#shut up im not drunk

[bruciemilf]

i raise to you peter b parker jokingly flirting with bruce JUST ONCE, and even asks bruce advice for feral babies. LEMME TELL YOU, MIGUEL? MIGUEL'S FUMING.

JEALOUS MIGUEL JEALOUS MIGUEL JEALOUS MIGUEL JEALO-- the funny thing is, he RARELY has a reason to be jealous. "Of course I'm worried, have you met yourself? You're a great guy, and a great father, and you're so nice and funny it's disgusting."

Peter B has a hand on his chest, "You...You really think that--"

" I'll break your fucking jaw."

#HIMMMM #peter b and bruce are besties #LEMME HAVE ITTT #miguel says the only reason peter b is still alive is bc may may shouldn’t be an orphan #peter: oh yeah? it has nothing to do with you drunk calling me one day? crying while saying im your platonic soulmate-- #miguel: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP #bruce isnt any better hes jealous of lego spiderman #SPIDERBAT NATION RISE!!!!!!!

[perfectly-clear-from-here]

if life was perfect there would be a tranquility base hotel + casino film. send post.

#like cmonnnn #just imagine #paranoia and bittersweetness and overwhelming urgency and 10 minute long shots of alex turner just smoking a cigarette in the bar #the choatic 70s decor against all that liminal space #AND THE ARCHITECTURE SHOTS OH MY GOD THE ARCHITECTURE SHOTS WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL #and that undercurrent of pure unease going through the whole thing where everything just seems *off* but nothing is uncovered #and the soundtrack would be obvious- #along with that weird beeping thing in the 4 out of 5 mv #an entire scene about the bittersweetness of pictures of friends on the wall that arent really friends anymore #it all just feels like a dream youre about to wake from #all the extra characters would be sickingly charming with an edge of just pure confusion #cant forget the homoerotic undertones #i need to protagonist to get halfblind drunk and stumble about in the dark of a backroom of a bad dream #i NEED mark sauntering about answering the batphone and doing that mad twirly thing with the line cable #i NEEEED miles kane to be in every single fecking scene #i need lola and jeany and lizzie and all the other names in the tracks to have their own wee choatic monologues #i need- to just shut up and open another script document #at this point im just taking notes i might aswell start writing the bloody thing #is my obsession showing yet? i sure hope so. #GO TO BED NOVA FOR CHRIST SAKE #tranquility base hotel and casino #tbhc #tbh+c #arctic monkeys #my post

[foreversaba]

in case anyone worries that I just said I've discussed walrus fairy with my partner for two hours, it's not a fight discussion, we're just two autism-bained academia suckasses and we LOVE getting into long profound discussions, and right now is "how the fairy/walrus dichotomy of humans reflects their stances on religion (my argument, I vote walrus) and ultimately proves how dangerous thought patterns lead to the prevalence of scams (his argument, he votes fairy)

#everyone in both families is always so thrilled that we found each other to finally leave the rest of the family members alone #one day if everything goes wrong in our lives we can always start a podcast lmao #neither of us shut up ever and I love us #im tagging all posts about this with #walrus fairy poll #so that I can bring this up to friends later at parties hahaha #oh my god this subject and our drunk also debate-freak friends are going to fuel HOURS #like Im gonna say possibly twelve? #once at a party him and one of our friends stayed up ALL NIGHT discussing with a religious bloke who believed in miracles #and by all night I mean the party ended and I had to sleep over at the homeowner's couch because they talked until the sun was up #we arrived there at like 10pm and we left 8 the next morning #and the discussion was not over #so believe me fairy walrus is gonna last FOREVER #They've spent 3 or 4 hours last time discussing the effectiveness or harm of farmers killing snakes out of fear

[goodomens-girlie]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿SCOTLAND🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿FOREVER🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens show #crowley #good omens fandom #aziraphale #neil gaiman #crowley x arizaphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens edit #scotland #scotland forever #Scotland till I die #im Scottish #crowley and i should be friends #drunk crowley #crowley shut up #crowley cosplay #good omens crowley #drunk confessions #crowleu #crowley x aziraphale #crowley good omens #aziraphale and crowley #crowley is so cunty #crowley is burr #crowley is #crowley is a simp #crowley is so gender #crowley is a snake

[reignof-fyre]

"I'm ready to support [insert character's] war crimes!!!!!"

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST war crimes do not exist in the feudal society hotd is set in nor do child brides for the LOVE of fucking christ stop applying 21st century morals and laws and reasonings to a fucking MIDDLE AGES FANTASY I am INFURIATED I just want to enjoy watching team black slay without fucking team green muppets whinging about laws and concepts that DO NOT EXIST IN WESTEROS SHUT THE FUCK UP thanks

#anti team green #anti team green stans #pro team black #medieval societies did not have child brides #nor the geneva fucking convention shut up #anti alicent hightower #pro rhaenyra targaryen #pro daemon targaryen #anti aegon the usurping rapist drunk #anti aemond kinslayer one eyed psycho freak #anti helaena im a dreamer but the coming civil war may happen

[andorerso]

Cassian Andor is THE male character of Star Wars

#or perhaps of all time #sorry im drunk and i just love him so much #shut up sissi #cassian andor #my number one

[the-patrex]

Is this too much too ask??? no its not....

#im drunk my bad babes #shut up patrex

[a-wynterwonderland]

I don't CARE what you guys say the Hunting Dogs belong to the found family trope, this is the hill I die on.

#im drunk shut up #i just saw the new opening and im having Those Thoughts #give them the happy ending they deserve asshole #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #hunting dogs bsd

[skin-slave]

Rip to the founding fathers. They would've loved Doritos.

#weekly reminder that they were in their 20s and mostly rich and drunk a lot #the way ppl treat the constitution like the bible is weird and kinda gross #look at this inerrant document that def applies to the modern world seamlessly #im js if they got beamed here from the continental congress to 2023 they wouldnt be in dc #theyd be in florida begging women with body hair to do jello shots and saying shit like #look at that wagtail i wanna spend a night in her custom house #and its a simple game john if youve done what they say you sluice your gob #and look at the double jugg on that chap... no molly #and ive never been with a black woman i didnt own #and its just ridiculous that theyre deified #the founding fathers wouldnt stand for this #bruh the founding fathers would immediately eat 7 edibles and die of dehydration on rule 34 dot com shut up #uhhh *24 im not retyping that shit lol

[tryinganythingtobehappyagain]

I'm a sapphic woman desperate for rep you too

#personal #stranger things #that 90s show #fuller house #ryan and shane #what i like about you #glee #i need more sapphic #pll #hannily #greia #gweia #faberry #elmax #im gay shut up ily #also im drunk #degrassi #zoe x maya #rilaya #malvie #emma x manny

[kedsandtubesocks]

God I love Gojo and I’m going to say it forever now

He’s annoying and he’s not the type of character I would ever go for but he’s one of my favorite characters now because of how complex he is and how much he makes you work to understand him

he’s brave, he’s a menace, he’s so damn strong and cares with his entire heart and carried the weight on his shoulders and I can’t even deny it any more he’s my forever guy

#Im about to go to Epcot again and had to sit down and try not to cry after seeing the leaks #in my heart he’s here and we’re about to go get drunk #I feel like my soul has left my body #Erika shut up tag

[rise-my-angel]

Sorry if I'm spouting stuff unwanted in your ask box. But I had a deep brain thinky moment and I thought "at least with reader inserts we admit we're inserting ourselves into the story". A lot of "shippers" seem to ship because they've projected onto a certain character, and they themselves want to be with another character (who often gets watered down to a very attractive slab of meat with little to no will and/or personality of their own). So of course, prime example is Jon with his choose your own poison girlboss, but I've seen it in some other areas. Of course there are some genuine attempts at investigating chemistry between characters out there, but it's often the most viciously toxic ships/shipping communities that I notice this sort of self insertion. Of course I could be assuming things and/or judgemental but it's just a theory I built up after years of observing.

No, you are right on the money. (Rest under a read more because gods be good have my opinions on shipping and shippers in fandom gotten me some anon hate before)

It's why certain shippers tend to be very aggressive in their defences, because they have seen so much of themselves in a character they feel like you are judging them for a real relationship they are in. Refusing to see character flaws as a fundemantal aspect of who that person is, beacuse they don't want to relate to someone like that, so they invent a vision of this person that they have to defend beacuse they won't admit they related to a bad person.

It's a slippery slope to project so heavily onto a character in a ship you like. Beacuse you end up refusing to see them as dynamic people who are more complicated then their relationship and that relationship ends updefining them as a character. Example, I ship Brienne and Jaime but I also don't look at either of them as someone I relate to on a personal level. I'm also fascinated with both of their separate stories and greatly and think those separate journeys are what makes their intertwining moments so intriguing. But if I were projecting myself onto Brienne, then I would end up acting as if she was always perfect and her entire story revolves around a starry eyed Jaime who only lives for that relationship now.

Jon has such a bad treatment by his shippers, beacuse so often he winds up being that slab of meat for the other party. I know some people have joked "well about time its a mans turn" but the point is no one should be given the arm candy treatment by fans. Man or woman. Jon is such a footnote in Jonerys dialouge beacuse ultimetly he serves her at her beck and call with little agency. Because Dany is the one they see themselves as and thus molding Jon into their perfect partner means serving the worst aspects of a girlboss character, meaning stripping the complex agency of their romantic male interests. Same with Ygritte, people see her aggresiveness and sass and think oh my god shes me, and totally ignore the actual text on the page/proof on screen that Jon's time with her isn't happy or romantic. But they want to see themeslves in Ygritte's spitfire personality so badly that they refuse to see Jon as anything but a willing puppet for her enjoyment, beacuse they want the advantage of being her and having him.

Honestly most Jon ships have this problem, and it's partially why I don't ship him with anyone, and i actually ship very few characters with anyone. My time in the Pedro fandom I was infamous for disliking popular ships and a lot of it then too was seeing people projecting onto the female to a point where their interpretation of the character was just not what was on screen.

Casually shipping is fine, again I love a good analysis post about Jaime and Brienne, but like you said. At least with reader inserts, I'm telling you it's you. I'm telling you it's me. You know the reader acts that way beacuse it's who they are and it's not forcing them to be something their not just to force that character to be relatable to you in particular.

Jonsa, Jonerys, Jonrya and Jongritte suffer from this problem greatly, and during my time in the pedro fandom Mando and Omera, and Joel and Tess also were major sufferers of this problem. The male becomes meat for the superior female character beacuse you want it to be you and it being you forces you to turn this person into someone they aren't and this it strips the other party of their agency.

The males now only exist to be relatable arm candy, as opposed to reader inserts which do the work to find a way to make the reader fit into the existing world around them organically.

At least I'm being honest. I write Jon Snow x Reader fics cus I want to fuck Jon Snow, I'm not pretending like I just really like Dany and thats why I ship it. No, they're a terrible couple, but at least I'm honest about my self shipping. I don't have to lie about my intentions.

#shipping is fine #but blind defensive shipping for certain characters turns very toxic #i got a lot of hate during tlou airing for critizing tess as a love interest for joel and its was always people who wanted to relate to her #so they got mad at me for critizing the on screen dynamic beacuse it felt now like i was attacking you as a person #your not tess im not critizing you so shut the hell up and let me speak my opinion #jon is just such a slab of meat in every ship of his #i literally think tormund is the only character hes shipped with where he still gets to remain as a unqiue individual #cus no one who wishes they were a bad ass bitch girlboss relates to the wild drunk lumberjack vibes of tormund #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #jon snow #anti daenerys targaryen #anti ygritte #anti jonerys #anti jonsa #anti jonrya #anti jongritte #anti sansa stark #anti targ stans #i love when i have to do 800 anti tags otherwise every jon shippers gonna send me to the gallows

[the-m0th-king]

Me, like ten episodes into season one of Metalocalypse: Oh they are SO dating each other

#damn it toby #metalocalypse #i've seen clips over the years but only recently started watching the show lmao #am I referring to a specific ship? #no i am not they're in a polycue now #like if I HAD to choose a ship I actually really like swisgar x toki and nathan x pickles #but those are like the most popular (that I see) ships #so thats def influencing it #murderface is at least bi if not gay and VERY in the closet fr #there's no way that man is straight hes def got internalized homophobia going on #I say they're in a polycue cause I think murdertooth is actually really cute tho ngl #also i'm highkey kinda buzzed/drunk rn so if this sounds incoherent thats why lmao #catch me fist bumping with pickles we're both drunk irishmen who are trans #idk if it's canon but pickles is trans in my heart #yes this is largely because I saw the headcanons and im running with it shut up

[hoodiedeer]

every winter i think about when i was in elementary school and it would snow a LOT, and our playground at recess had this like big hill next to it, and it would get so much hard-packed solid snow we would always carve out a few slides in the side of it to go down and it was so much fucking fun, and then it got to the point that we had like, slides where someone had scooped out a big chunk in the middle to make a big drop, and our teachers would eventually get mad but it would be so fun. and i remember it becoming a big mess where there was like 10 kids going down at once on this track with a huge drop and we all piled on top of eachother and i yelled at some kid for landing on top of me but id totally go back and do it again. i want to experience that again. and that was like 15 years ago now so with climate change i dont know the chances but i hope maybe theres still a chance somewhere the snow gets thick and heavy enough for some kid to still experience that before winter break

#sorry again im still drunk and thinking about. Snow #shut up green

[bubblyernie]

literally every single one of my ocs (who are dudes, or masc-leaning) are the most doofy-aaaa boyfriend ever. like without fail i don't think i can even write a guy who, regardless of composition and personality, will turn into the most stuttering man-loser the second he's confronted with the sheer beauty/levelheadedness/competency of his boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/whatever

#rereading old rps with friends and im seeing a Pattern #highlights of like a 3 second stammer ending with “I'm Drunk” while being so red faced man forgot how to Breathe. ill let you guys guess wh #another example is the most dude bro grrr biker gang 5ever Dante whos like SHUT tHE FUCK UP I'm gonna go visit my girlfriend >:( teehehehe #or milo 'whoopty doo here comes the goo' mason kicking his legs and twirling a phone cord when charlie is within 10 miles of him #its an ongoing trend and its so funny to me #alphonse can be a smartass 24/7 but the second he's flirted back with he's like a puddle. ESPECIALLY if its his very platonic wife who he's #like HEHEHE im marrrIIIeeeEDdd i had a huge crush on my WIFE thats so embarrassing hehehe #bros 7'6" hes got big dog energy #biddley too but in a subtle way i promise #even DUPONT whos not even IN a relationship he's a single father but the mother of his children he's so like #yes MAAM at her #skimpy little bastard and his wife whos taller than god #anyway end of post #oc #ocs

[lovebugism]

me pretending the horrors aren't kicking in

#im losing it tonight fellas #wee rant feel free to ignore heheh #i'm secluding myself bc i'm sad but i can hear my roommates having fun without me downstairs #and now i'm More sad about that even though i could literally join them at any time #and i'm stressed about driving tomorrow bc everything's covered in snow #but i wanna be home for my mom's birthday bc i know she'll be sad if i'm not there #i am Not doing well but i drunk to much caffeine to go to sleep #now i just have to suffer through the horrors until my body shuts down <3 #shut up bug