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my friend who knows nothing about f1 told me when she sees Oscar she calls him the prince one as she doesn’t know his name but thinks he looks like a prince 😭😭
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I sent my theater teacher this picture from a recent production and she said i spend too much time on Tumblr :/
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Emma: There's just no way she likes me back.
Cleo: Rikki would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Emma: Rikki would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun!
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@cotiere !
" intimacy is a four-syllable word for ‘here are my heart and soul, please grind them into hamburger, and enjoy.' "
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My friend just called Irkens, and I quote: “Buggie Thingies from the Zim zoo show”
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I asked my sister if she knew what vamos meant and she said "something messi puts a lot in his captions"
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today in class i was talking to a classmate and she fucking goes "apollo is so gender"
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My sister and I were trying g to figure out how to correctly pronounce his "second middle" name
I tried sounding it out, but my sister gave up right away said " 'Delish'. He's delish! Henry William 'Delish' Cavill!"
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Kara: I know where you live.
Jason: Where?
Kara: In a house.
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shout out to my neurotypical friend who heard me say that in the pjo books all the demigods have ADHD and went 'oh thats why you like them so much'
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DON'T LET LYNX BE THE VOICE OF REASON, DO WHAT YOU WANT AND LET THE READERS SUFFER AND BE HAPPY!! (this is a joke)
If you want a good mental image of our friendship, imagine a scraggly Chihuahua-mix mutt straining against a leash, choking itself out, and a bipedal lynx holding it back with a very exasperated, tired face.
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@sparguscityangel 's dark eco Precursor (and Jak's mother in more Eldritch aus) Micte, is spending a Dark Jak Wednesday (one day early I know) teaching her boy a little self-care. Which looks also like a Skeleton-Themed Spa Day, but that's besides the point.
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?????
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Searching for jobs on LinkedIn
My sister: Stop looking at LinkedIn it just makes you sad
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