#shut up Ly

[unusual-ly]

I was just out with my mum getting decorating supplies for her shop and found Nibbly’s heaven

I didn’t think till we’d already left that I should get a lollipop since I’m thinking of cosplaying Nibbly but they should have these in stock till Christmas so I could always go back *^*

#unless i can figure out how to make one for cheaper #NPMD #nerdy prudes must die #Hatchetfield #nibblenephim #nibbly #shut up Ly

[chenqingssuibian]

broke: xue yang is a jin bastard

woke: xiao xingchen is a jin bastard

bespoke: song lan is a jin bastard

#obviously none of them are. but wouldnt it be funny #if jin ling's 500th uncle. was the guy his nightmare babysitter blinded muted murdered and mindcontrolled for eight years #and by funny i mean horrifying #personally i think xingchen deserves lan baby status. hes just so tall and pretty and strong yknow #if xue yang is anyones baby hes chang cians. just seems like something mxtx would do if giving xue yang a daddy was on her mind #song lan just spawned. obviously #the great thing about unexplained backstories means that i can make anyone a bastard! :D #i need something to entertain myself w at work okay #just imagining the look on jgys face upon hearing that Giant Man is his brother. he wouldnt be able to contain the rage #song lan #sl #mdzs #cql #the untamed #shut up ly

[grandwretch]

where is the fake dating au where like Steve is like well Eddie couldn't have killed Chrissy because he was with me that night. we were together :) until he had to go home and find the body :) and everyone is like uh and he's like having sex btw :) and the cops are like yeah man. I fucking guess he was? bc who is going to fucking lie about being gay in hawkins indiana 1986

like just imagine fake dating to establish an alibi and also eddie was not consulted on this beforehand suddenly steve is in the interrogation room like its going to be okay baby I love you so much and eddie is like YEAH. COOL. what is happening rn

#shut up az #steddie #I hate that the Duffers were like yeah there's no way for Eddie to beat this charge like #motherfucker??? what do u imagine crime was like in the 80s #whole ass serial killers were avoiding getting caught on the goddamn daily #have u considered fucking lying #there's not exactly cctv!!!! #the fucking family video probably doesn't even have tape

[vaguely-concerned]

bashir got so lucky in falling in impassioned surprise-simpatico homoerotic what-are-we-ness with a dude whose species considers mutual monologuing for hours at a time a love language. 'not only do I not want you to shut up; I in fact wish to join you in never shutting the fuck up. please tell me more of your thoughts on this subject so I can explain to you at length why you're wrong <3'

#similarly I guess garak got real lucky falling in love with someone who takes his constant lying as enrichment in his enclosure lol #garashir #star trek #julian bashir #star trek ds9 #ds9 #it's the autistic dream (your obnoxiousness and strangeness is not only accepted but a cause of joy to someone) #apparently long elaborate soliloquies at the drop of the hat were one of the writers' hallmarks for the cardassians fhdskjah #just a bunch of fascist lizard theater kids who will not shut up

[saltycryptidz]

"miguel is the villain spot is the villain miles himself is the villain" no youre all wrong the REAL TRUE villain of atsv was that bitch ass school counselor lady

#ma'm was SO out of pocket calling them a 'struggling imigrant family' #and also None of her business to 'your sons lying to you' #SHE LITERALLY ADMITED THAT SHE DOESNT KNOW MILES AT ALL #miles couldve been hiding Anything #idk as a queer person who was nearly outed and had to Beg the school counselor NOT to tell my parents when I was 15 #hit too close to home in the Worst Way #none of this is /neg i still fuckijg love this movie #miles shoudlve hit Her with a bagel #okay i shut up now #atsv spoilers #across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse spoilers

[hydrosovreign]

Neuvillette giving Furina her vision is such a huge deal because the order of Teyvat established by the usurpers can't claim her so to speak.

I don't mean this in a kink-like fashion at all. I mean this as Neuvillette protecting Furina from Celestia in a way.

Don't even get me started about how the moment he regained his authority he goes ahead and hands out his first hydro vision to Furina.

#pay me for my silence on neuvillette and furina #8000 dollars a month #for 8000 dollars a month i'll shut up (lying) #neuvillette #furina #genshin impact #neuvifuri #focallette

[butchmartyr]

wild as fuck how trans men on here can openly and flippantly accuse random innocent trans women of being pedos to drum up moral outrage against them quickly, and when people start to point out that hey, that’s insane, she’s never done or said anything like that, these shithead dudes are like “well she said something racist too or is into incest or raceplay or something else that’ll stick despite not being on any of her blogs so it’s like whatever” and then their audiences are just like ohhh ok and everybody forgets and forgives the blatant pedojacketing while keeping the fury of it after being mollified by whatever progressive sounding idpol they shit out. disgusting!

#newsflash: even if someone is literally racist it’s still insane to smear them as a pedophile! you are fucked! #like you motherfuckers are literally just lying because you don’t like people and want them socially downed #just using the idea of pedophila as a rhetorical bludgeon to shut people up and it’s disgusting. #it’s like clockwork. every time they get called out for this stupid pedojacketing they move to racism #sometimes it’s there and sometimes it isn’t but. WHY ARE WE FORGETTING THE PEDOJACKETING? #you can’t just say that shit about people! #sasha speaks

[jettorii]

Hobie being the biggest raspberry ler feels right to me-

YOURE SO RIGHT FOR THIS.

#spiderverse tickle #ler!hobie #lee!pavitr #tickle art #tickle fanart #jettdoodles #jettbox #casually puts in my own hc as an addition where pav babbles a shit ton because. anticipation #and hobie tells him to shut up and gets him anyways LMFAO #anyways ly grace. watch your back #grace :]

[astralzeraphias]

he has a minigun now

#megatron #maccadam #transformers #pinkatron #i’m sorry @ ms splendid for only spending five seconds w/ u as my pfp…… i blame this on god #‘megatron should be a tank’ ‘megatron should be a helicopter’ shut the fuck up . he has a mini gun now . #anyways . i don’t think him turning into a gun is stupid . i think it’s funny #hasbro please let him turn into a minigun i promise i won’t be weird about it #(<- is lying) #gunatron

[zombvibes]

People will try and shit on susie x noelle like this didn’t happen at the end of the ferris wheel scene???

#zombvibes never shuts up #zomb’s dialogue boxes #deltarune #deltarune susie #susie deltarune #deltarune noelle #noelle deltarune #suselle #susie x noelle #noelle x susie #remember kids! lying is bad unless it’d be funny to do so!!! #(i am lying) #in b4 anyone assumes anything i like suselle!! #i also just like lying a little bit… /joking #like i said on twitter if this gets a lot of notes i’m so sorry….

[unusual-ly]

Ok NPMD might be one of Starkid’s best shows ever, and at least in terms of the songs, it’s my favourite Hatchetfield instalment. And the human forms of the Lords In Black…! Their song!!! \^^/ That was the best part tbh

The little cameos from Ziggs, Gerald and Barry were perfect as well

I already loved Steph/Pete in Nightmare Time, I only love them more now~

I’m slightly disappointed that Grace is now explicitly shown to not be asexual, but I’m gonna keep headcanoning her on the ace spectrum, probably grey-ace if only for the pun :)

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #NPMD #Hatchetfield #Nightmare Time #shut up Ly

[chenqingssuibian]

oh also. the bus stop cat was there this Friday and she ran across the crosswalk to me when I called for her. she graced me with two pics

you're welcome

#cats #shut up ly

[wingedcatgirl]

so this post is going around and it's total misinfo because he actually did "do this for" all those. they-very-much-did.jpg

credit to @stirdrawsandreblaws for calling out the lies and @keastaroni for putting the links together but i'm reposting rather than reblogging because they added it as a reblog and i do not want to interact with the op of that post (a quick glance at their blog suggests that they're kind of an asshole)

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#words from me a kity #i guess i have a politics tag now #if people yell at me for not hating biden hard enough i will block them. do not test me #i also dislike biden but lying helps nobody's case #'oh then are you trying to claim biden is perfect' no. shut the fuck up with false dichotomies

[riickgrimes]

#daisy jones and the six #djats spoilers #djatsedit #sam claflin #billy dunne #daisy x billy #televisiongifs #usertelevision #uservix #usergeorgette #mine and only mine #no you dont understand #i won't shut up about this #i just kinda love this bc it's really not just him lying to camila #like he's really lying to himself #he's in such total denial abt the immediate connection him and daisy share #which is 1000% fair with his promises to camila #but it's just like HNDGNSK #***

[masterbaiting]

remember when versailles came out and george blagden was playing king louis xiv of france and les mis tumblr was chomping at the bit climbing up the walls they were like imagine you are this drunken green son of a fuck grantaire in love with a man who is in love with the revolution and you wake up hungover in the dirty streets of paris with memories in your head of being the sun king, of building a glittering palace

#i didnt care for it then but now im like. i get it. reincarnation aus are compelling and this one particularly so #^okay no i did care for it i found my tags on the post i remember sorry for lying #les mis #grantaire #enjoltaire #versailles #canal+ #george blagden #louis xiv #shut up ulrike #popular

[heartslobbf]

one thing about me is i am always thinking about utena wordlessly limping and crawling past akio towards the rose gate, pushing him off her and letting herself fall over when he tried to catch her, and getting back up all over again and only crying out 'himemiya' when she finally reaches the gate. like.. her ragged breathing throughout this whole sequence... her shoving akio away shoving her hand in his face whilst he's still talking, telling her it's all pointless.... and she lets herself fall over and she gets back up again all by herself and it's just like. ohhhhhhhh. ohhhh. possibly my favourite sequence in the whole show. who else crawls to the heart of the world bleeding pure love which the mechanism cannot bear. sorry for never being normal about that palace perspectives quote

#im lying im not sorry about that #its THEEEEE quote ok. of all time fr fr #rgu #shut up daisy