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aaeeart · 4 months
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Say something to make me wanna walk away
Treat me like a habit that you have to break
I'll stay lonely, you only wanna tie me up, me up, me up
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spellshite · 2 months
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I didn't expect to make yet another poll for this new run, but I'm undecided abt other things I'd like to try but unsure if it's worth it or not (ofc while playing if I see [things] doesn't fit the role play I'll change)
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pad-wubbo · 2 months
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Pokémon SMEGMA EMERALD
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A silly "romhack" I assembled with various rudimentary tools in one evening.
It's a randomiser/challenge/new species/shitpost patch.
Read the included readme for more details.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/lqq31tpswlw6mmot0x9jd/h?rlkey=7ukfr9lx2cc8341tqi8abmdp5&dl=1
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riverkath · 5 months
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Idk man, I was bored so I decided to pull up a random number generator and draw shit based on the numbers I got. No repeats or else I would’ve drawn Chet way to much somehow (that generator really liked 1)
Also Bailey (frog brother) came in as soon as I started drawing FCG. I told him about the other robots and we laughed at Pussy and it’s second… coming. I could’ve phrased that better. I won’t.
Also yes shitposts are funny, I can’t draw Mister.
I cant draw anyone tbh but hey I had fun.
Anyway, have the transcript under the cut if you can’t read my handwriting!
Orym: “How old are you?” Chetney: stopped counting ages ago
Ashton: “TEACH ME CHARISMA!” Laudna: “Ask Imogen, she’s also got 20.”
FCG: “Who was your favourite horse growing up?” Imogen: she’s gonna horse-perfocus now, get ready FCG.
Fearne: Didn’t get picked by the randomiser (I still love her)
Mister: “ooh ooh”
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grey-ear2-0 · 7 months
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▫️main: @grey--ear
▫️side blog for shitposting, game screenshots, reblogging stuff
▫️list of interests: games with weird lore, gay shit, maybe anime, the rest is randomised
▫️will vent and reblog sad/bloody/problematic etc things if i feel like it
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hopskipandarump · 3 months
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making shitpost pics for the p5 randomiser video again
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enemui · 3 years
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venti: ah, the eloquent cavalry captain kaeya in my poetry class? i’m honored~
kaeya: roses are red, violets are blue, you destroyed my homeland, bitch fuck you
venti: 👁👄👁
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toddreblogslotf · 2 years
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Eric: I think I can safely say, I’m over my fear of ghosts!!!
Robert: EYYYYY THAT’S THE SPIRIT!
Eric, jumping into Robert’s arms: wHeRE?!?!?!?
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superbeans89 · 3 years
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Vending machines need a ‘random’ option
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neapolinyan · 2 years
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[pla spoilers in post.]
also i’m aware it’s like super late but, i’ve been reminded of the pla swap au thanks to violets doodle (hello bestie. god bless your soul bestie) and i NEED to talk about some of the settled aspects now.
there’s like an even split of “this is a serious swap and i’ve found a way to make it make sense, i’m investing real thought into this plot” and just. “this was really fucking funny okay” and i love it
protag!volo: this isn’t bias! i promise! if it WAS bias then adaman would be the protag. this initially came from me randomising the list of pla characters into random roles, and volo landed in this spot. i was GOING to change it, but then i had a thought of: “what if this whole swap au is the result of volo winning and creating his new world”. he would want to be in the place of the protagonist because they’re actually blessed by arceus, and i also enjoy the thought of volo experiencing the amnesia of someone having fallen through the space-time rift, and knowing nothing except how to catch a pokemon, and the fact that something feels very wrong.
palina!cyllene & iscan!laventon: shoutout to violetspark14 for enjoying straight people! this was another one made by randomizing a list and honestly it’s just cute. plus, laventon’s offhand remark about not being able to ride atop basculegion being put to some use here + cyllene’s hisuian growlithe having a 4x type advantage against a wurmple!
cyllene!melli: yeah this one is one of the shitpost swaps. though the legends site says melli “cares passionately for his fellow clan members”, and i really wish that could’ve been shown more in canon - so, while he’s a demanding and impatient leader for the survey corps, he cares for every recruit like family and wants to bring out the best in them.
laventon!adaman: i don’t know. truly. i just thought it was really funny :)
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whoniversegallery · 6 years
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Whoniverse Gallery Update!
It's been ages since I talked about the gallery. Since the last time, I've spent hundreds of hours working on the site, mostly getting content prepared and up. Things are still incomplete; still unlaunched but I figured I'd share the main updates/recap:
**Content Added**: So far, I've been purely focusing on screencaps and barcodes (albeit, that one not yet online). There's now around 3-4x as much content. Over 1.4 million screencaps, with Doctors 1, 2, 3, and 12 complete! OVER 200 HOURS OF CONTENT! Almost 500gb of (local) storage used! Over 6TB of extracted frames backed up! Yikes!
**Social Media Launched**:   Twitter: https://twitter.com/whogallery   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WhoniverseGallery/   Tumblr: http://whoniversegallery.tumblr.com/   Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhoniverseGallery/  
**Patreon Launched**: I've also launched a Patreon in order to help fund the costs of the server. Alas, I'm presently unemployed (and starting to get used to rejection once again!) and still running on empty so any support, be it Patreon or one-off to PayPal, would be much appreciated. Currently, there are early gallery access and immediate prioritisation as tiers.
**Landing Site**: There's now a landing site for additional information (i.e. more detailed about pages), forum, newsletters and similar things.
**Deduped downloadable archives:** I also have a large folder of zip archives where they've had all the frames processed and deduped to the higher quality ones available for download by episode/serial. It's specifically for people who want to download a shitload caps from a specific thing and easily find the higher quality ones without searching through the site for a specific shot at a specific time  That's stored on the Google drive and would be downloaded indirectly from there.
**Performance Enhancements**:
This is actually a pretty recent one so I'm gonna go into more detail. Just recently spent a couple days trying to make the gallery load a bit faster, mostly through a few system changes and hacks. And lots of failing at using shit that I didn't realise wasn't updated yet. Most of this came from a) Increasing cache sizes by like 20x and swapping far far less than the default recommended.   b) Hacking in a rudimentary caching system used for certain queries, which automatically expire after x amount of time (12 hours atm) or when I clear it. This generally means that there won't be much improvement on first page load but there should be for future page loads within that time frame. Not gonna help much now (outside of constant refreshing of a page for shit like random pics) but I hope that if the site gets popular, it should be less annoyingly slow as a whole. I've not yet touched any of the randomising bits but I'd like to soonish so hopefully there can be further improvements there.  
Other changes:
New URL (alas, secret for now) for CloudFlare usage.
Updated gallery software (with sending off a few fixes for other people).
HTTP is deprecated. Everything gets redirected to HTTPS.
I've added a logo as a favicon and setup all the proper mobile stuff. That means there's a cool coloured bar and you can add a shortcut to your mobile home screen, Windows 8/10's Taskbar/Start Menu and whatever the fuck Mac uses easily and it'll look awesome! :)
There's a bot on the Doctor Who Discord where if you type `!random` in the shitpost channel, it will post a random pic from the gallery.  Neat, eh?
Cheers!
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dettan-arts · 4 years
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Now on a more refined note, still shitposting somewhat. Here are some notable pokemon from my friends and mine randomised #pokemon nuzlocke (black 2). Note: Dorkus, Nut and Zangoof are from a failed run. Note 2: Ravelord is dead. Note 3: We caught a ghost type Linoone later.
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enemui · 3 years
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diluc: welcome to timmie’s fried pigeons, what can i get for you?
kaeya: would it kill you to smile?
diluc: no, but i’ll piss in your chicken nuggies
noelle: mr. diluc, you shouldn’t talk to customers like that...
diluc: he’s my brother.
kaeya: adopted 🙄
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enemui · 3 years
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one day i’ll commission a witch to turn me into a frog and end it all by jumping inside a mixer and it’ll be a satisfying conclusion to my life cause i’ll be looking like a green smoothie.
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