#silmarillion shitpost

[woe-begotten-spirit]

One of my favorite little things in the silmarillion is how jirt very passively aggressively uses “it came into his thought/mind” when someone has a very stupid idea.

Basically “I have no fucking idea how this imbecile came to the conclusion in his tiny little brain that this would be a good idea but HERE WE ARE”

#silmarillion #the silmarillion #tolkien #jirt #sauron #thingol #silm shitpost #ar pharazon #silmarillion shitpost #woe-begotten-spirit #LAOF (laughing as one fey)

[bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe]

in sindarin elvish, if you mispronounce the word "while", you will end up saying "sexual desire"

#lotr #lotr shitpost #sindarin #silmarillion #silmarillion shitpost #lotr memes #silmarillion memes #swags says a thing

[feyhatesapplepie]

Another shitpost

Instead of finishing my drawings, we are making some random ones.

#tolkien #silmarillion #the silmarillion #mairon #silm art #silmarillion fanart #tolkien fanart #melkor #morgoth #silm #silmarillion shitpost

[wordbunch]

🌟 THIS USER HAS SUCCESSFULLY READ THE SILMARILLION 🌟

... and actually liked it more than expected!!!

#Everyone say good job ana 🤣 #The silmarillion #Jrr Tolkien #the silm fandom #silmarillion shitpost #from my pocketses #silmarillion memes

[stacytea]

(Right after telling them about secretly marrying Nelyo)

Fingon: You really should try to look at this whole thing from my perspective!

Turgon: *bends over

Írissë: *sits down on the floor

Argon: *lies down on the floor

Fingon: ... I really hate you sometimes

#still pushing my smoll Fingon agenda #smoll Fingon agenda #Irisse isn't much taller than him #but not much still is taller than him #nolofinweanweek #nolofinweanweek2023 #i've noticed that the event ends tomorrow #wanted to add something #silmarillion #the silmarillion #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion shitpost #nolofinweans #nolofinwean siblings #fingon #turgon #aredhel #irisse #argon #russingon #years of the trees

[sauron-facts]

sauron doesn't like doors because they remind him of the noldor

#i have no excuses #endure my bad posts #sauron facts #sauron #mairon #annatar #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #noldor #the silmarillion #silm #silmarillion #silmarillion shitpost #silm shitpost

[gaunt-and-hungry]

Friend: You think you could take all seven of Fëanor's sons? Me: Oh yeah. For sure. Probably all at once. Friend: What weapon would you pick? Me: What? Why am I picking a weapon? Friend: What are you going to fight them with? Me: Is that what we were going to do?!

#incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion shitpost #silmarillion #sons of fëanor #For sure taking on #Maedhros #Don't even question me #I have nothing to hide #I think I'd only take on for sure Maedhros #curufin #Maglor #sons of feanor #feanorians #So 3/7 #Blindfold me if Caranthir is involved #need like 12 drinks beforehand #But those are my top 3

[cametovalinorkickingandscreaming]

You know, at the end of the day the Silmarillion is really just a story about one smith's greatest works entering the public domain.

#silmarillion #silmarillion shitpost #the entire First Age was just a protracted argument about whether captured Tree Light was copyright protected

[navyinks]

and feanor threw it on the ground

take I

take II

take III

Original video

#silmarillion shitpost #feanor #melkor #nerdanel #fingolfin #indis #angband fried elves is a KFC reference #been thinking about drawing this for over a year now lmao

[kosmic-autokrat]

horrifying quick textpost redraw

original by @heathcliffgirl2002 here

#maglor #maglor's wife #melilote #silm art #kano art #the silmarillion #silmarillion shitpost #might redraw sometime to make it actually good #silm #taking a break from the pityo and telvo #its so hard to draw the redheads.

[maedhrosiseverything2me]

Y/N:*Yawns*

Maedhros: yeah, being so beautiful must be tiring.

Y/N:*winking* well, then you must be exhausted:).

(maedhros becoming one with his hair)

#maedhros x y/n #maedhros x reader #maedhros #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #middle earth #silmarillion shitpost

[bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe]

Maglor, after strapping Elrond into a highchair: There we go! All nice and trapped!

Maglor: I mean secured!

#silmarillion #silmarillion shitpost #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion memes #elrond #maglor #kidnap fam

[frequentderealizationcore]

Hey guys so these are for my AU where Túrin has a gun and accidentally starts Dagor Dagorath for some reason then kills everyone Eru included hope you like it :)

#why am I so obsessed with turin and making him the most devastating thing Arda has faced #silmarillion memes #the silmarillion #silmarillion #tolkien #turin turambar #silmarillion shitpost

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

This took me daysss but here’s a condensed version of all Middle Earth books as

We Didn’t Start the Fire

Kanafinwë, Elenwë

Dorthonion, Manwë

Mordor, Númenor, Gondolin Falls

Barahir, Idril, Mîm

Rescue at Thangorodrim

Last Alliance, Valaquenta, Rohan’s Mighty Halls

Dagor-nuin-Giliath

Celegorm, Morgoth’s Wrath

The Fellowship of the Ring

Gil-galad is High King

Fëanor, Maedhros

Darkening of Valinor

Helcaraxë

Alqualondë

Namarië

Goodbye

We didn’t start the fire

It was always burning since the world’s been turning

We didn’t start the fire

No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it

Maeglin captured, Durin’s Bane

Pippin is the Shire’s Thain

Arnor, Bilbo, Celebrimbor, Noldor, Túrin

Rivendell, Samwise

Underhill disguise

Mirkwood, Radagast, Smaug, Húrin

Red Book of Westmarch

Wizards sent as old men

There and Back Again

Thuringwethil, Théoden

Doriath, Nargothrond, Finrod Felagund

Mablung of the Heavy Hand

Down goes Beleriand

We didn’t start the fire

It was always burning since the world’s been turning

We didn’t start the fire

No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it

Boromir, Bregolas, Nerdanel, Legolas

Aulë, Anduin, Misty Mountains, Bruinen

Beleg, Ancalagon

Galadriel, Ecthelion

Eärendil is a star, Children of Illúvatar

Frodo Baggins, Elwë, Beregond Eonwë

Carcharoth, Faramir, Aredhel poisoned spear

Turgon, Goldberry, Pelennor, Teleri

Grey Havens’ Shipwright

Bombadil Barrow-wight

We didn’t start the fire

It was always burning since the world’s been turning

We didn’t start the fire

No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it

Lórien, Haleth

Indis, Minas Tirith

Elwing, Déagol, Silmarils, Sméagol

Nienor, Thorondor, Caranthir, Gildor

Treebeard, Fingon, Melian, Daeron

Arwen, Celeborn, Boromir, Gondor Horn

Trouble at Amon Hen

Glorfindel lives again

We didn’t start the fire

It was always burning since the world’s been turning

We didn’t start the fire

No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it

Kalimac, Lúthien

Annatar’s back again

Dúnedain, Elros

Helm’s Deep, Rauros

Shelob, Tulkas, Vinyamar

Doomsman of the Valar

Sharkey in the Shire, Narya: Ring of Fire

Isildur, Erebor

Wormtongue, Durin’s door

Haradrim, Draughlin

Nazgûl, Éowyn

Elves departing from the shore

Beorn, Third Age Post-War

A Elbereth Gilthoniel

A tiro nin, Fanuilos!

#everyone is obligated to tell me their favourite line #call this the real noldolante #peep merry’s real name #my proudest moment #yea i used boromir twice #tolkien #we didn't start the fire #billy joel #silmarillion memes #silmarillion shitpost #song parody #the silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #noldolante #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #silmarillion #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[stacytea]

* a random day on Balar island, 8 a.m. Círdan: *walks into Ereinion's room Círdan *softly: get up already, lazy child Ereinion *mumbles into the pillow: how can you sleep-shame me like this

#the silmarillion #silmarillion #cirdan #ereinion gil galad #gil galad #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion shitpost #silm incorrect quotes

[wordbunch]

Me thinking about Finrod, 2023, colorised

#The silmarillion #is this anything #the silm fandom #silmarillion shitpost #silmarillion memes #Finrod #finrod felagund