#shut up jasper

[thefinalmessenger]

the urge to make chibi tarlia and yul assets for this godforsaken website

#shut up jasper

[pure-egotism]

Let’s do another poll!

#mine #poll #shut up liz #twilight #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black #alice cullen #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #jasper hale #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #twilight saga

[keepthebeanscool]

value study with the lovely mariah <3

#obligatory “she’s so pretty” because she IS and i CANNOT shut up about it #mariah rose faith #starkid #jaspers art

[notafraidofstopping876]

Random observation

I've been binging Jasper Hale x reader fics and ninety percent of them have Jasper calling the reader "darlin" and I could not freaking love it more. I don't know if y'all had a meeting and decided this was canon but I will gladly accept it.

Shut up I have an unrequited crush on a guy who reminds me of Jasper and this is getting me through it

On that note, Jasper x reader writers keep up the good work!

#jasper hale imagine #jasper hale #jasper whitlock #jasper whitlock hale #jasper x reader #jasper hale x reader #jasper whitlock x reader #jasper whitlock imagine #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight saga x reader #twilight x reader imagine #shut up deb

[biperhart]

i love ignoring the actual issues with henry danger. like let's be real, we all know I don't give a fuck abt that. it's nickelodeon. "what would you change about the show?" I feel like henry could've been more of a loser. that's it. thanks.

#“ray was a horrible person” “problematic humor” “no continuity” #“it wasn't made for 25 year olds and despite knowing that from the start I'm mad about it because I'm unhinged” #u can all shut the fuck up 😍 #if it had all of those things I genuinely do NOT believe that it would be a better show #idk fam #hi I'm talking #Henry danger #Henry hart #ray Manchester #Jasper Dunlop #danger force #Charlotte Page Bolton

[crabussy]

I love being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who

#osdd #did #system #HAVING A TIME EVERYONE #listen I fucking love my headmates but i fucking hate the constant confusion of identity and feeling like everyone can’t live a full life #and I love the wonderful conversations we have and the comfort of having the ability to leave any situation to someone better suited to it #but I hate not being able to walk away from fights or having a lack of privacy #and I hate how the others get so uncomfortable about looking in mirrors or seeing the body etc i’m really upset for them #but I love FEELING the joy radiate off sunny when someone mentions her to me and I love hearing jasper and phoebe bicker like siblings #and I love playing goddamn board games with these bitches #like man I wish I didn’t have goddamn trauma and dissociations and confusion and discomfort #but this is how I exist- how WE exist and I have a right to love how we experience the world #that’s enough tags haere ra motherfuckers #robin shut up challenge #syscourse blogs dni #please and thank you!!

[justcyclingstuffs]

he looks so happy YOU DESERVE IT BABY YOU DID GREAT

#jasper philipsen #no i won’t shut up about this #never

[tackledkey]

*posts old man yuri for two obscure characters* is this anything

reblogs appreciated!

#psychonauts 2 #jasper rolls #psychonauts jasper rolls #psychonauts 2 judge #psychonauts judge #psychonauts enemies #had to change the design of jasper's booth so that the judge could perch up there for a smoochy #is this anything to anyone #maybe i should get my carbon monoxide detector checked but also. jasperjudge. you see it #i just think they have chemistry. well read well dressed middle aged men who have a whole love story in my head for them #tumblr user vallxlkzal did a drawing of them chatting and it got me thinking. so vallxlkzal. thank you #i have a crackship now and i will never shut up #psychonauts

[birdclowns]

wip game

ty for the tag @lemonlyman-dotcom 💕💕

Rules: Share a random line of text from your current WIP or a part of dialogue from one of your characters. Do not give any explanation or context, and see what your followers think. Then, tag a few friends to keep the randomness going!

The screen cuts to black, and all that's left is Carlos' horrified expression staring back at him.

tagging; @inflarescent @thebumblecee @mooshkat @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @reyesstrand @heartstringsduet @bonheur-cafe @cowlos-reyes @welcometololaland @louis-ii-reyes-strand @sanjuwrites and you 🫵🫵🫵🫵

#911 lone star fics #🤫🤫🤫 #fic; your gentle hands are stained with the blood of anothers #if you saw me post this w/o tags shut up #jasper writes

[0wllight]

hi sorry i'm so indecisive so i decided to redesign my pokemon s/i LOL. still same deal he's still a former contest idol. i simply just made his design gayer LMAOOO

(s/i uses he/him pls!)

taglist:@knightsvampire@edencantstopfallininlove@1980ssunflower@pkselfship@gible-love-nibles@wooboomoomoo@alolanwind

#my post #my art #s/i: jasper #dont ask me how his outfit works #its um. a mystery #lMAOOOO #POKEMON DESIGNS BE LIKE #ky shut up #ok to rb

[bitchkay]

Jasper loves flirting with Violet and Violet loves shuting him down

Like a game of cat and mouse, back and forth, push and pull

I dont know if I'm waiting for them to fight or fuck what's going on

#Violets the president of the Jasper hate club😤😤 #will throw dirt on his name at any opportunity #next to never says his name outright infavor of some iteration with spectacles #and literally damn near horrified when she finds out mc and Jasper are a thing in fact she thinks its a joke #Violet often expresses blatant distrust towards Jaspers especially with his behavior towards women #yet still they respect/trust each other and their abilities if not only for work and have willing spent time in eachothers company #what prompted this? #one of the recent short stories #i find alot of their interactions make up of Jasper flirting/teasing Violet and others of which they actually work really well together #and are actually friendly towards each other rather than trying to one up the other #in this short story Jasper is flirting with Violet(no surprise there) and admits this #and unlike other times where Violet condemns his flirting sometimes yells at him #in this she doesn't shut down his flirting at all if anything shes more after his motives for flirting then the flirting itself and smiles #in her retort #every day in more and more convinced of Violet and Jasper having been involved at some point and i believe my ideology is spreading #court of darkness #violet muller #jasper lane

[ginwhitlock]

9 for edward, 10 for emmett, 54 for jasper, and 65 for all the 3 boys if that's cool :)

Of course, thank you for getting back to me :)

9. (romantic) Favorite way to be touched? Edward's a big hand/face person. You see it with him and Bella, him and Carlisle, him and Esme (at least in my mind). I think maybe it comes from his musicality, the way he always is relying on his hands and his mouth (that sounds dirty I'm sorry) to get out whatever he's feeling, couped inside his head all day. From that comes this wish to be touched, the gentlest of slights, against his brow or his cheek or his knuckles. A soft whisper of a touch, but strong enough to monitor that they're there.

10. Something about their physical appearance they're embarrassed about Emmet's nose is crooked. See-- he's never cared about his size, he knows hes big, he likes that hes big, it makes him intimidating in a way thats entirely truthful from the way he fights to the way he dances, so size has never been an issue with him. Now his face is another story. He takes pride in a lot of things that may make other men pick at themselves, and most things show he's survived, the little marks that still haven't faded after decades of playing life with a rough hand, but when he was changed, everything "imperfect" about his human body washed away in the tide of venom spit and blood. Except his nose. The one he was born now, the off kilter attribute wasn't created by some force of fist but rather a handed down genetic bread basket from his mother, the only real feature he ever got from her, which only makes him a little guilty to admit that he wish the change would've knocked it straight to suit the rest of the "perfect" lines of bone.

54. Are there any emotions they struggle to experience? This might be an odd take, or just straight canon deviance, but I don't think Jasper feels guilt. Like. Well. I think he's felt it, of course, lets hope he has to an extent, but of all the emotions that staved him off from drinking from humans, guilt wasn't one. Fear, anger, hatred, terror, pissing pants emotion, sure. Guilt. No. He gets the sticky tacky treacle molasses syrup-y kind from Edward and Esme and Carlisle all the time, the kind that sticks in his throat and slides down his crystal stomach and tries to heave dryly into the sink. Its a sort of infection, a disease that takes over his whole being for long states, but its not his emotions. Its theirs. He did horrible things, in human and vampire life, but hes almost two hundred years old, he has no guilt for the faceless nameless things he was burdened by god (or the devil depends on his day) to drain for sustenance. It is regret instead, that plagues those days.

65. What does their laughter sound like? (this is my favorite of them I like thinking of my boys happy) Emmett's laugh is like the sound of a large tree limb falling in a full forest, every sound stopping in its abrupt wake. It is like the sound of a ball in an oak barrel, rumbling around each slat as it turns and turns and turns. Emmett's laugh is all consuming, trapping everyone and everything around it when it happens, and it happens often. Like your grandfathers laugh, like a father.

Edward's laugh is like a boat sail being drawn up, thin and white and brittle like rope swinging in the wind. It slices through people, through the air, like a note on his piano. It's almost always from a sharp intake of breath, as if it surprised him to hear it.

Jasper's laugh is a gristly thing full of fat and timber. Its like smoke through the air, soft and patterned, with no distinguishable path. Its warm, until its not, and then it feels like ice shaking around your skull, a tightness overtaking your bones. But most of the time, in the good hours, it is like a blanket of fog, with a compressed sigh, as if he is unimpressed with whatever he found funny in the first place.

#this is a good one thank you #ask game #shut up adrianna #emmett cullen #jasper hale #edward cullen

[donttalktomepleaseilldie]

I just realised my character type is where if you ever met them you’d look them dead in the eyes, and just pull them into a hug where you just hold them onto your chest and protect them from even a fly landing on them just for a while. you just look at them and go; that bitch has issues. they need a hug. and you would?

Like I’m sorry the world is so cruel to you, let my arms be a brief island in your sea of troubles my dear

like move everyone else I want a hug with them

this is probably for everyone but I feel sometimes I get too attached

Also the same characters that you inflict pain on the most?

the shit that hurts the most is the lonely characters. The ones craving affection and never getting it. Those are a twist to the knife and I stand by them

#sherlock holmes #professor jasper tempest #Kaz Brekker #Kaz Brekker would kill me #percy Jackson #Harry hart #alastor (hazbin hotel) #you know I think my type of character is just branded with: issues on their forehead #like creators are just like: ah. They’re fucked up. They’ll get loved by somebody #That somebody is me. Hello. #the more trauma the more I love them #that’s cause I relate #crowley angst #Loneliness #Wilson rambling #I’m sorry #Wilson talks #(And never shuts up)

[playgirlpontius]

WHAT IF I STARTED CRYIBG

#OHHHH GODDDDDDD #ehren peeking out of the corner next to dave… #also the second pic was a gif but I couldn't save it JASPER DID A LIL JUMP IN IT OT WAS SO CUTE SHUT UP #im insaaanee I'm craaaazy #jackass #dave england #danger ehren #ehren mcghehey #preston lacy #rachel wolfson #zach holmes #jasper dolphin #dark shark #jasper!! #zach!! #rachel!! #dange!! #dave!! #preston!!

[rowanthefierce]

Lessons to be Learned - Ch. 4: "Sandy Shores"

Beach volleyball tryouts are on!

In this chapter, Jasper plays volleyball for the first time. Guest starring a whole bucketful of Quartzes and also Pearl. Who's making the team this semester?

#lessons to be learned #steven universe fanfic #su fanfic #jasper steven universe #jasper su #rowan speaks #this chapter is the longest one bc i don't know how to shut up sometimes #wrote a whole bunch of OCs so there was the correct number of players #and also literally drew a tournament style bracket on the back of a to do list to map the games out

[whcwashe]

Which Tragic Greek Lady Are You

Kassandra. darling kassandra. first it was your brothers, then your city, then the rest of your family. cursed by the gods to watch everything burn twice, to never be believed, to see doom a mile away and have to patiently sit and wait for it to arrive. you sang your own funeral dirge, there was no one else left alive to care. there is no apology, no redemption, no last minute aid for you. you lived and then died alone, all the while singing a song that no one could understand

Stolen from: @talentforlying

Tagging: NO ONE JUST DO IT

#ooc #shut the fuck up I have made this comparison in my head a MILLION FUCKING TIMES #Liv as a tragic prophet #because Jasper was always doomed to be a tragic prophet and doomed Liv in turn #okay BYE