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[shmitty]

- the in- between -

Driving down the road

I look to my left there are children playing outside

A few seconds later to my right I see tombstones in a graveyard right behind the church

And I thought to myself

How odd

And to me towing this asphalt line between them

At a moment in time

Right on the cusp of spring

That there are literally blossoms amongst the dead gnarled trees

And me in the in between in every way

Me at 37

No longer young but not too old

In my spiritual journey

I may love and guide the living with teachings , thoughts and prayer

But I carry my dead in tradition and and memories and offerings

Seeing these symbols of time produced to me they all represent my past and future

I was once a child in my past newly budding blossoms into this world

And my future

The graves a cold hard symbol of what's to come like the trees stripped Barron from this existence

Yet also

The children are the future of my world what's laid here to guide it

And

My past is like the grave dead and gone and is no longer here

Most Buddhist teachings scream of be here now

In the present

But I ask you how ?

Where does it reside ?

Because even in meditation each breath I take

If you could see the truth

You'd see each one by the passing of each second

Each tick guides me closer to the future

And each Tock devolving me into the past

Crucified on the hands of a clock

But the center is where the heart resides

Its what keeps the clock alive moving

Like me

The space between

Inhale and exhale

Between

Thought and memory

Between

Winter and spring

Between

Life and death

I love for all I've gained

I long for all I've lost

- love addict -

#original #my words #my writing #-love addict- #poem #poetic #poetry #poets on tumblr #emotinal #shmitty #the in between

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

IT'S GAME NIGHT! How many TMP(2) minigame references do you see?

#Trivia Murder Party #Trivia Murder Party 2 #Josh Schmitty Schmitstinstein #Shmitty #Wrath #Lust #Envy #Greed #Pride #Despair #Red Herring #Alpha #Believer #Lovers #Muffin #7:49 am

[nexttrickanvils]

If you're still taking the writing prompts, 19 with plunderbunnies?

19. "You're the Love of my life, of course I came."

This uh... this got away from me.

Enjoy!

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It’s just Guybrush’s luck to get ambushed and tied up on his honeymoon AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY!

And it was just his luck that this happened right after he got into a very stupid argument with Elaine. Geez he can’t even remember what it was about…

Then again that could be just brain damage from all the blood rushing to his head thanks to being hung upside down for who knows how long.

It’s not like he’s letting these jerks get away with this. He’d been trying to swing himself over to something to take the ropes off. That sharp looking torch holder or even the flames from the torches. But that was easier said than done.

“Oi would you stop swingin’ around? That darn squeaking is driving me crazy.” One of Guybrush’s captors shouted at him

Guybrush briefly thought of swinging twice as hard to annoy the guy. Maybe he'd accidently cut him down to end the squeaking noises… or maybe he'd grab that flintlock on the table and shoot Guybrush in the head… so yeah let's not risk that.

The annoyed pirate turned to his buddies, “How long we gotta put up with this moron?”

“Told ya before, we’re holding onto him until we get a hold of King Andre. Sent out Shmitty and his bird to deliver the message.” Said who Guybrush assumed was the muscle and leader of this little group

“Apparently this bilge rat got on the King’s bad side by stealin’ something reeeal ‘portant.” Said another pirate as she gleefully poked at Guybrush’s head

Ah so that’s why. Guess Guybrush should have expected King Andre to not just write the diamond off at a loss.

Ugh by the time King Andre or his goon showed up to pick him up, Guybrush wasn’t sure he would be able to speak in full sentences.

If Guybrush could sigh, he would (the gag in his mouth kind of put the kibosh on that.) He couldn’t help but think of Elaine. She either hasn’t found out that he was captured or she’s so angry at him that she won’t bother helping him.

Honestly he couldn’t blame her on that second one. It wouldn’t be the first time he disappointed her.

Suddenly a loud squawking rang out through the cave.

“I thought you said Shmitty was gonna deliver the message? He can’t have gotten a response that fast!” Said the pirate who yelled at Guybrush earlier

There was a pause…

And then someone was thrown from the darkness and landed in front of the captors.

“What the!?”

Guybrush assumes from their reactions that this was Shmitty.

The leader grabbed maybe-Shmitty by the scruff on his shirt. From where he was hanging, Guybrush could see that the guy had seen better days… or any days at all if that black eye was any indication.

“What the hell happened Shmitty? All you were ‘sposed to do was send the stupid bird out.”

“We’ve been caught, boss! She knows what we’re doing and she’s real angry!”

“She? She who?” asked the annoyed pirate

The pokey pirate pointed a sword toward Shmitty.

“Shmitty, you blabbermouth, you ratted us out didn’t you?!”

“I swear I didn’t say anything!”

Another sound rang out, a whistle.

The four (and Guybrush) looked down the cave.

Someone stepped into the torchlight and Guybrush would recognize that bright red hair from anywhere.

“Elaine!?”

Indeed there she was, Elaine Marley-Threepwood, sword in one hand and… parrot on her shoulder?

She smirked at Guybrush’s kidnappers.

“Oh don’t worry, your friend was quiet as a mouse. His friend on the other hand…”

At that, Elaine took a cracker from a pouch on her hip and gave it to the parrot on her shoulder. The parrot happily gobbled the cracker up and spoke.

“Awk! To King Andre! Awk! We captured the thief Guybrush Threepwood! Bwak! See us in the big cave on the outskirts of Tackle Isle! Awk!”

“Animals can be so helpful when you figure out how to get along with them.”

From there it was chaos as the kidnapper leader dropped his buddy (who ran off as soon as his feet touched the ground) and he and the remaining captors charged at Elaine. The parrot flew off as Elaine immediately parried the first strike.

Between all the blood in his head and his position, it was a little hard for Guybrush to tell what was happening. But he refused to let Elaine do all the work herself.

Thus he began swinging again but this time in a different direction. Maybe he could swing himself off the hook and-

“OI! What’d I say about that infernal squeaking!?”

Before Guybrush could offer a (muffled) witty comeback, Elaine took the opportunity while the pirate was distracted and struck the back of his head on the back of the head with her sword grip.

Okay, one down!

Guybrush continued swinging just a little higher and higher each time. The pokey pirate backed up as Elaine overwhelmed her… just close enough for Guybrus to swing right into her and knock her to the ground. Elaine immediately struck her on the head

“Ha, I can always count on you to make the best of a situation, Guybrush.” Elaine remarked

Guybrush smiled as best as he could with the gag in his mouth as he continued swinging back and forth. He swears he can feel the ropes starting to come off the hook, just a littl-

And he nearly instantly found himself sailing through the air and crashing right on top of the Captor’s leader.

“Uh… hi there…” Guybrush muffled

The leader growled as he pushed Guybrush off and stood up with his sword at the ready.

“King Andre didn’t say anything about turning you in alive…”

Oh crap…

Wait maybe if he moves in a certain way, the guy would just slash his ropes or the knot or-

*CLANG!*

-Or Elaine could just smash some pottery on the guy’s head and knock him out along with his buddies. That works better actually.

Now with all of Guybrush’s captors either knocked out or far away, Elaine could finally kneel down and start freeing Guybrush. First thing to take the gag out of his mouth. Guybrush took a deep breath and spit out any remaining gag taste as Elaine started cutting the ropes with a knife.

“Are you alright, Guybrush?”

“Dizzy… head hurts…”

“Sounds like I’ll need to carry you.” Elaine replied with a bit of a laugh

Soon enough, the ropes were cut and Guybrush was free. Elaine helped him stand up on his wobbly legs and eventually picked him up into a bridal carry. With that done, she made their way out of the cave.

“Sur-surprisd you came...”

“You’re the love of my life, of course I came.”

“But… you wer preddy mad earle-er…”

“Well yes but every couple has their arguments right? I was actually going to apologize when I found out you went missing.”

Oh.

Between finding out that Elaine still cared and the blood in his head slowly going back through the rest of his body, Guybrush felt a little lightheaded but happy.

“I’m gld we married, plndbunin…”

“Hee, hee, I’m glad we’re married, too.”

#Monkey Island #OTP: Plunderbunnies #Anvil Writings #captmickey

[shmittysocker]

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ shmitty reference ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

#furry art #furry character #furry fandom #sfw furry #furry #fursonna #fursona #my fursona #digital art #art

[rollercoaster59]

Shmitty went to mit, I'm on good behavier...

[qjaiden]

shmitty kys ‼️

#trinketz trinket

[cookies-super-secret-blog]

In a brilliant moment of impulsivity, I drew a bunch of jackbox hosts

#yes i have headcannons #but those are neither here nor there #jackbox games #cookie masterson #shmitty #jackbox #jackbox tv #jackbox fanart #gene jackbox #weapons drawn jackbox

[gr8s0da]

I was kissed by an angel today

#sweet baby #i would die for this cat #cat #kitty #shmitty #shmee shmoo #mine #my post

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

(Mad Verse City robots fighting.)

Shmitty: "STOP! GIANT ROBOTS SHOULDN'T FIGHT!"

[REDACTED]: "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"

#souce: steven universe #redacted #REDACTED #shmitty #quiplash #tmp #trivia murder party #trivia murder party 2 #jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #mad verse city

[shmitty]

On my way to work going down hwy 31

There are 3 billboards and all 3 spark though, feelings and emotions

1.The first is a huge advertisement for Alexander shunnara big white ,red and black letters with his head in the corner I don't know what it is the fact of the look of him or that he's a lawyer and they tend to be crooked but his smile makes me uncomfortable and uneasy something about how there's manipulation hidden behind his clenched teeth

Hell he might be the most genuine nice guy in the world

But there's just something about it but it might just be me ............sorry Alabama

2. Secondly is an advertisement for elà mar which I think is like Botox which has a black or dark background with white letters and a gray scale shot of a young woman's face from her nose down to her neck it has been updated to show from her nose to her stomach it feels me with thoughts of attraction, affection, a primal connection between two souls it's been one of the one advertisements to cause me to recall the feelings of a kiss or a caress a light breath on your neck

It has only been that much more since they updated it

3. Third is a advertisement for light plastic surgery

With a smiling girl sitting in what looks like a lobby somewhere but the background is blurred so it's hard to tell the photo was taken around dusk right about the time the sun had gone down it adds beautiful contrast between the golden yellows of the interior lighting and the blacks and blues of the night she seemed to be in some age between late 20s to early 30s

I can't recall the color of the letters but I want to say white

This advertisement

Hits me with compassion,and sympathy a longing ache of pain thinking she's so gorgeous and pretty and wondering what could have been so bad about who she was originally that she felt she couldn't be happy unless she changed it

Who or what hurt her bad enough

To where she no longer felt beautiful

This happens every night one after the other on the way to work

Just thought I'd share

#original #my words #my writing #-love addict- #poem #poetic #poetry #poets on tumblr #emotinal #shmitty #3 billboards

[love-addict24-blog]

New art I call it the - good and evil left undone -

#art #drawing #original #color #mixedmedia #angel #my post #My art #Shmitty #Tumblr_artsy_boi

[dippedanddripped]

Lamb$ - "DIGI SCALE 2" Ft. J $tash (Music Video)

#J $tash #INSOMNIAC LAMBS #Lamb$ #Digi scale 2 #new music alert #Ohio hiphop #shmitty

[nightowlguestlist]

Pan-Pot w/ Julia Govor, Shmitty b2b JIA at Exchange LA – May 12, 2018

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#Exchange LA #Guestlist #Insomniac Events #Jia #Julia Govor #Pan-Pot #Shmitty #Tickets

[nathan-guitar62]

Saw Moth Wings, Brick+Mortar, and The Wrecks last night at the prophet bar; they’re some of the nicest, genuine musicians I’ve ever met

#gif #mine #concert #music #live #the wrecks #brick+mortar #rock #band #Weston #Aaron #nick #shmitty #bill #guitar #drums #moth wings

[rollercoaster59]

shmitty hores that's not

[risingsiren-blog]

Tonight 11.11.17 #umek #jaylumen #shmitty #durtysoxxx #tickets = bit.ly/2d9iFSj #guestlist text 747 227 4736 #edm #insomniac #insomniacevents #insomniacclubs #techno #losangeles #losangelesnightlife (at Exchange LA)

#techno #jaylumen #edm #shmitty #losangeles #durtysoxxx #insomniacclubs #insomniac #tickets #losangelesnightlife #umek #insomniacevents #guestlist