#shizaya for blacklist

[lumin-z]

time to play my favorite game! blocking people who put ship hate in the shizaya tag! haha, fuck you <3

#literally find something better to do #if hating stuff is your hobby youre a sad person #i will ship shizaya and you should blacklist the tag

[sachigram]

People still try to use "never going to be canon" as an argument? Who cares about that? Person should just blacklist shizaya and move on. The internet is a much more fun place if you curate it to your own interests than trying to police everyone else's

Eh, people are just dicks lmao. I think people send messages like that expecting you to get all huffy and defend yourself but like. I have better things to do. You hate Shizaya? Cool. Seems weird to follow me if so, but hey, y'all can do what you want.

#asks #anon #i'm p much a veteran at this point

[lunariday]

"you clearly see something wrong with it if you’re spending your time sending me a message." yes, i don't like izuo and i've already said that? "like, if you weren’t bothered, then you wouldn’t be like, in my ask box about it. "yes i'm obviously bothered by the fact you tagged a post that is about izuo as shizaya, what's not clicking? i don't care about what you prefer that's your business but that post is about izuo and it shouldn't be in the shizaya tag.

Imma just like

Make this clear

if you don't like Izuo then why do you like shizaya when it's LITERALLY THE SAME THING

Anyways, if you don't like it. Blacklist it.

I would be nicer but imo the way you came at me was very rude in your first ask so I don't appreciate the fact you're repeatedly coming to my inbox with like, idk, petty reasonings.

Next time you send an ask, just send it down to @nyanzaya I'm sure they would appreciate someone coming into their inbox to complain about fictional ships

Since you know

They tagged the shit the same as me

#outta here #i aint gonna argue with a nameless face #who can do better things than come at me and whine about izaya topping #which is fucking stupid

[nyanzaya]

the post was about izaya having top energy so it was about izuo. 'topping from the bottom' is still bottoming so that'd be shizaya. i can't blacklist izuo so i blocked the person and that's it,thanks for the nice chat.

Yeah, I get that. 

I think I’m just a little confused as to what you classify as Izuo/Shizaya but as long as you’re happy.

I get the vibe that, it would have to be Izaya getting it for it to be Shizaya, and then the opposite for Izuo?

If you are on mobile they did change it so that you can actually blacklist posts on there if you didn’t know. I think there’s even that on the desktop or you could get xkit for that too. 

#Our questions will perhaps; never be answered. But that's okay. I think? #;Ooc #Anonymous

[demytasse]

[Shizaya] All Things Considered - Ch 1

Summary: What happens when Shizuo uses Celty's party for Shinra as an excuse to invite whom he supposedly hates, while Izaya creates his own fun from the situation. 

Preview: After one interaction, Shizuo considered himself unlucky and desperately tried to replace that luck with anything that he could, but suddenly there was so much to consider. Vague swirls of mixed feelings, unnecessary connections to daily happenstances, nebulous definitions to what each sporadic meeting meant. He became obsessed with considering the root of their relationship, buried deep in fertile soil, in support of a surfaced weed.

Chapter: 1/5; Chapter Index

A03 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15924572

Shizuo was really only on pleasant terms with a dismal few. It was something that city dwellers often assumed upon first glance, as was it common knowledge among seasoned and nubile members of Dollars, thanks to a sticky-post of rumours atop the forums.

The near-thirty roughian had grown to appreciate his rather lone wolf lifestyle and regarded it as a blessing in disguise, the silver lining of his unfortunate nature. With little to no social obligations he was allowed his idyllic life of peace and simplicity. At least that's what he believed would come of his future, while his present awkwardly flirted with the dream.

Really though, Shizuo wasn’t entirely without people that weren’t an aggravation to him, more that the list was stacked fairly short. Even shorter were those he interacted with on a regular basis; and those few all fell within a web of eccentric friends and odd acquaintances, all mutually connected whilst baffling that they all belonged to the same group.

In short, Shizuo didn’t have more than two that were specific to him, and parents hardly counted… So that totaled to a underwhelming zero.

Hence, it came without a shock that all those friends of his were already invited to a party of an annual occurrence. Asocial event that was set to start in a matter of minutes, rather it was minutes grouped together in batches of sixty, as if anyone ever counted time in minutes unless it fell under an hour. Shizuo wasn’t even happy to constantly calculate that total, but his anxiety kept him to a countdown that added necessary pressure for a deadline that quickly approached. That and his current fixation wouldn’t allow him to consider how unconventional and inconvenient the method of telling time was.

As it were, Shizuo had started a war with his phone, in a continual raid of his laughable list of friends in order to find someone, anyone, that he could add to an already abundant and hilariously dysfunctional lot of partygoers. The task was near impossible and went alongside the party coordinator’s insistence not to, Celty being too considerate of Shizuo and his easily triggered bullheadedness.

In opposition, Shizuo felt it was his duty to go against her insistence with said bullheaded persistence; he too was overly considerate of his friend’s well being, which had him jump into chivalrous action once Celty mentioned she felt she’d already failed as a decent host.

They were a nervous pair, those two, that danced around their will to do right for the other, quite similar to a younger pair of individuals still donned in their Raira blues. Though the connection to Mikado and Anri would surely upset a certain obsessive doctor who’d appreciate any comparison other than a duo whose hidden romantic feelings for each other weren’t hidden at all.

But that was hardly a topic that Shizuo would ever humour, and certainly not presently as another sixty-six minutes had ticked by with only failure to speak of. He’d already been drawing from a dried well, but even looking beyond those of his friends he couldn’t even muster one that he didn’t consider a friend.

     ...Fuckin’ hell...

Of course that was a lie. There was a specific someone that he wouldn’t classify as a friend, yet he knew quite well...

      ...it better not come down to...

…a shared contact between the bodyguard and courier alike.

However their perception of the shared contact differed. Celty had long blacklisted the individual from her thoughts unless otherwise prompted, while Shizuo…

Maybe it was a bit more complicated than succinct, but essentially it meant that Celty hadn't even considered to invite whom Shizuo had.

And he most certainly had considered them.

A lot.

Too much.

Way too much.

In fact, the subject of Shizuo’s toil wasn't exclusive to the moment nor event, but a moment from a week back and at least several times since.

      No…wait...

It went back a month...rather a year. At least.

      ...err...

Really, it all traced back to their introduction. It was prompt and came uninvited, but Shizuo inexplicably fell into a pattern of constantly considering something of the parasite, to which he always forced the blame on the other, never himself.

After one interaction, Shizuo considered himself unlucky and desperately tried to replace that luck with anything that he could, but suddenly there was so much to consider. Vague swirls of mixed feelings, unnecessary connections to daily happenstances, nebulous definitions to what each sporadic meeting meant. He became obsessed with considering the root of their relationship, buried deep in fertile soil, in support of a surfaced weed.

And it had annoyed the fuck out of Shizuo for about a decade; his trademark scowl a consistent expression, almost a tattoo by now.

To which that regrettable tattoo now reflected back onto Shizuo from his dark phone screen, seconds in lag of its boot up. It’d been the tenth time he’d flipped open the battle-scared device to begin yet another monotonous scroll through his modest catalog of contacts, frustrated and desperate, eyes narrowed in scrutiny.

Nothing changed.

While he was a fool for hoping that something new would appear, a completely hopeless fool he wasn’t. He knew that a miracle wouldn’t magic up a solution for him.

It was just like he knew that another nervous assault of his fridge, door nearly pulled off its hinges, would still offer a distinct lack of his favourite brand of pudding, while presented with the same disappointing milk that he'd almost drank dry and an assortment of leftovers he’d brought home from tried and true fast food joints.

He groaned, as did the unfortunate door that he slammed behind him. His phone, however, was brightly lit and chipper in mock of him as it spilled a glow over his glum features, especially so when he focused on the current spot of his opened address book.

Each and every time he dug back into his contacts, the highlight of a particular name would have his thumb hover over the send button. Each and every repetition his hesitation grew a fraction longer before the clack of folded plastic jostled him out of his trance.

      ...that’s the last time.

The name in question shouldn't have been there at all, given that he hadn’t been the one to type in the aggravating string of kana, rather it was the work of a prankster.

     Tch...

A simple distraction, swift hijack, and a glint of satisfaction placed his first phone of many into the hands of a devious brat who typed so adeptly that Shizuo hardly knew it ever left his pocket.

For six years, eight different models, twenty destroyed phones, and way too many data transfers later the parasitic name of his foe nestled itself comfortably between those of his friends, while it stood out just like the asshole to whom it belonged.

Whenever he went to dial his brother, he was reminded of the jerk. If he needed to reach his middle school chum turned boss, that bastard came to mind. Perchance he needed a patch from his unofficial doctor, the antagonist was probably already mid-attack of his thoughts, but would stab with more gusto once the sparse list was summoned.

Eventually he’d built up a tolerance for the pretentious name, but still decided to edit the title to one that better resembled the prick.

It was a nickname that was familiar to his vocal chords and could’ve mistakenly pegged Shizuo as a pet owner with a rather unfortunate pest problem, so much so that he needed the number of an exterminator at the ready.

In nature of the unflattering nickname, that flea popped its way back into Shizuo’s thoughts to become a nuisance that only increased as time went on, yet he considered the pest as his inevitable solution.

Again.

Yet, fucking, again.

He wasn't even looking at the name and it still burned his cornea and unsurprisingly his temper.

     It’s his fault. It’s always his goddamn fault. Why is it always his fault!?

A reel of his arm nearly had him pitch his phone to the floor, just before he caught himself.

Shizuo’s deliberation had grown ridiculously long while he repeatedly paced the circuit of his constrained living room, his hand cramped from a tight clutch of his phone for roughly 246 minutes. Really, he wasn’t counting.

All he needed was a definitive yes or no: should or shouldn't he invite Izaya?

What little patience he owned had finally wore down to his nerves and pleaded help from his instincts. In light of his predictable trend, his gut lurched him into action well before he could weigh how much of a mistake it could be; more apt, would be.

He thumbed the send button and the phone obeyed.

     Shit… I didn't want to do that…Shit! SHIT!

Juggled between his hands the ringing of his phone bounced in surround sound before he got control over it, nervous to put the speaker up to his ear.

It was an accident, a slip of his thumb, a hiccup in his concentration, it was anything but a conscious desire. That's what he would tell the others in response to why he did it. As if anyone within his circle of friends would believe him. For that matter, no one familiar with the ongoing of Ikebukuro would be fooled by the half-baked cover up.

Because why wouldn't he just stop the phone call from going through if he didn't mean for it to happen? It was just as easy to make a mad jab against the red button as it was to hit the green.

Clearly he let the ring continue just to keep his pride intact. Not because he wanted to hear the voice that broadcasted from the district over from his own, and especially not because he wanted to hear it in person again.

Though all mad consideration stopped the second the line connected and forced him to initiate conversation.

   “Uh…”

He nearly ended it there, too dumbfounded to compose a sentence. It was a chuckle that inspired him to continue, and he'd be damned if he’d admit how kind it was to his ears.

   “...it's Shinra's birthday.”

#shizaya #izuo #shizuo x izaya #izaya x shizuo #heiwajima shizuo #orihara izaya #izaya orihara #shizuo heiwajima #fanfic #durarara fanfic #durarara #drrr!! #durarara!! #celty sturluson #kishitani shinra #shizaya fanfic #demytasse fanfics #shizaya all things considered

[fanatical-san]

I Have A New System!

As you may or may not know, I’m ‘renovating’ my blog a little. It started off as a simple batjokes blog, but has slowly grown to a multi-fandom blog, which I know can be quite annoying for those who don’t want to see random stuff on their blog. So, thanks to @king-of-comedy‘s wonderful suggestion, I’ll be tagging stuff on my blog (from now on; I don’t think I have the time or effort to go through every single post I ever had on my blog and tag it XD), so you can blacklist/filter out stuff you don’t want. Read under the cut for what tags I’m using, if it’s relevant to you, otherwise, keep scrolling and have a lovely day <3 <3 <3

Please note that I may forget to tag stuff with all these new tags sometimes! I’ll obviously tag all the usuals, like NSFW (although I don’t really have that sort of content on my blog?) and trigger warnings, but I’m adding these:

Batman

Batjokes

Brotzly

Dirk Gently

Drarry

Harry Potter

Jeddy

Scorbus

YouTubers

Dan and Phil

Thomas Sanders

Prinxiety

Logicality

Sanders Sides (no apostrophe!)

Troye Sivan

Bands (ie FOB/TOP/MCR/PATD etc.)

Heavy Metal

Damijon

Justice League

DC

Yuri On Ice (no exclamation marks!!!)

Victuuri

Otayuri

Big Windup (no exclamation marks!)

Abemiha 

Anime

Manga

Fierrochase

Magnus Chase

Solangelo

Heroes of Olympus

Percy Jackson

Trials of Apollo

Sherlock

Gotham

Malec

Shadowhunters

Haikyuu (no exclamation marks!)

Kagehina

Iwaoi

Daisuga

Asanoya

Boku No Hero Academia

Tododeku

Kiribaku

Bakutododeku (or some combination of their names)

Kiribakutododeku (”)

Durarara

Shizaya

Hitorijime My Hero

Super Lovers

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

Voltron

Klance

Disney

Fandom

Other Stuff

Asks

Jaywritesfics (for fanfics and fic requests I write)

Fic updates

Thoughts

Aesthetic

LGBTQ+

Signal Boost

Fanfic Writing

Reblogging for OTP

Canon OTP evidence

OTP social media

OTP AU

Amazing artwork

Reblogging for ___________________

Memes

I’m constantly joining new fandoms, so if there’s anything I don’t have a tag for, I’ll either update this list or just leave it XD As well as those, there are those other tags that I just randomly have and can’t completely remember, so yeah....

Thank you so much for taking some time to read this <3 love you all!

#batman #batjokes #brotzly #dirk gently #drarry #harry potter #jeddy #scorbus #youtubers #dan and phil #thomas sanders #prinxiety #logicality #sanders sides #troye sivan #bands #heavy metal #damijon #justice league #DC #yuri on ice #victuuri #otayuri #anime #manga #fierrochase #magnus chase #solangelo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson

[mizuta]

i queued 16 posts whoops

#jokertxt #don't reblog /// #thts wht happens when we cant check tumbo for a day #theres a flood of shizaya in there so blacklist it in advance

[akamarulover]

Whenever I see a blocked post and the tags are like:

#tododeku #katsudeku #kiribaku #klance #shaladin #victuuri #otayuri #kagehina #iwaoi #asanoya #shizaya #ereri #stony #destiel  

I know for a fact its gonna be a Bad Fucking Post and I feel blessed my blacklist caught it before I had to read it.

#about me #random thoughts

[itslevijoesa]

okay, so a few weeks ago I started tagging my posts because I feel a lot more organised and that’s nice. maybe there’s somebody out there who cares about those tags and wants to browse them on my blog, that’s why this post exists

(also btw this means u can blacklist shit and not go on my nerves bc you don’t like something I reblog, there is a tag especially for debatable opinions of mine that you should probably avoid if you’re butthurt easily just fyi)

info: I don’t list anything I’ve ever tagged here because sometimes I reblog a fandom or character about once in 10 years. in case you’re looking for something that isn’t in this list, look it up for yourself.

title of fandom = anything related to that fandom (= u blacklist the tag I use for the fandom -> u will not see anything related to that fandom from me anymore)

I ~usually~ tag in full words and full names (japanese characters 1. surname 2. given name, as in e.g. uzumaki naruto, not naruto uzumaki)

ANIME

naruto (new generation is tagged boruto)

team 7 : naruto | sasuke | sakura | sai | kakashi | yamato  team 8  :  kiba | hinata | shino | kurenai | akamaru  team 10  :  shikamaru | ino | chouji | asuma team guy  :  rock lee | neji | tenten | guy sand siblings  : gaara | temari | kankuro akatsuki :  itachi | deidara | kisame | sasori | hidan | kakuzu | zetsu | tobi | pain ame-orphans : nagato | yahiko | konan orochimaru | tsunade | jiraiya | iruka team taka : suigetsu | karin | juugo kabuto | oto quintet hashirama | tobirama | hiruzen | minato | kushina | madara other kage obito | rin | konohamaru zabuza | haku biju | junchuuriki

boruto | sarada | mitsuki | inojin | shikadai | chouchou | metal lee | himawari | mirai

kunoichi

sasuke x naruto | shikamaru x ino | shikamaru x temari | sasuke x sakura | naruto x hinata | sai x ino | ino x sakura | suigetsu x karin | sasori x deidara | minato x kushina

k | idol k | k stage play | gakuen k

silver clan : weismann | shiro | kuroh | neko red clan : mikoto | anna | yata | kusanagi | totsuka blue clan : munakata | fushimi | seri green clan : nagare | iwafune | sukuna | yukari | kotosaka | douhan

sword of damocles

fushimi x yata | mikoto x munakata

bungou stray dogs

armed detective agency : fukuzawa | atsushi | dazai | kunikida | ranpo | kyouka | kenji | tanizaki | yosano | clerks port mafia : mori | chuuya | akutagawa | higuchi | oda | black lizard | Q the guild | dark era

soukoku | shin soukoku

death note

light | L | misa | mello | near | shinigami | police force

netflix death note

servamp

sloth pair : mahiru | sleepy ash greed pair : licht | lawless lust pair : misono | all of love pride pair : tetsu | old child envy pair : mikuni | doubt doubt tsubaki | belukia | sakuya | ryuusei | the mother | world end | c3

durarara!!

mikado | kida | anri izaya | shizuo | celty | shinra | aoba | namie | kasuka | orihara twins dollars | yellow scarves | blue squares

shizaya

detective conan | magic kaito

conan | shinichi | ran | kogoro | ai | heiji | sonoko | kazuha | professor agasa detective boys | black organisation

kaito | aoko

pokémon

studio ghibli movies

CARTOON

avatar: the last airbender

aang | katara | sokka | toph | suki zuko | azula | ty lee | mai | iroh

the legend of korra

korra | asami | mako | bolin

korrasami

MOVIES

#tag masterpost #itslevijoesa

[tirediscourse]

@void-ghoul replied to your post:

I agree with the core point, but like, there's a lot of shit tagged for Shizaya that has absolutely noting to do with the ship bit is really funny. Blacklisting the tag is rarely a good option and, I can't stress this enough, not an option on mobile.

Actually, you can blacklist on mobile! Not sure how well it works, since I’ve never used it, but it’s an option. And you can also unfollow people, not go into tags on mobile, etc. I don’t know what fandom/ship you’re talking about, but if people are tagging incorrectly, you might want to message them and ask them not to, or you could sacrifice the funny content for your mental health if the ship is really not your thing.

#t: replies #void-ghoul

[lunariday]

i didn't argue about the ship, i told you not to tag it as shizaya since... it's not shizaya? can you even read? i don't care about your preferences why is that not clear? you keep making it sound as if im telling you what to like when i just told you to avoid tagging stuff improperly. stop having these 'triggered' reactions when no one insulted you or whatever you like, jesus.

You know what else is in the shizaya tag? Pedophilia and abuse being romanticized. So you’re telling me you’re okay with that stuff but god forbid I tag Izuo in the shizaya tag? Bruh, shizaya is in the izuo tag. Get over yourself.

Blacklist it.

Literally just it.

So please, again.

Send your angry messages to @nyanzaya, or you know, the other people who are tagging IZUO in the shizaya tag.

 I’m being petty because you decided to come to me and say something. I’m a petty person, I’m not gonna bend over backward for someone who can’t drop the convo after being told no in several different ways.

#be gone anon #literally you saying things just FUELS my pettiness #over a ship #like at first i felt bad #but then you decided to just keep on coming and coming #im srsly amused #Anonymous

[nyanzaya]

@kaedesan721 replied to your post “@kaedesan721 replied to your post: shizaya / izuo...”

You're right.I fully agree. Ultimately it doesn't matter. In JP fandom, seme and uke is very huge. In the west, we tend to focus more on the relationships, and I think that's why we tend to interchange the different ship names for the same pairing. But that doesn't give the excuse to say "you have to tag it this way." Don't like a tag? Blacklist it.

Yeah that’s what I heard too about the seme and uke being a really big thing in JP. It really is different here in the west for sure lol we love our relationship focused content! I definitely agree about why ships have a lot of interchangeable ship names. Personally, I think it’s whatever is easiest to remember? 

I have a pref to use the tag Shizaya but, Izuo is just as good too! And people should be allowed to use it after all<3 

The problem with tumblr though is you can blacklist it but :/ I guess if it’s on the same post it doesn’t actually work? The beauty of Tumblr.com I love this place. Lol I am but a simply RPer after all

#kaedesan721 #;Ooc

[nyanzaya]

i've already explained why and when i think the ship name used makes the difference. what is there to understand beside that? i can't blacklist it because a lot of art is posted with izuo tagged as well.

because the top’s name goes first? Is that right? I mean, if Shizaya makes you happen then Shizaya it is for you. 

If a lot of the art is tagged with Izuo as well, then, I mean, there isn’t much you can do about that sorry to say. Definitely best to just ignore it. That’s what I do since even if you block someone, tbh you can still see some of their content lol god bless tumblr

#;Ooc #Anonymous