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“I Can’t Do This…”
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You messaged your loving boyfriend that you got done at work early and we’re headed to your apartment. Of course he was at the JYP building working on things with the group, but they all needed a break from each other after a frustrating new dance rehearsal.
Minho saw your text and was dying to see someone else’s face besides the rest of SKZ.
He texted -‘Come workout with me. I need to blow off some steam.’
Being the spectacular girlfriend you were, you changed your route to head to him. He kept a spare outfit in his locker there for when you needed one.
You replied -‘okay here I come!’
He smirked at his phone and decided to wait for her on the first floor by the elevators. He spent the next twenty minutes or so replying to Stays on Bubble. Talking about nonsense with them was already a great sigh of relief.
As soon as you got into the spinning doors you waved at security and they let you through, already having talked to you a hundred times before.
You stopped in your tracks. Who the fuck told Minho he was allowed to look like a Greek god just sitting there on that bench? The way his lower arms flexed as he continued typing on his phone was enough of a problem already. But add to it the right black shirt and your favorite sweat pants?! This was going to be rough…
“On second thought, I can’t do this…” you sheepishly grumbled to your boo, who hadn’t noticed your arrival until those words left your mouth.
He smiled back at your nervous face. “Do what, kitten?”
You walked a few steps closer, afraid of what stunts this man might pull if you were writhing arms reach. “Workout with you.”
“Oh. Why not?” He put on his best pout. Playing pretend that he didn’t know what he had done.
“You know why not! The things I’ve seen you do in those sweats… I won’t be able to focus.”
He stood up and sauntered over to your body. He looked down and whispered, “I never specified how I wanted to workout. And anyways, you already told me your were going to cum, so I plan to follow through with that statement.”
*gulp*
If we were a racha, what would we be?? 🧐
@lyramundana @2chopsticks2eyes @sweetracha
I choose YOU to add to this!! ♥️
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injuries-in-dust · 2 years
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Alien: My human won't talk to me. They just act mad at me.
Councillor hologram: Can you think of anything you may have done which could have annoyed the human?
Alien: Nothing. We've been getting along very well for as long as we've known each other.
Councillor hologram: Perhaps you did something without meaning to. Talk me through the events which occurred prior to the human being angry. Maybe I will be able to detect where a possible mistake occurred.
Alien: everything was normal. I woke up, prepared breakfast. My human awoke, we talked, and suddenly they seemed angry at me.
Councillor hologram: perhaps it was something that was said. What did you talk about?
Alien *shrugging*: I didn't say much, they were the ones doing most of the talking. They were telling me about an unusual REM induced vision they experienced.
Councillor: humans call them "dreams."
Alien*nods*: Yeah, that's the word. Well, apparently, they dreamt that the two of us were getting prepared for a space-walk. Then the version of me in the dream told them something like, "I'm breaking up with you." And then proceeded to push them out of the airlock before they could put in their EVA suit.
Councillor hologram: Apologise!
Alien: For what?
Councillor hologram: for what you did.
Alien *shocked*: but I didn't do anything.
Councillor hologram: but your human dreamed that you did. You need to apologise for it. Bring some of their favourite human treats. They will forgive you, in time. They will accept it was a dream, eventually. But first, you need to apologise.
Alien: but that doesn't make any logical sense.
Councillor *nods*: is that not the definition of "human behaviour?"
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msue0027 · 9 days
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the life expectancy is getting longer and longer. dw is a sci-fi. both in reality and fiction we wish for a long life in good health, quality and dignity. just checked, average life expectancy in the uk is over 80 years, and 1. it's been rising for years; 2. we need to remember that it's 'average'. (yep, that demographic would lead to working longer but it's a topic for a different time.) there are and will be even more advanced technology and medicine. yes, we cannot cure some things right now but who knows what remedies we will have in 20, 50, 100, 250 years?
and jack harkness comes from 3000 years into the future. am i that mistaken to assume that life expectancy could be much longer in the 51st century? for example, idk, 200 years? (and even if i am, it's sci-fi and my headcanon.) (not that this man would ever live to that age, not with his life-style.) what i'm saying is, maybe being 180 isn't that weird for people from that time period, weird is not aging a day. oh, and not-dying over 1000 times. that for sure.
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thisonesock · 1 month
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Sad Headcanon.
I wonder how many times Lucifer wanted to take his own life, but then decided against it at the last second? And nobody would have noticed :'(
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big-low-t · 3 months
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I see the beauty in a bee
I see the beauty in the moon
I see the beauty in a tree
I see the beauty of a view
I see the beauty in the sea
And I see the beauty in you
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I see the beauty in so many things
That is plain to see
So why can't I see the beauty
That resides inside of me?
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spideyhexx · 2 months
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y’all I want Sej’s dick right now :(
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ladyzamos · 9 months
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I has question for all the Nathan lovers. In your mind, do you imagine that Nathan was physically more of a late developer or more of an early developer? It's fascinating to imagine either. Suddenly bigger than all the other kids in his class, being singled out as 'the biggest' kid that other kids want to pick in to prove their toughness, so much more adult-seeming that the average kids are scared of him. Or maybe it was the other way. He was just a little guy until puberty hit him like a runaway pickup. Going from the small quiet nobody to all this attention heaped on him, being hounded to join the football team in high school, girls suddenly following him like a magnet when he'd never had to deal with anything like that before.
In the flashback to his elementary classroom, he was on par with everyone else, so maybe you don't think either scenario fits with his personality. Let me hear your thoughts if this sparked anything for you. Do you think Nathan shows characteristics of physically developing either more early or later than his peers?
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ccs-selfship-blog · 4 months
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Raggedy Ann
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♤I had fun drawing her, and I love how this turned out. Plus, I drew her cause I drew her brother, and I didn't want her to be left out. Also, I know they way I draw clothes are possibly trash, but I am learning.♤
♧- Might try to draw Babette next♧
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hypn0wh0r3s · 5 months
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you ever go back through your unanswered asks and get so horny you gotta put your phone down? nah no I haven't either.
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xandz89 · 3 months
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Do you ever just choose not to sleep at all just to avoid something happening at some point during the day and so the longer you stay up the more time you have to yourself and ability to avoid it
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Going to throw up over people's greed. There is too much wanting in the world. Wanting from the rich and wanting from the middle class, unnessisary things that are leading to so many people suffering both now and in the future. At best my baby will be 25 when the world is supposed to be out of fresh water, though more likely 21. I want to puke. I brought someone into suffering. I want to puke. I want the rich to die for the fate they've chained us to but I have no means to protect my baby. Maybe a solar flare devastating the grid will actually save us. Please, Solar Coronal Mass Ejection 2024, that's who my vote is for. Even if I'm use to technology I can live without if it means no more water waste to go into clothing. Clothing. So much clothing. In and out in and out in and out. So much clothing waste. I pretend to be okay but it's not, it makes me want to scream at the donaters. Don't you see what you're doing to our planet, and your mental well being at bare minimum. Clothing clothing clothing so much. Too much. Aggghhhh. People don't believe when we say in my line of profession that people waste so much. Hoarder houses all go in the landfill too because its all been treated so poorly. People need to learn but we won't, we'll die. I want to puke. I want to puke so bad.
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psilocybinsagittarius · 9 months
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Wanna b friends ??? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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brooklynbubbles · 2 months
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Drinking = crying
But why?
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gardeniacat · 2 months
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Me when my delusions of love get so intense that I feel like I'm in a real relationship and deeply miss them even tho I am alone and always has been:
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olsenmyolsen · 10 months
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I will never not smile when I see hers 💛
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theragekage · 3 months
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reading comment sections here is like doing homework. my little pea brain doesnt have enough power to process all these big ass words
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