles. The water was warmer than it was outside of it surprisingly enough.

“Wanna go back in?” You question. When you get a weird look in response you explain “The waters warmer than out here, and I wanna watch the sunset.” You smile up at him, hoping to win him over.

It works.

It always works. He can't deny your smile.

You two take your towels off and ball them up to throw them further away from the sand. Once your towels are away, you take the shirt (Charlie's shirt) that you've been using as a cover uu and toss it to the towels as well.

“You're so beautiful.” When you look back over from throwing the shirt Charlie is staring at your body in amazement. You both know he loves your body, and you know that he loves more than that, but for some reason, right now, that feeling is a thousand times stronger. You can feel like love and warmth and comfort radiating off of him.

“I love you so much...” He mumbles mindlessly underneath his breath. “Every time I look at you I think I fall further and further in love,which I don't know how that's possible because I love you more than anything else already.”

You can feel yourself heating with embarrassment and from just being flustered. You feel your eyes well up with tears from being so damn happy.

You fling yourself into him, pulling him as close as you possibly can in the tightest hug anyone could imagine. You pull your head back just enough to push your lips against his. You stay there for way longer than either of you think, but the kiss was so worth it. Both of you were just feeding off of each other's love.

When you break apart you pull him deeper into the water. Once you get to about chest high, he hoists you up and guides you to wrap your legs around his waist.

“Here's your beautiful sunset, beautiful.” He smiles up at you. You could care less about he sunset now, all you wanted to look at was his eyes how they shined in the daylight. And how the golden sky was casting gorgeous hues of yellow and orange onto his face. How his nose worked as a divider for the different sides of color currently on his face. How his hair looked so good wet. How his lips looked so kissable...

Fuck the sunset, all you wanted was him.

#hoewrites #charlie slimecicle #charlie slimecicle x reader #slimecicle x reader #slmccl #dream smp #slimecicle #dream smp x reader #x reader #charlie slimecicle x reader fluff #simp shit

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theblacknoob · 2 years

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

So dudes now I have two friends that look like Gareth, they're also nerds who wear flannels and are into dnd

Okay so imma call them them D and H (their first initials), so H was the first one and D is the second one

Bro, D PLAYS DND 😫

you have no clue how horny that information made me

Anywho, more Gareth pictures

Also D dresses similar, AND LIKES METAL MUSIC

#gareth emerson stranger things #gareth #gareth emerson #gareth stranger things #gareth x reader #gareth emerson x reader #simp shit #gareth emerson brainrot

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thesleepy1 · 2 years

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I just met Death but if anything happened to her I will kill everyone in this room and then myself. She's so pretty and lovely and witty and kind. I am just loving her. The way she cares about people, about Dream. Darling. Death, my beloved. <3

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secondsis66 · 1 year

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Another addition to my ✨Simp shirts✨

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midgardianminx · 1 year

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I’m at a wellness conference and a chef is doing a cooking presentation and he said, “If it looks good and smells good, it’s already halfway down your throat.”

Look. I know he was talking about preparing food, but…..this is highly applicable to all my fictional boyfriends. Get in my mouth.

#I’m a lost cause #my mind is in the gutter #simp shit #pedro pascal

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rosalynnpup · 1 year

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꧁⊱✿⊰ ‿︵‿୨ Welcome to my Blog ୧‿︵‿ ⊱✿⊰꧂

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1. This is NOT an RP blog. This is a blog for my streaming work, art, and for me to indulge in my various Fictional Others and Self Inserts. My inserts and streaming persona are NOT for RP outside of close friends. My inserts are ME after all. 2. No Drama. This blog will not be involved in ANY online or private discourse. This is my safe space. If you have any issues with my content, please DM me and I will be more than happy to listen and possibly compromise with my posts. 3. You're a simp for this character too? SWEET! If we share a comfort character or simp for the same character, I am more than happy to share! I will not gatekeep the characters I care about. They were made for a wide audience, not just for me. 4. Do not repost my art on tumblr or any other platform. My art is not for personal or RP use outside of myself. I am okay with you using my art as PFP's, all I ask is you credit me where you can. Reblogging is encouraged. 5. Please do not seek out a friendship with me. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder. I keep to myself as much as I can to keep my anxiety down. I do not wish to make friends with people outside of my current friend groups. But I am flattered you like me that much! ꕤ Boundaries for my Inserts! ꕤ ✿ Fanart of any kind is okay! SFW only! ✿ No Headcannons or Shipping outside of my ships! ✿ Please do not kin my Inserts. They are literally just me! ✿ No Fanfictions! ꕤ About Me & F/O List ꕤ

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#blog rules #rules #rosalynnpup rules #rosalynnpup #im a simp #simp shit #simp behavior #simp #f/o #self shipping #self insert #puppy girl #puppy #puppy kin #rosalynnpuppy

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littlelightfish · 17 days

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This... this is a whole different kind of psychic damage here. When nightmares got Marcille, we get to knew that her's biggest fear is outliving her friends. This isn't even canon probably, but look at this. This isn't a "I don't want my friends to die" kind of dream. This is a "I'm terrified of loosing my daughters, of something killing them, and being incapable of stopping it" kind of dream. It's so simple yet it explains perfectly the whole of chilchucks character. He loves, he cares, deeply. But he, or doesn't acknowledges, or doesn't know what to do with that knowledge.

Besides that. Someone had to wake him up after this. Imagine the devastation in this man after he wakes up. He just saw his three little babys murdered corpses (or maybe he saw them die, wich isn't better). He would possibly not talk about it, and that would worry the hell out of the party, because we'll, they see him all down and only one of them knows what he saw. Imagine being the one to pull him from that nightmare. Seeing this man, usually so composed, fuking staring with tears and terror in his eyes to the composes of what you can only assume are his daughters. It would be heartwrenching.

Idk, I love this man so much...

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #if someone wants to write a fic on this #@ me #PLEASE I WANT TO SEEEE #or dm me so i actually see it #please #if someone makes something of this post...#swnd me an ask with a link #this post exploded i cant with all the notifs #i wouldnt know if someone @'d me #i did a tags recap down on the notes and wrote a bit of #chilchuck angst #for the simps out there #my shit

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homefryboy · 10 months

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(commissions open)

#boys art #comic #clone high #joan of arc #jfk #joanfk #jfk be like ‘i simp’#forget the source for this whatever I just can’t give a shit anymore

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naiadic · 3 months

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I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts

~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~

First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too

Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well

But that also raises the question..

...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)

Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom

i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT

Then we have Adam

I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad

Then..well...Alastor.

Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.

One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.

Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!

(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)

So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2

EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..

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bauhin · 1 year

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the Liu siblings have no sense of social propriety because of pretty privilege

#liu mingyan #liu qingge #svsss #lqg #scum villian self saving system #think about it though. lqg doesn’t feel the need to act in a socially acceptable way because he has the raw power to dismiss that #lmy (though canonically she’s popular with her peers and isn’t a loner like her simp brother) doesn’t have to be prim and proper #bc she has a lot of soft power in her beauty and she could gut you #like a fish #yknow #so I’m assuming they weren’t raised to really give a shit about all that social propriety #lmy can be polite and stoic from her xianshu peak training. one on one with her brother she is unhinged

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aivy-saur · 8 months

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OVERBLOT ART

GODDAMN. JUST. MANFBSMNGKWHFOGJWOTOEOGMDK

#YANA AIN'T MISSIN SHIT BRO #IK HE'S IN PAIN AND ALL BUT #IT LOOKS SO COOL OMFG #HWKQBDKHWKERJRPWUQONFLDBWLFNRKTISIYQJFIRKHPGKTPGUQOHEKWNRFOJQLSHSURGOFHDKWNFODJTPFOLTYKPFKWLNSHQISHSLWNFLENGLGJRPGKPSNQJSIWJE #Leona Kingscholar #Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Disney TWST #TWST Leona #aivy is simping once again

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dumplingsfordays · 18 days

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the phone call

pairing - Megumi x fem!reader

genre - smut

summary - you call Megumi one night in hopes of changing your relationship from being best friends to lovers and it ends very unexpectedly.

cw!: nsfw (sexual themes), mutual masturbation, pet names (sweetheart, baby), bffs to lovers, reader has female genitalia, swearing, timeskip to all characters 18+, one (1) mention of voyeurism + hair pulling + tummy bulge

note - back (sorta?) from my hiatus but I won't post content as frequently. sorry to all you beautiful people who submitted asks 😭😭 I'll make sure to do those fics asap b/c y'all are honestly lovely and overall really respectful and I appreciate it! thank you sm for being patient w/ little old me <33

art credit!

and as always, thank you for reading :))

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Quiet sighs escaped Megumi's lips in tandem with the soft breeze outside, whistling against the glass windowpanes. Moonlight drifted across his fair cheek like a silvery veil, making his pale skin glow slightly, and his long eyelashes, a trait that wasn't his favorite but one that almost every girl constantly pointed out with jealousy, fluttered when they met the edge of the light. And then, in the peaceful summer night-

Bzzt. Bzzt.

The raven-haired man sat up in his bed with sudden urgency, hand moving quickly to his phone on the nightstand and picking up.

"Hey, 'Mimi," your sleepy, half-awake voice came from the speaker. "Sorry to bother you but it's kinda important."

Upon hearing your voice, he relaxes - he lays back down and stares at the blank, white ceiling. "Yeah?"

"Uhm, I just wanted to talk to you about something..."

God, your sleep-laced voice was so gentle, sweet, alluring, even. He couldn't help but sneak a hand towards his abdomen to lay it on his stomach.

"Hey, 'Mimi, you there?" You ask all of a sudden.

"Oh, uh, yeah, I'm listening, don't worry."

You must be at your desk working, then, he thought, since you're up this late. Wait, no -- he heard the shuffling of bedsheets or something similar a moment ago. That was you, right? Were you also in bed? Did you also have the ghost of a smile dancing on your lips? Was your hand also laid down on your abdomen? Was it slowly creeping further and further down, until-

He shakes his head, rousing himself from his thoughts.

God, Megumi, what the hell are you thinking? They're your best friend, nobody thinks about their best friend getting off!

...Well, something about that scene was... arousing, almost, to him. The mere thought of you, laying on silk bedsheets and rubbing your clit to his voice, sent a shiver up his spine and he snaked his hand under his boxers. Well, guess he was doing this.

"So, um..." you continued, sighing, "I was thinking. I know that it's probably too late into the night to even be discussing this, but..."

"Yeah?"

He lets out a small grunt afterwards as his fingers come into contact with the sensitive skin of the tip of his semi-erect length.

"...are you okay, 'Mimi? Are you working out or something?"

"Ah, no, I'm just..."

Just, you know, casually touching myself to the sound of your voice. Nothing wrong with that at all. There's definitely nothing wrong with jacking off to your best friend's voice.

"Just, um. Moving my, uh..." His eyes glance around the room and lock onto the bedside table. "My table."

There's a small lilt to your voice as you laugh softly and clear your throat before speaking, and Megumi swears that he just got lightheaded from the rush of blood to his nether region.

"Okay... I was just thinking about, well... this. Our friendship."

He tries not to sound too strained and breathy when he replies, starting to slowly move his fist up and down his leaking cock. "What about it?"

"Well, I think that, um.. you're a really nice person. And I really like you. And recently, I was thinking about what it would be like if we, um..."

You pause, biting your lip. Should you really finish your sentence? What if he takes it the wrong way?

"You can say it. I won't judge, y/n."

"Thank you..." you laugh briefly and breathlessly, fidgeting with the skin on your torso. His words were innocent, but it was the tone in which he was speaking that made your thighs twitch slightly and your mouth dry up. Christ, Megumi always made you feel things that you knew you shouldn't be feeling towards a friend who probably only liked you as one. "I, well... I was thinking that it would be nice if we hung out at some point. Maybe, like... go out on a date, or something... I understand if you don't like me in that way, or if you're too sleepy to decide yet, but I just wanted to put that out there..."

His eyes widen a bit as he hears the word "date", and he subconsciously tightens his grip around himself, Adam's apple bobbing up and down as he swallows. So you were interested in him, too.

"I'd... I'd love to."

He forces down a quiet groan as he hears the pitch of your voice rise slightly in excitement. Unbeknownst to him, your hand slides down your lower abdomen, gliding across your upper thigh.

"R-really? You're not kidding or anything, right? I mean, like... please don't worry about making me feel good about myself or anything, just..."

You hear him laugh softly on the other end, which makes that spot between your legs throb even more intensely.

"Of course," Megumi replies, trying to sound as put-together as he can. "I won't lie to you about stuff like that."

Smiling, you sigh in relief and your hand comes into contact with your inner thigh. After a brief pause, he speaks up again, his voice a little deeper.

"So.. anything fun happen recently in your life? Any new books you've read, or interesting gossip you've heard?"

Your head tilts to the side as a scenario pops into your head at his words. Him, laying next to you, whispering into your ear as his fingers caress your--

"Nope..." you laugh, a little shakily due to the intrusive thought. "But there was this one thi--"

He makes a quiet noise of pleasure and you choke, your fingers finally touching your slick cunny and rubbing it gently.

"...M-Mimi, did you... are you...?"

"Christ, I'm sorry, I-- fuck. I'm sorry, y/n, I didn't-- God, I..." he sighs, regret clear in his tone as he apologizes. "You probably think I'm some creep or something now. Feel free to cancel the date, I don't deserve it anyway after all this."

You swallow and you feel your face redden in embarrassment before answering, whispering.

"Actually, I... I, um, I'm not mad. I-I'm doing the same."

"What?"

His reply is instantaneous, his voice a mix of nervousness, shock, surprise, with the undeniable tinge of arousal. You were going to be the death of him someday.

"I-I'm doing the same. I know it's weird, I..." you trail off, sighing. "I'm sorry too."

"Can we..."

Megumi's trembling all over now, his cock unfathomably hard and standing up at attention in his fist, which begins to pump up and down a little more rapidly. You can hear it very faintly from your phone and you practically gush at the sound.

"...can we, um... keep doing this? And talking? I just... I think that since you're interested in me and I in you, we can satisfy our urges, I guess..."

"Please," you shiver, voice getting softer and more desperate as he talks.

"Fu-uck..." he groans out, biting his lip and looking down at himself. He decides to finally remove his boxers and strokes himself under the blanket, leaning into his phone's microphone as he pants softly.

You, in your own bed, whimper at the expletive -- you knew his voice was attractive, but this? Him swearing, and in that rough yet pleading tone, too, made you unimaginably wet.

"Can you... can you describe it? Please?" you choke out, toes curling as your fingers press against your clit slightly.

You hear him groan at your words again before he replies.

"I-It's standing up real tall 'n warm, sweetheart... it's fucking throbbing, all for you... God, I just wanna bend you over and... shit... just shove my cock into your tight pussy..."

You moan quietly as you imagine the absolute filth of the scenario, how deep his thick cock'll reach inside you... he'll probably be thrusting into you so hard that people on the street will hear the rhythmic slaps of skin on skin from the window of your bedroom all the way up on the fifth floor. And, oh, God, what if he grabs your hair and pulls on it, twisting your back and pulling his face closer to yours to meet you in an intense kiss, teeth clacking and tongues intertwining in this passionate dance for control?

"You're gonna feel so good around me, baby... maybe clench as I play with your clit and press my hand to your stomach to feel that little dent of my cock... you're gonna feel so fucking warm and wet around me..." Megumi groans loudly as his hand does a particularly satisfying stroke around his length, smearing slightly sticky precum in his fist. "Christ, I can already imagine it... I'm so fucking close..."

"Me too," you cry out, rubbing tight circles around the sensitive skin and thighs quivering from the electrifying pleasure. "I'll feel so good, 'Mimi, so full..."

His fist travels up to his tip, continuing the up-and-down motion as he moans shakily. "y/n-- I-I'm gonna-- fuck, think I'm gonna come--"

You whimper in reply, toes curling and forearm flexing. At long last, that wave of heat crashes down on you both, him groaning shamelessly as thick cum spurts from the red tip and onto his fist, and you gasping for air, moaning as you reach your respective peaks. Your body trembles as you're thrown around mercilessly by your orgasm and he can tell very clearly by your voice -- it's high-pitched, desperate, and borderline wanton.

As you both calm down from your highs, the movements of your hands and arms gradually slowing down, you giggle breathlessly.

"This was... ah, certainly something..."

You hear his voice, deep and comforting as he chuckles, through your phone speaker.

"Indeed it was."

"...But we're still going on that date, right?"

Megumi laughs. "Obviously."

#jjk #jjk x reader #jjk smut #megumi fushiguro #jjk megumi #megumi x reader #megumi smut #megumi x y/n #megumi x you #megumi fushigiro #fushiguro x reader #jjk fushiguro #smut #holy shit I literally did not watch s2 because I'm so busy but god damn I'm still simping #this was a pretty short one but idrc sorry ;-;

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