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Charlie: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Neil: *raises hand*
Todd: *puts his hand down*
Cameron: You need a hobby.
Neil: I have a hobby!
Cameron: Fawning over Todd isn’t a hobby.
*Charlie dies in a game with ships*
Knox: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Knox: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Neil : Legend has it that Charlie still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Charlie: Of course I do.
Pitts : WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Pitts : I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Meeks: I did?
Pitts : Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Meeks.
Pitts : *walks away*
Meeks:
Meeks: They're gone Knox.
Knox, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!
*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Todd: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Todd: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Cameron , to Charlie: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Charlie!
Cameron: Todd, gather the others. We need to have another Charlie-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Meeks, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Todd: Grey.
Knox: Grey.
Meeks, turning to Charlie: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Charlie: Dark white.
Meeks: I have a question.
Cameron: Shoot.
Meeks: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Neil: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Cameron: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Meeks: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Neil: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Charlie: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Neil: Charlie is not allowed to talk anymore.
Knox: You know you can die from that, right?
Todd: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Neil: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Pitts: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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I had my "carpe diem make your life extraordinary" moment today.
It wasn't anything grand, I cried so hard that I got a migraine and then puked all over my floor first thing in the morning because I thought my cat who was heavily pregnant died while giving birth (she's alive guys dw her first two kitties died but the last one was a survivor). I then said fuck it and canceled the registration for my entrance test for which I took a year break and have been preparing since last year (I never wanted to do that but my parents insisted I do it and I could not disobey them) and then I went mountain climbing, got dizzy and tasted blood in my mouth, met an old lady on my way back she was nice.
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Janus Estuaries Vol. 3, 1.13.24
“Last Chance"
Today is the last chance you will have
To experience today
Tomorrow it will be gone
Replaced by some likesame imposter
Remember, oh lord, remember
Cling to it, today, like a lover
Too soon it will be gone
As death do us part
A new day will start
But that day is not today
Never again will it be
That way
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