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14dayswithyou · 2 years
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Sadly, I'm suffering from Ren brainrot 😔
I was wondering how Ren would react if he had walked in on MC talking to one of their friends about a pretty goth e-boy they saw online and then showed a picture of Ren in his true goth glory
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"I'm telling you, Vi, it was love at first sight when I saw that picture!"
Ren was already pissed after spotting you with that airy neighbour of yours peering over your shoulder to look at your phone, but your choice of words was what really set him off.
Love at first sight? With who? Not that it mattered; they were as good as dead once he finds out.
Casually strolling around the corner with his hands in his pockets, Ren feigns surprise as he sees you and Violet idly gossiping in the hallways.
"O-Oh, angel!" Completely ignoring the woman next to you, Ren immediately makes a beeline toward you, "I'm glad you're home! Y-You see, I was planning on stopping by to ask if you wanted to—"
"Ren, you have got to look at this!" His heart almost leaps out of his chest when you casually tug him closer by the end of his sleeve, before all the colour drains from his face as he glances down at the phone you shove into his trembling hands. Almost immediately, he recognises the familiar outfit – and the person wearing it.
"O-Oh… Uh-! That's… Um-!"
"Isn't he so pretty?" You're practically swooning at this point, and Ren wasn't sure whether he wanted to reach out and catch you, or let the ground cave in and swallow him whole. "I'm reeeally into the whole 'goth e-boy' style right now; it's so cool!"
"I suppose," Violet interjects, the look of concern pulling at her features as she rests a finger against her chin. "But doesn't his style look eerily similar to the guy that left your apartment last w–"
"Y-Yeah!" Cutting the white-haired florist off, Ren pushes his way in between the two of you to lean closer to your side. "It… It really is a cool style! But do you actually like it? I thought you preferred Haruko's style."
"I mean, Haruko's style is very cute, but this is hot!" Your carefree laughter echoes down the hallway, and a smile pulls at Ren's lips knowing that he was the one who caused it. "It's just a shame that the picture came out blurry… I really wanted to see his face. I'm sure he'd look just as pretty too!"
What were you doing to him? Ren was on the verge of passing out from your ignorant praise, and it took all his willpower not to reveal his big secret to you right now.
And so, with practised hands, The pink-haired man scratches at the side of his jaw — careful not to aggravate the empty holes of his snakebite piercing — and looks down at you with soft eyes.
"M-Maybe you'll see him again." The knowing smile on his face quirks into a reassuring one instead as he hands the phone back to you — purposefully making sure to brush his fingers against yours. A shiver runs up his spine at the contact, and he only hopes that you felt the same spark as him. "I mean, it looks like he was leaving that bakery... So… M-Maybe he's a regular?"
"Just when I thought he couldn't get more perfect." Your cheeks flush in embarrassment as you lean against your door, "I love going to that bakery as well."
I know. Ren wants to say; knowing fully well that he's got at least three of your empty croissant wrappers in his drawer at home, and 12 unused coupons collecting dust in his wallet. But instead, he simply nods his head and intently stares at you once more.
"You're really not going to consider the thought that this could be the same guy who broke into your apartment?" Almost forgetting that Violet was there, you shoot her an inquisitive look before acknowledging her words.
"Oh! You have a point… But—"
"—Hey, d'you wanna go to the pier again?" You weren't expecting Ren's (surprisingly) confident voice to interrupt, and you could only look up at him in intrigue as he continues to speak. "That's why I came here, but if you're busy…"
He finally acknowledges Violet with an irked glance before covering it with a fake smile.
"Nah, I was just about to head inside before I ran into Vi. But sure! We can go to the pier if you want. Just let me get my swimmers." You turn around to start unlocking your door before adding, "You wanna come along Violet?"
If looks could kill, Ren's enraged gaze would've assassinated Violet immediately. But as if she was feeling petty from the way Ren ignored her earlier; she glances at the pink-haired man with an equally mean look and flashes him a condescending smile.
"Sure! Just give me a second to put Albert away and find my bikini." The look on her face practically radiates victory as she pokes her tongue out at Ren and goes into her own apartment.
Well then.
Hopefully, you won't notice Ren trying to drown her the moment you turn your back away.
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sugarcoatedcherry · 1 year
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void state progress and success!!!
I'm updating every day privately (now public) hehe
(scroll down and read pink highlighted paragraph for success story I had started attempting void much earlier than this)
day 1: tried but eventually fell asleep
day 2. did an extensive reasearch, like all day, read ton of success stories, got insane inspiration. believed void was real and manifestations are instant. I tried and got into hypnagogic state. but fell asleep
day 3: re read all the success stories again and again whole day and became more confident, I made mental notes on common symptoms I'd have, affirmed little. all night I played subliminals, binaural beats etc but got tired and fell asleep
day 4: still motivated, angry but persisting, I am affirming, made more mental notes on how I should go about void, did more reasearch on Hinduism interpretation on void, read about void on reddit, YouTube, explore astral projection and sleep paralysis video's comment section (they had similar symptoms just like void) became even more confident with void, tried methods but eventually i got exhausted and fell asleep
day 5: MADE MY OWN RULES. YES, no notes or anything, it's my way baby, it'll go how I want it to go, when I want it go. no more sending asks to bloggers, no more doubting, no more worrying the process. Just believing it will happen. not worrying about the circumstances. I'm very confident that today IS THE DAY 💅
day 6: I couldn't enter, i slept lmao
day 7: I got to the vibrational stage but my thoughts were distractibg and I slept
day 8: I learnt about sleep paralysis and tried that
day 9: last night didn't work, but I'll persist
day 10: i just slept, void is messing with my sleep schedule
day 11: spend A LOT OF TIME researching about void in Hinduism and got a lot of confidence but didn't enter
day 12: AGAIN SPENT A LOT OF TIME RESEARCHING about void in Hinduism but didn't make it
day 13: I'm getting closer to something very important and I need to enter void on a time crunch. I cried
day 14: everything is exhausting, but I still tried entering void but rolled over anf slept
day 15: i drank coffee to stay awake and I'm doing the meditation sitting up so that I don't roll over and fall asleep
(UGHHHHHHHHHH GOD )
day 16: I found a subliminal that made my body vibrate within first 2 minutes of listening?? and I looped it overnight but fell asleep sometime while listening but I'm still hopeful.
day 17: stupid exams
day 18: studied for my next stupid exams
day 19: I am so tired I didn't attempt I wanted to sleep peacefully
day 20: Literally my entire life is on hold because I am trying to get into void, I do realise this is unhealthy but at the same time I am so much confident that I can do it? I don't know how to explain this confidence but I know I will enter the void.
day 21: more exams and didn't attempt
day 22:
I DID IT GUYS I DID IT OMGGG THIS FEELS SO GOOD OH GOD JDKEODJDJDN I LOVE THIS FOR ME I FEEL UNSTOPPABLE I CHANGED MY ENTIRE LIFE THIS IS SO BIG TO ME Y'ALL DON'T HAVE A CLUE AHHHHH. I'M GONNA CRY. I HAVE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED JSBSJDKDODKSNSN
quick thanks to all loass bloggers on Tumblr and Sammy Ingram (she shitted about void but it's okay lmao is her limiting belief but I'm thanking her for introducing the law to me) my fav bloggers are @rosellesworkshop @fleurlx @blushydior @stargirl-kira @multiversebaddie @zen-shu @prettymindset111 @luvforend @sa777urn @aphroditeapprenticee @gorgeouslypink @littlemissprettyprincess @sirensplayhouse thanks for answering my asks.
ANDDD all the anons who posted void success stories and thanks to @voidsuccess for compiling them!!! (i used to obsessively surf her blog day and night until day 10 lmaoo)
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agentjazzy · 4 months
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The Evil Dead Dashboard Simulator
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YES I got my girlfriend a pretty pretty necklace from a gumball machine and when she sees it she's going to give me so so many kisses :)
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man, fuck tourists, I was heading to my spot when a car came up and honked at us, all friendly like, so me and buddy waved bc there wasn't anyone else there, but then they YELLED at us???? we were just walking?? wtf did we even DO
#i hope the bridge collapses i hope they all DIE #vent
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unethical life pro tip: if you overhear your professor talking about their family cabin that they have, and they have open office hours posted, it's your RIGHT to go check that shit out
they're not gonna be there!! they have papers to grade and other shit to deal with!!! free cabin!!!
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op what are you going to do when you roll up and they're just sitting there
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lmao his ass is NOT going to be in that cabin 😂 he just got back from a vacation with his family or something (dipshit couldn't wait until break) he's supposed to be at his office and he does NOT have the vacation days to be leaving so soon
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fml my older brother asked if I wanted to tag along on a trip to a cabin and I said sure bc it beats staying at home w/ dad
BUT IT'S A COUPLE TRIP
HE'S BRINGING HIS COWORKER/GIRLFRIEND THAT HE DOESN'T SHUT UP ABOUT, HIS FRIEND IS BRINGING HIS GIRLFRIEND, WHYYYY DID THEY INVITE ME
#if i knew i would've said no 😭 #he didn't even invite his Actual best friend #which SUCKS bc then we could've fooled around when no one was paying attention #huh who said that 😳 #cheryl posting
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haters will hear you scurrying underneath the bowels of your home and freak out like HELLO where else am I supposed to scurry????
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you ever feel like people Immediately forget your name upon meeting you :(
#i might be too high but i don't think any of these people know my full name #i mean I'm Definitely high #and tried moonshine for the first time #but like. really feeling like an outsider rn
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it's so hard being the only chad amongst nerds, like, I GET IT, you're too much of a pussy to investigate the creepy fucking cellar, the LEAST you can do is let me listen to the tapes I found down there, they're cool as fuck
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okay and now they're all yelling at me bc a stupid tree broke a window right when the tape got good 😑
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fuck it, here's a recording of the tape, I hope none of you guys are cowards like all my friends apparently are, have fun bc I can't
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when someone plays your song you can feel that shit in your SOUL catch me coming towards you at 15mph awoken from my eternal slumber if I hear that first note fr
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my boyfriend spent $14 in quarters attempting to get a magnifying glass necklace from one of those gumball machine toy capsules at work bc he knows I LOVE mysteries and detective stories and I need to [redacted] him in the [redacted] right NOW 💖💖💖
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everyone's making out rn which is REAL inconvenient bc there is Absolutely Something Outside
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should I check it out
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there's no one online to tell me no so.....
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op you haven't posted in an hour are you okay???
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I'm Irrevocably Changed Now 👍
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I'm just a silly goofy guy if I happened to have killed and maimed and bite and stab that's just who I am and how I show love ^_^
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coyotes are SO right, if youre trapped somewhere or someone grabs ya, just bite your limb off, no hesitation, show superiority, it's not like THEY'RE gonna do it
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whhy is there so muchh blood everywhere........
#help #i accidentally kept my mouthh open and blood got in it :((((( #my head hurts sso bad bookcases kept falling on me
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heehee i love crawling through pipes and electrical outlets
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I logged onto Tumblr and wtf why am I following so many people with deadite in their username? is it a reference? did I miss a meme? are we mishapocolypse-ing again?
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I think it might be a virus transmitted by bots but idk I'm too scared to interact
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okay I investigated to see if it was a bot swarm or people having fun SO
for the first cluster of blogs, all their IPs are logging from the same location, which usually means a lazy bot swarm BUT I went through all their archives and most of them, before changing urls, interacted with one another naturally and stuff, @-ing one another and junk, and they seem to know each other irl
so it's just friends having fun!! and then people joining in on the fun!! feel free to reblog without fear!
#they're all still posting original content so that's kinda a giveaway #even though it's all 'deadite'fied and all #i wonder if theyre doing an arg thing
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when men are SOAKED with blood 👌😍🥰😘💖🥰🥰💖😍👌😘😘😘💖💖😍
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You Will Be Dead By Dawn
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man, fuck tourists, I was heading to my spot when a car came up and honked at us, all friendly like, so me and buddy waved bc there wasn't anyone else there, but then they YELLED at us???? we were just walking?? wtf did we even DO
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hey you live near the state line right? can you check the news real quick
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uhhhhhhhhh
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BRIDGE IS GONE
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fml if any of you need me i'm going to lay down in the cold and let the forest take me
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if you were to break me down to my pure essence you would be left with pure, unfiltered evil
also grits
mmmmmm grits
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falling down the stairs is the most efficient way to go down them :)
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y'all ever open the window and AUGH OUGH UGH UGH UGH AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA THE AGONIES and then you adjust to the sunlight and you're fine
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME
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quitefair · 4 months
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The Temple of Mythal and Greek Sculpture
Or: How Bioware takes from history without any nuance.
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Picture this. You're me, playing Inquisition for the first time. You get to the Temple of Mythal, the doors shut behind you and you finally get to look around. It's a typical elven ruin for the game, nothing much seems different...
Hold on.
Hold the fuck on.
You know what that is.
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You know what that's based on, and for a long time after it tickles you. Oh, maybe that meant something in the grander scheme of things! We've never seen such a blatant reference to a real-life sculpture anywhere else in game (to my knowledge at the time)! Maybe it'll come up later and it'll all make sense!
Here's the deal. I've been bothered by this for years. The more I think about it, the more angry I become. Anger over a single fucking type of statue, you say? There's a lot of other shit to be angry over in this game, and you choose this?
YES! I CHOOSE THIS! AND THIS IS WHY.
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Picture this. You're me again, aged 14 this time. You're in the Louvre, the first museum of Western classical art you've ever been to. You've grown up in a place where this interest could only be cultivated from extra-curricular reading, and for a kid that age from my country to be ass deep in Greek and Egyptian myth is frankly lmao. Neurodivergent. Anyway.
So we're wandering around the Louvre, I've just taken my parents through the Egyptian section and given them a thorough infodump on everything I know about burial rites.
And then we enter this room. And I very nearly fall to my knees when I catch sight of her.
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This is the sculpture the statues at the Temple of Mythal are based on - one Winged Victory of Samothrace.
She is a sculpture from the Hellenestic era, depicting the goddess Nike stood at the prow of a ship. Her head and both arms are missing, save one hand with two fingers (also in the Louvre but displayed separately). She was found on the Greek island of Samothrace, among the ruins of what was known as the Sanctuary of the Great Gods. It seemed like she was displayed at the top of a hill, looming down at all that regarded her.
I’ve had the absolute privilege of seeing her in person twice in my life, both before and after the 2013 restoration. And let me tell you, regardless of which staircase that leads you there, the sight of her will stop you in your tracks.
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[Now with people, for scale.]
She is massive. Larger than life, and immediately is the centre of your attention. It's not the fact that she has no head, no arms. No, you will realise the closer you get to her, the more you're able to appreciate the details of this absolutely astounding piece of history.
No. It's because she feels so alive.
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The way her robes drape against flesh, wet from sea-spray or rain, yet flowing with the motion of an invisible wind. The wings cast behind her dramatically as her right foot steps forward. Standing tall and proud, unflinching, unbowed against the elements. Even without her arms, you can feel how dynamic the torso and legs are.
You don't need to be an art historian, or even have any knowledge of Greek myth or art history to stand in front of her, as I once did as a young teen, and nearly be brought to tears.
So.
This brings me to the first of the two main gripes I have with the way this sculpture is used in Inquisition.
Compared to the way she's displayed in the Louvre, and also presumably how she was presented to her original audience - larger than life, looming, powerful, beautiful - she is relegated instead to smaller, repeating statues of the same nature throughout the temple.
This diminishes the purpose of the original sculpture, which was to instill a sense of awe and wonder. The singularity that forces you to focus and appreciate the scale and intricacy. The aura, the gravitas of having a single, massive sculpture of such a dynamic figure is completely gone.
And to make things worse, they Mythal-ify her. Adding a helmed head and changing her beautiful feathered wings to leathery dragon wings. They don't even add arms, which is odd because the original sculpture very clearly is missing its arms.
And, may I ask, Why?
It feels cheap, like they saw the Winged Victory and were like 'oh shit this is a cool sculpture, we should add it in game' without giving any fucking thought to what the sculpture means.
Which brings me to the second gripe. The complete disregard for the symbolism of the Winged Victory.
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Detail from the Athena fountain, Parliament Building of Vienna, showing Nike the Winged Victory in the palm of Athena's hand [source]
Nike is a minor Greek deity, said to be the daughter of Pallas (a Titan) and the river Styx. Her other siblings by the same parents include Zelus (Zeal),  Bia (Might) and Kratos (Strength).
Yes. That Kratos.
She was one of the earliest gods to pledge her allegiance to Zeus in the Titonomachy, and after the victory of the Olympians, Nike and the other gods that allied with them were allowed to live on Olympus. In her aspect as Victory, she is closely associated with several of the major Greek gods, and in particular, Athena.
There's also her Roman counterpart, Victoria. This version doesn't come with the backstory Nike has, but is more of a general concept of victory. This is the aspect that is present in a lot of the modern sculptures and interpretations of Nike/Victoria:
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Left: Detail from the Berlin Victory Column. Right: Detail from the Victoria Memorial, London. Note the similar iconography, of a woman seemingly standing against a strong wind, fabric and cloth adhering and yet flowing against the breeze, wings outstretched.
From this, we can probably extrapolate what our beloved Winged Victory might've looked like. Here's an artist's render of one possibility:
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There's some iconography we need to go through before moving on - symbols that are commonly associated with Nike/Victoria.
One is the trumpet as see in the reconstruction above, the sound and symbol of the end of war, of impending peace. Another is the laurel wreath, another Greek symbol of victory and achievement. Famously, laurel wreaths were used to crown victors of the original Olympic games.
This is another conversation entirely, but there’s a discussion to be had about the duality of Elgar’nan and Mythal, in term of vengeance and justice, and how an emotional rage versus a calculated wisdom can be compared to the difference between the two Greek gods of war – Ares and Athena.
If we can compare Mythal to Athena, in the sense of her wisdom in making difficult decisions, then it’s not a stretch to associate Mythal with the symbolism of Nike, and therefore explain the presence of statues similar to the Winged Victory in her temple.
But since Bioware absolutely did not put this in the game for anything other than the Aesthetic, there’s some problems that need to be addressed.
Mainly in the way in which these statues are scattered throughout the temple. If you wanted static, ominous statues to line the walls as your player characters explore, perhaps have like, I dunno. Less dynamic statues that you reference?
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Left: Nike of Paionos, Right: Stele 1 of Las Incantadas
Or maybe instead of statues, have friezes lining the walls. Like this one from the equally iconic Pergamon altar, depicting the Giganomanchy.
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It’s the same symbolism, the wings, the smiting of foes and victory of good over evil.
And then perhaps, at the heart of the temple... where, y'know Bioware, lay a body of water sacred to Mythal herself, you could've perhaps done something remarkable. You could then have had the most dramatic and beautiful entrance you’d ever seen.
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[Nike, at the iconic Daru Staircase, the Louvre]
It was at this moment that Mythal walked out of the sea of the earth's tears and onto the land. She placed her hand on Elgar'nan's brow, and at her touch he grew calm and knew that his anger had led him astray. - Codex entry: Mythal: The Great Protector
Mythal herself strides out of the Well Of Sorrows, the metaphorical tears of her followers that died and kept their knowledge alive in her name. Her (draconic) wings spread out, (restored) hands outstretched to touch her husband, to calm the rage that nearly destroyed this world.
A symbol of victory against the blind rage of a god against His father, the Sun. A symbol of wisdom and grace, against the violence of hatred. A divine sense of something bigger than anything we could imagine.
There's also the lack of iconography regarding victory, instead piling on some cheap representations of what we think of as Mythal. That's another post entirely on the symbolism of the Elven gods, but if Bioware really wanted to hone in on the Athena/Athena Nike parallels, they might have thrown in the trumpet/laurel/palm leaf symbolism with the statues, alongside the dragon wings.
If this were the case, then maybe, just maybe, Inquisition would’ve then earned the use of this sculpture in the game.
Sources not listed above/Further reading if you're interested
https://www.louvre.fr/en/explore/the-palace/a-stairway-to-victory
https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1412/winged-victory-the-nike-of-samothrace/https://smarthistory.org/nike-winged-victory-of-samothrace/
https://smarthistory.org/nike-winged-victory-of-samothrace/
https://www.khanacademy.org/humanities/ancient-art-civilizations/greek-art/hellenistic/a/nike-winged-victory-of-samothrace
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nucifraga · 3 months
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So, how old are the grandpas of the apocalypse really? Ft. - Jonah Magnus - Simon Fairchild - Peter Lukas - Maxwell Rayner
I MADE A PART 2 OF MY CHARACTER AGES RESEARCH (part 1 incl. og archives crew, 3 avatars + gerry here) after a few days of really wanting to detective the ages of this lot, i finally caved and decided to dig out the magnifying glass! same disclaimers apply! including an extra disclaimer to say that I've changed the formatting for this a lil because there was a Lot More Research done compared to part 1. Necessitated bc these mfs are OLD. (except for peter lukas. peter lukas is surprisingly young??)
(All ages are as of S1 / 2016 & the highlights are in bold if you don't feel like reading my essays)
Jonah Magnus
Age: ~216 Birth Year: ~1800
There are a few landmarks we can use, but because of how shady most are (old-ass letters) I also can’t pin down any solid dates because all the characters involved are fictional ._. Basically the only clues I got were: The Magnus Institute was established in 1818, but Jonah was old enough to travel alone to Germany and exchange letters with a friend (Albrecht von Closen) by 1816. So birthdate around ~1800? 1790?
I tried to find an ‘upper limit’ by using the life expectancy of the time since he also was able to live a ‘natural’ life until the (failed) Watcher’s Crown was carried out ‘at some point closely after February 13th, 1867’, BUT the average life expectancy of men was at most 41 years. So there was some Fairchild-esque shit going on there.
Simon Fairchild
Age: 439 - 488 Birth Year: 1528 - 1577
SPEAKING OF FAIRCHILD - sky grandpa! love him, he’s such a bastard. Anyway, in his own words, he’s had ‘an absurdly long life’. In MAG151 he says he was apprenticed to the Italian artist Tintoretto. Apprenticeships in the Renaissance started at approximately 11-14 years old & lasted for 1-8 years, and I’m assuming this was the same for the 1500s. Hopefully.
Given that Tintoretto became a renowned artist in ~1542, my estimate of the oldest Simon could be would be 14 in 1542. On the other end of the scale, Wikipedia says that his last notable work was Il Paradiso, finished from 1588–1594. I can’t find any mention of works post-1588 so this puts the absolute youngest Simon could be at 11 years old in 1588. From those two estimates, it was just a matter of mathing it out :)
Note 1: Simon mentions that his Becoming was while painting a church, likely a ceiling or high wall since he ‘should have broken his neck’, which should narrow it down – except it doesn’t, because Tintoretto painted a lot of churches x_x Note 2: I’ve just spent half an hour researching an Italian painter & art conventions in the 16th Century, which is of no relevance at all to my STEM degree in the 21st century. Simon’s age doesn’t even particularly matter because it was so long ago that the centuries quite literally blur together. This rabbit hole is incredibly fascinating, but this feels so ironically pointless, which is really, really fitting. Note 3: Simon definitely deserved to get ripped apart by the mob. His time has long, long passed lmao
Peter Lukas
Age: ~49-61 (at the very youngest; 36) Birth Year: late 1950s - late 1960s
Peter appears to be the youngest of these four – surprisingly so! – which makes it a lot simpler to pin down his age. He first meets JamesWright!Jonah between 1973 and 1996 & also he was old enough to have the option of watching TV when he was a child. TV became common in UK homes in the 1960s, so his birthdate at the earliest may be in the late 1950s/1960s.
However, he’s known Jonah as ‘Elias’ for most of their acquaintance by late 2018, meaning that they met at the earliest 1975 (21 years before 1996), but was probably more like 1980ish or later. I don’t think he would have met him too long after becoming an avatar some time after he became ‘old enough to run away’, which I’m assuming means he became aware of the Lonely when teenager-ish.
But spending some time on the Tundra before meeting other avatars makes sense for the Lonely, and so my vague estimate of his birth year would be late 1950s - late 1960s. I don’t think that his birthdate was anywhere later, though it is possible that it could have been as late as 1980 (if he began running away when very young & was introduced to ‘James Wright’ very early into avatar-hood), if incredibly unlikely.
Note: My ‘very youngest’ estimate for Peter Lukas is… younger than my estimate for Mike Crew’s age. I find this inordinately funny.
Maxwell Rayner
Age: 357 Birth Date: 8 November 1658
I have excellent news for Rayner! Good ol’ Jonny has made his original body Edmond Halley. A very famous person with a wikipedia page of his own that conveniently states his date of birth :)
Thanks, Jonny.
Rayner died in February 2017 at the age of 358 years 3 months 2 days, though he did spend a decent amount of time host-less. Unlike Gerard Keay, I’m unsure of how ‘alive’ he was during this time, so I’m just going to count it as ‘alive’-time because it means I get precise numbers for the first time since I started researching character ages!
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lakesbian · 6 months
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I want you to know you have completed rewired my brain about aishalec…. I was staunchly against it on principle when I first read worm (I was like 17 and very anti-most-age-gaps). You have made me a believer
i'm still curious about where exactly the common fandom misconception that aisha and alec have an age gap (in the sense of 'a significant difference between their ages') comes from. like people have been thinking that forever, there's a comment on one of the chapters from like 2010 where someone is like Umm isn't it weird and creepy that alec is trying to hang out with aisha...he's like brian's age...and wb is like. no hes 15. maybe it's the narration in worm being focused on aisha being brian's Little sister + the only age she's mentioned as being is 13? doesn't explain why people keep assuming alec is older than he is despite him being the second most immature-behaving undersider but who knows. aisha and alec do actually have a smaller difference in age than brian and taylor--the info on the character page for aisha during her pre-timeskip imp era says she's 14, so the implication is she had an offscreen birthday around or shortly after leviathan/getting her powers (WORST fucking birthday ever lmao. thats a lie alecs were the worst ever. second worst birthday ever?). alec meanwhile is said to be a young 15 at the start of worm, and leviathan is really not long after the start of worm chronologically, so they're like. a year and change apart in age. they will survive having dumb little crushes on each other that don't go anywhere ! and furthermore it's reallycute that the 2 undersiders on the team with the trauma pertaining to SA that the other undersiders Don't Get get to, for once in their life, enjoy doing dumbass teenage "teehee i'm putting my feet in front of you on the table" "heehee i'm playfully shoving them off now" shit with someone who Gets Them w/ zero expectation of it escalating to points they're not emotionally ready for. playing video games together CAN fix them. if aishalec has 100 fans i'm one of them if aishalec has 10 fans i'm one of them if aishalec has 1 fan it's me and i just got rid of everyone who was interpreting them wrong etc etc
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piratefishmama · 5 months
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I got tagged in a questions thingy.
by: @w1ll0wtr33  thanks sweets!
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1. Are you named after anyone?
Nope, my name was in fact a mistake made by a nurse! It was supposed to be a hyphenated combination of my first and middle name, but the person doing the birth certificate made an error.
2. when was the last time you cried?
Like… fully? Uhm. August? The day before my dad got out of the hospital I had a full blown panic attack cause I knew I’d be alone in taking care of his asshole self and wasn’t prepared to do that. There was crying involved in that.
3. do you have kids?
I would sooner rip my own uterus and womb out, Netflix Witcher style than have children.
Storytime: My mum once bought me a £75 stroller and doll, an this was years ago, like, single digits age range so that was EXPENSIVE for the time (fuck man, it’s expensive now lmao), I… left it out as far away from the house as I, at my age, could... in the rain. An it was all silk and satin material so it was well and truly fucked.
They stopped expecting eventual grandchildren from me very early on in my life.
4. What sports do you/have you play/played?
Does archery count? I feel like archery should count lmao I do archery, and I used to do ju-jitsu, I have medals somewhere for ju-jitsu, god knows where though my medals were never worth keeping track of apparently. My brother's are in his old room.
5. Do you use sarcasm?
Fluently.
6. what’s the first thing you notice about people?
That they’ve invaded my carefully curated alone time and thus have become my enemy.
7. what’s your eye colour?
Hazel, with more green than brown.
They're also my favourite eye colour too! there’s so many variations of it, do you have more green or brown in it? is there a ring of darker colour around your iris or not? Hazel has so many variations it’s such a pretty eye colour to have and it changes. Hazel eyes are magic.
8. scary movies or happy endings?
Thanks to my truly stellar vivid imagination and Childhood Trauma™️, I cannot watch scary movies. At least not ones that have plausibility. Like they could happen. Because for some reason, everytime I watch one of those, my brain ever so lovingly decides to recreate the movie in the form of a nightmare where all the starring cast are people I actually care about an I’m just. watching them all die.
It's never fun. And I can never escape it. Even waking up, if I go to sleep, I will go right back into that nightmare, there’s no escape.
9. any talents?
Many! i have ADHD and autism, I have so many random skills. The only one I can reliably do on command though is writing. I can draw, paint, sew, sing, dance, and many others… sometimes, but the only one I can reliably do without fail, is write.
10. where were you born?
Britain. You don’t get closer than that I ain’t about to dox myself.
11. what are your hobbies?
Writing, reading, video games, creating shit.
12. do you have any pets?
Hope and Shadow are my two dogs, you all know them by now I’m sure. I have a shitton of tropical fish in tanks both upstairs and down, I did have a very smol bird but I had to put him up for adoption as unfortunately he and Hope simply did not get along, she made him very anxious and he made her hungry for bird.
13. how tall are you?
I’m tiny, 4’11.
14. favourite subject in school?
English. I had a great teacher. It would have been art but unfortunately I hated my teacher, and my teacher hated me and that made the lessons very uncomfortable.
15. dream job?
I would love to work with animals. Animals are easier than people.
And no, i'm not tagging people.
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bonemarrow26 · 10 months
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Spoilers + bad grammer
I JUST WATCHED ATSV AND IM JIST FLABBERGASTED
+ Trans Gwen??!
+ her and Hobie hanging out was Smth I wasn't expecting but everything I needed
+ Peter trying to help miles then accidentally lead everyone to them really hurt
+ gwanda being used in front of miles parents was silly
+ I got spoiled on the 42miles being the prowler which I hate but it had a good build up
+ Peter parkedcar = peak humor
+ the spot being some goofy guy to turning into a fuckimf god
+ "can you stop talking about your holes??!!"
+ peni looked so tired 😭 also sp//DR being more close to the evangelion style
+ "maybe get off the kids ass"
+ all the "cursing " caught me so off guard LMAO
+ pretend I just highlighted all the family moments I actually adore them
+ Gwen starting the movie really hit for me
+I just, really like Gwen she so cool, ballet dancer, punk drummer, tran gender, spiderwomen. What unit
+ give me more spider womens (Jessica drew + Gwen stacy) interaction post-miles morales
+ literally started to tear up 10 mins in
+ just Pavitr Prabhakar 💟💟
+ i just want spin off shit of everyone being happy pls
+ VAMPIRE MIGUEL 🛐🛐
+ Miguel in general🛐🛐
+ Pavitr being miles and Gwen shipper ( is there a name for that???)
+ Ben Reilly best side character ever
+ALOMST FORGOT WEBSLINGER I heart Cowboys
+ Idk if silk made a cameo bc I was too action focused
+ some pls tell me if she did
+ Lego spider man segment was the best and I loved it and I love how it was animated by a 14 year old, What a W on his part
+ Donald Glover cameo was amazing
+ incorporation of the Live action movies and spectacular Spider-Man was a lil sticky out-y but still appreciated
+ Pavitr getting mad at chai tea
+ bring us to Hobie's universe pretty please
+ Hobie just dipping after helping out miles and Gwen
+ Hobie calling Mayday an anarchist
+ mayday: 👈👧
+THE DISABLED SPIDER-WOMEN IS NAMED SUN SPIDER AND IS FAN MADE AFTER THE FIRST MOVIE SO MARVEL GAVE IT THE CANON CARD AHHHHHH I LOVE THIS MOIVE
+ mile being jealous of Hobie then being friend in less than a few minuteS
+ was Japanese Spiderman in it?
+Where my Asians spiders at??
+what's up with spider byte and miles 😁
+ SCORING AND SOUNDTRACK IS GONNA BE MY SUMMER PLAYLIST
+ HOBIE ENTIRE CHARACTER ANIMATED ON DIFFERENT FRAME RATES
+ Ms. Chang FOR THE WINNN
+ before y'all say smth, I know Pavitr and Peni were in it, are Asian and whom I adore, just cindy moon is a compelling spider women (besides from that weird thing with peter) and her origins story ties in with the spiderverse all neatly weird. Japanese Spiderman is just a character I would love to see, his origin is so cool and his show straight up inspired power rangers and transformers.
+ I love colors and texture!!!!
Over all im so hyped for part 2, this was an amazing movie that truly makes me have the need to rewatch and catch all the details again and again, these movies were a huge inspiration in my life and mean so much to me, as an artist and poc the Spiderman story is something everyone understands and can relate to, and ATSV doesn't change that, it keeps its ground with family and loss, relationships, the work life and the choice to do thing your own way. And I could go on with this rant forever but its a school night and its the last week so I hope to end it on a energized high note. Thank you for reading 💟💟
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rainisawriter · 7 months
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Pumpkin Spice Fluff (Flufftober 2023 Masterlist)
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🍂 Introduction 🍂
So, for the past few years I've been doing this set called Frightful October but I wanted to do something different this year. I have decided to try my hand at @flufftober this year!
I'm quite nervous because I only found this challenge last month and, as of posting this, I've only completed one lmao I really want to try and get all 31 but I'm not promising anything, knowing how I struggle to finish shit.
I originally planned to make this entire event original fiction however, then I changed my mind and decided to do half original and half fanfiction. I then changed my mind a third time and have decided to go with all fanfiction lmao
This set will be tagged with #RFO - PSF and #RFO - PSF23. You can see this set posted on AO3 and WordPress.
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Ficography under the cut!
🍂 Week 1 (October 1st – 7th) 🍂
Day 1. Cowardly San (San, Ateez) | 3k | fluff, angst, non-idol au
Day 2. To Be Family (Yamato, High&Low) | 4k | fluff, family
Day 3. What Changed? (Jaemin, NCT) | 1k | fluff, college au
Day 4. The Ugly Duckling (Amagai, High&Low) | 7k | angst, fluff
Day 5. Stood Up (Reo, Generations) | 3k | fluff
Day 6. The Sun & Moon (Bernie, High&Low) | 6k | angst, fluff
Day 7. Together-Forever (Woozi, Seventeen) | 7k | fluff, supernatural, romance
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🍂 Week 2 (October 8th - 14th) 🍂
Day 8. Strange One (Takeshi, High&Low) | 3k | fluff, comedy
Day 9. Luck of the Draw (Wooyoung, Ateez) | 2k | fluff, friendship
Day 10. Made With Love (Shibaman, High&Low) | 5k | fluff, romance, slice of life
Day 11. A Helping Hand (Cobra, High&Low) | 2k | fluff, slice of life, romance
Day 12. One Day, You'll Be Mine (Hitsugaya, Bleach) | 5k | fluff, comedy
Day 13. You've A Lot of Explaining to Do (Yamasho, The Rampage) | 3k | fluff, supernatural
Day 14. Hyuga & the Three Kittens (Hyuga, High&Low) | 4k | fluff, slice of life
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🍂 Week 3 (October 15th - 21st) 🍂
Day 15. Missing & Cursed (Choutarou, Prince of Tennis) | 6k | fluff, supernatural, magic
Day 16. A Halloween Miracle (Ice, High&Low) | 5k | fluff, romance slice of life
Day 17. Accept Me As I Am (Ryu, the Rampage)
Day 18. To the Hot Springs (Tsuji, High&Low)
Day 19. I'll Never Leave (Renato, Dead by Daylight)
Day 20. To Care for You (Murayama, High&Low) | 5k | fluff, angst, slice of life
Day 21. Welcome to the Realm (Nic, Dead by Daylight) | 3k | fluff, friendship
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🍂 Week 4 (October 22nd - 28th) 🍂
Day 22. My Beautiful Captain (Futa, High&Low) | 4k | fluff, angst, comfort
Day 23. Little Starfish (Floyd, Twisted Wonderland) | 3k | fluff, soulmate au
Day 24.
Day 25.
Day 26.
Day 27.
Day 28.
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🍂 Week 5 (October 29th - 31st) 🍂
Day 29.
Day 30.
Day 31.
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runningfrom2am · 2 months
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extremely late chapter 14 thoughts:
1. sejanus as much as i love you- maybe not throw yourself inside the house when coryo is having an existential crisis.
2. i love lennox because there should be at least one person who thinks the right way. i hope lennox keeps him on his toes so he thinks three times before doing anything.
3. “Unless you still didn’t see it that way.” ohhhh… the drama.
4. “the back cover of an old book about a man who hunted humans.” is the book “the most dangerous game”?
5. trying to materialise her morals with her prize must’ve been awful. only having money to hold as you’re in a train for that long with that many thoughts, i can’t even imagine.
6. i truly love the family r has and how even that makes her different than lucy gray. the latter was the oldest in her unit, as far as i know, while r isn’t meant to take care of anyone. also you are doing an excellent job at not casting them aside, as side characters usually exist for a quick second in fanfics.
7. Coriolanus Snow Being Honest To A District Woman? It’s More Likely Than You Think.
8. well, ladybugs bring luck.
9. thank you so much for not making her jump to his arms in a few seconds. she went through hell in that arena and at least half of it could be traced back to coryo. the emotional weight of that isn’t something that will lift quickly. she is bound to him by something greater than her feelings.
10. “I am yours for the walk and especially when I walk away.” MA’AM IS THIS FORESHADOWING IN A WAY?
welcome back bestie!! also i hope you had such a great birthday !!
1. yeah he was not thinking LMAO he was just like “on my way to see my friend !” and lucy gray was like “bro cmon read the room”
2. yes i love him :’) he was ready to swing immediately. i really love writing sibling relationships bc with my brother i’ve had so many different perspectives on it through the years haha, but now it literally doesn’t matter i’m like “this person is annoying” and he’s like “i’ll fight them rn” lol. i really think lennox needs to bring that energy bc r is WAY too gentle for her own good, even after all that she went through. he’s a good kid, of course, raised by the same parents, but he’s not nearly as timid and i love him for it.
and ANOTHER thing ab lennox- him and lucy gray both know more than her parents do, and both are clearly protective of her but she is still willing to give coryo a chance. he sees coryo as untrustworthy and a threat to r even though he knows she cares about him, but lucy gray is more optimistic ab it. idk, i feel like they see the situation clearly but in very different ways.
3. he’s like “shit i came all this way to be shut down didn’t i-“ lol
4. yes ma’am 🫡🤭 i mean i know it’s a short story but i have seen individual prints of it too (i had someone on wp be like “but that’s not a book it’s a short story” like girl i know pls-
5. no literally i would lose my damn mind. like you’re staring at an amount of money that can change your life and trying to convince yourself it is somehow worth it (which i know she could never do) would be actual torture i think.
6. i love her family so much, like realistically i can’t imagine r being the person she is without having a loving and supportive family.
also thank you! i love lucy gray and the covey too much to neglect them. especially maude ivory!! we deserved more of her in the movie!!
7. no literally. especially r’s mom. i think he doesn’t consciously know it either but r had talked about her mom quite a bit while she was in the capitol so i think he trusts her more than he would care to if he didn’t feel like he “knew her”. also i think important to mention that his fathers death also affected her so deeply and even physically.
8. that they do 🤭
9. AH you are so welcome. like as much as that would have been cute or whatever i seriously don’t think that was even an option for her it wouldn’t have made even a bit of sense. honestly, she was more likely to bolt back out the door and make a run for it hahahaha
10. IDK WE’LL HAVE TO SEE
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ev1llesb1an · 6 months
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Documentation of my comphet throughout the years 🧍‍♀️
Okay so I thought it’d be funny to talk abt my most intense male fixation eras as a lesbian (idk i’m just shitposting into the void again) judge me all u want (it is probably needed) but i need ppl to understand the real me 🙏
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IT CROPPED HALF HIS FACE OUT but i just realised if you aren’t british ur gonna have no idea who he is anyone (he’s lachlan white from emmerdale) omg this was an ERA everyone around me thought i was going insane (i was) but like they just didn’t get it he slayed so hard at a level that will never be reached (literally) also tom atkinson on sex education was like a full circle moment for me omg but anyways i was like 11-12 here these were literally my formative years this changed me FOREVER don’t judge he slayed omg
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THIS okay so u can’t even blame me for this one it’s just correct. yes he’s like walking masculinity stereotype BUT he also had depth and was interesting 😌 the fanfics were SO GOOD this is when i really got into fanfiction and accidentally read smut where someone get pregnant in the hunger games 🧍‍♀️i read this one fic that was like x reader AND THEY STRAIGHT UP BOTH DIED but anyways. i read fanfics abt literally everyone thg character (read abt women and convinced myself i was still straight lmfao) but he was the stand out for me. i recently revisited this era and the fics ppl write on ao3 r INSANE omg like what is wrong with u ppl ( i say this lovingly but also wtf )
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OMGOMGOMG BEST ERA OF MY LIFE u actually don’t understand u just had to be there. a solid percentage of my brain even to this day is made up of this man. this is like the stupidest thing ever but when i was like 14 i would just mirror his personality (and tone down the arsehole part obvs) so that i could get more talkative AND IT ACTUALLY WORKED nobody in the whole world will ever understand how much he means to me (i don’t rly understand it myself tbh) and ik ppl literally fuckinf despise him but i will not tolerate the dandy mott slander bc he is literally part of my core identity atp i revisit him every few months just to fully reconnect with my inner being. did anyone read Companion? that shit was crazy also i wrote a fic abt him on wattpad and people actually READ IT so anyways best era of my life it truly never got better i rly hit me peak (i had 0 friends) the few friends i had literally told me i talked abt him too much and it made them like me less 💀
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this was arguably my most chill era like yea i was pretty obsessive but with marvel it’s so normalised to be so intense abt everything i kinda just fit right in. there’s too much professor fanfiction r u ppl okay 🧍‍♀️ also more actor fanfiction than i have ever seen for any other man in my LIFE but the capitalism went hard during this era the fluff was so good. arguably my most comforting era? idk i can’t rly explain that one
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okay so these two r kinda completely different but also (for obvious reasons) the exact same. gotham was my most openly gay era and for that i will forever be grateful HOWEVER the kristen kringle haters were doing WAY TOO MUCH like she’s already dead why u doing her like that constantly (u will see this sentiment echoed later abt someone else hmmm i wonder who) but yea and then YES i was a paul dano lesbian (literally wasn’t out as lesbian at this point lmao) honestly this is probably the era my friends hated the most they would either awkwardly pretend to agree/care abt the shit i was saying or straight up tell me i was delusional 💀 my friends even now still call it my worst era but i LOVED IT kinda solidified my position at the bottom of the hellish secondary school hierarchy but i still had a good time. the paul dani riddler fanfics r next level tho the way ppl would just post STALKER fics constantly with like zero warnings and it was never labelled as yandere 🧍‍♀️i also got in an argument with a writer on wattpad bc they made the riddler and the oc have like a 6 year age gap and they met when she was 10 and he was like 16 💀 other than that good vibes all round
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tbh this era was pretty brief i can’t fully explain what happened here like the vibes were immaculate but also insane WHY IS THERE SM YANDERE FANFIC peter parker is so nice but then in fanfics it’s like 👹 but i rly like spider-man HOWEVER this then led me to my final destination on the comphet journey…
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omg were finally at the final stop the peak of comphet ( i came out as lesbian within this era ) arguably not my finest hour bc i swore i would never watch criminal minds bc the number of seasons is WAY TOO MUCH but here we are i watched it bc i read too much fanfic abt this man. i have lots of criticism for the fandom but he in himself is acc a rly good character. this was supposed to be like my ethical era but he’s acc killed like a bunch of ppl and thomas gibson is MESSY (don’t cancel me pls i say that lovingly 🫶) the haley hotchner misogyny nearly killed me off i don’t think i’ve ever been so miserable in a fandom and the fanfics kinda take feminism back a few hundred years but pretty good besides that
anyways there is my brainrot i hope the two (at most) ppl who will read this enjoyed 🫶 LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO im gonna say i posted this in honour of international lesbian day even tho that was several days ago
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anthonywhoredain · 7 days
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ohhhh go do all the even numbers rn or else 🫶🏻
bruh 😩 this is gonna take 5ever but fiiiiiiine, lets goooo
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? - negative, commander. not counting an old FWB as an ex.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? - i am basically a human labrador
6. What are you excited for? - this gigantic piece of tiramisu i'm about to have to dessert 😋
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? - literally do not care. live your best lives.
10. What is the last beverage you had? - water; i hope you're staying hydrated!!!
12 - already answered
14. What are you going to spend money on next? - this month's massive credit card bill LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? - yeah, why not
18. The last time you felt broken? - this weekend, bestie
20. Are you starting to realize anything? - absolutely not. no thoughts, only vibes.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? - this some rich white people shit
24. What do you want right this second? - more tiramisu
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? - yeeeee
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? - some children were playing soccer in the park and one kid kicked the ball like 20ft directly above her and it landed on another kid's head
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? - LOL NO
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? - i have crushes on like 10 people that i will never act on bc they are just crushes lmao
34. Listening to? - f1 practice on the tv
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? - lolnope
38 - already answered
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? - because she was hot, idk. why does anyone kiss anyone else?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? - i see my mom maybe once or twice a month, so no
44. Do you tan in the nude? - i don't go tanning
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? - absolutely not
48. Do you sing in the shower? - *tom delonge voice* ALWAAAYYYSSS
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? - i took archery classes for OVER A YEAR back in the day and had a Hoyt Buffalo recurve bow with carbon limbs at one point 🫡
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? - miss me with those things bye af
54. Ever eat a pierogi? - i stop in to Kasia's for one whenever I'm in Chicago
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - i wanted to be a rabbit. like. wanted to fucking morph into a rabbit. reading Watership Down at the age of like, 7, did not help this. No, I was not okay as a child.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - all the fuckin time, bro
60. Wear slippers? - fuck yeah, i have house slippies
62. What do you wear to bed? - usually nothing 🫡
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - Target bitch for liiiife
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? - i will fuck up an entire costco size bag of regular cheetos
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? - i am an evermore bitch for life but also a stan of sad dad rock that makes you want to kill yourself, so this is an easy one — coney island
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - literally do not care what they do. make your money, boo
72. Ever won a spelling bee? - i fucking PODIUM'D in a spelling bee in fourth grade. but alas, no win; third place.
74. What is your favorite book? - i don't have any fav books but i'm currently re-reading Crying in H-Mart by Michelle Zauner
76. Regularly burn incense? - nah
78 - answered already
80. Hot tea or cold tea? - i love me a hot green tea w/ honey and a squirt of fresh lemon juice
82. Favorite type of cookie? - betty crocker devil's food cake cookies with white, dark, and milk choco chippiebois
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - are there people over the age of 6 that can't.....???
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? - the best weddings have both
88. Ever have plastic surgery? - never had it
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? - i am a reverse christian; i believe sex should be done for purely recreational purposes
92. Do you want to get married? - sure, maybe someday
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twsted-idiot · 4 months
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Rambling Abt my bsd ocs :3
Dimitri doesn't have a reason to be a terrorist. Like he had a pretty normal life. He literally does it for fun and fame. But he's always sorta been like that (a sadomasochistic freak /aff) he ran away around 16 on his own accord, but had a fairly normal life before that.
^he fucking LOVES using his ability, just for the fuck of it. Like. He'll put himself in Wonderland just bc he's bored. Or he'll pull shit out of Wonderland 💀 like. He's let the Cheshire cat out in Sigma's casino before (Sigma was livid over it)
Akira and Chuuya are locked in fr 😭 IF ONE OF THEM GOES THEY'RE BOTH GOING LIKE...shes one of the only people that's stayed by his side since they met. Neither of them are going anywhere.
Yūrei refuses to interact w anyone until she goes downstairs n gets coffee from the cafe below the Ada building, but she usually gets coffee for anyone else who regularly drinks it (Kunikida, Fukuzawa, Ranpo, and Yosano. I refuse to believe Dazai drinks coffee, and Atsushi switches up his drinks. Ranpo puts more creamer and sugar than coffee 😭😭)
^ like she’ll just ignore them until she gets back upstairs (unless it’s actually something of major importance) but everyone’s accustomed to it at this point n they honestly think it’s kinda funny. She doesn’t have any close (related) family besides her mother (they don’t have the best relationship) so she typically stays in the room provided by the Ada
Akira really doesn’t have any personal grudges against anyone in the Ada besides Dazai, so she typically avoids conflict outside of work. She won’t outright try to fight Dazai unless it’s for work, but they’re not on good terms either.
Dimitri joined the Rats in the house of the dead/ Angels of Decay when he ran away (so around 16)
Akira joined the Port Mafia when Chuuya did, even though she was only 12 (wasn't an executive till later on lmao 😭)
^ "why did she join so young?" She didn't know how to control her ability when she was younger, n she ended up (accidentally) killing her mother. She ended up in the Sheep's territory and (though reluctant at first) they took her in :3 (Chuuya n the others helped her w her ability <3)
"that's so cringe" shut the fuck up I made her lore like two years ago n I'm not changing it.
Yūrei joined the ada at 13, so she's only been there for about a year (she's 14)
Akira calls Atsushi "kid" even though she's only a year older.
Dimitri can actually be really sweet when he wants to be, he just likes to be a pain in the ass <3
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1. 2. 4. 8. 10. 11. 14. 17. 32. 33. 46.
This or that?
3. 6. 10. 16. 21.
For people with vaginas
1. 4.
ILYSM! This is so many questions I’m so sorry!!!
Hiii baby🤭
1 - What are the ideal nudes that someone could send you? With girls seriously I’m such a fucking simp if you send me a picture of your thigh or some side boob I’m gonna go crazy. But ideal I love ass pics omfg, tiddy pics too. Like a tiddy pic but your hand covering your nipples? So hot. For guys? Send me a video of you busting a nut or of you pulling your boxers down and your cock popping out or keep itttt.
2 - Have you ever humped a pillow until you came? Would you? Yes, not since I was like way younger but I definitely have lol. Would I now? Yes, preferably with someone watching me and saying shit like “oh look how pathetic you are, you’re so desperate you’re gonna cum just from humping your little pillow?” Phew whoa, new fantasy unlocked. Did I just come up with a fic idea rn?
4 - Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?
• I’m definitely gonna have to jump on that Steddie threesome train.
• Also I’m agreeing with you on having a girl sit on my face while I get railed… (you, me, & Eddie when?)
•VAMPIRE SEX I WANNA FUCK I VAMPIRE AND GET MY BLOOD DRANK IDC!!!
8 - Something you never did in bed and would love to do? I wanna squirt so bad but I just can’t idk how? One day I will I’m determined.
14 - What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why? Hmmm I’m not necessarily embarrassed but I know a lot of people are as into pet play but god I wanna be someone’s lil pet so bad. Or even like slave idc. Just put me in a cage honestly. Ownership kink is craaazy.
17 - What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH? On guys? Handssss just ugh, I love hands. Girls though? Thighs, ass, tummy. Literally in the whole entire body an option?
32 - What is your most unusual turn on? Honestly when people info dump about things they love it’s so cute/hot to me. Like I just want to tackle them and make out with them and fuck them and let them still talk about it.
33 - Do you have some songs you wanna get railed to? Listen… getting railed to deftones? Life changing. Getting railed to the QOTD soundtrack? Mind altering.
46 - What scent you find arousing? Oooh with girls I really like sweet scents, but also if you smell like essential oils and like you’re gonna know my life story based on my astrology chart? That’s hot too. With men I like more musky scents. Honestly overall though? I’m gross and I like the scent of peoples natural musk/pheromones.
This or that?
Ropes or Cuffs? I’ve never used ropes before, so I’ll say cuffs since I’ve used them and liked them. I’d like to try ropes though.👀
Creampie or Throatpie? CREAMPIE ALLLL THE WAAAAY!! I’m getting my tubes removed on Thursday and I can’t wait to get FILLEDDD y’all.😩
Forever watch porn or Forever read porn? Definitely read, all the way. Or listen to it. Audioporn is 😩🫨
Multiple orgasms vs Orgasm denial? Fuuuck I’m gonna say multiple bc I love overstimulation like hold me tf down and make me cum again.
Bites vs Slaps? Bites for sure, I love biting omfg. But I love some good slaps don’t get me wrong.
Questions for vagina owners
Do you like your clit touched? How is it best? Yes fuuuck I love it, I like having it sucked but if I’m getting it rubbed I like it wet and kinda light but quick. Idk if that makes sense LMAO.
What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your vagina? What you think should be complimented on it? That it’s pretty, that it’s the tightest they’ve ever fucked. She’s cute or whateva we Stan her.
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cowboyatlarge · 5 months
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sister musical moment! ellie’s been with joel and sarah since she was five, she’s just a kid and has A Lot of feelings
i’m just a kid by simple plan
she’s only thirteeeeeeeennn why are feelings so intense??? body odor??? girls?? who the fuck needs algebra??? monthly leaky faucet feelings??? what the fuck, life is hard, joel is on his toes, her attitude sucks, sarah’s attitude sucks, she hates her clothes, she thinks her hair is stupid and if joel sees that D on her report card he’s gonna make That Face and she’s gonna feel like shit, she’s just a kid, and life is a nightmare
belly of the beat by grimes
sarah went through a really weird music phase that joel often referred to as, “that damn pots and pans racket” and one of the songs that stuck to ellie was belly of the beat, it was fun, upbeat and reminded her of the the little stars from super mario and reminds her of her sister
zombie by the cranberries
on a car ride back with dear old uncle tommy, this song came on shuffle and she’ll never forget watching him lose himself and them running the song back multiple times to scream the lyrics together
objects in the mirror by mac miller
“i wish we could go and be free, once / baby you and me / we could change the world forever / and never come back again / let’s leave it all in the rear view” she misses riley. a lot. (for the sake of the AU let’s say she and riley met at summer camp and stayed in contact until riley’s family moved away, i’m not killing my baby in this one lmao)
daddy lessons (feat. the chicks) by beyoncé (yes this version specifically)
this is her, sarah and joel’s theme song, “when trouble comes to town / and men like you come around / my daddy said shoot” it always reminds her of cowboy boots, sarah’s “Lemonade braids” (they’re the same as the ones Beyoncé wore in lemonade, for THIS song, come on, dad”), the feel of a mason jar filled with ice cubes and sweet tea, and joel and his rifle
all the things she said by t.A.t.U.
iykyk
dance dance by fall out boy
for one christmas joel got them guitar hero, the full band kit, a slight attempt at subliminal messaging on his part, so he wanted a little mini guitarist in the house, sue him! it didn’t work on sarah who was great at the game but had no interest in the real thing, ellie on the other hand had fallen in love with it and had spent many a night standing in front of the tv clutching that plastic guitar until she could beat sarah’s scores on expert mode, dance dance was the first song she succeeded her goal with and decided to reward herself with more work and learning the chords on an actual guitar, joel definitely didn’t do a fist pump in the air when she went back to her room after asking him to help her learn
normal girl by sza
sure she wasn’t clamoring for a boyfriend but… she did wanna be normal sometimes :( (whatever that means but ya know 14 olds, they get sad)
i can’t wait by nu shooz
there’s a video ellie pretends to be mortified about, she secretly loves it, in a grainy 4:3 three minute long video is a 7 year old ellie dancing with her sister in matching pajamas one christmas morning to i can’t wait, the last time she let sarah drag her to the mall that song had been playing in the H&M fitting room and sarah poked her head out to find ellie and yelled, “CUZ I CAN’T WAIT!” And less than a second later ellie responds, “BABY! I CAN’T WAIT” like it’s second nature to be loud and silly while her sister tries on tight clothes and gets a tag stuck in her hair, because it is
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loganlostitall · 6 months
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10 Questions Game
Tagged by: @murdadixon 🙄🖤
1. What is your phone background?
Lock screen - Negan Smith
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Home screen - Andy Biersack
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2. Who is your favorite singer?
My favorite stand-alone singer is probably Post Malone but this is such a difficult question. I know this wasn’t asked but my favorite rapper is, without contest, Eminem. Always has been, always will be. Yk who’s growing on me as a singer, though? Ricky Montgomery. He’s slowly climbing my Top Listened!
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3. Favorite Band?
Also difficult. I love so many. I’m currently hyper-fixated on Black Veil Brides once again, for the millionth time, so I will tentatively list them as my favorite band for now with the begrudged knowledge that this answer is subject to change at any time. I have been listening religiously for a decade, though.
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4. Who is your favorite character of all time?
I hate you for asking me this! I have so many favorites but after sitting here and grueling over an answer, I have decided that it’s an impossible call-off between MCU Thor and Lip Gallagher. I have characters that I love a whole lot and go in and out of having a special interest on, such as Spider-Man, Batman, Deadpool, Moon Knight, Jason Todd, but they’re not at the top. I can’t even say that my current favorite character is actually my favorite character because I’d be lying. But my favorite character as of right now is Negan.
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5. What is your favorite book?
The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton. Until the day I die. I read it and it completely changed my life, seeing a book with stories so similar to how I’d grown up. I wrote passively, as an interest, but after reading this in 2 days (when I was supposed to read it with the class over the course of a month) I decided then and there that I wanted to actually become an author.
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6. What is your favorite movie?
It’s been Avatar by James Cameron for almost 14 years now, since the day it first came out, but I think that the original Scream is finally starting to try and take its place as my fave. I suppose we shall see! 😩
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7. Favorite Actor or Actress?
Ummmm, shit. Can’t choose. Jeremy Allen White, Chris Hemsworth, Matthew Lillard, Evan Peters. It’s an extensive list but they’re the ones who come to mind first. A lot of my favorites have already passed, like Heath Ledger, Chadwick Boseman, Robin Williams, Cameron Boyce, Angus Cloud, etc.
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8. Favorite YouTuber?
I don’t really watch YouTube anymore—in fact I never got into YouTuber’s the way everyone else my age did, so all I can tell you is that Dan and Phil were the only people I watched on YT when I was younger. I think a little tiny bit of their gay rubbed off on me 🤔
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9. Do you drink?
Errrmmmm. Not often. I used to drink way too much as a teenager and had a problem so now I really only do it if there’s some kind of occasion. Scared for my 21st birthday in November if I’m tbh with y’all.
10. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A few of my friends and I came to the conclusion that I’m a raccoon, but that I shouldn’t say that because it would be too easy for ppl to call me a POC slur (I’m Mixed) and I thought that was hysterical LMAO iykyk
Tagging @hopefulatrocity @lanadelnegan and @sonsofnight y’all are legit my only Tumblr friends
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