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#shes gonna go on vacay and shes gonna slam russian ass all over valm. you love to see it
jackedspicer · 3 years
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the ball shattering experience of chasing that fruity little king gangrel around the map while all his guys are coming at you because he WONT face chrom head on . All while gaius is flopping like a fish by the treasure chests and kellam & olivia are making out in the trees. im just trying to let blue boy have his closure
#hard mode on fea is worthe it you get drama like this#Anyway. i just hit the chapter where you get Cherche and i tell you what. Girl needs a break . Shes gonna go on vacay.#shes gonna go on vacay and shes gonna slam russian ass all over valm. you love to see it#literally ive had my guy hang out with gregor the past 2 chapters and its so awkward. Its like#he still finds the time to crack a corny joke at you with admittedly excellent timing with this half hearted grin and pained look in his ey#Every1 is thinking about death because emm just died etc etc and gregor knows its not the time. he knows it and thats why the pained look#is there#its inherently comical to be paired with gregor for reasons i cant put my finger on its like#siiiiigh my closeted boytoy chrom is off crying with Sully because his sister died. Its fine. Its fine.#and youre there. with Gregor. and he knows it but doesnt give you a hard time. And youre still#thinking about the thing he said about keeping your muscles limber. And its just comically awkward. thats Gregor#ive put greg with cordelia too because i like the speed boost and the mobility and i remember thinking#OY! pairing gregor with fliers is so epic. i just wish Cordelia was tankier#and theni remembered CHERCHE.#AND MY BASED SEXY FANART OF THEM!!!!!!!!#good god the power duo that they have. especially if she has Demoiselle because you see that pink heart target mark on the bottom screen#while theyre paired up and its vibe shit it completes the entire atmosphere#ME WHO GRINDS ENDLESSLY TO GET HER DEMOISELLE FOR AESTHETICS AND NOTHING ELSE..#i cant even explain it . sumia and frederick THINK themselves to be the glue that holds everyone together#but its cherche and gregor and everybody fucking knows it. Frederick has nothing on gregor. I swear to God.
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