#shit from cliff

[deadsetobsessions]

There’s a child wandering the streets of Crime Alley. Unfortunately, this is nothing new for the area, riddled with crime and homelessness as it is. However, Red Hood and Nightwing are vigilantes and helping lost looking children is firmly in their job description. Plus, Crime Alley is Red Hood’s. He protects what’s his. With a single shared look, the brothers swung down to the child clad in just a white dress and some thin flats completely unsuitable for Gotham’s worsening weather. Hell it’s be unsuitable for the general poor weather.

“Hey, kiddo.”

The girl’s head swung to lock gazes with the duo, eyes blinking blue- and green? Red Hood allowed his brother- he worked so hard to beat down the pit madness in order for Nightwing to even remain near- to take the lead.

“Oh. There you are.” She said, turning to face them fully. The kid’s face filled with relief.

Nightwing blinked.

“You were looking for us?” His soft voice saved for children firmed into something more serious, more concerned.

“Mmhm. I was looking for Red Hood, but you’re a good bonus.”

“And why were you looking for me, kid?” Red Hood interjects. He knows Dickolas is clocking the same things he is: the kid’s white whispy hair, pale face, and… Lazarus green eyes? It’s more solid now, that she’s looking at Jason.

Dick straightened, eyes going heavy as he looks at this wisp of a girl. He’s fiercely protective of Jason and they’re both equally wary of the League of Assassins. Still, the two of them couldn’t help but let their guard down a bit because this was still a child they’re talking to.

“Because… um. Did you know you’ve died?”

Hood stiffened, hand going towards his guns. Granted, they’re rubber bullets, but the kid clocks that immediately. She threw her hands up in the universal gesture of “I’m unarmed and mean no harm.”

“I- well, to put it frankly, you kind of… stink?”

“What.”

“Ugh, I’m totally messing this up!”

“Why don’t you start again?” Dick said, shifting into a subtler fighting stance. He kept his voice light, but Jason saw the way his hands inched towards the scrims sticks. Distantly, Jason thought it was hilarious that this tiny kid could evoke that kind of response. Looking into Lazarus green eyes though, he couldn’t find the humor anywhere. The worst thing, though, is that the pit quieted. The rage the bubbled incessantly underneath his skin calmed. Jason did not like feeling bereft of the rage, not when he didn’t know why it was gone. He had just gained control of it, minimally, and to have that control be unnecessary left the vigilantes off kilter.

“Right, okay, sorry. Um, did you, uh, die and wake up surrounded by glowing green stuff?”

Before Jason could reply ‘yes, and why the hell do you know that?’, the kid continued with, “Because me too!”

She did jazz hands as Jason’s and Dick’s brains short circuited. Jason thought he even heard a little “yay!”

“What.” Jason sputtered out. His stomach and heart clenched as he thought about how young the kid looked. Fuck.

“Yeah. So, anyways-”

“Don’t speed past that like you didn’t say what you just said!” Dick interrupted, hand tugging at his hair in distress. His body language slipped from battle ready to extremely distressed. “You died?”

“You were- you were dipped in the Lazarus pits?!” Jason felt the need to address that specific point.

“I mean, it’s not that important? The important thing is- wait, what’s a Lazarus pit?”

Jason froze again. She didn’t know what they were?

“It’s… the glowing green stuff.” Dick answered her.

“Oh. Is that what you were dipped in?” She tilted her head at Jason. He nodded, wariness climbing. “Oh. Well, I mean, that’s not we call it. But the stuff you were dipped in, it’s rank. Contaminated.”

Jason thinks back to the burning, drowning green. The agony he felt as it slipped into his mouth and nose and his very being.

“It was bubbling.” He said. The girl grimaced. Jason had no idea why he was being so honest with this kid.

“Gross. Anyways, I can, like, help you with that?”

“With what?” Dick asked, eyes darting from the girl to Jason.

The girl groaned. “Okay, so I guess you guys are kind of new. Uh, the contaminated green stuff,” she points at Jason’s chest. “That’s making you angry, right? Leaving you in the backseat of your head as your body breaks whatever got you angry to begin with and you have no control over it?”

“…The pit madness.” Jason mumbled, feeling numb. “Yeah.”

“…Right. I can help you clear that out,” she pauses, fidgeting. “If… If you help me talk to Batman? It’s kind of… urgent.”

“Batman?”

“Why?”

“Uh. There’s kind of… a whole mad scientist thing going on and like… experimentation and dissections… you know?” The kid waved her arms around, distressed.

Dick and Jason unfortunately did know.

“Cave?” Jason grumbled.

“Cave.”

“Okay, we’ll bring you to the cave. Then you tell us everything.”

“Really?”

She looked up at them hopefully, and Jason could see the moment Dickolas melted. Not that Jason could say anything, since he was already taking off his jacket and bundling the kid in it.

“Um.”

“Who the hell let you walk around Gotham like that?” He scowled down at her, not that she could see it with the red helmet in the way. Dick looked at him carefully, eyes roving over the oddly relaxed state his little wing was in.

The kid shrugged. Jason sighs.

“What’s your name?” Dick asked. Scooping her up, the blue and black clad raised his free arm to grapple away. Jason follows him, heading towards the motorcycles they’ve got parked nearby.

“Dani. With an I.”

“Nice to meet you, Dani. I’m Nightwing. This is my… this is Red Hood.”

“Okay. Cool.”



#danny phantom #danielle phantom #danielle fenton #red hood #jason Todd #dick grayson #nightwing #dani going: you stink but I can help with that #dani trying to save her siblings from the GIW by bribing/blackmailing the vats #like they wouldn’t just take a look at this literal child and jump a cliff to help #dani: I need help #also dani: let me insult a crime lord #the plan worked though #this has been sitting in my drafts for too long #dani is both traumatized and a sassy little shit #dani ‘haven’t learned social cues’ Fenton #to be fair it’s not like vlad cared for social niceties #vlad the creep #dani dresses like she wants to get mugged on purpose

[veikkoalen]

thank you @theskoomacat <3 <3

nine things

Last Song: aurora - your blood (my favorite line is "when all inside you burns like a star / 'cause after all that's all what you are". my brain made up the second part)

Favorite Color: idk but everything non-monochrome i buy is blue

Last Movie/TV Show: i'm trying to watch von trier's riget but i can't sit still. i think i rewatched nightcrawler to the end but it was back in october

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: if i don't eat a teaspoon of sugar a day i die

Last Thing I Googled: wake photograph control

Current Obsession: alan wake the man

Last Book: death stranding novelization. it was in september

Last Fic: i actually wrote a fic today, but it's kinda a welcome entry to the bleach oc ask so idk how interesting is that. the last thing i read was deprivation by chaosdunk.

Looking Forward To: the weekend and the paycheck and also death too

@koriandrrr @collawashbear @kiyrian @tom-zane @pitchforkhead @entropicquilibriumofchaos hii

#have suicidal alan as a treat #just discussed with a friend that we both obsess over people rather than over fandoms or categories of things #“i feel like shit for being a stalker so i don't think that's normal” me doing absolutely the same: #just little autism things #also i keep fucking crumbling from the cliff unger's character arc #can you STOP making me cry for an hour every time i see you singing

[akimojo]

Something I never see people mention about ffxiii is just how different the entire experience becomes if you just appreciate the scenery in all the locations you run around in

The "hallway simulator" maps are actually pretty damn enjoyable when you spend the time taking in how absolutely stunning the game is, and the incredible ost on top of that makes it even better

#the sunleth waterscape for example is so fucking incredible #last time i played that part i just took a good long look at the view from those cliffs and holy shit #see it more as a tour of all the beautiful visuals and it becomes a million times more enjoyable to play #aki stfu #final fantasy xiii #the visual aspect of the game is so overlooked #sometimes gameplay involves just walking around and looking at pretty things and thats chill af i love that

[desifleabag]

Istg I cannot study when I am emotionally disturbed and overthinking about something

#family kalesh #life ka kuch alag scene chal raha hai #mental health ki proper lag gaye hai #i want to jump off from the cliff #desiblr #desi #desi shit posting #desi academia

[nerosdayinanime]

sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

#fratboy sabito posting #sabito #kny sabito #idk #was suddenly hit w the realization that i think him being a countryboy/redneck kinda crazy is *hot* #[head in hands knees on the floor folded in despair] #i know im southern but this wasnt supposed to happen. it wasnt supposed to be this way. what the fuck man. #sabito & giyuu keep makin me Into shit!! what the fuck!! #i wanna draw him doing wheelies and flips off dirt ramps. doughnuts. taking off his helmet n having dumb lil marks from it. #trying and failing to convince giyuu to drive a dirtbike & instead him getting on a 4wheeler #sab & makomo bullying him for being scared of dirtbikes but not the literal Twice As Big 4wheeler #idk. sabito just seems like a biker in general to me. dirtbikes just got the most 'will do bat shit insane stuff for funsies' vibe to em #all of them are a bit crazy but dirtbikes are Scary crazy. bmx bike tricks but it has a fucking MOTOR why are you doing 20ft leaps and flip #off cliffs what the fuck. #i can see sabito being a little deranged when he gets excited. normal when hes chill but as soon as he sees somethn fun all #sense goes out the window. he needs to be child harnessed to keep him from throwing himself off a wall like 'i could totally make that jump #on one hand giyuu gets life experiences and exposure to making new friends- on the other he has to stop sabito from being #the equivalent of a human lemming trying to throw itself into the hands of death at every waking moment #sabito in turn keeps giyuu from being too boring or being a scardy cat abt things. he also learns the art of 'quiet time' and 'how to Chill #honorable mention of my vague raspy voice sabito hc #kinda slight but v obvious when he raises his voice or yells #i think the sabito brainrot is actually overtaking the giyuu brainrot now. oh no #hes fictional²!! none of this shit [motions to my blog] is canon to him #thasa whole 'nother bitch!! i declare this brainrot Unfounded #wont stop me tho. 'm havin fun

[eggymcdegy]

He is wanted dead for interdimensional hijinx

#across the spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #miles morales #digital art #fan art #spiderverse fanart #artists on tumblr #artwork #HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE SLAPPED #LIKE FUCk I'm Hurting from this- #Also I was one of the only people in the theater who knew this was gonna end on a cliff hanger so that was funny to hear #10/10 would highly recommend this movie to all who love spider man animation or just looking for a good time

[namelysane]

Headcannon Cliff Gordon had auburn hair like Jay but dyed his hair black to play Fritz Donnegan.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #jay walker #ninjago jay #jay ninjago #ninjago fandom #cliff gordon #ninjago libber #libber gordon #jay gordon #random shit evicted from my brain

[nightssideblogofshame]

I'll say one thing about dredge, no game has as rapidly recontextualized itself in my eyes as when i drove up to what i thought was a shipwreck only for it to come alive as a crab and attempt to smash my ship

I stared at that for a good long while processing

#dredge #like i didnt even see any anglers in the marrows before i left because i stuck so close to the cove #and gale cliffs was expected yknow big fuckin eel that i cant avoid no matter how i try thats expected #thats big video game monster level i expected that #the crab? the fucking crab? that made me jump so fucking hard #and theres only 3 of them in the whole fucking game but that first one made me.view all shipwrecks after it with suspicion #getting to stellar basin and looking in the put to fucking hell and seeing the gianormous tentacle demon was #another good recontextualization moment as now it wasnt just oh big video game monster no #it was a primal sorta terror as im like oh fuck no no no non no thank you im not going over that pit holy shit #i inched my way around that thing i stayed as far from the pit as i could initially #the switch from video game monsters to oh this is a horror show was so good

[novelconcepts]

When i think about how Van Palmer was developed in a lab to get me in a goddamn chokehold.

You got a lesbian. You got a butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood, hidden-pragmatic-depths butch lesbian.

You put that lesbian in survival hell situations. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of your show. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of the show AND make them both unkillable.

You put that lesbian in two timelines. You put that lesbian in the storyteller role. You put that lesbian in scars and silver rings. You put that lesbian in a position to explore the darkest side of loving someone. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Liv Hewson. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Lauren Ambrose. I mean. I mean.

Any ONE of these things would have been enough, and yet. Here we are. Watching the unkillable, complex-ass, funny, scary, heartfelt, fireproof lesbian get her face torn off by wolves, commit cannibalism, fall in love, move to fucking Ohio, and come back for more?? And you expect her NOT to move into a penthouse apartment in the very center of my heart? Be serious, dude. Be so serious.

#yellowjackets #van palmer #a love letter to van could go on for miles my dudes #I could write an ESSAY #she’s silly! she’s somber! she’s protective! she’s making poor decisions! #she’s got no trust and all the love in her heart! she’ll fall in with a cult! she’ll follow a sleepwalker to a cliff! #she thinks she’s responsible for everyone! she won’t let anyone be responsible for her! #she runs a video store in 2021! she throws out her bills! she’s subsisting on a diet of donuts and Mountain Dew! #she’s weak as shit for her married ex! she keeps booze in her truck! she’s dying but fuck it she’ll put on a mask and pick up a knife! #and on top of it ALL she’s a redhead. I mean. I was lost from the word go #anyway. I love van. I miss this show. I can’t wait for it to come back #it makes me feel way too Seen for a show about…well. all of that.

[heyhellohihowareyou]

Well shit

Now what

#This was probably the most despair inducing cliff hanger I have ever experienced #Things went from 0-100 fast and suddenly shit just ends #Man.… #twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst #twst book 7

[bloodfreak-boyking]

remember in s1 e4 when sam wanted to go more subtle than holy water to try and flush out a demon on the plane? and then somewhere along the way between then and the end of the series they just started stabbing every demon to death either with Ruby's knife or the angel blade?? yeah wtf is up with that?

#there's a connection to be drawn here #correlating directly to the quality of the show #when it stopped being about two backwoods half-feral brothers from kansas trying their damnedest to save ppl by beating evil #and became about them being gods two most favorite specialest boys who have plot armor and kill evil things and maybe as a result save ppl #the show went from being good to being camp at best #idk i just feel like the show quality took a nose dive off a cliff when the writers stopped giving a shit about anyone who isn't tfw #it just lost its spark to me #what happened to the saving ppl part of saving ppl hunting things??? #oops im ranting #emma rewatches spn #1x4

[invinciblerodent]

apparently act 3 is when I need to push through the desire to start playing a new character, because now that I'm there with Iona too, I'm struck by an intense urge to play this pretty asshole

particularly struck by the thought of how fucked his whole situation must be under that armor

like, being born to druids but with no magic of his own, growing up, he never really needed to learn practical skills like dressing a wound, or anything of the sort (what's the point if your mom can just wave vaguely in your direction and whatever issue you have is gone). But when he left and found himself on his own.... given how stubborn he is, he probably learned all his battle- and survival skills by pure trial and error.

I imagine he has a number of weird and wonky, poorly stitched and awkwardly healed old scars, all over his body. Boken many bones, gotten into weird accidents, and has gotten many a bad infection before, too- really, it's a borderline miracle that he still has not only all his limbs, but all his fingers and toes too.

No wonder that he has 16 con to his (currently) 17 dex and his 8 int; without being preternaturally healthy and hardy, he'd easily be a decade dead. nah, this boy is just rawdogging life, smashing his head against walls and hoping that they'll break before his skull does.

i've played him for only like an hour, and I simultaneously hate and love this asshole cockroach of a man so much already

#oc: petyr wildbrook #squirrel plays bg3 #I feel like every story he tells about himself is going to be met with at least one “..... okay how are you still alive” #like.... “one time I drank from a river and was shitting myself to death for a solid tenday- got better though” #“oh yeah this is just like that time I fell like 50-ish feet off a cliff- yeah I was fine just broke my leg” #“no yeah i just walked home and set it there; it was fine” #“hey wanna see the gnarly scar from when i first tried to sew myself up? yeah I got roaring drunk first; for anesthesia purposes” #“yeah that's why it's so wonky” #“well that and the horrible infection I got from it but after like a tenday of running a 40°C fever it healed fine” #“yeah i just had to reopen it to drain the puss and it was okay” #“oh it was NOT fun lol but hey it did work so who's the idiot” #Shadowheart will have to cradle his face in her hands and tell him very intently that his mantra #of “if it looks stupid but works it's not stupid” #doesn't exactly work that way when it comes to things like. healing. #plot twist it's not the change in her divine allegiances that turned her hair white #she just realized that this man is now officially her boyfriend and went instantly grey

[robozombii]

Our identity, love, is how you dream it. It's an identity!

Our identity, love. Go and weep, you’re the cause of all the grief.

me when i contort a songs meaning until its completely different for the sake of A Thing I Like

behind the scenes

#msa #mystery skulls #mystery skulls animated #lewis pepper #arthur kingsmen #lewthur #hansel au #while this is mostly based off canon yes the second image features my hansel au redesigns #if you cant tell #lewis is greyed out like his broken heart upon dropping arthur off the cliff #identity kanaria #lyrics from will stetsons cover #THIS SHITS FROM SEPTEMBER HELP I KEPT POSTPONING ITS PUBLISH

[klirk-hammurton]

No thoughts, just Cliff Burton

#if only cliff could be here to see the love we have for him #<- this tag hurts me honestly..... #i'm not crying it's just raining on my face #why am i like this #please i'm in love with him 😭😭😭😭😭 #who tf is cutting onions in my damn house??!! #metallica #metallica family #met family #tallica #acillatem #clifford lee burton #cliff burton #cliffy bby #the master of orion #rare pic of cliff from his college days with Trauma before getting recruited by James and Lars #two of these GIFs.....if you're deep into the met family you'd understand why they hurt #😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 #but enough feelsy shit #look how gorgeous he was!!!! #like holy shit #can i just please lick his chest #🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[rhythmmortis]

kh lovessss making the girls interesting anf giving them major potential only to push that all aside and do almost nothing with them. WE NEED A FEMINIST RETELLING OF KINGDOM HEARTS ‼️

the game we deserved

#kh #ok but genuinely i think about aquas role in bbs and 0.2 so so so so much #theres that one cutscene in the keyblade graveyard where ven gets frozen and terra gets hit with the old keyblades and aqua saves him #she is fucking POWERFUL #ventus getting his shit kicked in and thrown off a cliff and terra getting barraged #and AQUA SAVING THEM BOTH??? HER MAGIC IS SO POWERFUL IT LITERALLY STOPPED HOW MANY KEYBLADES THAT WERE GOING FULL FORCE #theres also a quote from the nort reports in bbs saying 'let his darkness strengthen the light and the light deepen the darkness' about ter #and i think CONSTANTLY about how easily that couldve been twisted to fit aqua; someone already blindly following eraqus's tutelage #to a fault. she also proved she was stronger than terra enough to become a master. all of this to say #I THINK ABOUT A BBS WHERE AQUA HAD A SIGNIFICANT ROLE AS A POTENTIAL VESSEL SINCE XEHANORT DID CONSIDER IT I BELIEVE IN ONE NORT REPORT #and even if she didnt get norted. 0.2 makes me LOSE IT i swear to god this is literally her in THE hell dimension and slowly losing herself #i know its a kids game but like. a 0.2 horror-esque game (moreso than some of the elements it already uses) wouldve been INCREDIBLE #and dont get me started on how i think 0.2 shouldve ended tragically and with aqua at least hinted to falling to darkness #and not in a single scene in kh3 that is literally not even about her. im so fucking mad about anti aqua in kh3 still #thank you for giving me an outlet to rant about aqua im. !!!!!!!!!!! OOOUOHUOUOGUOHHUOG

[fishofthewoods]

saw this in a dream and felt the need to make it a reality

#for real though tears of the kingdom plays with verticality SO WELL #probably some slight spoilers past here youve been warned (mosly map design and stuff) #seriously this game is so good about verticality. ESPECIALLY the new stuff that isnt just copied over from botw #even that though theyve adapted incredibly well with wells and caves and stuff #and the sky islands and the depths are AMAZING examples #the map just feels so incredibly HUGE especially some places in the depths where theres just HUGE cliffs #not evne the floor-to-ceiling ones but like a big chunk of the gerudo region in the depths is WAYYYY below everywhere else #and theres these huge cliffs and looking up at them its like HOLY SHIT. #this game is so good #ill probably make a post complaiming about it at some point because there are parts i dont like #it works better as a standalone game than as a sequel tbh. too many of the mechanics are copied (shrines as one example) #but they also tried way too hard to differentiate them #like just include the sheikah! its ok!! #totk #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom