#shitposting here

[blackbat05]

Plausible explanations for Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse delay from Oct 2022 to June 2023

In Sony’s creative room…

Team: We’re ready to finally release this to the world!

Someone: Wait! Don’t you think we should… you know…

Team: What, spit it out.

Someone: Make Miguel’s 🍑… more pronounced… after all it is the Oscar Isaac voicing him.

Team: … 👁️👄👁️ he’s a genius.

#blackbat rambles #shitposting here #and possibly high #spiderman: across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

#i said this exact string of words to esther last night shortly before falling asleep #and then i thought ''that sounds like a tumblr shitpost'' #and so here we are.

[smash-chu]

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

#shitpost #pot dog #pot dot #doodles #sites just remain normal challenge impossible #i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to #the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting #i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency

[jumpdriveproject]

#yakuza #yakuza 0 #pit bull #this is exploding on my twitter #so ill repost it here before someone else does #images link to the tweets #shitpost

[hippiedogs]

i dont know if the cheese was worth it

#this blew up on twt so ill post it here #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #falin touden #laios touden #fanart #dungeon meshi fanart #shitpost

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?

#this is the sort of observation I make here that people #go off and write their thesis about #so while I’m not expecting to be the first or cleverest person to say this #if you do use it as a springboard #tell me if you get a good grade ok? #I’ll be tremendously proud of you #like if you take a shitpost and use it to craft deep attentive thought on something important #I just think that’s probably the most noble use of a human brain #it makes me want to take off my hat and slam it to the ground in inexpressible emotion #it’s a cowboy hat btw #and I say something like GOLDURN IT THAT KID SURE HAS DELIVERED. #ok so don’t deny me this #especially if you correct me after a long research journey #GOLDURN IT THE KID IS RIGHT!

[defectivegembrain]

Me: Who are you when you're not consuming media?

DVD Eating Steve: Well I wouldn't survive long

#shitpost #i am not complaining about anything here i am just being absurd

[artseniccatnip]

is this anything

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #mob psycho #reigen arataka #this is an edit but i also drew a lot of this so im putting it here lol #shitpost #meme #they both have middle aged man who is a young adult energy to me

[chelledoggo]

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

#beavis and butthead #ornithology #birds #meme #shitpost #this is an old meme i made on twitter a long time ago #now i'm bringing it here

[ruizpizzaria]

"Drown yourself in the digital lake!"

as they should

definitely real tadc plot leak caine told me himself

edit : what the FUCK 18k+ notes holy shit guys thanks??!?

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc caine #tadc jax #out here living my best life #tadc zooble #tadc ragatha #memes #shitpost #art #fanart #myart #gooseworx #digital art #digital illustration #digital circus

[stabberghost]

#first tadc post here heaaayyy #I'll have some art out soon dont worry im cooking #scheduled post #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc caine #tadc ragatha #tadc jax #gooseworx #shitpost

[random-jot]

#out of touch thursday #out of touch #meme #shitpost #the simpsons #principal skinner #seymour skinner #out of touch meme #i'm sure i'm not the first person to make this joke but ah well here it is anyway #thursday

[punkitt-is-here]

#my posts #shitposts #its true. get outta here with that rubber forehead alien shit. thats just a normal ass girl most of the time.

[ananxiousgenz]

the weird thing about having a horror podcast as a piece of comfort media is being sad and going "you know what would make me feel better? listening to that traumatized British man read out people's deepest fears and horrible experiences! that will cheer me up!" and then it WORKS.

#listening to the dulcet tones of jon sims read about a man getting eaten by the sky #suddenly there is no more sadness here #the magnus archives #tma vague #tma #the magnus protocol #tmagp shitpost #tmagp

[guinevereslancelot]

hot singles with empty blogs in your area won't stop following you! you can't block them fast enough! it's too late! they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes... drums. drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark... we cannot get out. they are coming.

#getting sick and tired of these hot singles in my area..... #will staff ever do anything abt the pornbots i'm under seige here #lotr #this has been a shitpost #there is no escape from the hot singles #1k

[kaisumisucreations]

the lads go outside

#hollow knight #hollow knight ghost #hollow knight hornet #little ghost #hornet #the knight #kaisucreations #high effort shitpost who #please pretend the perspective makes sense #taking these pictures was a slight pain in the ass #hollow isnt here because i was too lazy to draw them