#shiratorizawa incorrect quotes

[sleepinghellokitty]

Tendou: We need to distract these guys. Ushijima: Leave it to me. Ushijima: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Shirabu & Semi: *immediately begin arguing*

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[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Semi: did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Tendou: even better

Semi: what did you do...

Ushijima: *holding up a chicken*

Ushijima: her name is Grenda

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[klwl-truck]

*when asked what he thinks of Tendou*

Ushijima: He’s very strange and off-putting.

Ushijima: I like that in a man.

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[vintaeim]

oikawa: look, let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three. one... two... three...

kageyama: 

oikawa: 

oikawa: see, now i’m disappointed in the both of us.

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[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

The shiratorizawa boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

Ushijima: We have food at home.

Tendo, muttering: i hate this fucking team.

The nekoma boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

Kuroo: [pulls into the drivethrough]

the boys: [cheering]

Kuroo: one black coffee please.

the fukurodani boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

Bokuto: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

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[rosecaffelatte]

Yamagata: It’s nice to feel wanted.

Reon: Yes but not by the LAW!

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[itzjustkoi]

Tendou: Come on, Semi. Nobody actually believes that Ushiwaka is in love with me. Semi, to the team: Raise your hand if you think that Ushijima is helplessly in love with Tendou. *Everyone raises their hand* Tendou: Wakatoshi, put your hand down.

#he's down bad #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #anime memes #memes #shiratorizawa #hq ushijima #ushijima wakatoshi #wakatoshi ushijima #ushiwaka #ushiten #tendou satori #satori tendō #eita semi #semi eita #volleyball memes #ushiten is kind of my comfort ship?

[byelmaoo]

Ushijima, furious: Why have you made sexual intercourses with my father?!

Kuroo:

Kuroo: .. what?

Ushijima: I have been informed by the AO3 program that you have been doing unnecessary actions with my father.

meanwhile in the background..

Semi: .. Tendou, was it you?

Tendou: I know this is definitely something I’d do but it wasn’t me this time, I swear.

Kawanishi: *sweats nervously*

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[let-me-simp-in-peace]

A-Z With Shiratorizawa:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ushijima: I heard thought inducing activities can improve the brain’s mental capacity. Therefore, I would like us to list the first word that comes to mind that starts with each letter of the alphabet.

Tendou: Acid

Shirabu: Break

Goshiki: Crush

Semi: Drugs

Taichi: Eviscerate

Kai: Finality

Tendou: Gutted

Shirabu: Hollow

Goshiki: Incinerate

Semi: Judge

Taichi: Kill

Kai: Lacerate

Tendou: Murder

Shirabu: Now

Goshiki: Organs

Semi: Prey

Taichi: Quit

Kai: Revenge

Tendou: Stab

Shirabu: Torture

Goshiki: Underground

Semi: Vitals

Taichi: Wounded

Kai: X-Ray

Tendou: Yank

Shirabu: Zap

Ushijima: ……Next time I will choose a different game

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[sleepinghellokitty]

Taichi: How come when a house is haunted it's always a ghost from the 1700s? Do they have to be old as hell? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming 'IT'S BRITNEY BITCH' at 3 am

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[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Tendou: I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went "oh that looks warm, I wish I was that warm" and then stole all its hair

Ushijima: wig snatched

Shirabu: millenias of language interpretation have culminated in this

#guys i just took a 4 hour history test and im ready curl into a ball and sleep forever but i did pretty well so hurrah #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #shiratorizawa #shirabu kenjirō #tendou satori #ushijima wakatoshi

[klwl-truck]

Tendou: Hey Wakatoshi, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Ushijima: But you aren't one.

Tendou: I know, but I said IF I was a worm

Tendou: If I turned into a worm would you still love me?

Ushijima: In what possible situation would you turn into a worm.

Tendou: I know that! I was just-

Tendou: Oh nevermind it's not that important.

*30 minutes later*

Ushijima: I would make you a terrarium.

Tendou: huh?

Ushijima: If you turned into a worm I would build you a small terrarium, with wet soil and plently of rotting leaves so that you had enough food to eat.

Ushijima: And then I'd put you in a dark corner, so that your skin wouldn't dry out in the sunlight.

Tendou: oh 😭

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[fvtakuchi]

Semi: so Goshiki just informed me that he's going to his first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring

Semi: after some delicate questioning, "gender reveal, Tsutomu. It's called a gender reveal."

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[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Tendō: I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Ushijima, but just standing there ominously doesn’t count as socializing

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[unstablehorsestance]

[at Shiratorizawa]

Semi: don't give me that attitude!

Shirabu: you can't tell me what to do, you ain't my mother!

Semi: *aggressively* YES, I AM!

[meanwhile at Karasuno]

Sugawara: Tsukishima, you should eat more.

Tsukishima: you can't tell me what to do, you ain't my mother.

Sugawara: *one hand over chest* *dramatically* yes, I am...

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[rosecaffelatte]

Kawanishi: I can explain. Tendou: Can you? Kawanishi: Only if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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