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tom-bakers-scarf · 8 months

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Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief

#had a tumblr moment out in the wild #goncharov #it sent me into shock #plus it was under ‘collectibles’#started questioning my own sanity Jesus Christ I started wondering if someone on here had fucking narrated it and it had somehow reached #this tiny little village shop #the book itself is oblomov by Ivan goncharov btw

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radiance1 · 9 months

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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

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Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #pariah dark #john constantine #The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons #both for different reasons #But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background #Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons #Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream #Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money #He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way #He is rich rich #Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair #Don't ask him how just ghost logic #They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them #Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do #Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out #It does work #But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with #And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King

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celesse · 7 months

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It's time to get spooky! 🍭🐈‍⬛🧡

The Whiskers & Wonders collection is now available! Featuring Trick-or-Treat mystery wood standees, stickers, and a new witchy kitty shirt design!

Preorders will run for about a week before I have to cap numbers and get the orders placed 🧡

Get them here!

#halloween #cats #black cats #spooky #spooky season #vintage halloween #void cats #shirts #standees #wood standees #parade of paws #whiskers & wonders #shop #merch

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salamispots · 4 months

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squid 👀

#wip #:O #bold of you to think I wouldn't draw a starry seas version of giant squids mhjg #also gohggg rip to the anon ask I got a while back wondering if I'd open another shop besides inprnt #very belated answer is yes >:'D #slowly been uploading stuff to a threadless shop #squints #face/head still bugs me a little probs will be different next time yall see this #runs around doing three completely different things at the same time

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great-and-small · 1 year

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No other way to say it but I am a huge slut for museum gift shops

#they’re a place of wonder and torment #because I want everything but am too broke 😭#funny #museum gift shops

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khelinski · 2 years

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#shop of wonders #islands of adventure #universal studios #book signing #\m/#me #localarticles boutique

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vyl · 8 days

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This reminded me so much of the way Neil got ahold of his keys and how he traced them again and again because it meant he belonged somewhere. Jeremy getting Jean that first shirt was proof he didn't have to conform anymore. He had someone to rely on. Y'all I'm crying

#aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #jean moreau #the sunshine court #jeremy knox #all for the game #nora sakavic #lgbtqia #found family #i know what you are #i know he put that shirt safely #i wonder if he watches it sometimes when he's alone #i need more shopping spree sessions with jean and everyone #he's so much better at it than neil's impatient ass #protect him at all costs #bookblr

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satans-knitwear · 3 months

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Blue Valentine 💙😘

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#Bit fancy for a tuesday innit Tuesdays #Or fancy tuesday. But also! Fantasy tuesday. And the beginings of my valentines 💕💙#This set was a gift!! I'm always so excited and grateful to recieve such wonderful things!!#And this dress and tiara were from the new charity shop in town!! £7 + £2!!! I knew they'd be perfect for a fancy tuesday #satans knitwear #I have never watched the movie blue valentine and I probably never will. So the term is mine now and I'm gonna make it delicious #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #pretty lingerie #Lingerie reveal #Blue lace lingerie set

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lpsotd · 2 months

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todays littlest pet shop of the day is ... poodle #39 !!

#i wonder if anyone will understand what i'm referencing #maybe it would've been clearer if i did number 2007. maybe #or the blue rabbit #either way. :3c #poodles 🐩#lps #littlest pet shop #kidcore #toycore #y2k #2000s #toys #early 2000s #2000s toys

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cosmiado · 3 months

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can we please take a moment to appreciate the absolute BANGER of an ep that is s2 e4 Barf Bum Movie Men. the Piss Shop intro. the anagram generator shenanigans. Sherwin Touchie, Dookie Mo Oil, and our FAVORITE beloved boy mr Unworthy himself. ELYSE GUESTING AND BEING THE FUCKING FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. pissfoot gumtoucher origins. Scary's tummy ache origins. "i can handle anything. riding a horse broke my hymen." Taylor writing 'sExxxx Drippins' on his backpack. Elyse guesting. "cant you even tell what's wrong with my face?' 'all three boys look up at her face for the first time." LOU BEGA. the battle between Beth and Anthony over what the horn sounds like. trumpet acid. the popular kids have secret entrances and also a horse stable. did i mention Elyse guesting. truly one for the history books if i do say so myself

#took me until i listened to the Teen Talk to realize the title was an anagram for Mambo Number Five but thats also so deeply good #i absolutely think the piss shop intro is one of my all time favorite intros its so so good #SCARY TAKE THE KELLOG KNIFE #they had a wand o wonder. i got a wand o wonder. then our bages went off TIME TO BRING THE THUNDER!!!#IF YOU EVEN CARE!!!!#dndads #dndads s2 #barf bum movie men #hermie the unworthy #erica drippins #dungeons and daddies #sherwin touchie #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift (not that one)

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purplebehittindifferent · 6 months

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Yeah two years of sharing a body and hearing stuff might make ya a liiiiittle crazy…

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prev (ch2finale) / next (ch3 pilot)

#art #my art #fanart #deltarune #reconnecting #Reconnecting comic #Reconnecting vivi #Vivi #gmb_l #C-#reconnecting C-#Recconecting gmb_l #Poor Vivi :(#After this she built her shop and waited for the chance that the gang would arrive #Your probably wondering “oh purple #Vivi started as you deltarune sona didn’t she?”#Yes yes she did.#You can conspire how ViVi’s predicament may relate to mine however you like but I ain’t tellin ya #dr #Oooooh the doctor forgot to wipe their memories ooooooooo #I’m sure that’s not gonna come back to bite him #And I’m totally sure that jsut dumping 6 souls into one body wouldn’t create an awfully powerful boss monster #Who could have seeeeeennnn thatttt #He’s very smart #And also very dumb #Again interludes just one part so next is ch3 #Prunpplee says “pain and suffering”#In a sing song voice #Ya still wanna marry Vivi???#It’s a package deal

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sunspinecity · 2 months

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its so crazy that staff was like "yeah we're adding the grand exchange shop to fix the rampant issue of ancient gene clutter!" and we were all like "yay!" and then they just. didn't fix the issue of clutter in the marketplace. which was what we all actually cared about. And now it's to the point where i've been camping this mp with 5 min timers for (no joke) the last 9 fucking hours trying to find Secondary Gene: Striation (MODERN) while every ancient variation has stocked plentifully and often. and when the next ancient inevitably comes out next month it's going to get even worse. like. Man.

#sometimes i wonder if they even play the damn game bc if they did they would realize how bad the mp is rn. ''chime they have personal accs''#then why haven't they fixed this if they know. Like do they know. DO THEY KNOW? I dont know im going fucking insane rn man. 9 hours.#fr #flight rising #ancients #chimechatter #it did stock finally btw sometime during hour 9. im good i dont need it anymore. but like. Nine fuckin hours for a single gene. insane shit #what is so hard about just stuffing all the ancient genes in the grand exchange shop where theyre always stocked & can have dom discounts #& then leaving the treasure MP for the moderns. i am demoralized.

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cybertwinke · 1 year

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