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ki-flor · 1 year
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Mike Wheeler has just fallen down the stairs at the met gala
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k1ttnz · 6 months
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Cosette in jean valjeans coat
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thatonechocogirl · 1 year
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i watched brother bear last night (the nostalgia i got holy) and it made me want to draw the bros again
and this is what popped up 🗿
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twistedtalking · 7 months
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Ellooo
In honor of a recent writing project can I request...
(spins wheel) Kalim
(throws a dart) Epel
Anddd (inserts a coin in a claw machine) Malleus...
How would they react if they were locked in a closet with the reader? (Canon! or optionally romance if you wanna)
"Oops, I guess we have to play 7 minutes in heaven~"
-Nigel
sorry for the wait!
Canon:
Kalim: sure! Come on, let's go to treasury already! Why? For the magic carpet, of course! We can't fly without a carpet. We're gonna play in the skies right? we can't play cards on a broom, silly. Should I bring my drums? Can we bring Jamil? Maybe we should invite Lilia too! And Cater!
(Yuu: slow down, Kalim)
Why? We only have seven minutes, Prefect. We got to hurry if we want to make it on time for the parade.
(Jamil:
Kalim, that's not-
never mind.)
Epel: Game on. "Seven minutes in heaven"? Is that a city game or sumthing?
Ahem. I mean, is that something you play often, Prefect? How exactly do we play?
K-kiss!?
I-I suppose I could do that, 's long as I can take the lead. Try not to smudge my foundation though, else Imma get an earful from Vil.
Malleus:
Seven minutes in heaven? Is that a new past-time for the children of man? I suppose I could give it a try. Go into that enclosed space? Alone? With you?
(Sebek: How dare you try to harm young master-)
*malleus gently pushes Sebek away*
It sounds like a very interesting human tradition. I shall partake in it.
(Sebek: But Waka-sama-
Lilia: quiet, Sebek. this is an event our dear Malleus shouldn't miss.
Silver: Father, what are-
Sebek, shouting and crying: LILIA-SAMA NOOOOO
Lilia, with a guitar: Can't you feel the love tonight~)
Annd he said cast your burdens upon me, those who are heavily laden. Come to me, and I will give you rest
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turkeyinnovember · 9 months
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Do you get déjà vu?
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which I guess implies that Ivan committed another murder, out of jealousy of Curt’s height?
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mitigatedchaos · 4 months
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Socialists like, "I'm anticapitalist." (against guys owning production equipment)
Degrowthists like, "I'm anticapitalist." (against production equipment existing)
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troubletofu · 4 months
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altheadajoysoul · 2 months
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Imagine getting tickled couldn't be me - Grian
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RICKY, WHEN I CATCH YOU, RICKY
RICKY, WHEN I CATCH YOU, RICKY
RICKY, WHEN I CATCH YOU, RI--
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oh-shtars · 22 days
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I’m just now realising late that @annymation had kidnapped Sueño in a “sack of potatoes” and well…..
Sueño is….claustrophobic…..
Like….very….claustrophobic.
His genuine reaction to being contained in any sort of small space is:
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…….
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Shoutout to @kstarsarts for helping me get him back I guess
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hot-dog-tumbl · 2 months
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help. i’m out of ideas.
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ki-flor · 1 year
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What Jonathan was thinking as he stood at the door
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~the reality of if Julie switched with Sally~
Julie: hey...uh you!
Frank: who exactly are you talking to?
Julie: well the uh...uh...what's the word again?
Julie: hey bug person!
Frank: I HAVE A NAME YOU TWAT
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thatonechocogirl · 1 year
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*proceeds to do a whole cartwheel*
it’s ok no one got hurt
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@something-was-here @dunno-why-im-here-either @why-am-i-here-someone-save-me
@ashesoffinality
I DID IT PEOPLE! I DID IT
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I'M VENTI
(and i touch grass but that is less of a W)
But I did it!!! I overcame (some part) of talking to people! And met a lotta cool people!
(the rest you can go edit it for a meme lololol)
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(can't find alcohol and dies)
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:venti_de_fallen:
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devotedlydarkcrown · 4 months
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guess the bojere moments:
1. 🥰😮🥹😍😮
2. 🙁💛🍺
3. 😏🤙😎😎
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